Transform Into A Beautiful Girl And Save The World

"Top, top, top! Fucking Gou Sanlang! Don't stick to Qi Moxuan's side all the time, you are the top laner, the top laner! Protecting the ADC is a support job, you resist the damage for me!"

In the noisy 319 dormitory, Li Xiaohai yelled at Gou Sanlang, who was in the clinic. On the screen, the two teams were confronting each other nervously. At this moment, a full 30 minutes had passed in the game, and the development of both sides had already arrived. In the late stage, the two adcs of each other are already equipped with six gods. As long as they seize a chance of output, then the well-developed adc can harvest all the heads of the other party.

In the game, the character controlled by Gou Sanlang flickered for a moment, and a super thick shield hung on his body, and then Gou Sanlang rushed into the faces of the five opponents with a horse.

For a while, Gou Sanlang relied on his character's blood and control, and caught all five opponents by surprise. They didn't know why this top laner who had been cowardly next to his own ADC dared to start a team so violently.

But just taking advantage of being so dazed, the jungler Li Xiaohai played followed.

The white hero wields a big sword and slashes. Under Li Xiaohai's control, every level A has a small skill.

Under such a combo, Li Xiaohaiping's A's damage was getting higher and higher, and in the blink of an eye, the fourth move was reached, and this fourth move directly crippled the opponent's support!

This is the characteristic of the hero that Li Xiaohai plays. Using skills after each attack can double the damage of the next level a.

For the sake of balance, the designer gave this hero an extremely low value for such a terrible mechanism. Even in the later stage, the first three attacks of this hero are like mosquitoes scratching their itch.

It is not until the fourth attack that it can meet the normal damage of a hero, so this hero extremely tests the player's positioning and timing of joining the group, otherwise the opponent will focus on fire before the combo is stacked.

"No, Ruiwen rushed in! Hurry up. Stop his combo!"

The five opponents immediately realized what Li Xiaohai was going to do, they must not let Li Xiaohai connect Ping A, but as a supernatural being, Li Xiaohai reacted extremely quickly.

Before the five people's attacks reached him, yellow light shrouded Li Xiaohai's character.

In the next instant, the big sword appeared on the opponent's ADC, and Li Xiaohai seized the opportunity of a few tenths of a second to chop the fifth and sixth attacks.

The normal attacks that have been superimposed to a huge amount are simply not what the frail body of the ADC can bear.

Slashing with the big sword, the opponent's ADC turned into a grave.

But then the four people's attack, which was a beat slower, also landed on Li Xiaohai's body, and Li Xiaohai's screen turned gray.

But he was not frustrated at all, instead he shouted excitedly!

"Hurry up! Qi Moxuan! Come on!"

"Decree!"

On the screen, Qi Moxuan's character was as fast as a ghost, and five arrows were nailed to the character closest to Qi Moxuan.

With a bang, the character's blood bar was evaporated like a pond under the summer sun, and blood-colored smoke drifted out from the tomb after the character's death. Removed the negative status of bleeding poison.

There were a few more swishes, and against the three people who had no output position, Qi Moxuan took three heads and completed quadruple kills without any effort.

"Win, win!"

Along the way, Qi Moxuan was in full swing. After clicking the big local crystal, he shouted excitedly, ushering in the first victory of the 319 dormitory team building.

"Finally... finally won, damn it, finally won!"

Li Xiaohai covered his face and wept, in order to take away these two pitfalls, he even did not hesitate to take out his role of housekeeper to win such a narrow and narrow victory.

"Great."

Qi Moxuan and Gou Sanlang slapped each other excitedly, and Gou Sanlang who turned around covered the hand that was striking Qi Moxuan and secretly made up his mind that he would never wash this hand again.

Afterwards, he fell down on the pillow of Wilderness Red, fully enjoying Hong Bao's soft chest that does not exist in reality.

Dingling, Gou Sanlang's cell phone rang, which reminded Cai Gou Sanlang that he just ordered a three-person barbecue that should have arrived by now, but after playing the game, he sounded tired and really didn't want to move, so he shook his hand explain.

