Tomb Raider: Beginning Wu Xie was badly tricked
Chapter 23 Wu Xie's bad taste
It took a while before Dakui came back to his senses.
"Holy shit! That's awesome! Mr. Mistress, what kind of incense are you talking about? Is it a special mosquito coil? It really works. It even smoked down such a big bat."
The third uncle slapped Dakui directly on the back of the head.
"I asked you to read more books, but you didn't, and now you're embarrassing yourself."
Dakui didn't care when he was beaten, he rubbed the back of his head and laughed, as if he was used to it.
It's okay to let him work and fight, but it will cost him his life to let him study.
He had a headache when he saw those words and couldn't read them at all.
"Listen up, this is called borneol sandalwood! It's a special fragrance made from various precious herbs! It's specially designed to combat poisonous insects, rats, ants and other poisons! It also has the effect of warding off evil spirits."
"Wherever sandalwood passes, all poisons will avoid it. It can almost be said that it is the natural enemy of those poisons."
"This kind of strange fragrance was an exclusive item in the palace during the Tang Dynasty, but it was later lost. I also accidentally discovered it when I was browsing ancient books."
"When Xiao Xie took it out just now, I wasn't even sure yet!"
"No wonder it's so powerful. It turned out to be exclusive to the palace during the Tang Dynasty! Isn't it very valuable?"
"Of course, this thing has been lost, and you can't buy it with money. If you get it outside, a finger as long as it will be sold at a sky-high price."
"hiss..."
Several gasping sounds sounded.
Although the third uncle knew very little about Dipterocarpus Sandalwood and only had a few words to explain it, with the third uncle's explanation, Pan Zi and the others also understood the value of this strange fragrance.
They all felt a little distressed, looking at the burning sandalwood in Wu Xie's hand.
This is too luxurious...
The aroma of sandalwood fills the entire space. Wherever they passed, the bats fell one after another, and only a handful of those far away escaped.
But they all fled far away.
This scene shocked Pan Zi and the others again.
Wu Xie ignored everyone's shock.
Within the three-minute period given by the system, in the last few seconds, he stepped on the spot and got out of the tent. This was also when he took advantage of a loophole in the system.
The system only asked him to take the sandalwood and go out to deal with the bats, but it didn't say that he would go out together.
He stuffed the sandalwood out and smoked out all the bats first. Even if he went out in the last few seconds, he had completed the task.
Sure enough, just a few seconds after he stood outside, the system's beep sounded.
【bite! Congratulations to the host for completing the task, the reward...]
However, Wu Xie was in no mood to pay attention to the system's words anymore, because he was choked to tears by the disgusting smell.
This pungent smell is 10 times stronger than mustard.
Caught off guard, I was irritated by the pungent smell. It feels so damn good.
Wu Xiegang wanted to remind his third uncle and the others to pay attention, but unexpectedly they came out too.
Got the same treatment as him.
I saw bat carcasses floating on the deck and on the river.
As soon as they came out, they were almost choked by the extremely foul smell, and they couldn't help but cover their noses.
Damn, it stinks.
Unexpectedly, these bats are not only extremely poisonous, but also extremely smelly.
"Damn it, isn't this thing too smelly? It smells worse than the stinky tofu in Changsha."
Dakui was so smoked that he felt a little nauseous.
Directly turned on the complaint mode.
"Pang Kui, this smell is as bad as your feet."
Under such an environment, Pan Zi did not forget to tease Dakui.
Dakui "...."
Please! Brother, can you expose someone without exposing their shortcomings?
No wonder you are embarrassed!
Wu Xie couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth when he heard Dakui's complaints.
This guy even compared stinky tofu with these bats. I wonder if he will think of these bats next time he eats stinky tofu.
I wonder if he can still swallow the stinky tofu in his mouth?
"Okay, stop rambling! Watch your steps. Although this thing is dead, the poison on it is still there. Don't let it get on your skin, otherwise no one can save you."
As soon as the third uncle finished talking about Da Kui, he accidentally saw that the sandalwood in his eldest nephew's hand was still burning.
