Tokyo Girlfriend Illustrated Book

Human beings are emotional creatures. In addition to the fact that healthy psychological conditions do affect the operation of the body, people also really feed on emotions.

When you are happy, you can eat three bowls. When you are unhappy, you can eat three bowls. By the way, you can use the misfortune of others to eat three more bowls of food and wine.

As we all know, people will die if they don’t eat, so people are emotional creatures!

Almost every girl in Ruyi's house has a scale. I don't know if they all have their own weight measurement unit or if they are afraid of others seeing their weight. In short, everyone is very concerned about weight.

But it is a pity that you can always hear the words "Ah, I have become fat again" on weekdays. Occasionally, there will be comments like "How can it be repaired? Why doesn't the fat go to the chest?"

In short, the ironclad fact is that everyone is gaining weight.

After rigorous and scientific observation, Yamauchi Sakura concluded that this is because everyone is so happy every day and always has a great appetite when eating. Especially after laughing at Yinglili who has consumed a lot of energy, she will have an extra bowl of rice.

The hill where Sakurabaso is located has a very beautiful scenery. Outside the wooden wall of the courtyard are various trees, including maples and pine trees, ensuring beautiful scenery to be enjoyed all year round.

The sea breeze blows gently at night, moving all the way up the sea level. When it reaches the top of the mountain, it has no strength and can only blow the leaves dyed dark green by the night. After the wind passes through the mountain forest and crosses the courtyard wall to the living room, It can only make people feel a cold feeling on the back of their hands, and they can't help but want to pick up the hot meal and take a big bite, so as to generate enough heat to resist the low temperature at night.

"...So, to sum up, we don't want to feast on your misfortune, Yukino-chan, but we are simply hungry."

Yamauchi Sakura said with a serious face.

The others, Miyamizu Mitsuha, Eiriri and others who were all carrying dishes, also nodded in agreement. Yukinoshita Haruno even cried out with aggrieved face:

"Oh my God, is it wrong to want to eat? Even if MacArthur comes, he can't deprive me of my right to eat!"

Yukinoshita Yukino, who looked at everyone with an upright attitude, closed her mouth in frustration. She knew in her heart that these bastards knew that she would never be as naughty as Eiri, so they all planned to have a big meal.

The depressed girl had the intention not to say anything to prevent these bastards from getting their way, but if she really wanted to not say anything, she would have to suppress it to death because of her obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Hojo Kyosuke didn't say anything, he just stuffed a wasabi shrimp ball into his mouth.

Ah, my craftsmanship is really good!

Feeling the rich taste in his mouth, he couldn't help but hum in enjoyment. With the same fried shrimp, he can instantly make more than a dozen dishes with seasonings, and even a table full of shrimp will not get tired of it.

If you're tired of it, just try some of Yukino's jokes to relieve your boredom.

"It was a beautiful weekend."

Yukinoshita Yukino took a deep breath and began to tell about the vicious accident.

Yes, when describing the incident to everyone, the girl rigorously used words like "malignant" and "accident", which fully demonstrated the seriousness of the matter, which also made everyone's appetite stronger.

"Dad took me to the zoo..."

"I know, you were spat on by an alpaca, right?"

Yinglili yelled, raised her hand excitedly and interrupted:

"It was super disgusting. The sticky saliva was all over my face. I didn't feel comfortable even after washing it for two hours!"

"..."

Everyone was silent and looked at Yinglili with speechless eyes.

This professional player in the competition, please be patient. It's not time for you to take the stage yet.

"...No, I'm not interested in creatures like alpacas."

Yukino took a deep breath and forced herself not to laugh.

"Huh? In fact, apart from spitting, alpacas are quite cute. I even bought an alpaca wool rug by the way. It's very soft."

Yinglili sighed in disappointment, and then tried again:

"That means being chased by a swan? Being bitten on the butt?"

Yukinoshita's little face tightened and she tried to suppress her smile: "No, I'm proficient in women's self-defense, and a swan can't get close to me."

"Has your hair been pecked out by an ostrich? I doubt that stupid bird is color-blind and can actually recognize my shiny blond hair as fodder?"

"No, it's impossible for me to get that close to a creature that can't communicate."

Except for Yukino who was able to maintain a calm answer, Sakura, Mitsuha and others were already waving their chopsticks and pulling things into their mouths.

It is indeed the first meal in Ruyi Lao, King Yinglili!

Her Highness the Princess doesn’t know what her unscrupulous friends are doing. She is already deep in memories of the past:

"Oh oh oh, that must be because I wanted to see giant pandas but saw the staff took off their plush coats!"

"impossible!"

Yukino's tone suddenly became stern: "There is absolutely no way I can't recognize real and fake giant pandas!"

After saying this, shock suddenly appeared on her pretty little face, and she said in disbelief:

"Big, there are people pretending to be giant pandas!?"

"Yes, yes, because it is very rare. In order to satisfy customers, the zoo will hire people to pretend to be giant pandas, but they will explain it in advance. Most of them are parents who deliberately do not tell their children to fool them."

Yinglili nodded, being able to tell so many zoo tragedies in one breath fully proved that she was well-informed.

