Paimon saw this smile,

Inexplicably feeling a little scared.

"You, you, what are you laughing at?"

Lin Su didn't answer, but asked Brother Kong:

"Then you just woke up, you must be very hungry, right?"

Brother Kong touched his belly,

I found myself a little hungry indeed.

After all, the last time we had dinner was hundreds of years ago.

Brother Kong said with some expectation:

"Is it the magic you just cast?"

"What kind of magic do you want to use me?"

Lin Su immediately took it out-

an induction cooker,

a pressure cooker,

Placed on that beach.

I don't know what the principle is.

Anyway, this induction cooker can work without plugging in.

Then Lin Su took out another pot of water and poured it into the pressure cooker.

Then, in Paimon's bewildered eyes,

Carrying Paimon and throwing it into the pressure cooker.

"Puff~", splashing everywhere.

And that's not all,

Lin Su took out Shannai, peppercorns, chives,

Ginger, white cardamom, tangerine peel,

bay leaves, angelica, onion knots,

Ginger cubes, cardamom, fennel.

He put them in a spice bag and bandaged them.

Also thrown into the pressure cooker.

smashed right on Paimon's little crown,

Then "poof" fell into the water.

Followed by

Lin Su took out another bottle of soy sauce,

A bottle of cooking wine,

Ready to open.

Brother Kong finally couldn't help it:

"What are you doing?"

Paimon is also stupid:

"What are you throwing me in for?"

Lin Su opened the bottle with a "bang",

Dark soy sauce in the left hand, cooking wine in the right hand,

Approaching with a step that frightened Paimon, he said:

"I'm doing the Nine Turns. "

Paimon: "???"

Brother Kong: "???"

Then Paimon struggles fiercely in the pressure cooker:

"Get me out of here! I'm not food! I'm Paimon!"

Lin Su was surprised:

"Nonsense, you're obviously emergency food!

How can the ingredients still speak "one-four-seven"!"

Then he handed Brother Kong-

Weird

Three-section cylinder body with black body,

There is also a red pattern on it......

And it was spinning in a "buzzing" sound—

Sword:

"You see this Paimon is just noisy,

Why don't you give her a sword and let her be quiet!"

[Star: Laughing to death!!]

[March 7: Paimon's recipe has been added again!]

[Xiangling: Look at Lin Sui's skillful technique......]

[Xiangling: Sure enough, she is an excellent chef!!]

[Lin Su: I said that I am a professional !!]

[Funina: Professional, indeed. 】

[Funingna: Didn't you cook Paimon?]

[Paimon: Lin Su !!]

[Paimon: I'll fight with you!!]

[Lin Su: Lying in the groove !!]

[Lin Su: Food Speaks!!]

[Paimon: I'm mad!!]

[Ganyu: Don't bully Paimon......]

[Ganyu: Paimon was almost scared to tears. 】

[Lin Su: Go back and share a bowl with you!]

【Ganyu: ???】

[Paimon: I ignored Lin this month!!]

[Yanqing: Teacher Lin Su. 】

[Lin Su: Huh?]

[Yanqing: What did you hand Ying's brother?]

[Lin Su: Oh......]

[Lin Su: Obediently leave the sword. 】

[Yanqing: Obediently leaving the sword?]

[Lin Su: That's right. 】

[Lin Su: I got it from a broken elbow. 】

[March 7: Broken Elbow ???]

[Pella: Strange Something Adds !!]

[Yanqing: Can you lend me this sword, Teacher Lin Su?]

[Lin Su: Forehead ......]

Lin Wei was silent.

Borrow?

How do I borrow it?

I don't have any!!

No hurry......

Let me first see how many resonance points this B thing will sell in the system store.

Lin suspiciously clicked on the system mall.

Enter "obedient sword" in the search bar.

Soon the product introduction and price of the obedient sword popped up.

[Obedient Sword: Price 45 million resonance points]

"Farewell !!"

Laughing to death!!

Just this one sword.

It is 10 million more expensive than the empty Wang Zhicai baby vault key!!

[Lin Su: Now the sword is not in my hand. 】

[Yanqing: Huh!!]

[Lin Su: I lent the sword to a man named Jin Pika. 】

[Lin Su: When he returns it to me next time, I will definitely lend it to you for a few days!]

[Yanqing: Good yes!!]

Gilgamesh: It's the king's thing......

Gilgamesh!: And you still want to say that you lent it to the king!?

Oh nore!!

[Green Sparrow: Not ......]

[Qingque: I'll ask a question rationally. 】

[Qingque: This induction cooker is not energized......]

[Qingque: Why can you still work?]

[Lin Su: Don't ask, if you ask, my brother is not closed. 】

[Qingque: worthy of your !!]

Lin Su also took it.

You ask me.

