Tom Cat breaks through the dimensional wall

Chapter 221 Are you the King of Hell? !

"Oh, stop fighting! Stop fighting! I surrender!"

"I already said I surrendered, but who is still kicking my ass!"

"I'm going to be angry!"

"Ahhh!"

The bullhead lay on the ground and started roaring loudly, as if venting his anger.

The three of them, Tom and Mu, who were still attacking, looked at each other and stopped their beatings for a moment.

"Hoo ho ho!"

Niutou panted heavily, feeling slightly relieved when he felt that no one was hitting him anymore.

"You, you guys."

Niutou raised his head and saw Li Ang sighing at his fist, then rounding his fist and hitting it hard on the head!

"How dare you get angry! Look at me with those big nostrils! I've long been disgusted with you! Tell me! Do you look down on me?"

Niutou covered his head and felt aggrieved: "I was born like this."

"How dare you talk back!"

Li Ang jumped back and shook his head at the horse next to him: "Come on! Beat it!"

"After all, we are also colleagues. Isn't it a good idea to do this?"

Ma Mian was a little more reserved.

But before Li Ang could say anything else, Ma Mian had already taken out his own steel fork and started to use it.

Holding a steel fork, he hit the bull head's butt hard!

"Moo!"

The cow's head was hit hard, its head was raised, and it even screamed.

"I've long disliked you! Why do you have to have an ox-headed and horse-faced cp team! A very good-looking mare came here some time ago. I wanted to transfer a team to team up with her, but the boss didn't agree. You have to have a ox-headed and horse-faced team. Team, maintain the face of the underworld!”

"Bah! There is no day off all year round, and the salary is so low! If it weren't for the lack of labor laws in the underworld, I would have filed a lawsuit a long time ago. You guys are really worthy of being a cow!"

"We work hard every day! Involution every day! Others don't get a break! Do you know what the world calls us now? They call us cows and horses! Cows and horses!"

The more Ma Mian talked, the more excited he became. Holding a steel fork in his hand, he frantically greeted the bull head.

Li Ang and Tang Mu were both frightened.

They stood aside and watched the horse violently beat the bull's head. The expressions on their faces were very exaggerated.

Obviously, he didn't expect that Ma Mian, a fellow colleague, would be so ruthless.

"Wow, you're not going to beat it to death."

Li Ang poked his head behind the horse.

As he spoke, Li Ang bit his right hand again and took a deep breath: "It was beaten to tears!"

Tang Mu stood next to Li Ang, folded his arms and nodded seriously.

Then he took out a small bottle from somewhere and ran directly towards the beaten bull head.

Seeing that the cow head actually cried, Tom Mu quickly put the mouth of the bottle close to the cow head's eyes and caught all the tears it shed.

Cow's tears are a good thing.

It allows ordinary people to see ghosts.

Ordinary cow tears have such a good effect, but the tears from cow heads should be even better?

This is what Tom Mu thinks, so he can’t waste it.

"tick"

Seeing the last tear fall, Tang Mu glanced at Niutou dissatisfiedly.

Why don't you cry anymore.

This is only two bottles.

Li Ang also ran over at this time.

He looked at the bottle in Tang Mu's hand, then at the cow's head, and suddenly said in surprise: "Cow's tears! What a great idea!"

"Don't worry, I have a solution!"

As he spoke, Li Ang began to dig into his coat pockets.

After a while, he took out a bottle of pepper.

Tom Mu also took out a few large chili peppers.

While feeding the cow's head pepper, sprinkle the pepper into its eyes.

Although it was the first time that Tang Mu and Li Ang met.

But he seems to be very tacit about persecuting others.

One person and one cat look at each other, and there is quite a sense of sympathy for each other.

After Tang Mu and Li Ang's operations, Niutou's tears flowed down again.

"Come on, come on, don't waste it."

Li Ang urged Tang Mu to catch the cow's tears, and he also took a bottle and pointed it at the other eye of the cow's head.

Ma Mian couldn't help but shake his head when he saw the actions of Tang Mu and Li Ang, and quickly took two steps back.

He was afraid that these two evil stars would attack him.

