Chapter 93: It’s Tangyuan who is afraid of bathing! What is the matter about me Jiangwen playing in the water? [Ask for automatic subscription].
One night is not too long.
After a while, the light of the morning sun was shining from the distant sea level. At this time, the people and cats in the room were still sleeping.
It’s just that when you fall asleep, the tangyuan directly sleeps into a big word.
And very dishonestly rolled towards Qin Zeyu’s side, and Qin Zeyu, who was afraid of crushing the cat to death, subconsciously kept giving in.
And then, roll and roll.
Qin Zeyu gradually came to the edge of the bed.
“Ah!!!”
“Qin Zeyu screamed, and then it was bang!”
of a sound. Well, that’s right, Qin Zeyu was squeezed to the ground by Tangyuan.
Hearing this voice, Tangyuan jumped up in reflex. Seeing Souzawa Yu on the ground, he showed an innocent expression. How did you sleep on the ground???
What happened? Not me?
Qin Zeyu was originally light, plus sleeping on one side, Tangyuan pedaled all night and finally got out of bed in the early morning.
Just then, the live stream started.
A large number of viewers who are accustomed to guarding the point to enter the live broadcast room poured in at the moment the live broadcast began. Then I saw the bulging Qin Zeyu standing by the bed, pinching the powder circle and puffing out his cheeks.
And Tangyuan, who was sitting on the bed like a baby, looked embarrassed, and his little paws rubbed innocently there.
“What’s wrong??? What’s wrong?? What kind of play did you sing this morning?? ”
“What happened to the kidneys????
“A good day starts with watching the rice balls being beaten.”
“Tangyuan: Then your day is really a little better.”
“Tangyuan, can you grow dim sum?? Don’t off our goddess every morning when you wake up, okay? ”
“That’s it, don’t fight for three days, go to the house and reveal the tile!!”
“Tangyuan Emperor is aggrieved!! Can you stop bullying Xiao Tangyuan? ”
“Mingmingming, looking at Tangyuan’s little expression, it really breaks people’s hearts.”
The audience who just entered the live broadcast room were naturally very confused, not knowing what the situation was.
However, the moment I entered the live broadcast room, I was shaded by the tangyuan that sat on the bed like a baby and blinked two big aggrieved eyes.
Tangyuan’s white and fat appearance looks very good to suck???
The audience in the live broadcast room said that if they could see such a white and fat little cutie in the morning, they would be reluctant to be angry.
However, Qin Zeyu was obviously used to it, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he held his pink fist and said, “Tangyuan!!! How dare you squeeze me out of bed! ”
“You’re!!”
When she came out to play, because the room she booked did not have a sofa, she couldn’t bear to let Tangyuan sleep on the table, so she agreed to let Tangyuan sleep on the bed.
Didn’t expect…..
It actually squeezed itself out of bed! Can this still be tolerated!
Of course I can’t bear it!! It’s so disobedient, you have to clean up!
Therefore, Qin Zeyu directly grabbed the tangyuan, and he also grabbed the deadly fat on the back of his head very accurately.
Tang Yuan meowed, short-eyed fat little paws, waving innocently there, looking like rowing.
But alas, it didn’t work.
“Good fellow, actually dare to kick the goddess out of bed, it’s too much!!”
“That’s it, Tangyuan, you can’t do evil just because you’re cute!!”
“Hahahaha, tangyuan took off again!!”
“Poof, hahaha, although I can’t see Tangyuan’s struggling appearance at this time, I think it’s very cute when I make up my brain.”
“Tangyuan is really a cat that grows in my heart, I want it so much.”
“227 This time, I don’t know how the goddess will punish Xiao Tangyuan, woo-woo.”
“Goddess, give me face, I hope it can be lighter.”
“Give you face??? You’re Shanks, right? ”
Since only the first perspective of Tangyuan can be seen at this time, the audience in the live broadcast room cannot see the waving of Tangyuan’s paw.
However, they had also seen what Tangyuan looked like when he was grabbed by Qin Zeyu before.
