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#440 - Shaolin pills, catch a cricket to calm down
Time flew by as Xiang Dangdang adventured in the Sword Graveyard.
The Sword Graveyard was filled with former sword masters, now corrupted by the Inner Demons.
The main quest of the game was to collect fragments of ten divine swords and ultimately reseal the Inner Demons.
Wang Xiaoju emerged from the Sword Graveyard: "Because I was challenging the Sword Graveyard, I missed the Abbot's last moments, a great pity. Abbot, I've come to see you!"
A new season arrived, and an event appeared below. On the wave-beaten sea, a cyan-colored humanoid ghost stood silently.
This book is first published on 𝕥𝕨𝕜𝕒𝕟.𝕔𝕠𝕞.
"Xiang Dangdang vaguely saw the deceased Zen Master Jian Dun in a dream, pointing towards Crimson Island, as if he had much to say to Xiang Dangdang. However, the realms of Yin and Yang are separated, life and death are distinct, and communication is impossible. After a long time, Zen Master Jian Dun could only drift away in the direction he pointed."
Wang Xiaoju said, "Oh, a deceased person sending a dream? The Abbot still has something to tell us after his death, truly touching."
Arriving at the Shaolin Temple, the character list showed small figures dressed in clothes representing the living, while skeletal figures represented the dead.
Zen Master Jian Dun, Zen Master Jian Heng, Zen Master Jian Qi, most of the oldest members of the Shaolin Sect had passed away.
Wang Xiaoju said in a tearful voice, "Zen Master Jian Dun! Wow, so many elders who loved us have died."
Switching to the living character interface, the current Abbot of Shaolin, with the Dharma name Jian Wei, had a sharp-mouthed, monkey-cheeked appearance, looking very unsightly.
Opening Jian Wei's panel, Wang Xiaoju was immediately shocked!
"The current Abbot of Shaolin is actually a rebellious person! This trait, evil essence entering the body, Qi not reaching the bones, water and fire in disharmony, and a poor constitution, only three years left to live. Are you even fit to be the Abbot?"
A mischievous smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he said righteously, "I believe there's something fishy about the Abbot's death! Otherwise, he lived so happily, why would he pass the position to a rebellious person! Hmm? I think it's you, Xin Du!"
Suddenly accusing a disciple, the audience was already familiar with this routine and immediately understood what he wanted to do.
"You're starting again!"
"Purge the sect warning!"
"Xiang Dangdang! The time to purge the sect has arrived!"
Wang Xiaoju stared with wide eyes, his tone stern, as if interrogating a criminal: "Xin Du! Your trait is 'Steadfast Endurance,' what are you enduring, huh?"
Seeing that his weapon was just a mid-grade eight Qi-level staff, his tone immediately softened: "Hmm, your weapon is so poor, it probably wasn't you."
"Hahahaha!"
"What are you enduring 23333, why do you care what others endure?"
"Xin Du wipes cold sweat: Luckily my weapon is poor, otherwise I'd be done for."
"Xiaoju's famous saying, your weapon is so poor, you definitely aren't a bad guy!"
Wang Xiaoju shouted sternly again: "Then is it you, Xin Hui! Oh, your Water-Fire Five Elements Staff is so weak, not you. Is it you, Xin You!"
In Xin You's equipment slot, a remarkable grade six Linked Flying Staff was clearly visible!
Wang Xiaoju immediately smiled: "I think it's you, Xin You!"
Opening Xin You's backpack, he began to examine it, his sidelong glance filled with suspicion: "Hmm, what's this? Why do you have this 'Hooked Sword Technique'? This is the Five Immortals Sect's secret manual! The Five Immortals Sect is an evil cult, why do you have its manual?
And this 'Five Ghosts Step,' wow, this is the secret manual of the R然山派 Sect! You're actually a double agent for several sects!
Let's investigate your skills!
Oh, you're best at Shaolin's finger techniques, but your default weapon is a staff, and you don't even know staff techniques! As expected, you still say you're not a Shaolin traitor!"
He directly labeled Xin You!
"Fabrication."
"The charges are enough, just rob him, stop talking 2333"
Wang Xiaoju chose to invite Xin You to Taiwu Village!
"If you think you're innocent, then come to Taiwu Village and meet me properly! Don't be afraid to come, you actually schemed to kill my favorite Shaolin Abbot!"
While checking the Shaolin disciple panel, he exclaimed, "Wow, Shaolin is doomed!
Look, the Abbot is a rebellious person!
The first seat is an egoist. This Zen Master Jian E, although a benevolent person, has a reputation that is condemned by thousands.
This Zen Master Jian Ren is also a rebellious person! And he's learning 'Yuanshan Leg Technique'! It's over, Shaolin is full of bad people!"
"Everyone is a villain."
"You forgot, Zen Master Jian Ren's 'Yuanshan Leg Technique' is from you!"
"It's all your fault, you evil woman! You've ruined Shaolin's reputation."
"You're the biggest villain!"
Wang Xiaoju shook his head and sighed, "Alas, with the Abbot's death, Shaolin is finished. We can only catch crickets now."
Saying that, he had already arrived at a cricket-calling encounter nearby and placed a bug-catching net.
"????? What a twist?"
"Hahahahaha, a logical genius!"
"Shaolin is finished, catch a cricket to calm down (; ̄O ̄)"
"Catching crickets is still important."
Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp!
The sounds of insects, large and small, came from hiding places such as grass, rotten wood, sand dunes, and pottery jars.
Wang Xiaoju stared intently at the screen, carefully observing the movements.
Suddenly, the white circle of insect chirping from a jar surged!
He immediately widened his eyes and clicked very quickly, shouting, "Wow, this one's big!"
Before he finished speaking.
Obtained "Katydid"*1.
Low grade nine.
"Hahahaha!"
"This one's big?"
"Why are you making so much noise, you katydid?" Wang Xiaoju's face fell, then he seriously summarized his lessons learned, "Now I understand, until the very last moment, no matter how loud they chirp, they aren't the real deal. At least wait until there are 7 or 8 seconds left before catching."
Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp!
This time the cricket was unusually energetic. Not long after the countdown started, it started chirping vigorously, and the emitted white circles were even larger than before.
Wang Xiaoju smiled disdainfully: "Katydid, katydid, still a katydid. I can't see it, I can't see it ~"
The remaining time had just passed halfway.
However, from under a stone slab, a burst of intense insect chirping suddenly came, the white circle skyrocketing, covering as many as 9 hiding places around!
The white circles of ordinary insect chirps are so small that they can't even cover their own grid, and larger ones are only slightly larger than their own grid.
Wang Xiaoju was extremely excited, his body involuntarily leaning forward: "Wow, this one's so big!"
Obtained "House Cricket"*1.
Still low grade nine!
Wang Xiaoju gnashed his teeth in anger, clenched his fists, and took a deep breath.
He turned around and slammed his fist "bang bang" on the armrest of the chair!
Covering his face, he looked utterly hopeless about this world!
"Hahaha, the show is full of effects!"
"I laughed like a pig in the middle of the night!"
"Going crazy warning!"
"Does it sound good? If it sounds good, it's a good cricket!"
"Didn't you say it yourself, until the very last moment, no matter how loud they chirp, they aren't the real deal?"
"I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter!"
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