Top Scalpers, I Was Moved By The Live Broadcast!

Hearing Guan Yiyi's question.

Jiang Yang shrugged.

"of course."

While talking.

On one side is walking towards the entrance of the scenic spot.

Guan Yiyi saw this.

Even hurriedly followed.

Could it be that this scalper has something to do with the scenic spot?

Looking at Jiang Yang's unhurried pace in front of him.

Guan Yiyi behind him couldn't help thinking.

so calm.

It is estimated that it is almost the same.

Think about it.

Guan Yiyi couldn't help but nodded.

But for a while.

The two walked to the ticket gate at the entrance of the scenic spot one after another.

At this time, there were about a dozen people in the ticket checking team.

Jiang Yang stood in front.

Guan Yiyi followed closely behind Jiang Yang.

When they came to the back of the line, they also lined up.

The ticket checking process of the scenic spot is not cumbersome, and the field division is simple.

Mo about five minutes later.

It was Jiang Yang's turn.

Guan Yiyi looked back and forth.

Near noon.

At this time, there was a long queue behind him.

The number of tourists who came to visit obviously went out a lot more than before.

"Next."

Hear the voice from the ticket window.

Guan Yiyi immediately turned her head nervously.

But seeing Jiang Yang's calm expression without changing his face.

The hanging heart also let go.

next.

This scalper will come up with something like a work permit.

He saw Jiang Yang walking forward.

Guan Yiyi was talking to herself.

only.

Before Guan Yiyi could recover from her reverie.

But suddenly I heard Jiang Yang speak in front of me.

"I don't have a ticket."

"If you don't have a ticket, go to the next ticket office to buy it...

"I have a disability here."

The ticket inspector hadn't finished speaking.

It was interrupted directly by Jiang Yang.

Hearing Jiang Yang's words.

Guan Yiyi was a little confused.

What?

Have a disability?

what's going on?

Before Guan Yiyi could react.

Sudden.

Guan Yiyi felt that she was being pulled by the arms of 26 people and walked forward.

When Guan Yiyi regained consciousness.

He just saw Jiang Yang pointing at himself calmly.

"My sister, disabled.

ah?

What??

Shouldn't you just take out your work permit and take me in?

How did I become your sister??

wrong.

When did I become disabled?!

What the hell is going on?!

Didn't you say that you can enter through the main entrance?

Just pulling me to pretend to be a disabled person?!

no.

Where am I disabled!!

Even if you make it up, you should at least be reasonable!!

What the hell is this scalper doing!!!!

Feel the staring gazes from the crowd behind you.

immediately.

Guan Yiyi was dumbfounded.

The ticket-checking lady is probably in her fifties.

Sitting in front of the ticket window, she looked at Guan Yiyi suspiciously.

"This is disabled, Chu can come."

as a tourist attraction.

If the disabled come to visit, the entrance fee can be exempted.

The ticket aunt also receives some disabled people from time to time.

But Guan Yiyi in front of him.

The skin is like fat, and the eyes are like copper bells.

Except the expression looks a little dull now.

Doesn't look like a disabled person.

"It's a mute."

I heard the question from the ticket inspector.

A look of regret immediately appeared on Jiang Yang's face.

Sighing, he opened his mouth to answer.

Guan Yiyi at the side.

Mouths are all open, about to speak.

Hear Jiang Yang's words.

Immediately froze in place again.

"I am Nima! Hahahahahaha! The expression of doubting life appeared again!"

"I just said, this girl will definitely hate the anchor! Hahahahaha!"

"This girl can't figure it out until she dies. She just wanted to come to Kunming Mountain once, so why was she still classified as a disabled person?"

"It's not right for a girl to talk now, and it's not right if she doesn't talk, that's called a humiliation!

"Hahahahahahahahahaha! How can the anchor be so good at making the show so effective!"

"Such an acting skill, if I just came in, I would really treat customers as dumb!"

"Look at the girl's expression, laugh so hard that I want to throw up, hahahahaha!"

"I can't stand my family members, it makes me slowly, and my smiling face is sour."