Yukinoshita Yukino lowered her head with a sad expression and began to check her memory, wondering whether the panda she had seen was a real panda or a fake panda.

She lowered her head and thought for a while, then took out her phone and searched for a while, and finally let out a long sigh of relief.

Great, all the ones I’ve seen are real pandas!

Yukino was in an inexplicably good mood and looked at Yinglili with smiles in her eyes. She felt that she was worthy of being the number one pistachio in Ruyiliao, and she was the uncrowned king in terms of competition.

"Ahem~"

The girl coughed twice, indicating that she was about to start talking about her unhappiness.

So everyone was able to put down their chopsticks, pick up their drinks, take a sip and rest before getting ready for the next meal.

"It was a sunny weekend, and my father took me to the zoo."

A whisper came from the side: "Oh, Yukino-chan is inexplicably cute when she says this."

"Hahaha, I dare say she must have been so happy that she didn't sleep all night after receiving the news that she wanted to hang out with everyone yesterday."

“Keeping looking at the time and double-checking your luggage?”

"That's right! Before I go out, I have to say to the empty house, 'Goodbye, I want to go out and have fun with my friends~'"

"Wow, I can already imagine the scene. Little Yukino is so cute!"

"Isn't that of course? She is my sister after all."

The "whispers" became louder and louder, and Yukinoshita Yukino's face became darker and darker.

"You two!"

The girl roared:

"Just stop it! I didn't double-check my luggage at all!"

Yamauchi Sakura's eyes lit up: "Oh! In other words, you kept checking the time, stayed up all night happily, and said goodbye to the house when you left?"

Yukino's face tightened: "...I refuse to answer!"

"Anyway, it was a nice day, perfect for going to the zoo. The most important thing is that my sister is not at home!"

The girl fought back stingily, but Yangno didn't care and kept smiling playfully.

"That zoo was a wild zoo with many types and numbers of animals. There were more than 200 species and more than 10,000 animals. I was so happy even before I entered the zoo."

The corners of Yukinoshita's mouth curved slightly. It was obvious that even a child like her who liked reading more than playing could not resist the temptation of the zoo.

"The tour of the park is divided into two parts. The first half is the living area of ​​large animals such as zebras and giraffes, which can be visited by sightseeing cars. The second half is full of various small animals, which can be walked up close and personal.

What needs special emphasis is that the giant pandas are also placed in the front half and cannot put their faces against the glass to observe carefully.

What a pity, I also brought disinfectant and paper towels in advance to clean the glass. But it’s understandable. After all, giant pandas are so cute and there are so many people who like them. If it were placed in a pedestrian area, everyone would definitely crowd in and watch it non-stop, so that people who came later wouldn’t be able to see it.

I understand, although it's disappointing. "

Speaking of this, Yukinoshita Yukino's expression became very strange.

She pursed her thin lips tightly, the apples of her face bulged, her eyes became gentle, and she sang softly in an aria:

"After all...it's so cute."

Yes, yes, no need to emphasize it again, everyone knows that you like giant pandas very much. Please skip these happy moments and come directly to the tragedy, okay?

Sure enough, after comedy there must be tragedy. Yukino is worthy of being ranked among the top three in the grade in Mandarin and understands the core of drama.

"...The giraffe is really tall, super tall. The children and adults who took the sightseeing car with me kept exclaiming that it was as tall as a building.

Immediately behind the giraffe area is the giant panda area.

If giraffes are animals that make people marvel, then giant pandas are animals that are so cute that people forget to breathe. That is simply cuteness itself!

Two furry hands grasped the bamboo and broke it with a slight force. Then, with a slight pout like eating rice cakes, the bamboo disappeared. The semi-circular ears can also twitch...

It’s so perfect, a hundred times more beautiful than what I saw in the book!

I grabbed the bamboo hidden in my clothes with one hand and grabbed the guardrail with the other hand and wanted to jump out of the car and run over and throw myself into the arms of the giant panda..."

"???"

This is not fun!

Everyone's eyes widened when they heard Yukino's words. They never expected that she, who was nicknamed the Justice Superman, would actually do such a deviant act.

The black-haired girl's eyes were uncertain, and she had obviously seen the past. Suddenly she gritted her teeth, a fierce expression appeared on her face, and said angrily:

"But before I could take action, the car drove away with a whoosh!"

She suddenly raised her head and looked around, her eyes full of anger and disbelief:

"That car really drove away with a 'whoosh!'! Did the driver think he was driving a formula car? With all due respect, he can't even drive a sightseeing car well, so why are he still daydreaming like that?" ?”

As if afraid that others would not be able to understand the source of her anger, Yukino further explained:

“The sightseeing buses don’t drive very fast, especially when they are in front of the animals, the drivers will slow down, and some of the buses are even close to upright, so that the tourists on the bus can enjoy the cute figures of the animals. Located in The car behind me almost stopped, and the driver was me!"

Speaking of this, everyone could see that Yukinoshita Yukino was really angry, because she couldn't help but grit her teeth when she spoke. This is extremely rare for her who always calls herself a "perfect beautiful girl" because "emotions are an important factor that affects appearance, and I can perfectly control my emotions. It can be said that I am at the peak of my appearance all the time." She is So said.

