But later, Fatty felt that his tongue became more and more itchy, and when everyone came to pass through the tomb of the water pool, Fatty unconsciously let out that shrill ghost smile.
This frightened Fatty. He took out his paratrooper knife and wanted to dig out the sarcoid himself. Who knew that Jiang Han and others would misunderstand him and think that he wanted to do something wrong and was forcibly subdued by Jiang Han.
Then, Fatty suddenly felt that he was gradually losing his mind, and he was desperate for the taste of human flesh. In order to avoid losing his mind and hurting everyone, Fatty struggled to break free from Jiang Han and came here to eat the corpse.
When everyone heard Fatty's explanation, they couldn't help being angry and funny, and Fatty himself was a little ashamed, so he blushed and stopped talking for a while.
A few people were worried about the fat man, so they hurriedly walked through the tomb and came here. At this moment, everyone was a little tired."
Jiang Han glanced around with his golden eyes and found that there should be no danger for the time being. A few people simply returned to the location of the carriage, sat down on the huge flat roof of the car, and took a break. _
Chapter 182 Insect Valley Radiation, Compass Failure
Chapter 182
After everyone rested for a while, the fat man saw that everyone's faces turned pale, and then he licked his face and stood up, cleared his throat, and said, "Well, I will do a self-examination! Because in the action just now, due to my lack of ideological armour, For a while, I was occupied by the selfish and dirty thoughts of capitalism and made this contemptible behavior. Now I solemnly apologize for what I have done and the consequences, and I hope the organization can forgive me!"
Listening to Fatty's gag-like self-examination, everyone couldn't help laughing. At this time, Fatty's tongue was still bleeding, so he was a little slurred when he spoke, and when it came to excitement, blood spurted out of his mouth.
Putting aside the situation everyone is in now, this scene is really funny.
Regarding Fatty's self-examination, it was Hu Bayi who spoke first. "Seven-five-seven" he touched Fatty's head and said, "Comrade Xiao Fatty, although you have made mistakes, your attitude is still sincere. It is the principle of our party. It’s all about punishing the past and avoiding the future, treating the disease and saving people, so for the time being, the organization still trusts you, but in order to get the organization’s forgiveness, you still need to keep working hard!”
"Commander Hu is right!" Jiang Han added: "Little Fatty, you really scared us. You are the main force of the revolution. If something goes wrong with you, how can we continue our revolutionary work, comrade. Guys, this can’t help but be Commander Wang’s mistake, and it’s also a wake-up call for our ideology! So I temporarily decided, why don’t we hold a seminar on the study of Mao’s quotations now, and accept another ideological baptism?”
"Lao Jiang, Lao Hu, you can do it, don't look at where we are now, when, didn't you say that we have to leave before today's time? You still have the heart to joke here!"
Seeing that the three of them were talking more and more, Xue Li Yang couldn't help interrupting them.
After listening to Xue Li Yang's words, Jiang Han looked at Lao Hu, and the two smiled at each other.
The fat man said: "That's not easy, Staff Officer Yang, don't worry, you see that we have found the road to the tomb of the king, and if we go in here, it must be where the coffin of the king is. When that time comes, it will be our buddies who will show their great power. Time! In order to make up for what I have done, let me come forward now!"
"Wait!" Jiang Han and Hu Bayi said in unison, and the fat man looked at the two with some doubts.
Jiang Han looked at Lao Hu and said with a smile, "Looks like you found out Lao Hu too, didn't you?"
"Yeah!" Old Hu replied, "I felt something was wrong from the moment I entered here. Look at Ang, in this tomb, there are all kinds of bronze beasts and bronze figures. Without a saddle, this does not conform to the law of burial bronzes."
"That's right," Jiang Han added: "And you see, if this is the place where King Xian went to the Heavenly Palace to ascend to immortality, the bronze guards here should meet the number of three, six and sixteen, that is to say, it should be 36. Or 16, but I just inserted it, and there are less than [-] bronze figures in total here, which is not in line with the etiquette."
When Xue Li Yang and Lao Hu heard this, they couldn't stop nodding, and then Jiang Han pointed to a few bronze statues on the side and said, "Look at the degree of corrosion of these bronze statues. Logically speaking, the bronze statues gave birth to green tung flowers. It's normal, but corrosion like this, although it's abnormally humid and there's water pouring in, it won't cause such a situation."
Jiang Han then pointed his finger to the other side and said, "I just went to rescue Fatty. There are a lot of dead bodies on the ground over there. I think there is something wrong with these bodies. How about, let's go and have a look?"
Everyone had almost rested at the moment, and with the question marks all over their heads, they agreed immediately, and several people came back to the inner room.
Jiang Han squatted down this time and carefully inspected every corpse, including the one that Fatty was holding and chewing.
Only then did Jiang Han discover that all of these people had their eyes and noses gouged out before they were alive, and then poured hot wax into them, scalding them alive, so the surfaces of these bodies were covered with a thick film of wax oil.
