Tomb Raider: Beginning Wu Xie was badly tricked

Wu Xie pretended to be disgusted.

"Third uncle, have you ever tricked your nephew like this? Didn't you see that this was something I took from the corpse? You actually let me eat it? Am I not your nephew anymore?"

"Third uncle, why don't you eat it!"

Wu Xie pushed Qilin Jie in front of his third uncle out of disgust.

The third uncle laughed angrily at Wu Xie's disgusted look and slapped him on the back of the head.

"You brat, can I still hurt you, your third uncle?"

"You are so blessed that you don't know how to be blessed!"

"This Qilin is a very rare treasure. It is made of Qilin's blood."

"This is a very rare Chinese medicine. After taking it, you can not only strengthen your body, but also have the same bloodline as my little brother!"

"This stuff melts in your mouth. After eating it, you will no longer be afraid of poisonous insects, snakes and ants. Even the mosquitoes in summer will avoid you."

Fatty had a premonition that this was a good thing when Uncle San and the others were trying to push it back and forth.

Now that I heard them say this, the eyes that looked at Qilin Jie became salivating.

What a baby! If you eat this, will you still be afraid of those poisonous insects and ants when you go to the grave?

"Let me go, Third Master, is this thing really as amazing as you say?"

Although the fat man said that, his eyes never left Qilin Jie.

The third uncle looked at the fat man's eyes and subconsciously held the unicorn in his hand.

The third uncle was worried that the fat man would snatch the unicorn and stuff it into his mouth. This thing melts in your mouth, and even killing him will be useless.

The third uncle glanced sideways at the fat man: "Of course, can my eyes be wrong?"

After the third uncle finished speaking, he looked at Wu Xie again: "You brat, are you going to eat or not? I won't be polite if you don't eat your third uncle! It's not like you are my eldest nephew, so I don't care about you! "

"Third Master, I don't know if this thing is poisonous or not. Why don't you tell me a little bit? Fatty, let me try the poison for you? Fatty, I'm not picky about food..."

Wu Xie felt funny in his heart when he saw that what his third uncle said was true, and then when he saw the fat man's eager expression.

"Okay! Give it to me."

Wu Xie reluctantly reached out and took Qilin Jie, held it in front of his eyes and looked at it again.

"Uncle Third, how do you want to eat this?"

"Just put it in your mouth, how can you eat it?"

"oh!"

"Third uncle?"

"What's the matter?"

The third uncle was speechless. Why did the eldest nephew have so many questions? Is it so difficult to eat something?

Just put it in your mouth! Why is there so much nonsense?

"Open your mouth."

"ah...."

The third uncle subconsciously opened his mouth.

Then...

"Cough cough... cough cough..."

After the third uncle reacted, everything in his mouth had turned into liquid. When he swallowed it, it was a little bitter, but it had a mellow taste afterward.

The third uncle blinked unconsciously, then his eyes widened and he stared at Wu Xie in disbelief.

"You. You. You... brat..."

Third uncle has been bothering you for a long time, but you still can’t figure out why.

He didn't expect that Wu Xie would stuff Qilinjie into his mouth. The thing melted in his mouth and it was too late for him to spit it out.

"Oh! Third Master, why did you just swallow it? What does it taste like?"

The fat man watched helplessly as Wu Xie stuffed Qilin Jie into the third master's mouth.

Seeing the third master swallowing Qilinjie like this, the fat man's heart aches!

Why didn't he find out in advance?

"Uncle Third, how does it taste? Is it delicious?"

Seeing his third uncle glaring at him fiercely, Wu Xie remained indifferent. Instead, he smiled and asked his third uncle what Qilinjie tasted like.

"You..." At this point, it was useless for the third uncle to say more. He could only glare at Wu Xie fiercely, with inexplicable emotions flashing deep in his eyes.

"Okay, Third Uncle, let's see if there are any other special situations around here."

"Isn't there any special situation that can be seen clearly here? King Lu Shang is also here."

Before the third uncle could say anything, Pan Zi spoke first.

"Do you think King Lu Shang will put himself here carelessly?"

Although Wu Xie couldn't say it explicitly, he could hint that he could help find the agency!

Wu Xie ignored Pan Zi again.

Instead, he started looking for mechanisms around the stone platform. Wu Xie knew that the real coffin of King Lu Shang was in the trunk of the Hydra cypress tree.

The two corpses on display were just burial and bodyguards to conceal the truth from others.

He remembered that the mechanism that opened the real coffin of King Lu Shang was on this stone platform.

And after the mechanism is started, the jade bed will sink, and the real mechanism will start to pull out King Lu Shang's coffin.

Everyone watched Wu Xie carefully observing something around the jade bed, and they all came forward to help.

In the end, nothing was found.

Wu Xie thought, since the mechanism has to pass through this stone platform, then directly press the stone platform down. I wonder if this will work?

"Fat man!"

"What's wrong? Innocent young master, what are your orders?"

Wu Xie ignored the fat man's antics.

"Come up on this stone platform and show us your beautiful dance moves!"

"No way! Xiaozhen, aren't you trying to kill me?"

"Fat Master, I don't have any dancing skills. If you want to see me fat, just say so! Fat Master, I'll show you how to dance."

"Okay! Let's go up there! We'll see."

"Fuck, you little naive, are you serious? Do you have to be so heavy-handed?"

The fat man hugged his chest exaggeratedly while speaking, as if someone was going to do something to him.

Wu Xie's mouth twitched slightly. If he wanted to do something, it would be to the little brother! How could it be his turn!

He is not blind. Isn't the little brother handsome? Isn't the little brother attractive?

"Of course! Go! Use all your strength and jump hard."

"Jump hard? Dance? Okay! Fatty likes to dance the most."

The fat man realized instantly that Wu Xie asked him to dance this kind of dance.

Isn't he trying to ruin this jade bed? Why didn't he say it earlier!

The fat man climbed onto the jade bed, as if he was crazy, twisting wildly for a few times, and the fat trembled. Seeing this, the third uncle Pan Zi and Wu Xie in the audience twitched their eyes and mouths wildly.

Although he understood what Wu Xie meant, he couldn't help but twist his fat waist in a funny way because he loved to play.

His postures, combined with his body position, were a complete social death scene.

Wu Xie held his forehead. This fat guy, didn't he know that his twisting was like the second brother standing on one hind foot and waving his front foot randomly?

This scene was too hot for the eyes!

Wu Xie hurriedly stopped the fat guy, and they felt that they were about to poke their eyes out if they continued to watch.

"Okay, okay, fat guy, stop dancing, and get down to business."

"Didn't you say you wanted to dance for you? Am I not strictly following orders?"

The fat guy knew his own weight and deliberately sang against Wu Xie.

"Okay, okay, they dance for money, you dance for your life..."

The fat guy also knew the limit, and felt that it was about the right time, so he didn't continue to dance. According to Wu Xie's request, he exerted force on his feet and stomped hard.

Suddenly!