Transformed into a cat, I dominated the meow world and was exposed by the whole network

Chapter 85: Xiao Yu! Your rice balls! It bullied me again! 【Ask for full order】.

“This is not fucking hurtful, extremely insulting!”

“Die of laughter!”

“Hahaha, being crushed by a cat’s IQ, this feels very uncomfortable.”

“Well, Tangyuan’s IQ is higher than that of everyone here!”

“Poof, buddy is going to laugh over.”

“It is estimated that this goddess did not expect ah, she was actually ridiculed by a cat today

“No way, Tangyuan is like this, otherwise Professor Wang would not have gone to the hospital.”

“Upstairs, Professor Wang’s entry into the hospital is his own business, okay, don’t push everything to my house, okay??”

“It’s just, is it a mistake that my family Tangyuan is so smart??”

At this time, Zhang Xiaowen’s busy appearance was in sharp contrast to Tangyuan’s calmness and calmness. And the big and small gap is very huge, so if you look at it, it is even more obvious.

After all, no matter how you say Tangyuan, it’s just an ordinary kitten.

But at this time, Zhang Xiaowen, as a person, has a look of being disliked by the kitten. This kind of picture is still very hilarious.

Tangyuan’s murderous look is simply amazing!!

“Ahhh!!”

Zhang Xiaowen’s whole person is going crazy, so she has been ridiculed by cats, who can bear this! She glanced at Tangyuan’s eyes.

At this moment, she felt that Tangyuan seemed to say: “You better give up, you can’t do it, just you??? Just you??? Just you?? Cut, garbage!! ”

All in all, although Tangyuan didn’t say a word, Zhang Xiaowan felt as if he was scolded by Tangyuan!!!

If she was a little skeptical before, then now it is completely certain!! Yes, Tangyuan is now taunting her!!

What a mockery of the red fruit.

Yes!!!!! 【Marmot call】

Absolutely not!! How can I be looked down upon by a cat!!

In fact, Zhang Xiaowan has always known that Tangyuan has a high IQ, but this is also the reason why she likes Tangyuan. After all, before this, Zhang Xiao would not be close to cats and dogs if he said anything.

Even Yan, she hates cats very much.

Because she thinks these animals are so stupid, they have to be taken care of by humans every day, and they make a mess of the house.

The reason why there has been such a huge change is that Tangyuan taught Zhang Xiaowen step by step in this process.

It’s also a new acquaintance with cats!! Even…

I don’t know when Zhang Xiaoyao even had a desire to challenge in his heart!! Yes, she wants to be recognized by Tangyuan!!

No matter from what aspect.

“No, I must make this steamed carp!”

Zhang Xiaowen said that she would not admit defeat in anything, and then squatted down directly, ready to pick up the carp. It is said that conquering a man begins with his stomach!!

So, conquer tangyuan, start by conquering a carp!

In other words, if you can’t conquer even a fish, then what can you use to conquer tangyuan??? Zhang Xiaowen gritted her silver teeth, and she had already made up her mind in her heart!!

Kill the fish! On the pot! Blackened!

Tang Yuan looked helpless, and let go to the side very familiarly, “Meow!” [You come to the duck! ] 】”

Zhang Xiaowen rubbed her hands unconvinced, then closed one eye and reached out to catch the fish.

“Ah!!!”

The fish, which had not moved at all a second ago, jumped alive again the moment her hand touched. Frightened, Zhang Xiaowen screamed chaotically, and broke the gong in a second.

From a woman to a sick petite.

Tangyuan hurriedly covered his ears on the side, almost falling off.

“Hahaha!!!!ha

“I’m laughing straight at the horse, okay!”

“Killing people is also!!! heart”

“I’m leaning, kill the pig! Kill the pig!! ”

“I’m going to die of laughter at home today, I really can’t stand it!!”

“How can it be so funny???”

“It is clear that you can rely on appearance, you have to rely on strength!!”

“Hahahahaha, people at home, already laughing.”

“It’s so funny, this fish also bullies our little sister.”

“It’s just, why didn’t you pick when Tangyuan held you down just now???”

Seeing such a humorous picture, the audience in the live broadcast room has long been laughing out of pigs.

This little sister looked blackened one second, and the next second she directly transformed back into a well-behaved little girl….

This sudden change of face, coupled with the huge movement of this fish, is really very joyful.

Coupled with the appearance of Tangyuan covering his ears and hiding far away at this time, it is even more difficult to stop laughing.

