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#247 - Get off my computer!

After quitting the game, Fei Ge fell into deep thought.

Surely, I'm not the only one suffering, right?

So, he dialed a phone number: "Hey, Tea Bro, are you done streaming?"

"Streaming what? Done streaming what?"

"That game, the one with the jumping."

Tea Bro retorted in annoyance, "Do you think I'm done streaming or not?"

A smile gradually bloomed on Fei Ge's face: "Judging by the way you're talking, you must be done. So, how far did you get?"

"How far? I almost made it to my doorstep!"

"Hehehehe, almost to your doorstep, but you still couldn't do it."

Hanging up the phone, Fei Ge revealed a satisfied and joyful expression.

So satisfying!

......

Zhou Jie's livestream.

On her screen was the start interface of 《Jump King》. She had her feet on the chair, striking an extremely arrogant pose: "I heard this game is hard? I refuse to believe it! If I don't fall to the bottom within ten minutes, you guys have to gift me rockets, got it? Alright, let's go!"

The viewers' comments flooded in: "Go go go!"

"Hehe, I think three minutes will be hard!"

After entering the game, Zhou Jie asked her viewers: "How do you play this game?"

"Press the space bar to jump, use left and right to control the direction."

"Will I die if I fall?"

"No, you'll just go back home."

Zhou Jie controlled the macho man to jump a couple of times, confidently saying: "Okay, I got it, I totally got it."

"What kind of dog operation is this game... oh, I'm up! I can already see the green sky. Holy crap, it seems a bit difficult."

Jump!

"Ahhhhh!"

The macho man plummeted back to the bottom.

"Hahahahaha."

"Lost."

"Instant death."

"Couldn't even last a minute."

Zhou Jie gave an embarrassed yet polite smile, playfully winking: "That doesn't count, okay? That one doesn't count."

She jumped again.

bia! bia!

The macho man kept falling back down.

"It is a bit difficult, this game."

"Hiss~ Whew, that was close!"

Fifteen minutes later.

Zhou Jie shouted nervously: "Eh, eh eh!"

bia!

She wore an expression of wanting to say something but stopping herself, scratched her nose, picked up the keyboard and bit it fiercely, as if she were eating the flesh of her mortal enemy.

An hour later, at the top of the maple leaf map.

Zhou Jie stared at the screen with every jump, grinding her teeth.

Each time she pressed a key, her body leaned back a little, as if the reaction force of the operation was enormous, and she quickly leaned back.

When she jumped up several platforms in a row, she immediately howled like a mother baboon who had picked a banana: "Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!"

The macho man fell amidst her baboon cries, Zhou Jie's face gradually stretched longer than a donkey's, and her cries became even more miserable: "Oh! Oh!"

bia!

Returned to the green leaf map.

Zhou Jie bared her teeth and took a deep breath: "It's okay, it's okay, alright, I only fell a few levels, so what if thirty minutes were wasted?"

Immediately afterwards, her hand shook, and her jump once again crashed into the wall.

The macho man fell back to where the dream began.

Zhou Jie stared blankly, leaned back in her chair, and hugged her head in disbelief.

The expression on her face changed constantly between crying and laughing in a matter of seconds, as if a dye shop had opened, it was wonderfully colorful.

Then, gnashing her teeth, she hugged her keyboard and slammed it on the table "bang bang", howling like a frenzied baboon: "Ahhhhh!! !!!!! Aooooooo!!!! Ahhh hoh hoh!!"

"Regression to the apes!"

"Hahahaha!"

"I just like watching you get frustrated."

"It's not right to build your happiness on the suffering of others, hahahahaha!!"

......

Monkey's livestream.

Top platform of the maple leaf map, falling!

Monkey immediately widened his eyes, opened his mouth, and frantically hit the space bar in mid-air as the macho man fell, but it was of no use.

Watching the macho man bounce between platforms, constantly falling, Monkey angrily slapped the keyboard, released his hands, raised them above his head, and twisted his upper body wildly.

bia!

His expression gradually became ferocious, his hands twitched frantically like he had Parkinson's syndrome, tapping his forehead, while making chaotic and unclear strange screams: "Ugh arua aaa oayo ah ah ah!!!!"

Falling from the funnel.

Monkey stared blankly at the screen, his eyes suddenly sharpened, and he unleashed a burst of king-eight-punches filled with love and strength into the air!

"Huff, huff!"

Funnel Fall ×2.

Monkey inhaled hard, bit his lip, and "dong dong dong" pounded on the table!

Funnel Fall ×3.

Monkey pursed his lips, closed his eyes, leaned back halfway and bounced back, slapping the table at high speed like playing a hand drum, making the table "bang bang".

Then he kicked his legs, retracted his fists to his abdomen, inhaled and contracted his abdomen, closed his eyes and let out a macho man's roar: "Ahhhh!!"

Monkey didn't expect that when he thought he had no room to rise, there was still room to retreat.

With this jump, the macho man leaped from the air and fell elegantly from the upper platform of the maple leaf map back to where the dream began.

The moment Monkey saw the macho man jump into the air, he shivered as if he had suddenly seen a ghost jump out of a horror movie, then an uncontrollable happy smile appeared on his face, his hands clenched into fists, raised above his head and stretched down with all his strength, roaring to the sky: "Ahhhhh!!!!"

The viewers laughed so hard that their faces cramped!

"Hahahahaha!"

"Game name: The Temptation to Go Home!"

"Monkey Punch Warning!"

"Another one gone mad!"

Monkey's mentality gradually changed, and he laughed happily every time he fell.

"Good!!"

"Hahaha!!"

When he fell from the maple leaf map back to the first level again.

"Good!!!!!! Heh, hehe~"

Monkey opened his mouth wide and laughed exaggeratedly, laughing and laughing, and once again roared heart-breakingly: "Ahhhhh!!!!"

"Play, go play eggs!" He pointed excitedly at the screen, swearing an oath to the viewers in the livestream, "If I play this game again, I'm your grandson!"

"*Expletive*" Monkey raised two middle fingers at the game, venting his anger, then cursed and closed the game, "Get out! Get out of my computer! *Expletive*, *bleep bleep bleep*!"

After venting, he calmly opened "My Computer" and found the directory where 《Jump King》 was located: "I'm going to *expletive*"

Select all, delete! Empty the recycle bin!

After doing this, Monkey was like a person who had been drained of his strength, lying in the chair, picked up the water tank on the table, gulped, gulped, and took two big sips.

Then, with a trembling hand, he picked up a cigarette, put it in his mouth, "pop" lit the lighter, took a deep breath.

Monkey exhaled a puff of smoke, as if he had completed a pilgrimage, and behind the swirling smoke, his eyes were pure and mellow, without any distracting thoughts, full of peace and serenity.

All the sorrows and troubles of the world were far away from him at this moment.

After a while, he smiled easily and calmly: "Ah, that's comfortable. That's comfortable."

"23333333"

"This one is really crazy."

"A cigarette after, a pleasure like a god!"

"That's comfortable."

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