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As Tuo Yi rolled up his sleeves, itching to start his second playthrough, players on the gaming platform were also writing their reviews of 'Chinese Parents'!

The first type of review came purely from a gaming perspective.

"Hahaha, this game is so much fun! The art style is really hilarious!"

"Doctor: Madam, it's born! It's a male ball!"

"Being born like a potato rolling around on the ground is too funny!"

"Clapping hands to the music, rolling over, learning to talk, learning to walk..."

"Improving stats by digging brainholes inside feels very appropriate."

"The mini-game of doing test papers is also very interesting. You solve puzzles by piecing together the corresponding brainholes, and then you can increase your comprehension."

"The BGM is very nice, especially the high school BGM, which gives a feeling of striving!"

"Back then, when I walked into the small shop, I was only missing that kind of awesome BGM like in the game. It really recreates that feeling of curiosity and excitement intertwined."

"Boss, standing in front of you is a top student from Tsinghua University, the legendary god of investment, the son of a Konoha Jonin, Newton reborn, the Asian dance king, a well-known internet celebrity with hundreds of millions of fans nationwide, and Nobel laureate Ragnar Lothbrok von Kastrup Ibn Nicholas Zhao Si Ritian the 28th. Um, can the piggy bank be a little cheaper?"

"Not enough pocket money, the boss looks down on you!"

"Each learning and entertainment activity corresponds to different special skills! And after my own practice, the best special skill in the early stage is toddler swimming, an epic-level special skill that is useful in face battles or talent shows! Just swim like crazy!"

"When playing, pay attention to your parents' satisfaction and your own stress level! Frequent entertainment will reduce your parents' satisfaction, and they will scold you, increasing your psychological shadow, but too much studying will also create psychological shadows! Be sure to pay attention, the psychological shadow cannot reach 100! If it reaches 100, the game will end with a bad ending, which is a lesson learned in blood!"

"Actually, among the rewards you ask your parents for, plasticine and electronic keyboards are easier to get in the early stage, and you can get legendary special skills! It's just that the probability seems to be relatively small!"

"The Huanggang Secret Exam Papers are the most awesome! They increase all attributes, reduce stress, and increase parents' satisfaction! It's simply a must-have artifact for candidates! With the Huanggang Secret Exam Papers, my mother no longer has to worry about me not getting into a good university!"

"Wow, is it so awesome?"

"I also think the Huanggang Secret Exam Papers are too OP. How can you play without nerfing them?"

The other type of comment discusses the realistic scenarios in the game.

"This game is too real! To sum it up in five words: I'm playing myself!"

"Real +1!"

"The various daily events inside, like hugging your dad's legs when you were little and being reluctant to let him leave, telling your mom you want to eat candy and your mom saying it's not good for your health and not buying it, paying attention to the brand of clothes you wear in middle school, feeling embarrassed if you wear no-name brands, parents hiring tutors... Playing it feels like seeing your former self."

"Face-off, winning means having face, losing means losing face, truly a classic line!"

"Distant relatives, neighborhood aunties, second-generation demolitions, naughty kids..."

"The second-generation demolition pretends to reflect, all kinds of special skills can be bought with money, why bother learning? Mom is helpless, yes, you're right! The second-generation demolition flaunts wealth openly, my child only needs to learn to inherit tens of millions of assets, Mom is helpless, comparing people is really different!

I feel sorry for Mom! I only hate not learning two more decent special skills!"

"I think the most realistic thing is running for class monitor! The one with a good relationship with the teacher has an advantage!"

"Running for class monitor is too exaggerated, it's like the Three Kingdoms vying for supremacy, you have to have a good relationship with the teacher, boast about yourself, and form alliances, the ally of the previous second may be the enemy of the next second, it's okay to watch it for fun, but in reality, running for class monitor is not so complicated."

"I think the most realistic thing is receiving lucky money during the New Year! China is like this, you can't directly refuse or accept it, otherwise people will think you have no manners. You must be polite back and forth for a while, so that both sides are satisfied with the acceptance."

"I just take the lucky money directly 233333."

"Hehe, the first time I played, I pushed the lucky money over with too much force."

"Sure enough, art comes from life."

"Studying hard, parents' satisfaction is high, you can ask for rewards, playing too much, parents will be unhappy, and then scold you. Although it's real, it's a bit tiring!"

"Yeah, does that mean parents won't love their children if they're stupid and naughty?"

"Isn't there an event before the college entrance exam? You complain to your mom that your grades are dropping because you haven't been eating well recently, and your mom doesn't blame you, but quietly stews a bowl of chicken soup for you, adding a lot of stamina. There's still this kind of heartwarming content."

"Actually, it's not just the content of the game that's real, the feeling of playing the game is also very real. The first time being a parent, the goal is to make your child stand out, but you don't know how to cultivate your child, you feel confused about your child's future, you want to fulfill all kinds of expectations but you don't have the ability to do so.

However, after playing for a few weeks, I gradually became proficient and knew how to cultivate my child."

"I really want to recommend all parents to play it before raising their children!"

"The most realistic thing is falling in love! I spent a lot of action points to flirt with girls, increase affection, and the success rate was clearly 80%, but in the end, the blind date still failed! So, don't fall in love during school, it's a complete waste of time and energy! Parents don't let you have early love, there's really a reason for it!"

"Hahaha, what a painful realization."

"A single dog sends a congratulatory message!"

"If my child's grades are bad and they have early love, I'll knock their head open."

"I married Xi Menglai with a 29% success rate /doge"

"I'm not convinced! It's been three generations, all single dog endings! I don't care about other goals, this time I must win Xi Menglai over!"

"Eighteen generations of single transmission, every generation chases Xi Menglai."

"Why do you all like Xi Menglai? Zhang Hanzhi is so cute."

"What! Qin Yulu is clearly the cutest!"

"My deskmate from elementary school to high school was a female academic like Liu Pianpian, she was good at studying and looked good, I thought she looked particularly charming when she wore glasses and read! It's just that I didn't have the courage to confess to her. So in the game, I've always been pursuing Liu Pianpian!"

"I've had male deskmates from elementary school to high school, not even a female deskmate, let alone a pretty female deskmate! Depressed!"

"Let's have a vote to see which girl is the most popular!"

"I wonder if they will add more girls later?"

As soon as they talked about girls, the players got extra excited.