Tom Cat breaks through the dimensional wall
Chapter 225: The old corpse in the mountain village
"Hey, hey, hey, hey! What are you trying to do! I'm telling you! You can't just have a mental illness. If you do this again, I'm going to call the police!"
In the office of the director of the mental hospital, the director was still working at his desk. He felt a little tired and walked to the coffee machine to make himself a cup of coffee.
Before I could drink, I heard a commotion outside.
At first the dean didn't care much.
After all, this is a mental hospital, although most of the patients are usually quiet and immersed in their own world.
But even among mentally ill people, there are some people who stand out.
Most of the troubles in the hospital are caused by them.
That's the carers and security, it's for them.
But when the commotion became louder and louder, and the time went on, the dean finally became unable to sit still.
He suddenly felt that something extraordinary might really have happened in Chongguang Mental Hospital.
I just put down my coffee cup and planned to go out and see what was going on outside.
Then he saw Li Ang in a white coat and a cat walking in with a kitchen knife in his hand.
Without saying a word, he was forced to retreat until his waist hit the desk behind him, and he was unable to retreat.
"Dean Liu, we came to you to ask for something."
Li Ang completely ignored Dean Liu's previous warning and pointed the pistol directly at his head.
Tang Mu also jumped on the desk and put the kitchen knife on Dean Liu's neck.
"Is this the attitude you have when asking for help?!"
Dean Liu was scared to death.
But he still pretended to be calm and asked Li Ang.
As he spoke, he looked at Tang Mu holding a knife from the corner of his eye, and the corner of his mouth twitched.
He still has an impression of this cat. He just saw it yesterday.
I didn't expect to be hijacked by it today.
The first time he saw this kind of cat that could carry a knife, Dean Liu began to wonder if he had a mental problem.
"You're not afraid at all?"
Li Ang's eyes widened when he saw that Dean Liu still dared to question him, and he stabbed Dean Liu hard on the head with the gun in his hand.
Dean Liu raised his eyes and glanced at the gun in Li Ang's hand, and said disdainfully: "How dare you use a toy gun to scare people? Come on! Shoot! Shoot!"
This is Xiangjiang after all. Although you can get a gun, it is also very difficult.
Even those big clubs usually use cold weapons when making appointments.
Once the gun is used, it will be a big deal.
He didn't believe that an ordinary mental patient could get a real gun!
"Bang!"
A loud gunshot sounded next to my ears.
I only felt a sharp hot wind brushing past my ears, and the loud sound made Dean Liu's head buzz.
The coffee cup on the desk behind the dean was instantly shattered by bullets, and brown-black coffee immediately flowed all over the table.
"Are you afraid now? Huh? Where are the people?"
After Li Ang fired, he was ready to point the gun at Dean Liu again.
Only to find that there was no one in front of him.
The former Dean Liu has disappeared.
The next moment, Li Ang suddenly felt someone hugging his left leg.
Looking down, it turned out that Dean Liu was so frightened that he knelt on the ground.
"Li Ang, Li Ang, I am old and young. Bullets don't have eyes. Don't be impulsive. Let's talk about anything."
"Normally, if I do something bad that offends you, just tell me and I will definitely change it."
Dean Liu said so, and Li Ang put away his pistol with satisfaction.
Just when I put the gun in my trouser pocket, I heard a gunshot!
This shot directly frightened both Dean Liu and Li Ang.
Dean Liu was sweating profusely and asked, "What's going on?"
Li Ang: "It's okay, it's just that the gun went off."
Dean Liu's head sweated even more: "Are you okay?"
Li Ang said calmly: "I'm fine. I wasn't shot. It was you who was hit."
"Ah? Ah!"
Dean Liu looked down and found a blood hole on his thigh, which was bleeding profusely.
It turned out that because of the angle of Li Ang's gun, the misfired shot actually hit Dean Liu.
"Ahhh! Ambulance! Call an ambulance! I've been shot! I've been shot!"
Dean Liu quickly reached out to cover his thigh. Only then did he realize the pain, and he screamed loudly.
"Don't make a fuss. It's just a minor injury. Just put an OK bandage on it and it'll be fine."
Li Ang took out a box of band-aids from the pocket of his white coat and stuffed it into Dean Liu's hand.
"Ah! Ah??? Ah???"
Dean Liu was still kneeling on the ground at this time. Looking at the band-aid in Li Angsai's hand, his face suddenly collapsed.
