Top Scalpers, I Was Moved By The Live Broadcast!

Near noon.

Security guard Lao Zhao is planning to take a break before dinner.

But suddenly heard, the logistics iron gate was slapped.

Immediately.

Lao Zhao walked out of the security booth and opened the small iron gate.

It caught Old Zhao's eyes.

There are two figures, one tall and one short.

Look again.

I saw the apron in front of the two of them.

"The Raccoon House."

Before Lao Zhao could speak.

Jiang Yang held the vegetables and fruits in his hand and shook them in front of Old Zhao.

"The breeder."

Old Zhao nodded.

Immediately, he got out of the way and let the two of them walk in.

"?????"

"Didn't it be good to go into the dog hole? Why did you go in here?"

"Where are you climbing the wall? Why didn't you climb the wall??? I still want to see the girls come and make trouble with Nezha!"

"Damn it! What the hell is that okay?!"

"Can I go straight in with this apron?"

"ah?!?!"

"Is it so frankly simple and rude?"

"Who can tell me, what exactly did I see?!"

"No. I co-authored and bought this bunch of vegetables just for this production.

"How did the anchor manage to be so fearless?!"

"Just say something to the security guard and put the raccoon house in?"

"Downstairs, tell me what the hell!"

"Fuck!"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha! The Niu Family Army sent a congratulatory message!"

"Is this fucking operation so smooth?!"

"The promised girl is embarrassing?! Why didn't she show up?! Did she go in now?!"

Jiang Yang's operation this time.

It can be said that it is simplified, extremely simple.

I didn't say a word to the security throughout the whole process.

It was put in directly.

It directly tingled the scalps of the audience in the live broadcast room.

What the hell.

First of all, it requires psychological quality and adaptability.

The bare minimum.

That means that Jiang Yang must be very familiar with this zoo.

Straight 26 to walk into the zoo.

Seeing the figure of the security guard Lao Zhao behind him, he completely disappeared from the field of vision.

Su Huanxi, who was closely following Jiang Yang, spoke cautiously and nervously.

"Big brother, are you the breeder here?"

Su Huanxi blinked, her long eyelashes fanning like windshield wipers.

"Hmm...that's right."

He thought that he would have to bring this little thing No. 2 into the Raccoon Pavilion later.

Jiang Yang nodded without changing his face.

"No wonder!"

"The big brother actually bought so many fruits and vegetables.

"Is this going to be fed to the little raccoons later?"

Su Huanxi asked curiously.

"ng......."

Jiang Yang pondered for a moment, then opened his mouth and said.

"It is indeed for the little raccoon."

Jiang Yang bought these vegetables and fruits at will on the roadside next to the zoo.

Originally, Jiang Yang wanted to use this thing as a prop.

After using it up, I took it home to cook and eat by myself.

But seeing the look of anticipation in Su Huanxi's big eyes.

Jiang Yang decided to feed these dishes to the little raccoons.

Anyway, I didn't spend a lot of money to buy these vegetables and fruits.

"Wow!"

After hearing Jiang Yang's affirmative reply.

Su Huanxi immediately looked at the bag in Jiang Yang's hand full of joy.

"Can I carry it? I want to see what the little raccoons like to eat."

"sure."

Jiang Yang replied with a smile.

Without thinking too much, Jiang Yang handed the bag directly to Su Huanxi.

Controlling his excitement, Su Huanxi immediately took the bag from Jiang Yang's hand.

Open it and have a look.

I was immediately surprised by the dazzling variety of fruits and vegetables in front of me.

"Spinach, okra, and leeks!"

"Huh!"

"The little raccoon also likes to eat green onions!"

"Wow!"

"There are still red dates!"

"I saw the introduction information of the little raccoon on the Internet before."

"It says that the little raccoon is an omnivore and can eat anything."

"It turns out that's true!"

Su Huanxi couldn't help sighing.

The corner of Jiang Yang's mouth couldn't help twitching at this moment.

Listen to the name of the dish reported by Su Huanxi.

Jiang Yang couldn't help feeling a little ashamed.

At that time, he just asked the stall owner to take it for himself.

I didn't take a closer look at the specific fruits and vegetables.

did not expect.

Is this stall owner so cruel?

How the hell did he get a bunch of aphrodisiacs?!

In the live broadcast room at this time.

When the audience heard the name of the dish reported by Su Huanxi.

The entire live broadcast room was suddenly plunged into silence.

But this silence did not last long.

Immediately afterwards, barrages of barrages swarmed over like that mountain roaring tsunami.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"All the f*cking vegetables and fruits are aphrodisiacs!!"

"My mother! This little raccoon ate it and turned into a big black bear!"

"The little raccoon was thinking, what's the matter, why do you feel so strong after eating it?"

"The anchor is a real jerk! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"If the little raccoon eats all these things, the ants on the ground will have to be shot twice by the raccoon!"

"Fucking horse, the earthworms in the raccoon house ate them, and they turned into steel nails!"

"God damn earthworms turned into steel nails! Hahahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahahahahaha! Why don't the anchors like to make things so much, hey!"

"For me, the biggest hope every day is to be able to walk out of this live broadcast room alive.

"My stomach hurts from laughing!"

"My stomach is cramping from laughing too, hahahahahahahahahaha!"

"It can't be done, it can't be done anymore, if you keep laughing, you'll have to!"

"Help! Can you stop letting such a simple girl read these dishes in such a serious manner!"

"The dog anchor is playing tricks again, trying to spoil the innocent sister!"

The vegetables Jiang Yang bought.

Take any one out, it can be said to be mediocre, without any characteristics.

But put these things together, it will directly pull the effect of the whole program to an explosion.

Especially when the audience saw the serious and surprised expression on Su Huanxi's face.