"It's a pity this time. I don't have many daughters or wives."

"Brother-in-law! Stop it! Don't embarrass my wife like this!"

"Where's the pee brigade, hurry up and get out!"

Seeing Jiang Yang's invincible operation.

The audience in the live broadcast room suddenly couldn't sit still.

Barrages of barrages were sent rapidly.

The entire live broadcast room was almost covered by the words hahaha.

The effect of this program is indeed pulled to the top.

what what?!

I'm a dumb?!

Is this what disabled status is for me?!

How is this scarier than drilling a barren mountain? Hey!!!

Why are the scalpers in Yangcheng outrageous one by one!?!

what to do!

what to do!!

Or just turn around and leave?!

wrong!

Wouldn't that be a waste of five hundred yuan?!

Then I directly expose this scalper?

Not right!

That will definitely be regarded as a gang!!

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!

Lived for twenty years.

Guan Yiyi swears.

This moment is the most painful moment she has ever experienced.

Awkward!

shame!

She is not going now.

Stay is not.

Feel the eyes cast by the tourists who are queuing behind.

Guan Yiyi wished she could go straight into the barren hills now, and never come out again for the rest of her life!!

"My sister also has some brain problems."

Once said she was dumb in front of others. "

"She just can't react."

"Look, this mouth is just angry."

Before Guan Yiyi could recover from her shame.

Jiang Yang's words full of sighs and regrets appeared in Guan Yiyi's ears again.

At this time, the ticket-checking aunt suddenly had a look of enlightenment.

Immediately.

The eyes that looked at Guan Yiyi were full of pity.

"Oh, I am a mute, and my brain still has problems."

"It's easy to get angry when others say it.

The ticket-checking aunt muttered and sighed.

At this moment, she finally understood why Guan Yiyi had a dull expression on her face.

Finally, I can see why such a fair and clean little girl is dirty all over.

This kind of performance and expression doesn't look like acting at all.

"My neighbor Wang's eldest son is also mentally handicapped."

"Usually I can't control it, I run around like a child all day long, not to mention clothes, I can't even see the dirt on my body.

"This little girl looks clean, and it took a lot of thought to take care of her. 27

The ticket-checking aunt sighed and said.

She knows how troublesome it is to take care of a mentally handicapped person.

"That's not it."

Jiang Yang let out a long sigh, his brows filled with sorrow.

"It's not that taking advantage of the good weather today, I want to take her to Kunming Mountain for a stroll and relax.

I have time to rest every day, and during the day, I can only lock her at home. "

"well."

Jiang Yang's voice fell.

The regret and emotion on the face of the ticket-checking aunt became more profound.

"Tut tut."

"Such a beautiful little girl, I didn't expect to have such a problem."

"Go in quickly, take more walks, climb mountains and exercise."

While talking.

The aunt at the ticket gate let the two of them go in.

"Thank you for your concern, there are still many kind-hearted people in this world!"

Immediately.

Jiang Yang pulled Guan Yiyi and walked forward.

Thank you back.

Guan Yiyi at this time.

The brain has completely entered a dead state.

Blank.

Until being pulled forward by Jiang Yang.

Only then did he suddenly come back to his senses.

immediately.

The conversation in the previous ear.

It was like thunder.

It exploded directly in my mind.

I am not only dumb.

I'm still out of my mind??

I'm still retarded?!?

I opened my mouth because I was angry?!?

please!!

I just want to open my mouth to talk, okay?!

It was you who suddenly said that I am dumb.

I don't know what to do!

If I keep talking!

What consequences don't you know?!?

How could there be such an outrageous scalper!!!

And what the hell is the sympathy in the ticket-checking lady's eyes?!

My clothes are dirty because of drilling barren hills, okay?!

What is Wang Laoer's eldest son!

ah ah ah ah!

ah ah ah!

Even if you've come a long way.

Guan Yiyi seemed to still be able to feel the sympathetic gazes of the tourists queuing up behind her.

Can't help it.

Guan Yiyi shuddered.

Goosebumps popped up instantly.