Jiang Han looked at the corpse that the fat man was eating. Fortunately, the fat man did not eat for a long time, and he did not break the thick film on the outside of the corpse. Jiang Han was also secretly happy, if the fat man really gnawed, he would still eat With human flesh, Jiang Han must have a hard time eating at the same table with him in the future.
After the inspection, Jiang Han and others gathered together, Jiang Han said: "I just saw that the bodies here are all men, women and children, and the causes of death are similar. It seems that they should be slaves. This is very strange. It's normal, but it shouldn't be a slave, it should be the senior officials of the Wu clan like those in the Heavenly Palace!"
"Actually, I think maybe we thought it wrong in the first place!"
Xue Li Yang pondered for a long time and said, "We preconceived from the beginning that this is the tomb of King Xian, but if we put it another way, this is not the real tomb of King Xian?"
"What?" Lao Hu and Fatty were shocked when they heard Xue Li's words...
Xue Li Yang continued: "Actually, if you think so, it is very likely that this is the place where the bronze figurines and bronze beasts were made for the tomb of the king, so there are so many abandoned products here. And these people are slaves who make copper products. Maybe it was because the finished products they forged were not up to standard, or maybe it was because the news of the tomb of the king was not leaked, so they were killed here in the end."
"If you say that, you can explain it!" Lao Hu said: "But if this is the case, it means that this is definitely not where the real tomb of Xianwang's tomb is located, and it is impossible to find the coffin of Xianwang. It's gone!"
Hearing the words, Fatty said, "Yes, what you guys said was exactly what I wanted to say, but just like the old nonsense, since this is not a real underground palace, where is the coffin of Xianwang Lao'er?"
Hearing this, Jiang Han pointed at Hu Bayi and said, "This is Jin Dingxue, but let's try Jin Xiaowei's housekeeping skills. With Lao Hu here, are you afraid that you won't be able to find the true master?"
When Old Hu heard this, there was a look of embarrassment on his face.
Seeing this, Xue Li Yang couldn't help but said: "I said Lao Hu, what's your situation? You don't always advertise yourself as touching gold, and no one can help you when you divide gold and determine acupoints? face embarrassment?"
After Xue Li asked, Lao Hu said a little embarrassedly: "This is the exclusive secret technique for us to touch Jin Xiaowei, but the emphasis is on the situation, the water in the Longsha acupoint, to put it bluntly, we have to rely on the golden needle of the compass to make sure. The exact location of the coffin!"
"Then hurry up? The compass isn't in your bag, haven't you always been inseparable from it?"
The fat man reminded that at this time Lao Hu took out his antique compass from his pocket and said, "Have you all forgotten? In the eyes of radiation in this worm valley, since it came in, this compass has long since failed! "_
Chapter 183 Go up nine days to embrace the moon, go down to five oceans to catch turtles
Chapter 183
Hearing this, the fat man smiled and said, "Commander Hu, you usually blow yourself up for not wanting it, but you're dragging it for [-] to [-] yuan. How is it now?
As soon as Huba heard Fatty's ridicule, he couldn't hang his face, and retorted: "Fuck you, Fatty, you know shit, what else would you do besides being able to get into a fight? Do you know what it is called? If a worker wants to do a good job, he must first sharpen his tool?"
Seeing this, Jiang Han quickly reconciled and said, "Commander Wang, the sixteen-character Feng Shui secret of Commander Hu can be called a sunflower treasure book for us to touch the golden world!"
Speaking of this, Lao Hu was unhappy and stepped forward to slap Jiang Han, but Jiang Han reached out his hand to stop him, and continued: "That's an inappropriate metaphor, but everyone understands the spirit, which means it's very powerful. As for Xiaopang , has always been in charge of the battle, taking the lead, and you are also an indispensable figure in the team, the two of you are like the Wolong and the phoenix of the Three Kingdoms, you can get one of the world!"
Fatty was overjoyed when he heard it, but Lao Hu 29 was the first to react and said, "After talking for a long time, Lao Jiang, are you comparing yourself to Uncle Liu? It's so fucking shameless!"
Seeing that the three of them were going to be poor again, Sydney Yang quickly stopped them and said, "I said you should stop being poor, let's think of a way. Since we all think this is not a tomb, where is the coffin of the King Xian?"
Lao Hu touched his chin, his expression became serious, and said, "If the compass doesn't fail, I can use the sixteen-character Feng Shui secret technique to determine the location, but now there is no compass, I really have no choice, Lao Jiang, you There are the most ghost ideas, is there any good way?"
Jiang Han shook his head and said, "Whether it's green bamboo feng shui or star feng shui, the most important thing is to locate the acupoint, or to determine the position. Now that we are in the valley, we have long been unable to argue between the north and the south, and there is nothing I can do!"
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