Therefore, at this time, seeing Tangyuan soaring into the air again, emitting a burst of aggrieved meows, they were almost able to make up the picture.
Those four short legs are waving wildly in the air, but they don’t have any effect, and it’s amazing to think about it
“Whoops…”
In the picture, there is suddenly a sound of water.
Qin Zeyu turned on the faucet and put water in the bathtub, she was going to take a morning bath for Tangyuan today. The punishment is one point, and the other point is that Tangyuan has not bathed for almost a week.
Although she scared Tangyuan into bathing twice a week, she still didn’t make up her mind when she thought of the unloveable look of Tangyuan after taking a bath.
But I haven’t bathed for so long, and now the rice balls are indeed a little dirty. It’s time to wash.
“Meow meow!!”
As soon as he saw Qin Zeyu waterproofing the bathtub, Tangyuan let out a scream in fright. At this moment, Jiang Wen actually didn’t understand it.
As a cat, he can’t understand his current behavior.
What is it called?? Isn’t it water?? Isn’t it just a shower?? Isn’t it nice to take a shower and wash a little clean?
But…….
The feeling of water flowing across the whole body, like countless pairs of small paws scratching the skin, is really terrifying!!
“Meow meow! 【Dar Oh Oh Oh Oh!! 】”
Tangyuan said he didn’t want to take a bath!!
It’s a pity that the four short fat cat claws can’t stop Qin Zeyu’s pace of releasing water after all.
Caught by the deadly flesh bib, he could only helplessly stroke four small short claws in the air, silently accepting the tragic fate of approaching him step by step.
“Woooo
“Tangyuan’s little expression, it’s really desperate!!”
“It’s also time to wash, I went to the garbage dump yesterday, it was very dirty.”
“Also, I came down to subdue the cat later, it’s really a little dirty.”
“I really don’t know how this cat rebelled against bathing, how did it achieve national unity?”
“It’s not cats who resist bathing, it’s children all over the world who seem to resist bathing.”
“This may be the punishment that Tangyuan will receive!!” Hahaha. ”
“Die laughing! Tangyuan actually squeezed the goddess out of bed, happy to die! ”
Because he wanted to take a bath and go into the water, Qin Zeyu temporarily removed the collar of the tangyuan.
It is precisely for this reason that the audience in the live broadcast room was also able to see Tangyuan’s four little short eyes rowing in the air.
And the expression of invincibility gradually appeared on that swollen little face. I have to say that although they can understand Tangyuan’s mood at this time. But..
After all, I couldn’t help but laugh. This look is really funny.
“Hahaha, tangyuan really wants to contract my laughter all day.”
“One thing to say, my tangyuan seems to have grown a little legs???
“Tangyuan: You are a star!!”
“Hahaha, don’t let Tang Yuan hear this, wait for him to start spraying directly, just like scolding his teammates.”
“When I wake up in the morning, I can’t breathe with laughter.”
“I declare that Tangyuan is one of the cutest cats I’ve ever seen!!”
“One plus one upstairs!! Plus one!! ”
“Cat Stealing Squad, start signing up now!!”
“Paratrooper thirty-one thousand two hundred and twelve ready.”
“??????? My day!! How did you come back again??? ”
“It’s not just a kitten, what is there to be afraid of.”
The quiet morning slowly unfolded amid a scream of tangyuan. Of course, shouting, the tangyuan will have no sound.
Because at this time, Tangyuan has been telling himself that he is the strongest cat on the surface with human intelligence!! You are absolutely not allowed to bathe yourself and let out such a shameful scream!!
Tang Yuan stood in the water, his expression solemn, his eyes staring coldly ahead, silently feeling Qin Yanyu’s warm fingers grazing every inch of his body’s skin!
Right!! I must learn to enjoy the joy of beautiful women helping to bathe!! Instead of screaming!! This water temperature is right, this hand is also very soft, this:
Grass!! This water is poisonous!! It’s so uncomfortable! I really want to call it!!
No way!! I can’t call! Emperor Jiangcheng!! Take a bath and call around, like what words!! But…
No but!! But..
No but!! I..
You shut up!! It’s so painful to take a bath…….