Niutou's eyes were filled with tears and his vision was blurry.

Looking at Tang Mu and Li Ang, their expressions were very sad and angry: "You two are really not human."

"Hey! That's wrong. I'm a ghost now, not a human being."

Li Ang didn't care what Niu Tou said at all.

Tom Mu stretched out his paw and waved it in front of the bull's head, his meaning becoming more obvious.

I am a cat, not a human being.

Niutou clenched his fist angrily: "Damn it! There is no one here."

Half an hour later.

Underworld.

The bull's head with a bruised nose and swollen face and the horse's face with a relaxed and happy face led the way.

"Master Cat, it's not that I don't want to let people go, there are rules here. If everyone can be resurrected after death, not only the human world, but also the three realms will be in chaos. The little god really cannot bear this responsibility."

The extremely battered Niu Tou no longer had the arrogance he had before. Although he had successfully introduced Li Ang's soul into the underworld, his words began to become humble and cautious.

Ma Mian seemed to have vented his grievances, and finally started to speak for Niu Tou.

"Niutou is right about this. The rules are the rules. This is not something that we, the shady little gods, can change without authorization. We simply cannot bear the punishment when the time comes."

"What's more, Li Ang's life span in this world has come to an end. The record in the Book of Life and Death shows that he has this disaster. No one can change this established fact."

The Bull-Headed Horse-Face had said a lot of similar words on the way to the underworld.

Tang Mu also knew that no matter how much he made things difficult for these two ghost messengers, he probably couldn't achieve his goal.

In this case, let's go to the underworld with them.

Although I have a way to revive Li Ang.

Just put Li Ang's soul into his body.

But in this way, as the Bull-Headed Horse-Face said, it will break the rules of life and death and will definitely cause big trouble.

When the ghost soldiers come up to arrest Li Ang personally, Tang Mu will definitely resist.

The ghost soldiers will definitely not be able to do anything to Tang Mu.

But in the end, in order to solve the problem, I still have to go to the underworld after all this trouble.

In this case, it's better to follow the Bull-Headed Horse-Face to the underworld now.

It would be wiser to make things clear with the person in charge of the underworld and solve the problem once and for all.

The underworld is quite large. Although the legendary King Yama is very famous, he is not the highest priest in the underworld.

After all, he is only one of the Ten Yama.

It's just that the underworld in each world is different because of the setting.

I agree that the size of the priests will also cause some confusion and cannot be unified.

Most of the time, everything is determined by fame.

The reputation of King Yama is undoubtedly very big.

It can be learned from the mouths of the Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced that their superior is King Yama.

This time, Tang Mu went directly to King Yama, and there is a high probability that the matter can be solved.

"This officer, I really have no food to eat. Can you be kind and let me have a dream to the above and let my son burn some paper money for me."

The environment in the underworld is not as bad as Tang Mu imagined. Although it feels a little gloomy, everything else is fine.

To put it in an analogy, it was a cloudy day with a little fog, and the temperature felt about 10 degrees.

There are many buildings here, and Tang Mu even saw many ghosts building new houses.

There are buildings from various dynasties in ancient times, and even modern skyscrapers are under construction.

It feels a bit like a movie city.

Tang Mu and his friends just came down and saw an old man ghost begging a ghost messenger.

The ghost messenger was a little impatient, but still agreed, but he still needed to go through some procedures.

Seeing that Tang Mu seemed a little curious.

Niu Tou's thick lips moved, and he said, "The underworld also has an economic system. Mr. Cat, don't look at me like that. Although we have lived for a long time, we often go to the human world to arrest souls. We still have some understanding of the modern world. The underworld must keep pace with the times."

"Ghosts who enter the underworld cannot be arranged to reincarnate immediately. There will naturally be consumption in the process, and of course an economic system is needed."

"In addition to working and making money in the underworld, if the family members in the human world burn money, the ghosts in the underworld can also get it, but it will be converted into real ghost money according to the exchange rate."

"Like the person just now, he usually behaves honestly. As long as the procedures are normal, he will be given a certain right to dream. If they are not usually honest, let alone dreaming, they will not be reincarnated for the time being, and they will all be thrown into hell to serve their sentences."