"Our barbecue is here, whoever goes down to get it. Say it first, I will pay for this meal, and you two will push one down."

Qi Moxuan and Li Xiaohai looked at each other, they were also lazy dogs who had just fought such a thrilling team battle, and wanted to lie on the bed properly, so they shied away from each other.

"Ah, my waist is broken.",

Qi Moxuan suddenly fell on the bed clutching his waist.

"I'm afraid it will take fifteen minutes to repair it, Brother Haizi, you should go."

But Li Xiaohai just said lightly

"I led the team battle just now, you have to think carefully about how to repay my kindness for leading you."

Finally, after a stalemate, the two could only choose the most common rock-paper-scissors

It's just that Qi Moxuan has never been a lucky person, and he has always played luck games very badly.

So in the end, Qi Moxuan lost all three games, got out of bed without any suspense, put on his shoes and went downstairs to get takeaway.

"Don't forget to bring your badge, or the housekeeper won't let you come back."

As soon as Qi Moxuan walked out, he heard Li Xiaohai's instructions behind him.

This reminded Qi Moxuan, he touched his pocket, confirmed that the badge was in his trouser pocket, and went downstairs.

Walking down the third floor, Qi Moxuan immediately saw the takeaway boy in yellow clothes standing at the door of the dormitory.

The takeaway boy's grade is not about 27 or 28, but for some reason, Qi Moxuan looks at him like a young man who is tortured by conservative reality in TV dramas.

The takeaway guy with a bitter face didn't seem to notice Qi Moxuan's arrival behind him, he was still on the phone

"Ah Xu, do you want to come to the game? I decided to come back."

It's just that the little brother didn't say a few words, there was a beeping sound on the other side of the phone, as if he was hung up.

"Don't hang up..."

The takeaway boy said a little disappointed, the shrugged shoulders made Qi Moxuan feel that he was a little bit down again.

"Ah, I'm with the tail number 5378... Is it my takeaway in your hand?"

Qi Moxuan interrupted the delivery guy's solo emo a little inappropriately, because he is really hungry now...

The takeaway boy turned around, and Qi Moxuan clearly saw a little reflection in his eye sockets.

"Yes yes, sorry something just happened."

But he didn't seem to notice. He looked at the list stuck on the plastic bag, confirmed it was correct, and handed it to Qi Moxuan.

After the barbecue was over, Qi Moxuan looked at the delivery boy with a little sympathy, but at the moment he had already ridden on the electric bike and was sitting there talking on the phone without starting it.

"Lao Li, do you have any plans to come back..."

"Don't laugh at me, I know I'm going to be 30 now, and I can't play games when I'm older, but I still want to win a championship, even if it's the worst and most worthless championship in history..."

With a whoosh, the takeaway boy turned on the battery and rode away.

And Qi Moxuan, who was standing not far away and secretly listening to the conversation, couldn't help thinking of the big professional brother who encouraged him to play professionally. That big brother also always talked about the championship, but Qi Moxuan no longer yearned for such things as game championships.

Qi Moxuan carried the barbecue and walked to the window of the dormitory manager. Inside the window, a white-haired old man was staring at the screen in front of him. The screen reflected wise light on his deep eyes.

Qi Moxuan took out his badge, and just as he was about to hand it over to the old man, he heard the old man curse with viciousness with trembling lips.

"Byd little bastard, who reported it!"

"Forehead........"

This sound startled Qi Moxuan, but he couldn't get angry and could only ask with a frown.

"What's the matter, sir?"

"The website I just favorited for a short time has been blocked!"

The two tufts of beard under the uncle's nose were flickering, and he grabbed the phone screen with the red exclamation mark on it and showed it to Qi Moxuan.

【Web site access prohibited】

[Federal government laws and laws and Xiao X Security Center detection, this website contains illegal solicitation content, access has been prohibited]

Several large characters appeared on the screen, and there was a line of inconspicuous small characters below.

【Human beings are really useless, they only look for such nasty things to satisfy their desires————Xiao X】

Qi Moxuan's face froze, and he asked again, "Master, your website???"

But it was obvious that the housekeeper in front of him didn't intend to explain to Qi Moxuan in detail, he yelled.