Who do I ask?

I want to ask myself!!

Worthy of the future me!!

It's easy to get so many good things!!

in the video.

It looks like Paimon is about to cry.

Lin Su still released Paimon from the pot.

Paimon came out and immediately flew behind Brother Kong,

looked at Lin Su in fear:

"You......

Don't you come here!!"

Lin Su couldn't help but tease her:

"What are you afraid of???

I don't really want to eat you.

But if you hide behind Brother Kong,

I don't mind letting my pet eat you!"

The voice fell,

The shadow under Lin Wei's feet began to be restless,

Then an indescribable black kitten emerged from the shadows.

"Meow?"

Under the shadows, countless shadows of brilliant bubbles flickered wildly.

Paimon immediately hid behind Brother Kong again.

Even Brother Kong himself felt that he was covered in cold sweat all over his body.

What the hell is this!!

Lin Su bent down and interacted with the black meow a few times,

And he took him in his arms,

Then he said to Brother Kong and Paimon:

"Well, cute, no, you can call him little Juda. "

"Huh?"

After noticing that Sora and Paimon's mental state is starting to feel a little wrong,

Lin Su took this meow back with some disappointment.

When the black kitten is retracted,

Brother Kura and Paimon recovered.

"Hey, yes, it's a second. "

Lin Su stood up from the beach,

Put away all the pots and pans on the beach.

[Star: it!]

[Star: I'm SAN off!]

[Star: What the hell is this Nima!?]

[March 7?: This kitten looks really scary!!]

[Fu Xuan: Lin Suspicion, what is this?]

Lin Su was asked again.

How do I know what this is?

In short, it must be Cthulhu, right!!

Anyway, the future self is really awesome!!

When did you make me so bad???

It's always not appropriate to take out a loan!!

If this is in a novel,

The reader should complain that the protagonist grows too slowly!!

[Lin Su: Oh......]

[Lin Su: This is an ordinary kitten......]

[March 7: Where is this ordinary!?]

【Lin Suke: Tsk......】

[Lin Su: Okay......]

[Lin Su: This is the Cthulhu God Cat. 】

[Lin Su: But you ask me ...... now]

[Lin Su: I can't say the specifics. 】

[Lin Su: After all, I haven't been to that world recently. 】

[Funina: I remember you didn't say you had a cat?]

[Funina: Do you mean that your cats are all like this?]

[Lin Su: Not for the time being. 】

[Lin Su: But I have this plan......]

[March 7: Cthulhu Cat ......]

[Himeko: I thought it was a creature that only appeared in novels and manga. (Read the violent novel, go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

[Walter Young: I didn't expect it to be real?]

[Ying: What is Cthulhu?]

[Walter Young: is a series of gods in a mythological system.] 】

[Walter Young: But judging from the name of the cat in the video......]

[Walter Young: Since it's called Xiaoyu......]

[Walter Young: Probably referring to Yogsothoth.] 】

[Walter Young: Yogsothos is regarded as the ruler of time and space and the one of all things. 】

[Walter Young: His essence is outside all multidimensional universes......]

[Walter Jan: Yogsothoth has infinite wisdom......]

[Walter Young: All great wizards, artists, and thinkers are his projections in different dimensions. 】

[Walter Jan: Sometimes, some of those who pass through the Gate of the Final to meet him will gain his knowledge. 】

[Walter Young: Yogsothoth knows where the gate is. 】

[Walter Young: Because Jugsothos is the door.] 】

[Walter Young: Yogsothos is the key, the gatekeeper. 】

Walter Young: The past is his, the present is his, and the future is his, for all things are in Yogsothoth. 】[]

[Walter Young: In the video, the shadow of the black kitten is all foam......]

[Walter Young: This is His image.] 】

Walter Young: A bunch of glittering sphere aggregates. 】

[March 7: Fear !!]

[Ying: Afraid !!]

[Lin Su: Don't be afraid of !!]

[Lin Su: Brothers, you will gradually understand everything!!]

[Lin Su: This feeling is amazing!]

[Lin Su: I have been to many worlds. 】

[Lin Su: There is also a !! that the outer god is the image of a beautiful girl]

[Lin Su: When I was in Chaldea before, I also had such a servant!!]

[Star: 666!!]

in the video.

After confirming that both of them are okay,

Lin asked:

"And what's next for you?"

Paimon immediately said:

"Wait, I've got a serious problem!"

Lin Su said curiously:

"What's the problem?"

Paimon pointed at Lin Su:

"Your name is Lin Su. "

Then he pointed to himself:

"My name is Paimon. "

Finally, he pointed to Brother Kong:

"And what's your name?"

Lin Wei immediately answered:

"Oh!

He called the hilichurls who evolved their IQ, the golden fisherman, the golden haired man, the rhubarb, the gourd and the melon!"