Wu Sansheng felt distressed and grabbed the sandalwood and pressed it out without forgetting to scold Wu Xie.
"You're a prodigal son. You've lost all the bats and you're still burning. Don't you know if one more second of burning will cost tens or millions?"
Wu Xie saw the distressed look on his third uncle's face. He wanted to say that he still had a lot of this stuff and it wouldn't hurt to burn it more.
But he didn't dare, he was afraid that his third uncle would beat him.
Wu Xie watched as his third uncle held the sandalwood stick in his hand and kept stroking it, as if he were stroking a rare treasure.
Wu Xie couldn't help laughing at the look on his third uncle's face. It was rare to see his third uncle attach so much importance to things outside of him. This was the first time.
Wu Xie was thinking about the reason why his third uncle accepted the sandalwood stick, but it turned out that he was not prepared to return it to him at all.
"Eldest nephew, I will keep this sandalwood for you first. It is too wasteful to use it like you just did. You don't know how to be thrifty at all."
The third uncle gave a fresh and refined reason for his robbery.
Wu Xie was stunned by what his third uncle said, but then he thought of the things that his third uncle had done to trick him in the past.
That’s it.
He smiled helplessly.
"Third uncle, take it! It was originally prepared for you. You often move around outside, so this thing will be more useful to you."
Anyway, he still has a lot of it, and this one has probably only used one-fifth of it.
If Uncle San uses it sparingly, this one can be used several times. When he uses it up, I'll find a chance to give him another one!
"Uh..."
Uncle San didn't expect his eldest nephew to be so generous.
He had just told him the value of this sandalwood.
Unexpectedly, his eldest nephew still wanted to give it to him. Thinking of his behavior just now, his expression was a little unnatural.
In fact, he didn't want to take advantage of his nephew, but thinking that the place he would go in the future would be more dangerous, he could only shamelessly ask Wu Xie for it.
After all, this sandalwood can still save lives at a critical moment.
"No, how can I take advantage of you, my eldest nephew?"
"If people know that I, Wu Sansheng, take advantage of my nephew, I will be laughed at to death."
Uncle San's words sounded nice, but his hand was still tightly holding the sandalwood, and he didn't mean to return it at all.
This scene made Wu Xie laugh. Why does it feel that Uncle San is different from the original book?
Is this the hidden character of Third Uncle?
Wu Xie decided to tease him again.
"Since Third Uncle is afraid of what others say, forget it, give it back to me!"
Wu Xie said, and stretched out his hand to take back the sandalwood.
"Since it is a gift from my eldest nephew, how can I take it back?"
As Third Uncle said this, he stuffed the sandalwood into the inner pocket of his backpack, fearing that Wu Xie would snatch it back in the next second.
"Puchi..."
Wu Xie laughed out loud.
Because of Wu Xie's deliberate playfulness, the atmosphere here was not so depressing.
Pan Zi and the others also found Third Master's childish scene a little funny, after all, it was the first time they saw such a Third Master.
Such a Third Master was too lively and too humane.
When Third Uncle heard the laughter, he looked up at Wu Xie, and after discovering the teasing in his eyes, he immediately knew that he was fooled.
"You little brat, you dare to tease your uncle."
He patted Wu Xie on the back of his head twice, pretending to be angry.
"Haha!"
Then, Uncle San couldn't help but sigh in his heart, how long has it been since he relaxed like this?
The last time was twenty years ago! He almost forgot the feeling of being relaxed and not thinking about anything.
Wu Xie looked at Uncle San and suddenly fell silent again, knowing that he must have thought of something.
Uncle San had too much to bear, and being able to temporarily let go of those troubles and relax for a few minutes was also a kind of decompression for him!
Zhang Qiling quietly watched the farce of Wu Xie and his uncle and nephew, and some inexplicable flashes in his eyes.
Just when they all fell into silence, Pan Zi and Da Kui had already glided the boat out of the area of the bats.
Directly entered another cave...
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