Zhang Xiaowen grabbed the fish that was jumping alive, but said nothing to let go.

At the same time, it is very rhythmic, and it screams again and again as the fish beat. Throughout the kitchen, there was a piercing scream.

Tangyuan frowned, and inside a pair of big watery eyes, this moment was full of helplessness and torture.

“Meow.”

Tangyuan sighed desperately.

Every time this nizi comes, she must be herself, toss him unbearably before she gives up. Even sometimes Tangyuan can’t figure out how an iceberg goddess like Qin Ze Yu can have such a funny girlfriend???

Moreover, it is not an ordinary comic ratio, it is the kind of tease that people cannot accept. To exaggerate, it is a fool!!

Bai has such a cute face and such a perfect body, but it’s a pity that his brain is not well developed.

“Poof, Tangyuan’s face is full of disgust, I just fainted with laughter.”

“Hahahaha, what is the experience of being rejected by a pet cat???”

“[I’m despised by cats]”

“Can this call the police??? Hahaha, a cat looks down on humans. ”

“Tangyuan’s little expression is so cute, I can’t stand it anymore.”

“Hahaha, interesting, it’s so funny.”

“I really want to have a rice ball at home, it’s so cute.”

However, although the picture at this time was noisy, it also made the audience in the live broadcast room feel a burst of cordiality.

After all, they thought that Zhang Xiaowen would be the kind of iceberg goddess like Qin Zeyu, the kind that must be far away from them.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Xiaowen’s personality is similar to the personality of most girls they have seen in their lives. Instead, it makes the audience in the live broadcast room have a closer feeling.

After some resistance, Zhang Xiao threw the fish into the basin with a look of horror. In an instant, the splash was everywhere, and it was also considered a full applause.

Zhang Xiaowen widened her cute eyes, wrinkled her nose and pointed at the fish and scolded: “Stinky boy! Look I’m ready to drown you!! ”

“？？？？？？？”

“？？？？？？”

“Hahaha, drowned fish!!”

“Hearing this, the fish’s mouth laughed crookedly.”

“Fish: I love hearing you humans say this.”

“It is estimated that if this fish can successfully escape, this matter will be spread all over the sea as a cold joke.”

“Hahahaha, brothers, I can’t laugh anymore.”

“After many years, humans finally conquered the sea and deciphered the language of the fish, guess what they say???”

“Say what???”

“They are all saying that many years ago, a human caught a fish and said he was going to drown him!!”

“Hahahahaha, it’s over, my special meow’s mouth is laughing, this little sister is too cute.”

At this moment, the barrage in the live broadcast room was filled with laughter. Basically, at a glance, all of them are typing hahaha.

The tension of the cat and dog battle in the morning, this moment is completely gone. Instead, it was a kind of comedy like never before.

The audience who just came in thought that this was a live broadcast that amused the cat, otherwise why did these people laugh so happily??

But after these new viewers watched it for a while, they found that this is a live broadcast that amuses cats, this is cats amusing.

At this time, Tangyuan stood on the side, directly leaned back tactically, at this time it was a complete emoji, without typing on the face, you can see at a glance that it is looking at the eyes of a fool.

Drowning fish???

This girl can’t spread it!! You don’t know that fish can’t swim??? Hey, it can only be said that the current development of the motherland is too strong.

Some parents protect their children too well, like some young masters, they don’t know that fish live in the water, not to mention that this kind of thing is really likely to happen!!!

After all, what they see is all at the dinner table. I may not have been to the wet market, as for the textbooks….

There really isn’t any book that says that fish live in water.

Even.. Monography.

After all, this kind of common-sense knowledge, I am afraid that no one dreams of publishing books, but no one will know it???

Tangyuan shook his head helplessly.

I really don’t know if this Zhang Xiaowen really doesn’t know, or pretends to be here, and wants to design and harm himself… No matter which possibility, under Zhang Xiao’s heart that is so vicious, the fish will jump even more happily, so that Zhang Xiao will not dare to move!

Looking at this picture, Zhang Xiaoyan frowned and muttered with a surprised face: “This fish, holding your breath is so bad!” ”

Tangyuan: Audience: “God he meow breath holding!!”

You wouldn’t think this fish was snorkeling!!

Boy!!!!!!

She’s not pretending!! Is she really stupid!!!!!

Tangyuan slapped his forehead heavily, and he completely understood. Zhang Xiaowen, not for a second is pretending to be funny.

