To Protect Newbies, Send Cannonballs To The Principal On Teacher’s Day

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After the hard work of model workers, videos about open classes were quickly uploaded to short video platforms.

It starts with Pan Dou reporting the principal, and ends with the big rat escaping, and finally ends with the school leaders and others being furious, and Pan Dou with sleepy eyes and an innocent expression on his face.

"Haha, Brother Dou went on an expedition and not a blade of grass grew."

"Interrupting my brother Dou's sleep? Very good, you have a way to die."

"Are you the Dou San named 'Douluo'?"

"Don't principals have to abide by school rules and disciplines? Okay, okay, just wait, I, Brother Dou, will take action and pull off all your wigs."

"My brother Dou never waits for revenge overnight, and he avenges himself on the spot."

"Emperor Dou Tian: I'm determined to take over the principal, even Jesus can't keep him, I said so!!"

"Brother Dou: Principal, you fell down before I even tried my best."

"Principal: My family, who knows, I was made to cry by my own students today.

"Principal: My mother-in-law may affect her career!"

"The principal danced a peacock dance for me, grandpa... Haha, Brother Dou's brain is out of control."

"Whoever likes to dance can dance. Anyway, my brother Dou doesn't dance."

"How dare you, you want me, Emperor Dou, to dance for you? I think you don't know how to write the word 'death'."

"Haha, Brother Dou will never let me down."

"If you like it, please update more."

"Damn it, this big rat came out and scared me."

"Xinyi, you were happy too early, you must have been scared to the point of peeing now!!"

"Brother Dou: I treat everyone equally, including netizens."

"Sleep according to orders, my brother Dou is awesome!!"

"The principal is suffering from PTSD."

"Damn it, I saw my young master."

"What is your master? That's my husband!!"

"Click to the homepage, damn, it's a big man."

"Husband, you're talking about cauliflower!!"

"Have you noticed that the most awesome thing about Brother Dou is not his eloquence but his connections?"

"Brother Dou when he grows up: He has no white penis in his dealings, he can adjust his bare hands, and he is happy..."

"Woo, is this the legendary class barrier?"

"No one needs to introduce the matchmaking. This group of rich and powerful second-generation people naturally get together. Is it really God's will!?"

"Metaphysics, I can only talk about metaphysics.

"Dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix. Three generations of my family only know how to dig holes."

“Is the hole you’re talking about the hole I’m thinking of?”

"...My family has inherited drilling. If you have any business, please feel free to contact us. We guarantee fast water flow and long-lasting durability."

"Ah this!?"

"Waiting for the rose of love to enter the live broadcast room..."

When the video was uploaded, it immediately went viral on the short video platform, and netizens burst into laughter.

They were both sympathetic and relieved about the principal's experience.

If you don’t abide by the school rules and disciplines, that’s a shame!

And Pan Dou's weird sentence making made netizens burst into laughter.

Especially when they saw the principal's dark face, netizens burst into laughter.

However, when the big mouse sprang out, they were shocked when they were watching the video.

The smile stopped abruptly.

They all called him Brother Dou, even the netizens who were watching the fun were not spared.

At this time, videos related to female college students were also exposed, and they quickly became hot searches.

Wrestling in a squat, fixing fractures, pulling into an ambulance, related medical records, and coded photos of lying on the hospital bed.

The copywriting only has one short sentence: Brother Dou, please let me go.

Nothing is said about the specific situation, but the meaning is already obvious.

More importantly, she has a caring best friend who directly revealed the truth in the comment area.

"Haha, my sister skipped high school mathematics class and squatted in a pit to watch Brother Dou's live broadcast. Then she was scared by a big rat and jumped up. She fell into the pit and broke her leg. Everyone laughed at her together."

"Get out of here!!"

The female college student responded sadly and indignantly.

"Watching the live broadcast and falling into a pit and breaking your leg? Phew, sister, I really belong to you."

"Spiral fracture? The fall was quite unique."

"From the photos, I can already imagine the scene where you were surrounded by people."

"Just die in society!"

"I just thought about it and I was embarrassed to leave the three bedrooms and one living room. How will I be able to hold my head up in school in the future?"

"Haha, I won't look at anyone the right way from now on. I'm thinking to myself: Is she laughing at me!?"

"How come today's college students are all so fragile!?"

"College students on vacation: special forces; college students in school: Crunchy Shark!!"

"College students on vacation: uprooting willows Lu Zhishen; college students in school: weak willow Fufeng Lin Daiyu!!"

"Haha, what a special image!!"

"Damn it, Brother Dou's curse is in effect again!?"

"What's going on!? Didn't it mean that Brother Dou's curse has been broken?"

"Gan, I have been risking my life to watch Brother Dou's live broadcast. Fortunately, the goddess of luck favored me and I was not selected."

"The favor of the goddess of luck (×); the kindness of Brother Dou (V)."

"Brother Dou: Last time I let you off the hook, you were not only dissatisfied, but also dared to jump online. This time you will have a taste of the wrath of my Emperor Dou."