Tang Mu also came over to join in the fun at this time: "It's just a small injury, or you can spit on it and rub it on the wound and it will be fine."
"Ahhhhh!"
Dean Liu's reaction was even greater at this time.
He was so frightened that he screamed, his head twitched, his eyes closed, and he fainted.
I don’t know if I was frightened when I suddenly saw a cat talking, or if I couldn’t stand the verbal stimulation, the CPU was damaged and it crashed.
Tang Mu and Li Ang looked at each other with confusion on their faces.
I don’t know what kind of airplane Dean Liu is doing.
"Young people are so good, they just fall asleep."
Tang Mu sighed and shook his head, turned around and walked out of the dean's office.
After a while, it came back carrying the fire hose.
Turning on the faucet, a large wave of water rushed over Dean Liu.
This woke up the dean who was in a baby-like sleep.
"Please! Stop torturing me! What do you want to do? Just tell me, I will definitely cooperate."
Dean Liu looked distressed, and he still wanted to see a doctor.
If he didn't cooperate, he would be tortured to death by the two mental patients in front of him.
"Very good, that's right."
Li Ang smiled and hugged Dean Liu's shoulders, saying like a good brother: "We want to open a spooky office in the hospital, and we need your cooperation."
"Okay, okay, whatever you say is fine."
Dean Liu looked bitter.
"There are some other things that need your cooperation."
Tang Mu stood in front of Dean Liu with his hands on his hips.
As soon as he made eye contact with the cat in front of him, Dean Liu quickly turned his head away, put his hands together, and bowed to Tang Mu: "I beg you, don't speak, I'm scared to death when you speak."
A cat speaking human words really shocked his worldview.
Tang Mu was too lazy to pay attention to him and said directly: "Chongguang Mental Hospital is very irregular, I don't like it. In order to make money, you not only force patients to work and accept external orders, but also imprison and violently treat patients."
"Now the other way around, let you try this feeling, you have no objection?"
After hearing what Tang Mu said, Dean Liu sweated more on his head, and even forgot the pain in his legs.
He is indeed not a good person.
Although he looks like a decent person on the surface, he has done a lot of unscrupulous things to make money.
At this time, he was backlashed, and he was naturally scared to death.
"No objection, of course no objection."
Dean Liu lowered his head.
Li Ang has a gun in his hand, and this cat is even more difficult to mess with. He doesn't know if it is a ghost or a monster. Anyway, he can't bring up the idea of resistance.
"There is one more thing. There are many normal people in this mental hospital who were forcibly arrested as mental patients. Not only did you collect money from the employers, but you also collected medical expenses from the victims!"
"Now you must make compensation and release them all, otherwise I will let you taste the taste of being mentally ill!"
When Tang Mu said this, Dean Liu immediately looked up at Tang Mu, his eyes full of disbelief. He didn't expect that Tang Mu even knew about this matter.
How much money can you make by opening a mental hospital? If you want to live a rich life, of course you have to find ways elsewhere.
Collecting money to do things and forcibly designating some normal people as mental patients is a good way to make money.
He thought he had done it covertly enough.
After all, he is the director of Chongguang Mental Hospital and an authority in the field. Of course, whoever he says is mentally ill is mentally ill.
But when he heard Tang Mu asking him to pay compensation and release people, Dean Liu, who had been very cooperative before, suddenly didn't want to cooperate.
After all, many of those who hired him to do things were people he couldn't afford to offend.
At this time, Dean Liu was weighing the pros and cons.
Tang Mu was too lazy to care about him. He took out an electric saw and turned on the switch. The electric saw immediately made a "buzzing" sound and began to rotate rapidly.
Putting the electric saw close to Dean Liu's neck, Dean Liu, who was still weighing the pros and cons, was frightened and almost fainted again.
If he was touched by the thing, I'm afraid his head would fall off directly.
He didn't dare to gamble with his life.
"I'll cut off all your hands and feet, and no one will believe you if you tell others. Who would believe that a cat can talk and chop people with an electric saw?"
"By then, if you don't want to admit that you are mentally ill, you will be mentally ill. It's just right for you to experience the feeling of being mentally ill."
"How about it? Do you want to try it?"
Dean Liu was so scared that his body was shaking.
Not only physical pain, but also mental and verbal stimulation.
He is not a good person.
He is also not a desperate person.
Compared with those community leaders, the cat and Li Ang in front of him are more terrifying.
So in the end, Dean Liu chose to surrender to Tang Mu.