No!! Happy bathing! Hee hee!!
I take a bath with rice balls!! To wash with a smile!!
Shall I wash you!!
“Meow!!!!!!!!!”
Eventually…
Tangyuan still couldn’t withstand the water falling above his head, and after holding it for a long time, he still let out a desperate scream. Four short paws fluttered in the water, trying to escape from this place.
Unfortunately, after all, he still couldn’t escape Qin Zeyu’s clutches.
I only take a bath once for so long, and if I wash it, I must wash it clean!
Ten minutes later, Tangyuan was brought out with a desperate look, and then began to blow his hair and belly. The collar was placed aside, and Tangyuan’s entire cat had an unloveable expression.
The fat on the little belly fell directly on the dryer.
The two short paws were held by Qin Zeyu, and his eyes were dull looking ahead [specific reference picture]. At this moment, Tangyuan’s thoughts were indeed flying far away.
Thinking of tens of thousands of years ago, Pangu opened the world. Thinking of one qi and three cleansing, Hongjun opened the altar and preached. I thought of Nuwa making up the sky, and I thought of Feng Shen Quantifying Tribulation.
I thought of Naza’s three heads and six arms, and I thought of Brother Hu’s fart.
I thought of Ott’s father saying that I am your father, and I thought of Doctor Strange saying that Zeng Long had one more thing. I thought of the armored warrior fighting the Pleasant Goat, and I thought of SpongeBob SquarePants marrying Pai Daxing…..
I thought of Peppa Pig participating in the bear haunt show, and I thought of the wisdom tree column hanging the big windmill…. All in all, Tangyuan was completely stupid at this time, and his brain was in chaos.
Yes, it’s silly to take a bath and wash it.
That resentful little look… It’s just cute and going to explode!
“Hahahaha, brothers, I really can’t laugh.”
“How can tangyuan be so cute, my mother!!”
“My Tangyuan Emperor even has today???!”
“My emperor fell on the spot, belonging to the!!!”
“During the day, in front of the goddess, I promise only promises, and at night, I punch hard in front of the cat.”
“As the saying goes, the real strong are very tough when they talk outside, but they speak in a low voice at home.”
“Well, the rice balls are indeed a little fat!!!”
“What words! Can that cute fat man be called fat??!! ”
With such a picture, the audience in the live broadcast room really couldn’t help but laugh and spray rice.
Oh no, it should be a laughing spray of soy milk in the morning!
Tangyuan’s cute little appearance, coupled with the cat’s unaged, autumn heart, really melted people’s hearts.
The audience in the live broadcast room didn’t bother to think about why the cat was so resistant to bathing at this time. The thing they think about now is, why are tangyuan so cute and spicy!!
Seeing the appearance of Tangyuan, the audience on the screen grabbed their cat. And as a result, they said, “Meow [he’s like a dog].”
After such a toss, even if Zhang Xiaowen slept deeper, she was woken up at this time.
Zhang Xiaowen’s personality has always been the kind of person who is full of vitality as soon as he opens his eyes, and wants to turn the whole world over.
Get up gas??
Sorry, this little fairy doesn’t have to get up.
When I open my eyes in bed, it is like a hypertonic pill in an instant.
Smiled and hugged Qin Zeyu from behind, his collagen-full face was on Qin Zeyu’s shoulder, and said with a smile: “Good morning, baby.” ”
Qin Zeyu smiled gently, and said in a gentle voice: “Early, silly girl.” ”
“Woohoo!! Goddess so Sue!! ”
“My mother!! This silly girl I fell in love directly!! ”
“Ears are pregnant, my goodness!!”
“When the goddess is gentle, it is really unbearable!!”
“I also want to be called like this by the goddess, even if it is calling me a stupid dog, calling me stupid!!”
“Poof!! Upstairs, the goddess shouted that it should be impossible, but whether you are stupid or not, I think it needs to be discussed!! ”
“Wow, the goddess Xiaowen is so cute!! This little face seems to rub it! ”
“Oh, it’s really cute!! The goddess Xiaowen who just woke up is really cute. ”
The audience’s cognition of Qin Zeyu in the live broadcast room is only superficially cold, and it rejects people thousands of miles away. The gentleness that is occasionally shown is also in front of Tangyuan.