I laughed so hard that I doubted my life.

After some heart scolding the boss.

Jiang Yang secretly glanced at Su Huanxi beside him.

Su Huanxi at this time.

while walking.

While opening the bag in his hand, he stared straight at the vegetables and fruits inside.

Those who are still muttering words do not know what they are whispering to themselves.

See this scene.

Jiang Yang breathed a sigh of relief.

Jiang Yang himself knows that in order to help customers achieve their goals, he can do many embarrassing things in the eyes of ordinary people.

But this does not mean that Jiang Yang has the idea of ​​teaching children badly.

The little thing in front of him, No. 2, looked like an extremely innocent girl.

Chu Miaoyin was not even as defensive as No. 1 little thing.

It is simply a rare treasure in the world.

Jiang Yang couldn't bear to let such a girl come into contact with any strange knowledge.

Just when Jiang Yang was still thinking wildly.

The silence around him has quietly disappeared.

Instead, tourists in twos and threes appeared.

The Mountain Forest Zoo has done a very good job in passenger flow control.

Even at this time, the line outside is almost forming a mountain.

Inside the zoo, it still maintains a sparsely populated and clean scene.

"Big brother! Look! Little Raccoon Pavilion!"

Just when Jiang Yang was still thinking wildly.

Suddenly, Su Huanxi's clear and excited voice came from his ear.

Take advantage of the trend.

Jiang Yang looked in the direction of Su Huanxi's finger.

Inside the rows of iron cages, groups of three or two little raccoons were lying on the ground resting wantonly.

Before Jiang Yang could react.

Su Huanxi ran over quickly.

Wait until Jiang Yang catches up with Su Huanxi.

I saw the girl holding the iron cage with both hands.

His face was almost on the cage net.

Excitedly looking at the little raccoon in front of him.

See this scene.

A smile appeared on the corner of Jiang Yang's mouth involuntarily.

"Go. Take you in rua the little raccoon."

Jiang Yang's voice just fell.

Su Huanxi just followed behind Jiang Yang.

He looked forward expectantly.

Under the leadership of Jiang Yang.

After a while, the two came to the back door of the raccoon.

Just when Jiang Yang was about to open the door and enter.

Sudden.

A voice sounded from behind.

"You two are in charge of the Raccoon House today?"

"I said why I can't find anyone."

"Hurry up and clean up.

"How dirty is it? Later tourists see and complain, and your wages will be deducted."

Jiang Yang turned his head to look.

A middle-aged aunt with a fat figure was pinching her waist and muttering to herself.

Jiang Yang took a closer look.

Immediately, he couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth.

There is also a sign on the chest of this aunt.

There are four large characters written on it.

- Logistics Manager.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Damn it!!!!! Scored twice!"

"The last time I met the manager at the movie theater, why did I meet the manager at the zoo today!"

"My mother! This f*cking plot is too exciting!"

"Hahahahahahaha! The anchor's mouth twitched again!"

"Happy to the zoo x to clean the raccoon house"

"What the hell, I just said, how can there be no girls doubting this life!"

"Do you think the anchor is lucky or bad luck.

"It must be bad luck. I actually met the manager for a long time. Hahahahaha!"

"There is a brain hole upstairs, it's obviously good luck, the manager didn't recognize the specific identities of the two.

"Is there a possibility that the manager actually saw the identity of the anchor. He deliberately manipulated the anchor."

"Damn it! Are those upstairs studying screenwriting?"

"Reversal and reverse come again?"

"There are so many talents in the 66666 anchor studio!"

"I, Nima, really made me laugh out loud! Hahahahahahahaha!"

"Little raccoon: survived!"

The sudden appearance of the zoo logistics manager.

Undoubtedly, it directly detonated the emotions of the audience in the live broadcast room.

This moment.

every positive

The audience watching Jiang Yang's live broadcast.

All 880 laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten up.

Jiang Yang at this time.

I couldn't help but feel the urge to swear.

What the hell.

Every day is a trivial matter.

How come a manager pops up at every turn.

It was fine last time.

Fudged by himself.

But this time.

I am Nima.

Judging from the current situation.

And the fuck has to clean the raccoon house.

If you come by yourself.

That Jiang Yang has ten thousand ways to get through the test directly and fool the past.

But the problem is.

Now with a Su Huanxi.

And I have already promised Su Huanxi that I will bring him in, rua the little raccoon.

The money charged also includes this service.

If so, just run away.

Jiang Yang couldn't make it through himself.

As a dedicated scalper.

Jiang Yang would never allow himself to do such a thing.

However.

Before Jiang Yang could calm down.

clatter——

Behind the little raccoon house.

A small door beside the iron cage was abruptly opened.

Driven by several staff members.

The dozen or so little raccoons in the hall all returned to the dormitory through the small door.

The whole raccoon house.

At this time, there is only one hall.

Not even a bear fur.

"What are you still doing?"

"Taking advantage of meal time now, both of you hurry up and clean up for me."

Let's talk.

The logistics manager of the zoo turned around and left.

what to do?!

what to do?!

Looking at the empty little raccoon house behind him.

Jiang Yang suddenly felt that his head was getting bigger.

What the hell.

Jiang Yang couldn't help wondering if someone was messing with him on purpose!

Now before him, there are only two choices.

One, leave directly.

But doing so is obviously unacceptable to Jiang Yang.

Even if Su Huanxi accepts his money back, Jiang Yang will think that this is a serious blasphemy against his career as a scalper.

Second, that is to clean the hall honestly.

The little raccoon will be released after it is cleaned up.

In this way, on the contrary, there is an additional reason for the rua little raccoon.

only.

This is the one thing that gives Jiang Yang a headache.

Why do I really have to clean up for these little bastards?!

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