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#182 - The show was explosive!
Wang Xiaoju earnestly explained, "You see, each trip will have some random events that give you attribute points, and this talent will automatically give you attribute points every turn. So, we let the child grow naturally, focusing on exercising his physique. People should grow naturally, right? Don't force growth."
Wang Xiaoju activated the skill: Fishing!
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"It's 'pulling up seedlings to help them grow' (ya miao zhu zhang)!"
"Let me see how many fish were caught?"
This turn passed, and with the growth of physique, plus the comprehension gained from brainstorming, he can already learn to ride a bicycle.
"People must learn to specialize!" Wang Xiaoju earnestly taught, "You see, at the age of two, the child has already learned to ride a bicycle!"
"Two years old and already riding a bicycle, amazing!"
"A little kid in diapers speeding down the street on a bicycle, the scene is too beautiful to imagine."
"But he still can't speak, too miserable 2333"
"This child might be an idiot."
"He's already learned the specialty of walking, so no more walking! Running! Riding a bicycle! What bicycle do you want! Just want a bicycle!" Wang Xiaoju clicked on the events, shouting with each click, "Running! Riding a bicycle! Riding a bicycle!"
A gymnastics skill appeared, and this time the attribute requirements are not only physique but also memory.
The attributes are not enough, and the comprehension required for learning is as high as 999 points.
Wang Xiaoju looked at the attribute panel with a physique of 280 and a memory of 33, scratching her head: "Can't learn it? Forget it, if I can't learn it, I won't. Physique! Physique!"
Speaking, which only requires 20 points of comprehension to learn, was automatically ignored.
The audience was extremely anxious.
"The child is three years old and still can't speak!"
"Please, learn to speak!"
"Please just learn to speak!"
The child is going to kindergarten. Wang Xiaoju nodded in satisfaction: "Good, he can ride his bicycle to kindergarten by himself!"
"He's going to kindergarten and still can't speak!"
Starting to brainstorm, Wang Xiaoju used up all the physique and comprehension points, but found that there were no more of these two types of brainstorms around, and immediately showed a constipated expression like she was having trouble on the toilet: "Ah! Damn it! Can I only increase intelligence now?"
Helpless, she had to increase intelligence, dramatically clutching her chest and falling backward, looking extremely painful, and even adding a sound effect of vomiting blood: "Ah! Pfft! Damn it, wasted my 10 action points!"
Wang Xiaoju activated the skill: Drama Queen!
The barrage went crazy with laughter.
"233333"
"Adding drama to herself."
"Convincing acting."
"Oh no! At this rate, intelligence will exceed 50 points!"
A new Pinyin skill appeared, Wang Xiaoju frowned: "What Pinyin, no learning, no learning! Toddler swimming!"
"Daily | Teacher, hello.
The teacher didn't hear you say hello, and feels very uncomfortable.
Memory -10 Charm -10"
Wang Xiaoju smiled, waved her hand, and said with extreme disdain: "What memory, deduct as you like, it's fine!"
"This child can't even speak, okay."
"Yeah, how can he greet someone if he can't speak."
Wang Daibi is making great strides on the road to improving his physique: PE class, 50-meter run, sit-ups, basketball, physical training...
Finally, the day came for elementary school to release grades.
Wang Xiaoju said, "Let's take a look at our report card!"
Chinese: 0
Mathematics: 0
English: 0
Nature: 4
Humanities: 0
Total score: 4/500
The barrage was blank for a few seconds, and then burst into crazy laughter. (ใฃโโกโ)ใฃ
"Hahahahahaha"
"Is this an idiot?"
"Even choosing 'C' would get more than this score, how did he get this result."
"Illiterate 2333"
Radio Voice: "A voice in your heart asks you, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Wang Xiaoju did not hesitate: "Olympic champion!"
Going to middle school, the social function is unlocked.
Wang Xiaoju looked at the girls one by one: "Liu Pianpian, the study committee member who loves to learn and has an extraordinary admiration for intelligence?"
She curled her lips, her eyes full of contempt for intelligence: "That won't do!"
She decisively passed!
"Xi Menglai, a social butterfly with great popularity, everyone is her friend?"
Wang Xiaoju looked around: "There doesn't seem to be a girl who likes sports, so let's choose Xi Menglai!"
Chatting with the girl, she immediately became animated: "Let's talk about this campus legend! Okay, the favorability has increased, NICE! Again, send a wolfberry thermos cup!"
"How can he flirt with girls when he can't even speak?"
"Simp!"
"You'll end up with nothing if you keep simping."
Xi Menglai was uninterested: "Is that so..."
Wang Xiaoju frowned: "What the hell? I spent 50 yuan on a gift and it doesn't increase favorability? Girls are really hard to deal with!"
"Flirting genius!"
"Giving a goddess a wolfberry thermos cup, are you crazy?"
He opened the brainstorming interface, humming while brainstorming: "Ignorant young man, better go train your muscles~"
Suddenly his eyes lit up: "Oh, American special training can be unlocked! No more middle school basketball training, we'll learn American special training! Crazy increase in physique!"
Brainstorming accumulated enough comprehension to learn professional basketball!
Wang Xiaoju was radiant: "Wow, awesome! Basketball, basketball! Flirting with girls is not as good as exercising physique. At 14 years old, we, a middle school student, have already learned professional basketball! Next, we can go to the national team for training!"
An event appeared.
Wang Daibi: "I've noticed that you always go home with some of the boys next door."
Xi Menglai: "It's only been recently, just met them, what's wrong?"
Suddenly, many green comments appeared.
"2333333"
"Power!"
"Love is a light, green makes you panic."
"The fate of a simp!"
There's one turn left, and he's about to face the college entrance examination.
Wang Xiaoju looked at his physique of 9000 and sighed regretfully: "It's a bit of a pity, I couldn't train my physique to 10,000 before the college entrance examination! He can play basketball, is handsome, is there anyone stronger than me?"
"Xiaoju is awesome!"
"Invincible body!"
"Train to 10,000, and you can break through the void!"
Wang Xiaoju solemnly clicked on the speaking skill: "Before the college entrance examination, I finally learned to speak!"
Mom was pleasantly surprised: "The child can speak! Dad, you have to be more careful in the future, don't say bad words in front of the child!"
This scene looked extremely comical, and the laughter could almost be transmitted through the barrage!
"Pfft, I'm going to die laughing!"
"Hahaha I'm drinking water!"
"You still remember!"
"So inspiring!"
"Finally learned to speak, a cause for celebration!"
"Explosive program effect!"
The admission notice appeared, and Wang Xiaoju solemnly clicked it open.
"Student Wang Daibi:
You have been admitted to our school with a score of 0. Please come to our school to report with this notice.
Stay-at-home"
Wang Xiaoju was stunned for two seconds, then the corners of her mouth turned up wildly, and she laughed uncontrollably, making a strange laugh: "Ehehehehehe..."
"Hahahahahahaha laughing like crazy"
"Too real!"
"Laughing like a pig."
"Amazing!"
"Red and fiery and dazed"
Wang Xiaoju clapped her hands loudly, her expression couldn't help but smile: "Wow, this time is really an extraordinary performance! I've never gotten 0 points before! This time I finally didn't get a single point!"
"Laughing my ass off!"
"Too outstanding!"
"A zero-point exam taken with strength!"
Recollection: "As college life came to an end, I took up a job like most people. I eventually became an athlete, but I won the National Games champion. Finally, I had a secure job, as a coach or consultant, or doing children's training, I had a bright future!"
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