Tomb Raiders: Starting from Tinglei in the Extreme Sea

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Chapter 53 Who TM Shit on My Head

Wang Ru immediately ran out of the tomb, and Wu Xie immediately picked up a few ceramic bottles from the side and threw them inside.

Seeing this, Wang Ru immediately threw the ceramic bottle into it. For a while, the whole tomb was raging with fire.

The paper figure soldiers inside are twisted, as if they are suffering from tragic pain!

Suddenly a figure appeared at the corner of the tomb, and Fatty cried out in surprise: “Old Bai, innocent? You are here!!”

He immediately noticed the strangeness again, only to see the faces of the two of them, because of the glowing red light reflected by the firelight, the two of them were blankly opening the tomb.

He didn’t move at all, he stepped forward in doubt, and immediately pulled the two to run!

He didn’t even care about the gilded statue of the god of thunder in his arms.

Wang Ru felt a pull of strength, shook his head, and watched Fatty pull the two of them to run, after shaking the goddess, and where he ran to,

“Fat man!!!”

Wang Ru let out a low voice, and the fat man turned his head to look at him and exclaimed in surprise, “How are you?”

“Okay?” He frowned: “What do you mean?”

“You two!” Fatty Wang pointed at Wu Xie: “You two dare to watch the scene just now, good guy, thanks to you, Fatty, I have a lot of knowledge.”

“This…” He was a little confused.

Seeing Wang Ru’s puzzled expression, the fat man explained, “What did you two see? Do you feel like you are on the battlefield?”

The moment Fatty Wang said it, a picture flashed in his mind, that is, he was riding a horse and holding a spear, charging into battle on the battlefield.

And the charge of the enemy’s army of thousands of horses, the howling sounded in the ears, the ground shaking due to the violent attack of hundreds of thousands of people,

It seems to be clearly visible.

He frowned and immediately asked, “You mean hallucination?”

“Ang” Fatty Wang nodded, different from the usual hippie smile, he explained: “The murals inside are weird, and they can make people hallucinate.”

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Listening to Fatty Wang’s explanation, Wang Ru felt more and more strange, and asked suspiciously, “Have you seen those paper soldiers?”

“I see.” Fatty Wang nodded cautiously: “I have come across one, and it seems that something has been inhabiting the body. It is powerful and its attacking technique is very sharp.”

Listening to Fatty Wang’s words, Wang Ru nodded: “Do you know how many were in the tomb just now?”

Fatty Wang shook his head: “Take a look, I guess there are one, two, three, four, five.”

“Twelve” Wang Ru immediately began to complain: “Mother Xipi, Twelve, thanks for being naive and quick to respond, throwing the stills in it and setting the paper figurines on fire, otherwise you won’t be able to see me today. .”

Fatty Wang looked at Wu Xie next to him, and sighed, “Oh, this idiot hasn’t woken up yet, why don’t you slap him?”

“Wait!!” Wang Ru immediately organized him: “I can quit easily because of my good physique and bloodline, but my innocence is different. Wait, I’ll look for it.”

Immediately put down the backpack, took out a small bottle from the medical bag in the backpack, took it out, and handed it to the fat man and said, “Put it under his nose and let him smell it.”

He nodded, twisted the lid open, and a soaring smell came out of the bottle, and all his tears flowed out for a while, and he quickly pinched his nose,

Quickly put something under Wu Xie’s nose, only to hear a violent roar

“Who TM shit on Lao Tzu’s head??”

The dog-leg knife that Wu Xie was pinning around his waist was nearly half pulled out. Fatty Wang immediately twisted the bottle cap on and threw it to Wang Ru!

“I’ll take a look at the front first, and explain it to Tianzhen.” Wang Ru immediately fled and walked forward.

And Fatty Wang stayed and explained to Wu Xie what happened.

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“What did you smell me just now?” Wu Xie still looked uncomfortable after half an hour.

Wang Ru smiled: “Do you know the old dry toilet? The kind that hurts your eyes when you go to the toilet?”

“Hmm~” Wu Xie nodded sadly: “I know, wouldn’t it be?”

“No no no, it’s not that” Wang Ru smiled: “This thing is specially made by people, and the group that is strong in treating hallucinations is the one in the toilet… vomit… don’t say it, it’s uncomfortable!”

The fat man Wu Xie nodded with disgust, and the fat man said with a cautious expression:

‘If I’m hallucinated and slap me, if it doesn’t work, just kill me and don’t let me smell anything.

My fat grandfather also has face. ’

Listening to Fatty’s words, Wu Xie was dissatisfied: “What do you mean, I have no face for your little third master?””By the way, naive, there are many murals on the side where I came just now, and I have seen them all without hallucinations.”

“Okay, let’s go take a look!” He nodded, and Wang Ru walked over with him.

Soon a few people walked to the door of a tomb. Fatty Wang looked at the closed door suspiciously: “Strange, didn’t I open it just now?”

Immediately, he pushed open the door and walked inside. Wang Ru followed and walked in, looking at the murals inside, as well as the surrounding decorations, searching for valuable and easy to get things.

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