"Of course, we only guarantee to dream. Whether the higher-ups will burn money depends on whether their descendants are filial or not."

Tang Mu nodded, indicating that he understood.

As if thinking of something, Tang Mu looked up at Niu Tou again.

Although he didn't open his mouth, Niutou had understood Tom's thoughts from his big eyes.

"You are asking what is going on with the ghosts in the human world?"

Niu Tou introduced roughly: "This world is divided into yin and yang, the heaven is pure yang, and the underworld is pure yin. The human world is half yin and half yang, with yin and yang chaos and yin and yang balance."

"A large part of the underworld overlaps with the human world. Because of this, the concept of the underworld is greater than hell, and the underworld is greater than hell."

"After a person dies, not all ghosts can enter the underworld. Some ghosts will become wandering souls in the human world. Most of these ghosts are concerned and unwilling to leave. They give up the opportunity to reincarnate."

"Some are due to various external factors, and finally evolved into evil ghosts that harm people, or earthbound spirits."

"We have limited manpower for ghost officials, and we usually have to manage normal ghosts. Not every evil ghost like this can be captured in time."

"Fortunately, there are some heavenly masters who catch ghosts in the human world, who can help share the pressure. Li Ang is one of them, and he is a special one, so he is the one who is famous here."

Hearing Niu Tou talking about this topic, Ma Mian was depressed again.

It is because of the lack of manpower that it works all year round.

Ordinary people live a long life, and it is OK to live for a hundred years.

Even if they start working from birth, they only need to work for a hundred years.

As clergy, they have the ability to live forever.

They have been doing this line of work for hundreds of years.

Let alone whether they can bear it physically, they can't bear it mentally.

These little gods can't resist.

Ordinary people can still fight when they are oppressed.

Everyone dies with one knife.

They are different. Even if they are combined, they are not enough for the great supernatural powers to suppress them.

There is no way, so they can only do this.

They slack off while working and have some fun in their spare time.

With more people slacking off, there is even less room for the evil ghosts in the world to deal with.

So if possible, they also want people like Li Ang to live longer and help them share some of the work.

However, Li Ang's life and death have been recorded in the Book of Life and Death, and they have no choice.

No matter where they are, the little people at the bottom have no human rights.

The Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Demons are not even the lowest level and they are so tired, let alone others.

No wonder some ghosts would rather disappear as wandering souls and no longer reincarnate.

"Okay, we are almost there, and the King of Hell is in the Jiulun Palace in front."

They seem to be walking slowly, but they are actually moving very fast.

Not long after, they moved as if they were teleporting and arrived at their destination this time.

Jiulun Palace is guarded by ghost soldiers.

But seeing that it was the Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Demons who were waiting to bring people over, they did not stop them. The group quickly entered the palace and walked towards the King of Hell's Palace.

Ordinary ghosts are of course not qualified to meet the King of Hell.

Only Li Ang was a little special, and he had a name in the King of Hell.

In the human world, this set of procedures is equivalent to the big boss taking time to take a look at the intern who performed well.

But the King of Hell obviously didn't know that this time it was not only the intern who was unusual.

Even the cat next to him was unusual.

"My lord, Li Ang is here."

The people below were busy as hell, but the King of Hell was sleeping soundly on the long table during work.

When the Ox-Headed Horse-Faced Guard brought Li Ang to him, the judge on the side couldn't bear it and kicked the King of Hell's calf lightly.

"Ah?!"

The King of Hell was obviously awakened and sat up straight.

The tall and burly figure was quite intimidating, but the action of slurping saliva deducted a lot of image points.

The big boss was in front of him. The Ox-Headed Horse-Faced Guard had just bowed to pay homage, and before he could speak, a black shadow flashed by his side, and Tang Mu had already jumped onto the King of Hell's table.

The Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Demons were immediately frightened by Tang Mu's reckless action.

Looking at the cat in front of them, the two ghost officials were frightened and sweating.

Fearing that the King of Hell would vent his anger on them, they quickly knelt down.

Tang Mu crossed his arms, with his left foot in front and his right foot behind, and his left foot was impatiently tapping on the King of Hell's desk.

