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Tuo Yi sat on the bed, looking haggard, yawning, and contemplating life.

He had dark circles under his eyes, making him look like a panda.

In the crib, the little one slept soundly with eyes closed, drool hanging from the corner of his mouth, soaking the sheets.

Tuo Yi looked at the baby sleeping soundly in the crib and sighed. Being a dad is really not easy.

He used to sleep like a log at night, falling asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow and waking up only when the sun was high in the sky, but since the baby was born, he hadn't had a good night's sleep.

Suddenly, at two in the morning, the baby would start crying. As soon as the crying started, Tuo Yi had to get up and change the baby's diaper. If the baby wasn't comfortable, he would cry again, and might even squirt a warm, steaming stream of pee onto his hand...

Then he would hold the baby and coax him, gently patting his body, but the baby would continue to cry. Holding him horizontally, crying; holding him vertically, crying; holding him upside down, crying; putting him down, still crying. Singing a lullaby with his tone-deaf voice only made the baby cry even harder.

It wasn't until the baby had cried enough that he finally fell asleep, and Tuo Yi could collapse back into bed, completely exhausted.

But he couldn't sleep for long. After half an hour, the baby might start crying again.

In short, the baby could cry frequently throughout the night.

Now, whenever Tuo Yi heard the baby cry at night, he felt utterly崩溃 (collapsed/defeated).

But thankfully, it was morning now.

Tuo Yi and his wife had agreed that he would take care of the baby at night, and his wife would take care of the baby during the day.

Nighttime was naturally more exhausting, but his wife was also tired from giving birth, so Tuo Yi volunteered to take on the job of taking care of the baby at night.

Leaving the baby room, Tuo Yi yawned and went to his and his wife's bedroom, throwing himself onto the bed, sinking into it like a soft slime.

"Wife! It's your turn to take care of the baby. I need to catch up on sleep."

"What nonsense are you talking about? A tenant is coming to see the apartment today, have you forgotten?"

"Ugh."

Tuo Yi groaned in headache, reluctantly sat up, and left the comfortable mattress.

Life is really hard these days. When will the baby grow up?

He couldn't help but recall his past good life.

Every day, he would wake up leisurely, put on his slippers, have some morning tea, and go to the market to buy some fresh vegetables, meat, and seafood.

After returning home, he would go into the computer room and play games on his wide 27-inch monitor for an afternoon, or watch some interesting anime on Bilibili.

After dinner, he would take the dog out for a walk to digest the food.

He would go to bed before 11 o'clock, and his daily routine was extremely regular.

Tuo Yi rummaged through the closet for a slightly faded polo shirt and a khaki-colored pair of shorts, while sighing, "Ah, the life of a landlord with ten apartments is so simple and boring."

One of the main contents of Tuo Yi's daily life was playing games. He had naturally played all of Longyuan Interactive Entertainment's games. "Boring Life" was his favorite game, especially this line.

Others might lose interest after playing it once, but he had played it several times and found this kind of boring happiness to be very real.

He didn't like wearing watches before, because he felt uncomfortable having something extra on his wrist, but now he bought a Rolex.

Wearing a Rolex, happiness +1, boredom +1.

Tuo Yi dressed neatly, washed up, and went out.

Although he could hire a sub-landlord to save some energy, he still liked to personally show tenants the apartments.

Looking at all kinds of tenants, he had a feeling of experiencing all aspects of life.

Today's tenant was scheduled to see the apartment at 9:00 AM.

Tuo Yi ate a simple cage of crab roe buns downstairs, and then came to the building of the apartment to be rented, sat on a chair, and casually read some news to pass the time.

Close to 9 o'clock, the tenant who wanted to rent the apartment appeared, a pretty young girl.

Tuo Yi greeted the girl and took her upstairs to tour the apartment.

"Here is the kitchen, the stove is gas... Here is the bathroom... The sunlight here is very good, and the house will not be damp..."

The girl nodded frequently, looking like she was quite satisfied with the apartment.

She answered a phone call in the middle, saying in a delicate voice, "Hello, brother~ What's wrong? Can't accompany me? It's okay, your work is the most important, love you, mwah~"

Tuo Yi maintained a kind smile, but got goosebumps all over his body.

After the girl finished the phone call, Tuo Yi asked, "I wonder if you are satisfied with the apartment? If you are satisfied, you need to pay three months' rent as a deposit and one month's rent in advance, as I told you before, and then sign the contract."

The girl asked, "Landlord, can you make it a little cheaper?"

Tuo Yi: "...Sorry, it can't be cheaper."

The girl glanced at the Rolex on his wrist, leaned closer to him, and the fragrance of her hair went straight into Tuo Yi's nose, whispering, "My boyfriend is very busy, and I'm a little lonely living alone..."

Tuo Yi: ???

I want your money, but you're actually after my body?

Tuo Yi took a step back and smiled, "Sorry, this apartment is not for rent."

"Why?"

"I hate people who are after my body."

The girl's face was first stunned, then ashamed and angry, and she cursed, "You're sick! Who wants to rent your crappy apartment!"

She stomped away in high heels.

Tuo Yi yawned, locked the door of the apartment again, and revealed a satisfied and reminiscent smile.

Being a landlord allows you to meet all kinds of tenants, it's so interesting!

When he returned home, something was already cooking in the pressure cooker in the kitchen, hissing with white steam, and a rich aroma filled the house.

Tuo Yi changed into slippers and asked, "Wife, what delicious food are you cooking today?"

"Cooking mutton. How was the tenant you took to see the apartment today? Did you close the deal?"

"It was hilarious, you don't know, the one who wanted to see the apartment today was a young girl, quite pretty, and knew how to put on makeup.

When she was looking at the apartment, she answered a phone call and called her boyfriend 'brother' in every sentence, her voice was soft and嗲 (affected/sugary), giving me goosebumps all over.

In the end, she asked me if the apartment could be cheaper, and hinted to me that her boyfriend was busy with work and rarely came over."

"Oh? Is that so good, why didn't you agree?"

Tuo Yi said with a cheeky smile, "Wife, your beauty is ten times stronger than hers, and she even coveted my body, how could I agree to such an overestimating and unreasonable request? Right?"

"Hmph, it's good that you know. The food is ready, come and eat."

Tuo Yi's wife served a bowl of white mutton soup that looked very beautiful, sprinkled some chopped green onions on top, and brought it up.

Tuo Yi drank the delicious mutton soup and ate the well-stewed mutton, laughing secretly in his heart.

What woman is as fun as a game?

But he would never dare to say these words.

Taking care of the baby at night, and taking people to see the apartment in the morning, he was so sleepy that he had to take a nap after eating.

I still have to play games in the afternoon, I can't delay it.