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#241 - Kiss you, mua!
Thanks to the efforts of the tool people, the daughter version of "Chinese Parents" was quickly completed!
Because the players of "Chinese Parents" have been looking forward to the daughter version, and the Longyuan Games account has also made a preview of the game update in advance. ♦♦ ♦♡So as soon as the content of the daughter version came out, many players immediately updated and played it.
Various game anchors and up owners naturally would not miss this game with very good program effects. "Hua Xiaobei" is one of them. His video style is mainly spoof and supplemented by humor. After seeing the update of "Chinese Parents", his eyes lit up: "NICE, this video will be about this!"
Record video, edit, upload!
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The barrage is growing rapidly!
"Here it comes, here it comes!"
"Where is the barrage army?"
"Teacher Hua, I'm here!"
Hua Xiaobei first greeted: "Hello everyone, dear viewers, this is Hua Xiaobei. The game I'm bringing to you today, does everyone think it's familiar? That's right, it's 'Chinese Parents'!"
"At this time, some students will ask," a cartoon girl raising her hand appeared on the screen, and Hua Xiaobei's voice was processed with a voice changer to become a Hua Niang version to match the image of the cartoon girl. It was sharp and thin, and sounded extremely funny, "Teacher Hua, haven't you made a video of this game before? Are you going to start fooling around?"
This time, Hua Xiaobei's cartoon image appeared on the screen, with a lollipop in his mouth, pointing to the outside of the screen with a serious face: "That's right, just fool around!"
Following his self-questioning and self-answering, a fleeting funny illustration appeared. The expressionless female classmate slapped Hua Xiaobei in the face, making a loud "slap" sound, leaving a red mark on his face. ♦♦ ♦♦
The audience started laughing. This self-questioning and self-answering is a reserved program for every video of Hua Xiaobei!
After Hua Xiaobei joked, he continued to the topic: "Actually, this time 'Chinese Parents' has updated the daughter version! When my mother asked me before, whether I wanted a boy or a girl in the future, I always said without hesitation, a daughter! When I played 'Chinese Parents' last time, I was very regretful that I couldn't raise a daughter. This time I can finally play it! Then let's not talk nonsense and directly enter the game!"
"Teacher Hua, I can give you a daughter!"
"Single dogs, stop dreaming!"
After this update, the cover of the game has also become different. Originally, it was a boy fighting at night to do his homework, and his father stood outside the door hesitating whether to go in and deliver supper. This time, it was replaced by a short-haired girl lying on the bed, sleeping peacefully, and her mother was gently covering her with a quilt.
"Let's take a look at this update announcement, the first generation of the new archive must be a son, and the second generation must be a daughter. Ah? How much time will it take me to play it again?" Hua Xiaobei's tone pretended to be shocked, and then he changed the subject and said loudly, "But, as an excellent up owner, I will not make this mistake! I stayed up all night yesterday and got through the first generation! Oh my god, how can there be such an excellent up owner in the world! All of you cry for me!"
The barrage cooperated and acted, and a piece of "tears" brushed past.
"I cried, what about you?"
"Wuwuwuwu"
"Yingyingying"
"Brothers, cry for me! Cry louder!"
Hua Xiaobei's mouse gestured on the sleeping girl, and said weakly: "Hey, can you cry a little quieter? My daughter is lying here sleeping, don't wake her up."
Entering the game, this time the background is indeed very different from the son version. The overall room is a light pink girl's boudoir atmosphere, and the potato spirit lying in the rocking bed has also become a potato spirit with a small flower on its head, looking at the world with curious eyes.
The image of the parents has not changed from before, it is still the same old way. Hua Xiaobei protested: "Why does this father look like this? It's too frustrating, it's not like me at all! I'm a superstar!"
He named his daughter "Hua Xiaomei".
"Daily | Pure Cute"
"You learned the plot in the cartoon and kissed the face of the classmate next to you. The parents and teachers think you are so cute and can't help laughing."
"Ahhhhh!" Hua Xiaobei went crazy and said, "You can't kiss others! The opposite is a male classmate! You can't!"
Request "sofa trampoline", 50% success rate, failed!
Hua Xiaobei immediately said in an unhappy tone: "What's going on? You can't even bounce on the sofa, what's wrong with you, Hua Xiaobei! Hua Xiaobei, you let her bounce on the sofa! Viewers, did you see that, don't marry someone like Hua Xiaobei, he's too stingy."
As he spoke, he couldn't help but reveal a smile.
"I scold myself."
"Hahahahaha, he's definitely a daughter slave."
"No, I want to marry someone like Teacher Hua!"
Going to elementary school.
In the manga cutscene, a little girl wearing a light blue floral dress, with a pure ponytail, and watery eyes appeared, tilting her head and pouting her little mouth: "I don't want to go to elementary school, there are no slides in elementary school!"
I have to say, the little girl's eyes look very energetic, and the bow on her shoulders and her fair arms add two more points of childish cuteness.
"Wow ah ah ah ah ah! Too cute!" Hua Xiaobei said excitedly, "I can't stand it, everyone! I wish I could have this kind of daughter! Will I have this kind of daughter, oh my god! What, don't want to go to elementary school because there are no slides? Buy it, I'll buy it for you!"
The audience was also equally excited, and a piece of "awsl" barrage brushed past!
"Too cute!"
"Large-scale Awei cemetery!"
"Hello, father-in-law! Father-in-law, please accept my bow!"
Hua Xiaobei repeatedly muttered a few words, so excited that he couldn't tell whether he was crying or laughing: "Wuwuwu, too cute, too cute..."
When the father on the screen explained the role of pocket money, Hua Xiaobei also introduced parenting experience: "Have you ever heard this sentence, it's called men should be raised poorly and women should be raised richly, this sentence makes sense. What does it mean? You have to indulge your daughter, give her good clothes and good things, so that she won't be easily deceived by boys in the future. And sons should be raised poorly, so that they will work hard in the future."
"I was raised poorly, maybe I'm a fake daughter."
"Bullshit!"
The results of the elementary school exam came out, Hua Xiaomei got 100 in all 5 subjects, full marks!
"Wow!" Hua Xiaobei clapped hard and howled, "Daughter, you are so amazing! Tell me, what do you want? How about daddy buy you a plane?"
On the screen, the mother was radiant, and encouraged reservedly: "Although it's okay, you have to keep it up, hard work is the meaning of life!"
Hua Xiaobei said dissatisfied: "Are you serious? My daughter got 500 points in the exam, what else do you want! Can't you praise her! You're great, daughter, kiss you, mua!"
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