She’s really funny!!

Then, Tangyuan stepped forward helplessly.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Xiaowen looked at Tangyuan suspiciously. What do you want to do with tangyuan???

Can’t wait to eat it raw???

Also, cats, it is also very common to eat fish raw. But eating raw fish is a bit unhygienic, he..

Finally found a place to teach the rice balls lesson!! Very good!

But at this time, I saw Tangyuan slowly pressing his paw on the forehead of the fish! And then…….

The short cat’s claw was fiercely forced at this moment. Bang!!

“The head of the fish hit the bottom of the basin hard!!”

“Pounce! Strike! Strike! ”

The fish tail struggled for a while, and he saw that the tangyuan was about to be pressed, but at this moment, he suddenly stared at the fish with wide eyes.

【Elvis Halo!! Turn on to the maximum!! 】

A suffocating feeling from genes, directly towards that fish attack! The fish’s body trembled, as if it had received an electric shock.

“After struggling for a while, I instantly settled down, motionless in the water and well-behaved like a living!”

“！！！！！！！！！！！！！”

“？？？？？？？？？”

“I lean!! To catch fish, you still have to come to the cat, there is a talk!! ”

“Is there so much strength on Tangyuan’s claw?? I didn’t expect it. ”

“Tangyuan can do this!!”

“Yes, yes, as soon as I get started, this fish just doesn’t dare to move.”

“The young lady saw it and tears flowed.”

“I’m going, magic???? Tangyuan is actually magical!! ”

“Awesome!! That’s awesome!! ”

“It’s worthy of being the Tangyuan Emperor, it’s just outrageous, he opened the door to the outrageous and got home!!”

“Yes, yes, it’s just too fierce.”

“If you tame dogs, you can tame fish??? Outrageous my day!! ”

At this time, although the fish in the water said that they were not dead, only their tails were gently wagging.

It looked as if it was suspended by Tang Yuan’s body-fixing technique, which made the live broadcast room can’t help but marvel.

After all, this fish was a little unable to catch even Zhang Xiaowen, but at this time, it was directly pressed into the water by Tangyuan, which was much smaller than her.

At this moment, the audience in the live broadcast room really didn’t know whether Zhang Xiaowen’s strength was small or tangyuan’s strength was great.

Seeing this picture, Nuan Nuan asked in amazement: “Professor Huang, what is the situation??? Why did the fish suddenly stop moving? Is the strength of tangyuan so great? ”

Hearing this, Professor Huang was stunned for a moment.

It stands to reason that some animals are a little more explosive than human women. But……

This doesn’t seem to include pet cats!!!

For a while, she didn’t know how to explain, and the ghost made God spit out four big words: “Something.” ”

“？？？？？？？”

“Good fellow!! All the staff were made to lose their minds by Tangyuan. ”

“Hahahahaha, it’s really hilarious!!”

······· Ask for flowers··….

“Brothers, I can’t laugh anymore, hahahaha.”

“How can there be such a funny live broadcast???”

“Okay, how about the cat’s daily leisurely live broadcast??? Why are the people inside and the guests in the main live broadcast room losing their minds??? ”

“Hahahaha, gradually forgot the title.”

At this moment, countless viewers in front of the screen are already rolling around on the bed with their stomachs covered with laughter, or in class, holding back a pig cry.

No way, it’s just too tumultuous.

This is a living witness to a cat driving a group of adults crazy!! It is also a perfect interpretation of those collapse moments of adults.

At this time, Zhang Xiaowen was completely messy standing on the side. It’s over…..

I’m afraid I won’t live long, and my strength is not as big as a pet cat???

It’s over……..

I can’t even beat the rice balls!! Woohoo!! Zhang Xiaowen inexplicably felt a fear in her heart.

I treated Tangyuan like that in the past, and now Tangyuan will not declare a personal vendetta, drag her to beat???

But at this time, Tangyuan seemed to have no idea of wanting “domestic violence” at all. Instead, he slowly fished out the fish and threw it on the cutting board.

And then……

“Snap!”

Tangyuan stepped on the head of the fish, and the fish was completely motionless.

Tang Yuan looked at Zhang Xiaowen, who was still frantically making up the plot on the side at this time, then stepped back, stretched out his claws and pointed to the motionless fish on the cutting board: “Meow [Okay, you can come.” 】”

“？？？？？？？？”

“Woooo Actually killed the fish in giving it to people!! ”

“Yes, yes, if the rice balls are a person”

“Definitely a master of twisting bottle caps.”

