Transformation: Start With Delicious Food And Become The Strongest Female Anchor
Chapter 98: Shi Han Tells Jokes! Everyone Was Cheated!
It’s simply a waste of natural resources!
This is the thought in the minds of all water lovers, even those who don’t understand computers!
Xiaohan’s case
This price can't even afford the five pairs of slippers they wear, right?
However.
It’s just this ugly, rustic chassis, and the various configurations inside it already cost 100,000 yuan in total!
In comparison.
Their chassis costs one to two hundred yuan, but the configuration inside is some of the worst!
Some even don’t have graphics cards!
Thinking of what the water friends said just now, they even helped Shi Han look at the configuration, which really made people blush.
I saw friends talking about my chassis.
Shi Han put his hands on his hips and said confidently.
"What do you know! I value inner beauty more!"
"For example, I look ordinary on the outside, but I'm gentle and kind on the inside. I belong to that kind of inner beauty!"
The water friends narrowed their eyes when they heard this.
Then several question marks appeared on my head.
"It may be difficult to determine whether there is inner beauty, but are you serious about being ordinary?"
"It can still be said that it is Wuqi, but it cannot be said that it is mediocre."
"Driving on any broken roads."
"Honey! I won't allow you to bury yourself like this!"
"Lady, don't belittle yourself online. You should study more and improve your abilities and knowledge. Let me test you with a common sense question. What is your WeChat ID?"
Seeing that the direction of the live broadcast room has gone astray again.
Shi Han looked at the camera, patted his head and said.
"Okay, let's get down to business! Let's test the performance of the computer!"
Then she moved the mouse and logged into the browser with a single click, and started downloading the game.
Internet speed is fast. 723
The computer itself is also fast.
soon.
Shi Han boarded LOL, which was the platinum number in her area.
At this time, question marks floated across the live broadcast room again.
"You bought such an expensive configuration and you just want to play this thing?"
"Xiaohan, let's play with a prostitute in the wilderness. I heard it's quite fun."
"They call them big escorts! Escorts!"
"Xiaohan, join me, I'll help you show off and fly! We are two pairs, and we can kill the invincible opponents in the area!"
Just when Shi Han ignored the soaring barrage.
suddenly.
The system voice rang in my mind.
[Ding! Activate the current mission!]
[Task: Play any game live with water friends, shorten the distance between yourself and water friends, and prove that the host is an approachable anchor! 】
[Reward: Random master-level skills!]
Um?
Shi Han was a little stunned.
This system task has not been activated for a while, at least not during the seven days of military training.
This sudden sound was really unexpected.
but.
In fact, this task was quite interesting, so Shi Yuan decided to do it without even thinking about it.
"Come on, I'll create a custom room, set a password, and I'll pick people to play with.
Shi Han said this.
The barrages that were still struggling with the test configuration all disappeared.
"Choose me, Xiaohan! I am the Grandmaster of District 1, let me do it!"
"I am the king of the suburbs. The trumpet ID in the first district is so handsome that I want to improve! Although the trumpet is black, my skills are not bad!
"Pull me, Xiaohan!"
[Yasuo's unique skill brother]: "Xiaohan asked me to come! I compress Thief Six, you can say that I am Yasuo Bensuo!"
Looking at these barrages.
Su Nan's confident and conspicuous barrage was quickly discovered by Shi Han.
"Oh, brother Suozi, you are so cruel, so I'll drag you in."
Immediately.
Shi Han gave a thumbs up.
He sent the room password to Sunan's account.
at this time.
Water friends have also discovered that it seems that the barrages posted must not only be confident, but also arrogant! In this way, the bacteria will be more likely to pick on them!
Immediately start organizing the language and typing on the keyboard.
"I have so many heroes, especially the male guns! Kill them all with two shots! Holy guns and scumbag writing are just rubbish in my eyes! I'm just raising pigs in the opposite jungle area!"
“This netizen named Wo Gua is crazy! It’s you!”
"I killed 100 people in the bottom lane of VN! Even if the gods come, they can't stop me!"
"Okay, come on!"
"My left foot is in trouble and my right hand is in trouble. If my mother hadn't allowed me to play in the game, otherwise I would be the world's number one top laner sitting at Shuimu University!"
"You are confident! But can you beat Laetmi?"
Look at these extremely arrogant barrages.
Shi Han immediately communicated the password privately and let the other party enter the room she created.
Soon.
Including Shi Han, ten people were already in the room!