"Hey, little cat, do you want to die?"

The King of Hell, who had just shown some sleepiness, suddenly narrowed his eyes and came in front of Tang Mu, sweeping towards Tang Mu with a monstrous power.

Tang Mu was not afraid at all, just staring at the King of Hell.

"Oh? You said you want Li Ang to be resurrected? What are you thinking? What qualifications do you have to tell me this?"

"Oh? What can you do to me if I don't agree? I have been the King of Hell for so long, and this is the first time I have seen such a bold little ghost like you. Do you want to experience the eighteen levels of hell?"

This King of Hell seemed really bored, and he could chat with the unknown cat soul for so long.

But he really didn't take Tang Mu seriously.

Tang Mu frowned when he heard this, and looking at the big face in front of him, Tang Mu pulled out his jaw like pulling a drawer, took out a full bottle of soapy water and poured it directly into it!

Seeing that Yan Wang's mouth was already full of soapy water, Tang Mu pushed his jaw back again.

He lifted Yan Wang's chin and made Yan Wang swallow it all in his stomach with a "gulp" sound without resistance.

"You!"

Yan Wang wanted to speak.

I don't know when Li Ang had touched Yan Wang's back, and he also took out a baseball bat and hit Yan Wang's head hard!

This immediately knocked Yan Wang dizzy.

He couldn't make any resistance at all.

Although Tang Mu and Li Ang didn't communicate much.

But it was obvious that both sides were very speculative.

These two were fearless.

Seeing that Tang Mu took the lead, Li Ang didn't hesitate at all and started to cooperate with Tang Mu directly.

Tang Mu ran away quickly, and soon brought a pile of wooden boards from somewhere.

Biting a nail in his mouth and holding a hammer in his hand, Tang Mu hammered there "ding ding bang bang".

Soon he made a large rotating disc.

Together with Li Ang, one man and one cat, they fixed the King of Hell on the disc with all their hands and feet, holding the handle on the side and rotating it hard, and the King of Hell also rotated quickly.

After a while, the King of Hell's eyes were bloodshot, dizzy, and his stomach was churning.

"Burp!"

A burp came out, and the soapy water in the King of Hell's stomach immediately reacted.

A huge bubble just came out of his mouth.

The soap bubble floated up to the sky.

The Ox-Headed Horse-Face, the Judge, and the Black and White Impermanence on the side just watched and did not dare to come forward.

The cat and Li Ang were too weird.

Having worked with the King of Hell for so long, they certainly knew the King of Hell's strength.

It is precisely because of this understanding that they cannot understand the scene in front of them.

How strong must Tang Mu and Li Ang be to make the King of Hell powerless to resist?

If even the King of Hell has no ability to resist, what can they do?

At this time, it is better to protect yourself.

After being locked on the disc and spinning for hundreds of times, the King of Hell is already exhausted.

His stomach is churning, and a lot of bubbles come out when he opens his mouth.

The King of Hell's Palace has become a bit dreamy.

There are beautiful bubbles everywhere.

As soon as Tang Mu raised his claws, Li Ang stopped turning the handle.

The King of Hell finally had some breathing space.

Tang Mu spread his hands to the King of Hell and asked him to take out the Book of Life and Death.

Although he was tortured to death at this time, the King of Hell knew how important the Book of Life and Death was, so he naturally couldn't hand it over casually.

"Burp! Book of Life and Death, burp! You dare to set your sights on the Book of Life and Death! Burp! Aren't you really afraid of being hunted down by the three realms! Burp!"

The King of Hell really didn't expect that he would meet such two big evil stars. Now he kept burping as soon as he opened his mouth.

As a dignified King of Hell, he had never suffered such grievances. At this moment, he was extremely angry and just wanted to break free and throw the two guys in front of him into the eighteen levels of hell!

Never reincarnate!

"Wait until I come down! I'll make you look good!"

The King of Hell was still roaring.

I saw that Tang Mu seemed to be making a phone call over there.

He was still shouting here.

The phone had been handed to him.

"Hello? Xiao Tang, I'm the Jade Emperor, what do you want to talk to me about?"

The King of Hell: "..."

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like