Brother Kong immediately collapsed a kitten face:

"My name is Sora, thank you !!"

"Oh, then you don't mind if I call you Uncle?"

"I mind !!"

"Tsk, don't be so stingy!

You can also call your brother-in-law's!

I'm not stingy at all!"

“...... I'm going to find my sister, farewell!"

Brother Kong picked up his fishing rod, turned around and left....

Paimon was in a hurry,

immediately chased Brother Kong and flew away:

"Oh, huh, wait for me!

Empty!

You don't know Teyvat well......

I can be your guide!"

Brother Kong stopped:

"I don't have the money to hire you. "

Before Paimon could speak,

Lin Su is like opening the Three Gorges Dam to discharge water,

Dumping Mora on the beach.

"I'm quite wealthy!"

"Wow wow!!

Many, many Mora!!

You can buy a lot of delicious food!!"

Paimon immediately flew to Lin Sui's side again:

"I'm well fed,

Hey, hey,

No need for so many mora!"

Lin Su frowned and thought:

"Hmm......

Now the wizard has a ......

There is a lack of a bodyguard who can fight very well!"

Lin Su looked at Brother Kong:

"Are you good at fighting?"

Brother Kong looked at Lin Su in surprise:

"You still need bodyguards?"

Lin Su nodded:

"Yes......

I was a weak scholar who worked as a clerk in the Akademiya. "

Brother Kong stepped forward and pinched Lin Sui's arm, which was thicker than his face:

"Weak scholars?"

Lin Su immediately exclaimed loudly:

"Ouch, you're pinching me!"

Brother Kong:

“...... I don't know if I'm able to fight,

But now that all three of us know each other,

It's also good to go together. "

Lin Su immediately clapped his hands:

"It's easy to say, it's good to say,

I'll test how good you can play!"

After saying that, Lin Su brought Paimon to Brother Kong and said:

"Come, punch,

I see how long such a cute Paimon can cry with a punch. "

Paimon: ???

[Paimon: Maybe I'm ...... small]

[Paimon: But Lin suspects that you are a real dog!]

[Ying: Such a cute Paimon ......]

【Paimon: Ying~~!!】

[Ying: One punch should make you cry for a long time!!]

[Paimon: I'm mad!!]

[Kaveh: What the hell is the weak scholar of the Akademiya?]

[Carveh: Are you sure you're not talking about Alhaithham?]

[Alhaithham: Am I not a weak scholar?]

[Kaveh: You're a hammer!!]

[Lin Su: It's just !!]

[Lin Su: Look at your arm!!]

[Alhaithham: You're not bad either. 】

[Lin Su: Indeed, that's fine. 】

And in the video.

Lin suspicion or conscience discovery,

Paimon was put down.

Paimon breathed a sigh of relief.

"You can't do that to your guide!!

What if you kill me......

Where are you going to find a good guide like me!!"

After hearing this, a smile immediately appeared on Lin Wei's face:

"Don't be afraid!!

Because I have mastered tens of thousands of resurrection methods!!

This includes, but is not limited

1.1 World Reader,

Time backtracking,

Soul Recall,

Evil Sacrifice,

Atomic recombination,

Dragon Ball Wish,

Huangquan Fruit......

What do you think......

Paimon, Brother Kong......

Do you two want to try it?

I promise you'll be alive no matter how many times you die!"

Brother Kong took a few steps back,

Smile politely and awkwardly:

"No, no, the Tao is very strong!"

Paimon also flew back and said:

"Yes, yes, yes!!

And you're going to waste some precious props or something!!"

Lin Su shook his head after hearing this:

"Waste?

No, infinitely.

And even if the props can't work,

It's a big deal to drag out the god who manages the dead and beat him up. "

Then Lin asked:

"So,

Our Teyvat Adventure Squad has been officially formed......

What kind of name do you think is cool for our team?"

Paimon thought for a moment:

"Teyvat's strongest adventure squad?"

Lin Su shook his head:

"It's so immodest, though I'm really the strongest,

But there is no need to say it. "

Brother Kong complained:

"You don't have any sense of modesty in what you say!"

Paimon thought of one more:

"Then Teyvat's weak wind squad?"

Lin Wei sighed:

"Sure enough, your ability to name one,

It's on par with your ability to give someone a nickname. "

Paimon stomped Jiojio angrily:

"Then what do you say?"

Lin Su smiled: "Eh! you are asking the right person!"

It's better to call-

Blackened black ash chemical fertilizer black ash will volatilize gray black fertilizer black ash fertilizer volatile team. "

I've read everyone's suggestions.

I'll arrange the main character.

This article will continue to improve the strength of the protagonist in funny.

will also write serious plots,

Rest assured!!。

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