Guan Yiyi is sure.

In my life, I may have experienced the most embarrassing thing.

That's it.

It's so embarrassing! Taishe is dead!

If I had known earlier, I would have come in like this.

Guan Yiyi was willing to spend 988 to buy a ticket at the original price.

No!

They are even willing to drill the barren hills again!

Even if you drill the barren hills for one day in a row.

It's even better than it is now!

Think of the scene just now.

Guan Yiyi's scalp felt numb instantly! Every strand of hair felt like it was about to stand up.

slowly.

Guan Yiyi turned her head.

With stiff eyes, he looked at Jiang Yang.

"You...can you explain to me."

Hearing Guan Yiyi's sudden question.

Jiang Yang just stopped in his tracks.

He opened his mouth without changing expression and heartbeat.

"Explain what?"

"explain………"

Guan Yiyi is at this moment.

Suddenly confused again.

really.

This scalper has nothing to explain.

People have said from the beginning that there are no tickets.

I also told myself that I had to enter from the main entrance.

Judging from the current situation.

I was indeed brought in by the scalper through the main entrance.

R.B.......

It's just why you have to use such a deadly method!!

I was first attacked by a scalper of 100 yuan

Pull to drill barren hills.

Fortunately, it is true that there is no drilling barren hills.

It also came in from the front door.

But why is there another dumb and mentally handicapped identity?!?

this moment.

Guan Yiyi was completely insane.

She wanted to question Jiang Yang.

But couldn't find a reason to ask.

But the scene just now.

Such an embarrassing social death again!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

A loud and broken scream.

It burst out directly from Guan Yiyi's mouth.

at this time.

The aunt at the ticket gate was startled by the sudden scream.

Immediately, the aunt looked at the sound with a confused face.

From 037 far away, he saw the figures of Jiang Yang and Guan Yiyi.

"Hey, this dumb man is really angry."

The ticket-checking lady shook her head regretfully.

In the live broadcast room at this time.

Become extremely silent.

Not a single barrage appeared.

It was as if all the audience had disappeared out of thin air.

only.

The silence did not last long.

next second.

The barrage of bullets is like a volcanic eruption.

It quickly covered the screen of the entire live broadcast room.

"Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha! I can't do it! I'm going to laugh!!"

"Co-authoring and entering through the main entrance is to let the girl pretend to be a disabled person!!"

"This girl's expression is simply too wonderful! Damn it! Hahahahahahahaha!"

"Should the anchor do something like this! God damn dumb! Hahahaha!"

"What's a dumb person?! He also gave the girl a mentally handicapped title! Hahahahaha!"

"Can you stop forcing me to laugh when I'm in a meeting, hahahahahahahaha!"

"I'm Nima! I put this girl's perspective, I might have passed out!"

"What to do! I want to see the host take the customer from the zoo to Kunming Mountain with the same method!"

"Hahahahahahaha, I'm afraid that little thing will have to cry on the spot!"

"It's good to cry, it's more like a mental retardation!"

"Laughed so hard that my stomach was cramping!"

"I'm sure, let's put aside how big the anchor's brain is, as far as his ability to make things happen, he can definitely be regarded as the second best among human beings!"

"Don't talk about human beings! Looking at the whole universe, you are number one! Hahahahahahaha!"

"This girl will leave a lifetime of psychological shadow!"

"Is this a lifetime? I can't get rid of these two lifetimes or three lifetimes!"

"In the future, whoever mentions Kunming Mountain in front of my sister, my sister will probably pass by immediately!"

"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

"How does the anchor manage to brag about P without changing his face or beating his heart!"

Strips of barrage, like a torrential rain, crazily washed away in the live broadcast room.

When the audience saw that Guan Yiyi was said to be dumb by Jiang Yang.

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed so hard that they couldn't take care of themselves.

But then I saw Guan Yiyi's embarrassing and collapsed expressions when he was treated as a mentally handicapped monkey.

Everyone couldn't help it.

What the hell.

Even if it is a comedy movie with a Douban score of 9.9.

Not so funny.

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