"This is the only hobby left at my age! The bastard of the dog day even reported the website"

...Qi Moxuan felt that he didn't need to ask anymore, he probably already knew what the website this uncle was talking about.....

"Young man, why do you look at me with such eyes? Don't the young people nowadays have any sympathy? Does no one take pity on me, a good old man who is getting old? Where is the sympathy? Where is the love? Where, where are the website resources?"

Qi Moxuan covered his ears so that he would not be disturbed, and finally pressed down with his hands to signal for the other party to be quiet.

"Master, calm down first, I'll give you the website and you can see if it's okay."

Hearing Qi Moxuan's words, the housekeeper's deep eyes lit up immediately, he quickly handed the phone to Qi Moxuan, and said impatiently.

"Quick, quick, I like a sympathetic young man like you."

Qi Moxuan recalled the websites he knew in his life.

Due to some small reasons of his own, Qi Moxuan actually didn't take much interest in such frightening things, so that he was complained more than once by people around him whether he was frigid.

Mainly because of the Red of the Wild, as long as Qi Moxuan is on any strange forum, he can always see his own notebook or a small face-changing video posted on the homepage, which makes him very uncomfortable.

He vaguely remembered that when he followed a post on a hero's internal forum, the reviews of the entire post suddenly turned to colleagues around He Sesel.

And the young and cute, soft and glutinous Wilderness Red has unfortunately become the hardest hit area for single heroes.

Qi Moxuan even saw someone spreading the red book of the wilderness in front of his face.

As a result of the mobile phone, Qi Moxuan found that his hand sank suddenly. The weight of this mobile phone seemed to be much heavier than ordinary mobile phones, like a brick.

Qi Moxuan thought for a while, and entered a series of letters on the mobile browser, and then the page jumped, and a white advertisement picture jumped out.

"Give."

Qi Moxuan returned the phone to the uncle, and the happy uncle nodded repeatedly and said

"good good good good."

This website was discovered by Qi Moxuan when Li Xiaohai accidentally leaked a face-swapping video the day before yesterday.

Feeling that his reputation has been violated, Qi Moxuan ordered Li Xiaohai to delete all the videos within three days.

Li Xiaohai, who was already prepared for a beating, obediently followed suit. After all, the video he made was different from the book, which was enough for him to go to jail a few times.

Fortunately, the person whose face was changed has a good temper, otherwise he would have to be beaten up for guarantee.

It’s just that deleting so many videos is a laborious task, and it’s only half deleted so far.

"Master, can I go in?"

Qi Moxuan looked at the dormitory uncle with bright eyes.

"Ok, Ok."

The uncle nodded happily.

After this little episode, Qi Moxuan happily walked into the dormitory with the barbecue, but he was a little curious about what the dormitory supervisor could watch at such an age.

So he turned his head slowly and glanced at the screen of the housekeeper.

I saw a white-haired girl wearing a cloth that could only cover the key parts, doing some sexy movements around a steel pipe, her white skin was dazzling.

Qi Moxuan stopped in his tracks, because he was familiar with the face of the white-haired girl.

"this....."

Finding that the old man next to Qi Moxuan who was staring straight at him had no intention of covering up, he turned his phone to Qi Moxuan and said.

"I didn't expect you to like the red of the wilderness. My grandson really likes her. He always buys a lot of peripherals at home. Gradually, I like her too."

"Well........"

Qi Moxuan felt dizzy when he heard the old man's words, and he almost lost his footing.

"The young man is so excited, how about I recommend some up masters who specialize in wilderness red?"

When the uncle saw the young man in front of him shaking his body, he mistakenly thought it was because he was too excited to stand still, so he recommended it to him.

"No...no need..."

"Let me tell you, there is a man named Haikuotian..."

"No!"

Qi Moxuan covered his ears and ran away

"Young man, let's add a q, if there are any new discoveries, we can share them with each other!"

The uncle yelled, Qi Moxuan climbed up the stairs with both hands and feet without looking back, and the sound of ding ding ding echoed in the corridor.

"Young people nowadays are really shy."

The uncle sat comfortably on the chair, watching the sexy dance on the screen.