An area was soon divided in Chongguang Mental Hospital as the office of Tang Mu and Li Ang.
At the same time, Dean Liu complied with all the requests made by Tang Mu to Dean Liu.
The whole mental hospital seemed to be the same as before.
But Dean Liu and many doctors knew that Tang Mu and Li Ang were the ones who had the final say here.
It was just that both Tang Mu and Li Ang were free and easy-going.
They were definitely not interested in truly controlling and managing this mental hospital.
It was just that Li Ang didn't want to move away, and Tang Mu didn't like the filth in this hospital, so he just solved it together.
After dealing with the dean and his friends, the rest of the things were particularly easy to solve.
The office that Li Ang wanted was also quickly settled, and the location was just to the left of the hospital door.
Tang Mu directly smashed a door here and hung the doorplate of Li Ang's Guile Office on it.
All the interior decorations in the office were also very simple.
What was in the dean's office was directly moved from his office.
If he didn't have anything in his office, he would ask the dean to take people out to buy it.
Just like now.
Most of the things in the office have been prepared.
Desks, sofas, coffee tables, water dispensers, and even air conditioners, computers and TVs.
But Li Ang stroked his chin and walked around the office several times, looking at the sunny weather outside, looking at a group of elementary school students passing by the glass door, and the popsicles in their hands.
"By the way! We are still short of a refrigerator!"
Li Ang clapped his fists, as if he had suddenly realized something: "It's summer now, and we need a refrigerator to store milk so that it won't expire and spoil so easily. Spoiled milk has little effect on ghosts and can easily anger them!"
As he spoke, Li Ang suddenly turned his head and looked at Dean Liu.
Dean Liu had just installed the overhead fan for Tang Mu and the others, and was already sweating profusely.
Seeing Li Ang looking at him without blinking, Dean Liu had a forced smile on his face.
"Look at you, you should pay attention to your health and take good care of yourself. Why are you so tired and sweating so much?"
Li Ang walked up to Dean Liu and casually took out a pair of lace panties from his pocket. Dean Liu wiped his sweat.
Dean Liu looked at the things in Li Ang's hand, nervous and a little excited.
Feeling the touch on his face, he thought Li Ang had stolen it from a female doctor in the hospital.
"Thank you very much, I can just wipe my sweat myself."
Dean Liu took the small lace from Li Ang's hand.
Li Ang was a little surprised to see that he liked it so much, and said: "I didn't expect you to like Dr. Wang's underwear. You should have said it earlier. I was just about to thank you. I gave it to you if you like it so much."
The smile on the face of the perverted Dean Liu froze instantly. Thinking of the image of Dr. Wang as a greasy middle-aged man, his face suddenly became very bad.
I almost vomited it directly!
I quickly threw the small lace on the ground and instantly had the urge to chop off my hands.
"The gift is for you. It's a gift to reciprocate. Go buy us a refrigerator."
Li Ang didn't care what Dean Liu was feeling now. Anyway, he still wanted a refrigerator.
The gifts were given out, and Dean Liu had to return the gift.
It had been several days since the riot in the mental hospital.
Dean Liu also suffered a lot under Tang Mu and Li Ang.
That was not daring to provoke the two evil stars.
Now that Li Ang had spoken, he could only trot out quickly to buy a refrigerator.
"Crackle"
The keyboard behind him kept ringing.
Li Ang turned around and saw Tang Mu still using the computer, advertising the firm online.
Lily, the lily, was placed on the side.
Tang Mu also got Lily a walkman, which was playing Teresa Teng's songs.
Lily was still swaying her body and stretching her flowers to the song.
This pot of lilies was affected by the two perverts, Tang Mu and Li Ang, and no one knew what it would become in the future.
"Our firm is considered to be built, but it's a pity that no one seems to know us. It's been open for a few days, and no clients have come to the door."
Li Ang put his hands on his hips and sighed.
"Dinglingling"
Just then, the glass door of the firm was pushed open.
The welcome bell rang.
Li Ang turned his head.
Tang Mu looked up.
Both the man and the cat saw the two people outside the door.
There are two men.
One of them looks very familiar.
He is a frequent star in Hong Kong movies.
Most of the tasks this time are related to horror movies.
When seeing this face, Tang Mu immediately thought of the classic Hong Kong horror movie in 1999.
"Old Corpse in the Mountain Village"!
This month's monthly ticket exceeds 300
2000 words added
Currently owes 58,000.
I quit after June and have a break. There will be no problem with the update.
Thank you for your support all the time.
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