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Chapter 74: Emperor Dou Tian: In My Eyes, You Are All Ants

The person was arrested in the afternoon.

The news comes in the evening.

That's how fast it is.

Snake dealer Liu was criminally detained by the Municipal Public Security Bureau branch on suspicion of illegally purchasing and selling precious and endangered wild animals.

The entire case was reported in detail in the news.

It was mentioned that the cause was that Xiao Pan, a pupil from Yucai Primary School, captured a red-tailed anaconda in the school woods, which attracted the attention of the forest police.

Later, a college student from a certain university surrendered and provided clues.

Through various clues, the police finally found the residence of the snake dealer Liu and arrested him.

The news video also showed the entire residence of snake dealer Liu.

“Damn it, I only found out about this in Brother Dou’s video in the morning, and he was caught in the afternoon!?”

"Emperor Dou Tian: Boy, you will be unlucky if you run into me."

“This guy is awesome, he transformed the place where he lives into a tropical rainforest.

"It can be seen that he is really interested in this, and he is an unscrupulous pet owner."

"I would like to ask the police officer if the confiscated incubator can be disposed of at a low level to me. Oh my, I, a poor guy, also want to give my baby a warm home."

"Police, I want to report the person upstairs."

"Ah? How do you know that someone has broken the law?"

"If you have dates or not, let's hit one shot."

"Awesome!"

"Haha, classmate Xiao Pan, this is the first time Brother Dou has such a weak Wai No. 340.

"It's quite cute."

"That's bad, how come the high curse has a tendency to spread to people in society!!"

"You just know, isn't the little devil who got into trouble earlier a member of society?"

"College students, please do your best to attract Brother Dou's attention and don't involve us."

"Haha, I let you mock us college students every day, now it's your turn!!"

"I'm a senior in college and doing an internship. Am I considered a college student or a social worker?"

"Both."

"Grass!!"

"Haha, brother, you are going to laugh me to death.

"Standing on two boats, bastard!!"

"Haha, if you are riding on two boats, you will embrace the left and the right. If you are riding on two boats, you will lean left and fall right."

"You are not responsible for the good things, but you are responsible for all the bad things."

"Wait a minute, watch the news carefully. The clues are provided by college students. If he doesn't provide clues, the college students may be the unlucky ones."

"Damn, it turns out that college students are causing trouble and causing harm to the king of our society."

"Level 1 alert, Level 1 alert, Brother Dou's curse is spreading, everyone is in danger!!"

"Emperor Dou Tian: I have said before that I will treat everyone equally."

"This is the legendary saying that 'the way of heaven is unkind and treats all things as stupid dogs; the saints are unkind and treats the common people as stupid dogs'! (agde)?"

"Emperor Dou Tian: In my eyes, you and others are all ants.

"Ugh, if you don't become an emperor, you will always be an ant."

"It's broken, Brother Dou is serious."

"Excuse me, can I still watch Brother Dou's live broadcasts and videos with confidence in the future?"

"I'm afraid, Brother Dou only kills one at a time. There are so many of us. How can he reach the Saint level?"

Netizens looked at this news and exclaimed that Brother Dou wants to harm me.

In the past, it was always college students who were unlucky, but this time it was a member of society who got into trouble.

This is broken.

Brother Dou’s curse spread like a virus to the entire society.

Netizens are all in danger.

Of course, the above is just a joke.

They also know that many things just happen at the right time.

For example, this red-tailed anaconda incident.

It is normal to start with the red-tailed anaconda and follow the clues to catch the snake dealer.

It's just that because Pan Dou had various "great achievements" before him, people think of the curse.

In fact, there is no scientific basis for this kind of thing.

Here I appeal to everyone not to be feudal and superstitious.

on the platform.

This news was highly discussed and quickly became a hot search topic.

Catch the attention of various passers-by.

And as the news rages.

Later, a new video came into netizens' view again.

"Brothers, let me help you win the game, am I a dick?"

The person who posted the video was a college student. He told the whole story in his copywriting, which immediately aroused praise from the college students.

"Fuck, dick, dick, dick!!"

"Haha, let's go out and smile to the sky. How can we be from Penghao? Let them laugh at us. Now let them know how powerful we are."

"Damn, it turns out it was you who spread the curse.

"You deserve to die!!"

"Haha, if we die, let's all die together."

"Yes, yes, we college students can't always suffer. It's time for you to taste the power of Brother Dou's curse.

"Luanluoluo, come and hit me!!"

"I am the counselor of XXX University. I would like to tell all college students a piece of sad news. Because this matter is too hot and has attracted the attention of the superiors, the superiors have just issued a notice asking counselors of major universities to conduct surprise inspections of dormitories to prevent A similar incident happened again."

Seeing this message, the college students who were originally full of joy suddenly became silent and looked dull.

A major inspection of colleges and universities in the city!?

"Fuck, fuck, brothers, let's stop talking. I need to put away my women's clothes first."

"Damn, my pots and pans!"

"That brother who reported the snake dealer, you really deserve to die!!"

"Why did you blow yourself up when you said everything was fine, and now we are all suffering."

"Haha, the boat of friendship can capsize easily."

“What should I do if I have a husky in the dormitory!?”

"Usually star anise, grass fruit, cinnamon, aniseed..."

"Haha, I'll let you squeal. Now let's see if you are panicked or not."

"I have discovered that every time college students open champagne to celebrate, they are guaranteed to be repaid immediately."

"Last time, because Brother Dou's curse expired after an interval, they were happy to open the champagne, but immediately a female college student broke her leg while watching his live broadcast.

"Haha, this is called extreme happiness leading to sadness."

"Emperor Dou Tian: Did I make you laugh? You just grinned."

"Oh, go ahead, I thought Brother Dou's curse had been transferred from college students to people in our society. If you dare, you will be killed!"

"Haha, Brother Dou this time is a group attack, and all college students in the capital will suffer."

"College student: We agreed to only kill one person, why did we suddenly expand the scope?"

"Brother Dou doesn't follow martial ethics, he engages in sneak attacks, and bullies us fragile college students."

"Oops, Brother Dou's curse is about to evolve into Brother Dou's virus, and it's already contagious."

"This thing is still contagious!?"

“Will the next step be to strictly monitor the breeding of reptiles!?”

"No, then wouldn't I be dead?"

"Climbing pets will take action, crawling pets will take action, if you need anything, please click on my homepage..."

As soon as the inspection of the city's colleges and universities came out, not only all the college students in the capital were trembling, but even the netizens who were watching the theater were thinking about it and were hiding in bed and moaning.

In addition to them, the victim's principal is also answering various phone calls with a black line on his head.

People are still the same people as yesterday.

The words were the same as yesterday.

It can be summed up in three words:

Tease, tease, tease.

"These damn old guys, just wait. When you get into trouble, I'll call back one by one to say hello."

The principal gritted his teeth and wrote down everyone in his notebook.

I secretly vowed to return it one day sooner or later.

"Little Peacock Prince, it's time to eat!!"

At this time, a call came from the kitchen, and the principal trembled all over, and said angrily: "I know, I know, old lady, please stop calling me this insulting nickname."

"It depends on my mood!!"

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