Nishimiya Glass quickly took Yukino's hand and whispered comforting: "Calm down, calm down, the matter is over."

The black-haired girl took a deep breath, and when she opened her eyes again... she was even more angry!

"Can you believe it? We actually passed a sightseeing car in front of us!?"

She gritted her teeth and said angrily:

"That dead silence! Did he think he was driving a racing car? A girl next to me was so frightened by the sudden acceleration that she almost fell off the car. Fortunately, I held her back."

Her tone was very stern. In fact, Hojo Kyousuke couldn't help but get angry when she heard it. Yinglili, who has the best empathy ability in the world, was so indignant that she gnashed her teeth together and even forgot to eat.

Just when Glass couldn't help but want to hug Yukino, he heard her say again:

"Now that I think about it, why did my balance have to be so good? It would have been better if I had been thrown off the car. Maybe the zoo would have asked me to taste the bamboo that giant pandas eat in order to compensate me."

"..."

These words made everyone who had just become angry laugh again. Yinglili couldn't help but said:

"Xiao Yukino, we don't have the teeth and intestines of a panda."

Unexpectedly, Yukinoshita said naturally: "I can make bamboo charcoal."

Okay, okay, after all, you just want to share the same life with the giant panda, right?

"Then what?"

Sanye asked curiously. If it were her, she would have smashed the driver's head.

Yukinoshita took a deep breath:

"Then I tried to calm down, just like I am doing now, trying to make myself forget the incident for a while. After all the sightseeing was over, I took my father to the management of the zoo and complained fiercely to the driver."

"Yes! That's what you should do!"

Yinglili waved her fists in anger, but she was actually very timid and curiously asked for advice:

"Xiao Yukino, how did you complain?"

"I said 'Whoosh!' to that driver and he drove past. I didn't even have time to take a photo of the giant panda. He was just driving a racing car. I suggest you fire him and let him go to the racing track to pursue his real dream." .

At that time, the administrator probably thought I was a child and wanted to fool the driver, but I asked him on the spot how he would punish the driver, and asked him to notify me of the punishment results and implementation status by email later. And told him that I had written down the driver and his name, and if I didn't get a satisfactory answer, I would continue to complain to their superior management! "

"Si Guoyi..."

Eirili was stunned and exclaimed. If it were her, she would only dare to secretly curse a few words in her heart, but she would never dare to face-to-face with an adult like Xiao Yukino.

Well, she has been teased by animals so many times, and she has never said anything bad about the zoo, although it was all her fault.

"Then what?" she asked impatiently.

"The incident was recorded in the driver's file and he was fined. At the same time, he compensated me for taking the sightseeing bus again."

Yukinoshita Yukino finally had a smile on her face again.

"Hiccup~"

Kasumigaoka Shiu put down the plate with satisfaction. She was indeed a righteous superman, even the most angry things were full of innocence.

Seeing that everyone was attracted by her hiccups, she quickly spoke to distract them:

"If it were me, I would immediately stop the driver's wrong operation in the giant panda area, ask him to slow down and turn back immediately, and start admiring the giant pandas again. I will never retain that angry mood and continue the rest of the tour. That will affect the experience later.”

Everyone believes Kasumigaoka's words. On the one hand, this guy never cares about other people's opinions. On the other hand, she is mature in thought and quick in reaction. She will not be overwhelmed by sudden anger and unable to do anything like ordinary people. Respond quickly.

Mitsuba, Sakura and others also nodded, saying that if it were them, they would definitely not be able to bear it, and they would never hold it in until the end of the tour like Yukinoshita Yukino did.

Having said this, the eyes returned to Yukino's face, and everyone was curious as to why she didn't get angry on the spot.

"Yada!"

Xiao Yukino rejected it outright. She looked at the others in surprise and said in confusion:

"If a giant panda sees me angry, it will have a bad impact on me. What if it becomes disgusted with me!"

"..."

The corner of Hojo Kyousuke's mouth twitched, you...he is really strict.

Others were also amused and laughed out loud. They felt that Yukinoshita Yukino's IQ was so high that she could think of so many things in that moment, and she was still so angry. It is indeed as she said that her emotional control ability is MAX.

After laughing for a while, seeing the look of hatred on Yukino's face, Mitsuha Miyamizu joked:

"Stop being angry, let's ask Kyosuke to steal a giant panda for you tomorrow."

"Haha, okay, okay, let's steal an alpaca by the way." Yinglili applauded.

"Idiot, alpacas don't need to steal!"

Everyone was happily discussing the violation of the Washington Convention, but Yukinoshita Yukino unexpectedly said:

"Yada!"

"Hmm?" Sanye was puzzled.

"I haven't received any professional training, so I can't take care of a giant panda!"

Yukino looked serious, and it was obvious that she had really thought about this matter.

...hiss

I really love Yukino's principled attitude.

While being amazed, Eriri looked down and saw the furry puppy at her feet, and she suddenly had an idea:

"Then dye Momotaro black and white and make do with it."

"Yeah!!"

Yukinoshita Yukino shook her head in disdain. (End of this chapter)