“Hahaha, I didn’t expect it, I didn’t expect it, Tangyuan is actually so good?”

“Tangyuan: I’m not deliberately single, I just don’t want to show my charm easily.”

“Hahaha, tangyuan this damn charm.”

“Woo hoo, the young lady must be very impressed!!”

“Little sister: I’m touched by a chicken!! It looks like I’m a waste!! ”

Before this, the audience in the live broadcast room never dreamed of it.

Today’s live broadcast is actually a change from the previous painting style, and suddenly Tangyuan is no longer the existence of the weak naughty ghost in front of Qin Zeyu.

At this time, in front of Zhang Xiaowen, he was more like a parent who hated iron but not steel. Boy!! What is the experience of a person when he is disliked and reprimanded by a cat??? I’m afraid that only Zhang Xiaowen in the picture knows.

Zhang Xiaowen was completely messy at this time: “!!!! Yes!!!!! What the hell!!!! ”

But at the same time, Zhang Xiaowen’s spirit of victory and defeat suddenly came up.

It’s okay to lose yourself!! But you can’t lose to Tangyuan!!

I don’t believe it, I can’t even compare to a cat by myself!!!

“Today, I have to make this steamed fish!”

And then……

Zhang Xiaowen picked up the knife again, and Tangyuan quickly dodged tactically, while preparing a bandage.

“You!!!”

Zhang Xiaowen pursed her lips, clenched her fists, and a flame burned in her chest!! Don’t ask, ask is blackened!

It’s just a pity…..

After all, it is just incompetent rage.

“Ugh!”

When I went to the scales, I rowed my hands.

“Yay!”

A large pot was poured while adding sugar.

“Woohoo!”

When I was boiling the seasoning, I was stirred by the oil.

“Wow!”

This is, the fire is on fire.

The whole kitchen…

It’s a complete mess.

It is also extremely appropriate to use the four words of chicken flying eggs to describe it.

Tangyuan: Audience in the live broadcast room:

The audience and Tangyuan were speechless. All curious about a question.

How did this man live to this age? Hours later….

“Crunch…..”

The sound of pushing the door sounded, and Qin Zeyu returned.

As soon as she pushed open the door, she couldn’t help frowning, and smelled the various complicated smells of the house with a look of understanding.

“Hmm????”

Qin Zeyu looked around suspiciously, looking for the source of the strange taste.

“The goddess is back, hahaha!!”

“My goddess’s expression is also hot.”

“Hahaha, this is wonderful.”

“The goddess hurry to the kitchen, two naughty ghosts are making a big fuss in the kitchen!!”

“Hahahaha, die of laughter!!”

“I’ve already imagined the image of waiting for the next two people to be trained together.”

“Poof!! Don’t say it, I want to laugh when I say it. ”

Qin Zeyu’s personality has always been stable and mature.

has always been not angry with himself, and coming back at this moment reminded the audience in the live broadcast room of playing at home when they were children.

Then the picture when their parents came back, not to mention, the fear really made them dream back to their childhood. And right now.

“Meow!!!”

Tangyuan jumped out of the kitchen with a look of horror, covered in hairstands, obviously frightened. Then, he rushed into Qin Zeyu’s arms.

The expression is very aggrieved.

It’s like saying, “You don’t know how I spent this time when you left, I’ve been through so much!” Too much! ”

“Hahahahaha!!!”

“I’m just laughing crazy!”

“Laughing to death hahahaha!”

“Happy Death!!!”

“Good fellow, tossed for an afternoon, stunned and didn’t eat a bite of meat.”

“[Dead Tangyuan]”

“Hahaha, I didn’t expect that there is actually a king of fla here.”

“Don’t be hungry for rice balls, don’t meow the kitchen.”

“Young sister: Come, Tangyuan, it’s time to drink medicine!! Hahaha!! ”

The audience laughed all afternoon, and at this time their laughing mouths were about to cramp.

And Zhang Xiao wanted to see Qin Zeyu returning, also with tears in his eyes, pouted and walked out, and said aggrievedly

“Woooo

“Xiaoming!”

“Your family is tangyuan, and it bullies me again!”

: Audience in the live broadcast room: “?????? ”

Good one again!

It seems that this is not the first time in Tangyuan!! But…..

It’s a bit too much for you wicked person to sue first!! Spoon!