Transformed Into a Female Schoolmaster

Obviously, the idea of ​​this "Chameleon" comes from Chekhov, one of the world's three great short story masters by Wu Di. The original text is that during the time of the Tsar [***], police officer Ochumilov received a report. , Said he was bitten by a wild dog. At first Otzu Milov didn't know whose dog it was, so he wanted to kill the dog. However, some of the onlookers said that this was the dog of the general's house, and Ochumilov's attitude immediately changed. Afterwards, as the dog was a pet of the general's house, Ochumilov kept "changing color" by putting on and taking off his coat. In the end, it was determined that this was the dog of the general's brother. Not only did Ochumilov fail to punish the dog, he also threatened the person who was bitten.

The protagonist of "Chameleon" written by Wu Di is Yang Xiaoming. Of course, the name must be a pseudonym. Although she wrote this satirical novel based on Yang Xiaoming's bad deeds that year, it is exaggerated to a certain extent, otherwise it cannot be caused. Ironic effect.

Her novel was probably written by a Yang Xiaoming-style literary critic who made her debut through plagiarism. She received complaints from a friend who is also a critic in the literary world, saying that she was scolded by a new writer... …

  The protagonist said that he would directly mess up the reputation of the new writer. Anyway, I haven't heard of the new writer's background or literary tycoon.

  Everyone knows that once the reputation of the newcomer writer is bad, it will be extremely detrimental to his future in the literary world. It can be said that this plot instantly depicts how domineering and rude this literary critic is, and this is obviously alluding to Yang Xiaoming.

  The protagonist is about to do something, but he heard from another friend who knows more gossip in the literary world that this newcomer writer actually has a backer, and seems to be a direct descendant of a certain literary tycoon...

So the protagonist instantly changed his attitude, telling his friend who was scolded before, that as literary critics, we actually have to be psychologically prepared to be scolded. The kind of words under the impulse of the boy, don’t take it seriously. A well-known literary critic, he must have magnanimity!

At this moment, the protagonist learned from the friend who was familiar with various gossips that he had made a mistake. The newcomer writer has no background at all, and he can get to this step on his own. Strength……

  The protagonist sneered, strength? Under my criticism, no matter how powerful a newcomer writer is, he will be stabbed all over. He immediately contacted the friend who was scolded before, saying that he wanted to completely shoot the newcomer writer to death, a critic. How can it be enough? If you want to come, you will need a big one. How dare you challenge the authority of our literary critics? Then be prepared to accept punishment!

Just when the protagonist was about to do a big fight, his friend said that he had just heard from a more well-founded person that this newcomer writer really has a big background and is really a direct descendant of a certain literary magnate. Moreover, his strength has been recognized by the literary bigwig, and perhaps his debut work will win a certain new humanities award. So my friend asked the protagonist, can't you do it?

Under such circumstances, the protagonist has changed color again. He first sternly criticized the current literary atmosphere for getting worse and worse, and then said earnestly, although he is a man who does not fear authority and dares to fight against unhealthy trends. A literary critic, but for the sake of a newcomer who has achieved success in the literary world through background relations, there is no need to do so. What kind of strength must be blown out. Such a newcomer writer will definitely not have any achievements...

  Friends also agreed with the protagonist. Just as they were about to die, they heard from the secretary of the literary magnate that a newcomer writer is definitely not a direct descendant of the magnate!

The protagonist changed color quickly again, and immediately told his friends that he wanted to truly let this newcomer writer accept the most unforgettable lesson. He asked his friends to perform the first wave of attacks on the newcomer writer, and his friends did the same. NS……

However, just after the protagonist was about to follow his friends and attack the new writer in depth, he learned from the secretary the true identity of the new writer. He turned out to be a collateral junior of the literary tycoon. In short, The kind that is highly valued by literary bigwigs...

The protagonist didn’t tell his friend about it, but quickly wrote an article to refute the friend’s point of view, and gave a high evaluation of the newcomer writer. All kinds of exquisite words, let the newcomer writer see it for himself. It will be ashamed.

  The protagonist even praised the newcomer writers for criticizing some incompetent literary critics. The literary world needs more such newcomer writers with surnames, strength and authority, and this literary world will become more and more prosperous!

Of course, the protagonist’s friends have to ask the protagonist why he made a counter-attack, only to find that the protagonist has broken up with him directly, and then relying on this kind of "directed criticism", the protagonist has become better and better in the literary world. There are countless powerful and no backgrounds. Newcomer writers have been brutally attacked by the protagonist...There are still people in the literary world who praise the protagonist as a truly objective literary critic.

  The ending of "Chameleon" in Wu Di's version of "Chameleon" ends here. This article not only portrays a domineering, inferior and shameless protagonist, but also writes some ugly phenomena in the literary world into it, which is thought-provoking!

The most important thing is that Wu Di’s style used this time is particularly concise and neat. The whole article is smooth and smooth. There is no doubt that after reading Yuan Longchuan’s short story recently, her style of writing this novel has been fine-tuned. After a while, realistic satirical novels cannot be written like fantasy novels.

Wu Di did not express any of his opinions in this novel, but only used austere writing and concise and powerful language to describe the protagonist’s five attitude changes, which can be described as one of the closely related titles "Chameleon" The word "change"...

  And when others are reading this satirical novel, they can definitely feel the ugliness exposed in the novel, and then feel very sick to the protagonist. Can this kind of scum be so good in the literary world? What is going on in this world? This must be a problem with the system, right?

   Then based on certain behaviors of the protagonist and the plagiarism debut, I will find that this Nima is not Yang Xiaoming, who is recently engaged in a lot of trouble with potential newcomer writer Liang Liang in the collateral pen war!

  Wu Di is too cruel! Sure enough, a talented girl is not to be offended. She will certainly not go shirtless like Liang Liang, but use such a very ironic short story to hit the other side fiercely!

  Yang Xiaoming must be over this time! This article by Wu Di, as he said before, is a truly critical article, and this article can also be used for pen-based warfare. It is really sharp!

  When Wu Di’s "Chameleon" was posted directly on her blog, the whole literary world was in an uproar! (To be continued.)