At this time, this gentle silly girl can be regarded as the first time that the audience in the live broadcast room has seen the goddess so gentle in front of humans.
The voice is a little magnetic and a little hoarse, and there is a little gentleness in helplessness. Like a spring breeze, it blew through the hearts of all the viewers in the live broadcast room.
For a time, the single viewers in the live broadcast room came out and fell into a dilemma, at this moment, they actually didn’t know which to choose Qin Zeyu? Or should I choose Zhang Xiaowen?
Or should I sit at a table with the kid next door to sober up?
And hearing Qin Zeyu’s title, Zhang Xiaowen was not angry, but smiled even brighter.
Then when I saw this unloveable but still cute and explosive tangyuan, my eyes lit up, and I immediately grabbed the tangyuan. With a look of obligation, he said: “Xiao Yu, let me do this kind of rough work!!” ”
Tangyuan: “………”
Qin Zeyu smiled and handed the rice balls to her.
Zhang Xiaowen smiled, took the rice balls, and then grabbed the round body of the rice balls and quietly rolled on the dryer.
The rice balls were like a rice ball that was about to burst and crack in the next second, and it rolled on it in despair.
“Meow!! [Oh God! If I’m guilty, just slash me to death with a thunder!! Instead of letting this second goods toss Lao Tzu! 】”
Tangyuan screamed bitterly.
For some reason, I really want to ask Da Hei to hit her! But….
Tang Yuan was a little afraid that with Zhang Xiao’s body physique that insisted on long-distance running all year round, let alone Da Hei, I was afraid that he would let the screaming come…
Not necessarily an opponent! Even…….
Tang Yuan seriously doubted that Zhang Xiaowen might run faster than a dog, after all, she was also a national second-level athlete…
This loli is very cute!!
“Let’s have breakfast first, and then go see the sea!!”
Qin Zeyu, who was cleaning up on the side, suddenly said.
“Hmm!”
Zhang Xiao wanted to face Qin Zeyu, his smile instantly became docile, and then he turned his head to face Tangyuan, and it became gloomy again: “Double standard!!! ”
After cleaning up, Tangyuan wore a half-collar again. Then breakfast was still at the same restaurant before.
“!!”
As soon as she arrived at the hotel, Zhang Xiaowen was very vigilant and said to Tangyuan: “Tangyuan, don’t be afraid!!” When Mom protects you from eating, she keeps an eye on the black stick to prevent him from hurting Tangyuan. ”
But……
What made Zhang Xiao a little puzzled was that this black stick seemed to have been educated by the owner.
After Tangyuan came in, not only did he not have the slightest angry look yesterday, but he was very obedient and crawled on the ground, Zhang Xiaowen nodded with satisfaction, thinking that his slap yesterday really worked. I must have been afraid of myself, which is why I am so well-behaved now.
Thinking of this, Zhang Xiao smiled proudly, touched Tangyuan’s head and said: “Tangyuan, this wave you can also be regarded as a fox fake tiger.” ”
Tangyuan: “?????? ”
“Hahahaha, a fox fake tiger with a special body.”
“Tangyuan: Is this the heaven and earth that Lao Tzu himself played???”
“Tangyuan: Puxin Female???”
“But the black stick now sees Tangyuan’s meek appearance, compared with yesterday’s arrogance, it is really funny
“This reversal, it’s absolutely!!!”
“This can’t be done without kneeling, Tangyuan Emperor is not a dragon in Jiangcheng now, here, there are also two thousand brothers under him!!”
“Indeed, it seems that it is nothing to crawl on the ground like this.”
“Everyone is laughing at black sticks, but everyone is black sticks.”
“Xiaowen Goddess, if they look at the playback of the live broadcast a little, they will not be so confident. The black stick no longer has the arrogance of yesterday at this time. ”
Even, when Tangyuan was eating breakfast on the stool at this time, he was obediently crawling on the ground, and he didn’t even dare to eat by himself.
