Tomb Raider: Beginning Wu Xie was badly tricked

Wu Xie slowly spit out four words.

"Square dance!"

However!

Just these four words made Third Uncle and the others show many complicated expressions such as shock, confusion, and disbelief.

Third Uncle and the others looked at Wu Xie with wide eyes, suspecting that they had heard wrongly.

How could they have heard the words ‘square dance’?

What is this place?

Is it suitable to do such a thing?

In this dangerous tomb, dancing...square...dancing in front of the extremely ferocious Heizong?

Isn't this something only a stupid person can do?

However!

They soon saw a series of weird behaviors of a brain-dead idiot, the kind that made their jaws drop to the ground in shock and they couldn't even pick them up.

Wu Xie also knew what kind of reaction he would get when he said this.

Even he himself felt weird and abnormal, let alone others.

Square dancing in a dangerous tomb?

Square dancing with a fierce and unusual blackness?

A person with a funny brain can't do such a thing, right?

But he just...

This kind of thing is simply unheard of and unseen.

Things that no one would believe if you tell them.

It will be him who creates...

If someone had said this to him before, he would have thought that his head was caught in the door and he was talking nonsense!

"You heard that right!"

"We were frightened just now. Let these zombie gentlemen perform a dance to relax everyone and calm down the shock!"

Everyone: "..."

"This is what those zombie gentlemen meant. They said they were sorry for frightening you, so I'm just using this to express my apology! I'm just conveying it on your behalf!"

Wu Xie directly started the cheating mode.

Make zombies dance to relieve their stress?

Zombies dancing to apologize?

Could it be that you think they are fools?

I didn't expect Wu Xie to say such words.

"If you miss this village, you won't have this shop! This may be the only masterpiece you can see in your life."

Unique, the only one in the world!

"Come on! Let us admire the 'little apple' brought by the Black Zombie family."

Wu Xie didn't care whether Uncle San, Pan Zi or the others reacted, or whether they were shocked or confused, he just wanted to get it over with quickly.

Hurry and complete this ridiculous mission.

then!

Third Uncle and the others were stunned to see it.

After Wu Xie sang a song they had never heard before, the group of black zombies actually moved.

Pan Zi was horrified when he saw this scene and quickly stood in front of his third uncle.

"Third Master, be careful!"

Unexpectedly, these black zombies actually moved again.

Is it really as he thought, those wooden nails can't suppress these black stiffness?

What to do now?

Is the history just now about to repeat itself?

So can they still survive the claws of the black zombie?

Just when Pan Zi was worried and Dakui was about to be scared to the point of weakness.

There was a scene that stunned them. Even years later, they still could not forget what happened on this day.

Because it's so incredible.

It’s really unheard of and unseen.

I saw the six black zombies moving, but they did not attack them, but seemed to line up in a row in an orderly manner.

Then, they saw Wu Xie step forward and stand in front of the black zombies, like a leader.

at last!

Under the shocked eyes of Uncle San, Pan Zi, Dakui and Fatty, Wu Xie sang and danced to the song "Little Apple" that was once popular all over the country and was familiar to everyone in his previous life.

"You are my little apple! I can never love you too much..."

It was also accompanied by square dances performed by the aunts in the square.

For a time, the style of painting suddenly changed.

The entire tomb changed from its previous solemn atmosphere.

It has turned into a complex atmosphere that is a bit happy, a bit weird, and a bit ridiculous.

This weird scene not only stunned the third uncle and the others, but also Zhang Qiling. For the first time, another emotion appeared on his expressionless face - shock! incredible...

Although it is very subtle, it has actually happened.

It's just that no one noticed.

Because Third Uncle Pan Zi and the others' eyes were already fixed on Wu Xie and the black zombies behind him.

I saw Wu Xie standing in front and leading the dance, singing and dancing. He sang songs that they had never heard before, and danced that they had never seen anyone dance before, but the combination was quite beautiful.

Just dancing with a group of zombies in this gloomy tomb, no matter how you look at it, it feels weird.

Third Uncle and the others all felt like thunder was coming from the sky.

The zombies behind him also swayed according to Wu Xie's movements.

It's just that their bodies are stiffer, and the feeling of jumping out is more funny. Wu Xie's dance is a dance, and the dance of those zombies is a movement, a gesture.

Even the slow motion of Wu Xie's movements was slowed down several times.

Seeing them expressionless, they were making every move in a serious manner.

It’s really full of laughs.

Just like the hip movement, Wu Xie's movements are graceful, his waist is relatively soft, and the hip movement is also very beautiful.

Of course, compared with the zombies behind him.

But the six black zombies behind him were embarrassing...

They were originally dark, their movements were stiff, and they had no waists. How could they move their hips? I can't move my hips at all.

They also moved their hips in such a funny way, like six branches blackened by fire, so black that they kept swaying when blown by the strong wind.

It's so eye-popping and hilarious.

This scene made Wu Xie's mouth twitch wildly. He didn't expect Mr. Zombie's dance to be so... so different.

Wu Xie almost forgot the song.

This scene also made Third Uncle and the others laugh, and they gradually forgot where they were.

"Third Master, Little Third Master, this..." He is too versatile.

It was the first time Pan Zi encountered this kind of thing, and he didn't know how to describe the complexity in his heart.

The third uncle didn't answer because he didn't know what to say. After so many years of wandering, this was the first time he encountered such a strange thing.

It happened to his eldest nephew, and he didn't even know what to say.

Dakui even started humming along. After all, this is a familiar song and it is easy to understand. You will know it after listening to it once.

Every movement of the black zombies was very rigid, they just followed the movement again.

There is such a movement, but it is shapeless and awkward. It looks funny and funny.

It's like dancing mechanically, except that Uncle San and the others don't know what mechanical dancing is.

I just feel that those black and stiff movements are very stiff, but their coherent movements are also very joyful to watch.

I feel like my stomach is going to twitch with laughter.

After all, this was their first time seeing zombies dancing, and they could actually follow Wu Xie's command. This was also something that puzzled Third Uncle and the others.

"Hey! This is the first time for a big girl to get on the sedan chair! Fatty, I have gained a lot of experience."

"Your mistress is also very talented. The song he made up on the spur of the moment is quite nice, and his dance is pretty good among the zombies."

Third Uncle Pan Zi and the others were speechless for a moment, as they had not yet come out of that shocking feeling.

Fatty's character was always playful and noisy, so when he saw someone so funny, he couldn't help but run forward and slowly twist with Wu Xie.

It's just that his fat figure and half-baked dance steps didn't look like he was dancing. Instead, he seemed to be electrocuted and twitching.

The fat on his body was shaking.

Coupled with the dark zombies behind him, those hard moves and those slow movements.

They all became the laughing point of Third Uncle and the others.

Especially the funny look of the fat man made the third uncle and the others laugh. Even the corners of the younger brother's lips were slightly raised, but it was not very obvious.

But he was caught by Wu Xie. From the beginning of the mission, when Wu Xie sang the first lyrics, he automatically ignored the expressions of his third uncle and the others.

Too lazy to look at their complicated looks, it would be better to complete his mission peacefully and extort more rewards.

Needless to say, Wu Xie knew how rich the expressions on his third uncle's and others' faces were when they saw his actions.

result!