He was talking very wildly just now.
Shi Han pulled everyone into his own team.
And those who were not so crazy, or those who were crazy and had a guilty conscience, were put on the opposite side by Shi Han!
Didn’t think too much!
Start playing directly!
I can only say that it is expensive, but the only drawback is that it is expensive!
The game runs really smoothly.
Under the clear picture of the 4K display, Shi Han clearly saw that one of his teammates was treated like a pig and killed by the opponent.
The first top laner in Shuimu University, the first wave of troops is not dead yet.
He gave first blood.
He said that he killed the Wo Gua on the opposite side with two shots and was chased in the wild area.
Flash also hit the wall.
The AD who said he wanted to kill 100 people and was unstoppable by God, looked like he was doing just fine with the last hit, but once he started fighting, he flashed into the opponent's big move and took a shower.
Even Sunan.
His Yasuo has died more than twenty times.
But he still keeps showing off his dog tags......
Shi Han, who had originally planned to easily hit the assistant to hold his thigh, was even more helpless.
He was also (aeaf) killed more than a dozen times.
Moreover, the water friend opposite seemed to be a pervert. Several times, a group of people came down to surround her and kill her.
It seemed like he was doing something interesting.
In fact, this is nothing.
But as a teammate, Sunan made a mark every time.
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This game was really like killing a pig, it was over in less than twenty minutes.
Shi Han had a headache looking at the live broadcast camera.
The water friends who were sitting and watching the show were already crazy with fun!
"Hahaha! They are all top quality. They say they are awesome, but they are all lies!"
"I'm laughing so hard! Who are these people looking for!"
"I'm going to eat a hundred bowls of rice!"
"You decide what I eat in my stomach. I fully devote myself to every meal..."
"No world championship is as good as this one!"
originally.
Shi Han also planned to complete the mission and play a few more games with water friends.
Now my mentality is broken.
Listening to the task settlement in the system, she quickly quit the game.
"Ahem! This has been tested. There is no problem with the configuration and it runs smoothly! Next, download something first!"
When downloading software.
Shi Han activates a random master-level skill and sees what skill he will draw.
soon.
She discovered that the skill she had drawn was called Duan Zi Shou...
Do you want her to tell a joke?
Shi Han didn't think much about it. He looked at it and exited the system. Thinking that he would try it out later, he continued to download the software.
And at this time.
It was already six o'clock.
Tang Zixuan saw Shi Han playing so fascinated and did not disturb her.
I went to cook very consciously.
It's time to get off work now.
Some water friends and passers-by returned home, turned on their computers, and started watching Shi Han's live broadcast, intending to take a look at the female anchor who was discussed by many people today.
Some people simply came to watch the fun.
But saw Shi Han's face.
They couldn't understand any game or Internet language, but they looked at Shi Han's face with gusto.
At this moment.
Shi Han coughed twice and began to use this newly acquired skill.
He paused before speaking.
"Does everyone feel hot today?"
Although it is already September, the weather is still hot.
As the sun prepares to set, the temperature drops slightly and becomes cooler.
The water friends listened to Shi Han's concern.
They all sent out definite barrages.
When Shi Han saw it, the smile on his face disappeared.
Instead he sighed.
"It's very hot, isn't it? I have something to tell you, because maybe you will feel cooler after hearing it."
The live broadcast room was quiet for a while.
But Shi Han's words aroused everyone's curiosity, and they all started asking.
only.
For some reason, everyone has some bad premonitions in their hearts.
In the live broadcast, Shi Han continued to breathe a long sigh of relief, with lowered eyebrows and a depressed mood.
"Actually, I have hidden something from everyone for a long time..."
"I'm going to have another surgery to remove useless human body tissues. The last surgery was not very satisfactory. I don't know if I can survive this time..."
The live broadcast room became quieter.
Everyone couldn't believe it when they heard the news, and even some water friends started to shake their hands.
The new netizens were even more silent.
After a long time.
Only a few sparse barrages appeared in the live broadcast room.
"Xiaohan, are you telling the truth? No?"
"Oh my God! Why would such a beautiful girl fall in love? It's so cruel!"
"Fuck, I can't accept it!'
"Xiao Han should not be short of money, and she said that, there is a high probability..."
"Is there really little hope?"
"Well, I just checked, this so-called useless accessory tissue should be hair...so the surgery Xiaohan is talking about should be hair cutting!"
As time goes by.
Some water friends still found the truth of the matter!
Everyone was deceived!
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