And also very docile wagging his little tail to show his respect.
After they finished eating and leaving, the black stick still watched the rice balls leave very sensibly, and then dared to eat what was on his plate.
Tangyuan, who was stuffed into his bag by Qin Zeyu, saw this scene and nodded with great satisfaction.
“Boy! Very good at things!! ”
“Hahaha, brother stick, what about your pride???”
“One thing to say, yesterday was the most brilliant day in Brother Stick’s life.”
“I’m afraid I can take it out and brag in the future, hahaha.”
“Black Stick: You may not believe it, Lao Tzu murdered the emperor back then!!”
“Black Stick: Do you guys have the gold content of the first day of the National Day???
“Don’t say it, I feel that the black stick can write this matter into the family tree.”
Soon, I saw the appearance of black cotton, and then I thought of the arrogant look of the black stick yesterday, and the audience in the live broadcast room don’t mention it much
But think about it carefully, after all, last night the black stick also witnessed the whole process of Tangyuan’s successful rebellion and then ascending the throne.
But dumbfounded, but at least stunned is for sure.
It is estimated that the black stick never dreamed that this little cat that he did not put in his eyes was actually a real dragon Tianzi!
After eating, the two took tangyuan to the beach and looked at the waves on the beach excitedly.
The two of them, in the shallow water, splashed each other, emitting a series of sweet laughter like silver bells. As for the rice balls….
By the beach, there is a small zippered schoolbag on the ground. The rice balls were stuffed into the small school bag.
Tangyuan: “Meow meow! [I know! 】”
Then, Tangyuan took the initiative to unzip the bag from the inside.
A head popped out from the bag and looked at the two naïve girls with a helpless face. We are the cat emperor!
Can you go play that? No way!
The next second….boom!
As soon as you splash water, you will drench it directly.
“Tangyuan, you look so ugly in the bath!!!”
“It’s also!!! to look wet”
Zhang Xiao couldn’t stand up straight with a smile, this water was splashed by her… Tangyuan: “……… I’m special! ”
The hairstyle I just made is all messed up!! Dogs can endure cats can’t endure!!
Tangyuan jumped out of the bag directly, and then the little short legs were extremely fast and upside down, and rushed up! ran next to Zhang Xiaowen, and then…..
Get your tail wet. Throw the water!
Splash!
“Ahhh!!”
Zhang Xiaowen screamed!
This water flicked her face, so frightened that Zhang Xiao wanted to escape with a smoke! Tangyuan instantly put on his face, revealing a triumphant little expression.
Meantime.. Pick, hmph, usually don’t dare to bully Qin Zeyu, today you can also bully the master!
Then, it also forgot the pain of bathing [bathing pain is Tangyuan’s thing, playing in the water is my Jiang Wen’s business], and directly held its breath and drilled into the water and disappeared on the surface.
“Tangyuan!!”
Qin Zeyu was startled and hurriedly stepped forward. Next second…..
Tangyuan’s little head slowly appeared on the surface of the water behind Qin Zeyu, and then frantically shook his whole body.
Qin Zeyu was startled and turned around, and as a result, he was thrown a face of water by the sneak attack Tangyuan!!
Qin Zeyu was stunned for a moment, only then did he react that he had hit the plan, and laughed angrily: “Tangyuan!!” You actually dare to splash water on me! And! You are actually not afraid of water!! ”
Tangyuan hurriedly paddled his little short legs in the water and slipped away! Seeing this scene, the audience in the live broadcast room laughed out of pig barking.
“It’s over, brothers Tangyuan is afraid that it will suffer!!”
“What is it called, kill a thousand enemies, self-damage ten thousand!”
“Good fellow, Tangyuan was afraid that he didn’t take enough bath just now!”
“Hahaha, tangyuan is good or bad!”
One more chapter later! Each chapter is close to seven thousand words! Today’s explosion is close to 30,000 words! Everyone is an adult, you should take the initiative when you meet someone you like, you must take the initiative when you encounter a book that you think is good, and you should take the initiative to point out all kinds of tickets! Shh
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