"Haha, one inch of mountains and rivers, one inch of blood, one hundred thousand young people, one hundred thousand diseases!"

"Hey, you're such a fucking talent."

"Check to see if there was a college student interning among the group of little devils last time."

"It makes sense. We have been focusing on the country, but we may not be sure that the glory of Emperor Dou Wei has already spread to the whole world."

"Brother Dou: Randomly select a lucky audience member and send him to the operating table."

"Haha, college students are trembling..."

"Thousands of college students wrote blood letters begging Brother Dou to let him go."

When netizens saw another victim of "Brother Dou" appeared, they immediately became excited and commented and liked it one after another.

In the past, college students would pop champagne at halftime, but now they are all extremely happy and sad.

Facts have proved that the Curse of Brother Dou does exist.

Only the last time it failed.

The reason is unknown.

Pan Dou's followers are actively trying to verify whether there are college students among the imprisoned little devils, and then prove the continuity and accuracy of Dou Ge's curse.

While netizens were enjoying the carnival, a comment with a picture quietly appeared in the comment area:

Blogger, are you the one who posted these two comments?

Attached below:

"I skipped high school math class and sat in the pit, laughing like crazy in the toilet."

"College student? How dare you watch Brother Dou's live broadcast? Are you not afraid of Brother Dou's curse?"

"What are you afraid of? If you have the ability, let Brother Dou do it to me."

"Tsk, tsk, are you college students drifting away, or is it that Brother Dou can't lift the knife?"

"Open the champagne at half-time, be careful when extreme joy leads to sorrow."

The live broadcast barrage at that time clearly showed it.

Among them, "I skipped high school mathematics class and squatted in the pit, and I almost laughed like crazy in the toilet" and "What are you afraid of? If you have the ability, Brother Dou will fuck me." are surrounded by thick red circles.

"Damn it, that's right..."

"Haha, it turns out you were the one who provoked me first."

"Emperor Dou Tian: Huh, since you want to die, then I will help you."

"Emperor Dou: If the tiger doesn't show off its power, you think I'm a sick cat."

"Brother Dou: Everyone heard it. She asked me to do it to her so I did it to her."

"Brother Dou: I have never seen such a request in my life."

"Sisters, trouble comes from your mouth!!"

"Haha, no one knew that you skipped high school math class, but now it's better, the whole Internet knows."

"Damage +1."

"Credit -1."

"Please help the netizens from the same school to @teacher."

"Damn it, I've seen a lot of living Bodhisattvas, but this is the first time I've seen a living King of Hell.

This comment was quickly pushed to the front row.

Netizens in the comment area were laughing their heads off.

Unexpectedly, the plot of just a broken leg can have twists and turns and ups and downs.

The original topic about Pan Dou ends here.

However, at night, a blogger suddenly posted a new video with a ridiculous title:

"Brother Dou's Death List!!"

In the video, the blogger counts people who have had accidents because of watching Pan Dou's live broadcast or video.

The first victim, a college student, laughed out loud because the video was too funny, which made netizens realize that "laughing over" is not just an exaggerated adjective, but may also be a fact.

The second victim, a college student, was so excited because Pan Dou prayed for rain that his heart rate increased and he fainted.

The third victim is unknown. Some people blindly speculated that among the imprisoned imps were college students, but this has not yet been confirmed.

The fourth victim was a college student, that is, a female college student. She broke her leg in the toilet because she skipped class and watched Brother Dou's live broadcast.

"Damn it, do I, Brother Dou, already have so many lives on my hands?"

"Incense."

"Victim: Damn, we are only injured, not dead.

"Hiss~ The power of Emperor Dou is so terrifying."

"Jie Jie, I, the Emperor Dou, specializes in killing unknown people."

"Haha, I have a shitty smile. I just want to laugh when I see this sentence." 4.9

"It's scary. Emperor Dou is surrounded by the laws of the heavens. Even if he is thousands of miles away, he will be affected by them and suffer great misfortune."

"Emperor Dou Tian: The world is under my control."

"Kind of handsome."

"Before the accident: I am a college student, I am not afraid of anything; after the accident: I am a college student, please don't come over!!"

"Sign up, sign up, guess how the next unlucky guy will die."

As soon as this comment came out, it immediately aroused the interest of netizens and participated enthusiastically.

"Given how fragile college students are, I'm not sure they would die if they fell flat on the ground."

"Choke to death when you drink water!!"

"You are too conservative, look at me, I think the next unlucky guy will die by falling into a manure pit.

"Haha, it's not that drinking water and choking to death is not good enough, but falling into a manure pit and dying is more cost-effective.

As a result, various ways for college students to die have emerged.

There are many ways to die: choking on drinking water, falling into a manure pit, falling to death on the ground, starving to death in front of Haidilao, dying suddenly after staying up late, dying from anal fissure, etc.

It can be seen that the majority of netizens are very knowledgeable about how college students die.

As for the protagonists, the college students were already hiding in the corner, shivering, watching with fear as these perverts on the Internet frequently communicated and studied how to "kill" them. .