Transforming Into A Slender Junior Sister, Stretching And Molding Inside

"The little monk is here to serve as a martial arts instructor, but the real reason is that he was actually entrusted to investigate what demon clan, and I don't know the specific situation. "

Guan Du is worthy of his reputation, as soon as he meets and asks, he will tell his own situation and discernment, where is he talkative, he is simply a big tongue that can't keep secrets.

Frightened, Yu Yingshu hurriedly looked left and right cautiously.

Luckily this is in the RV and there are no outsiders.

Then she asked curiously: "Why did you ask you to be a martial arts instructor, not me!"

On the other hand... To be honest, although Guan Du is not fertile, he is somewhat broad-hearted and fat.

Guan Du touched his head: "Because I am a monk, haven't you heard of the world's martial arts

from Shaolin?" "The master is from Shaolin?" Yu Yingshu still respects him a lot.

After all, this monk's strength is much higher than his own, and he is also a few rounds older in age.

"Yes, after all, Buddhism is about fate," Guan Du showed a mysterious smile: "As long as the fate is reached, you can buy any degree."

"How much does that cost?" "One more diploma, one more guarantee."

In case you encounter a strong enemy in the future, throw away more than a dozen lay disciple certificates, and see if you can afford to provoke them.

Guan Du stretched out five fingers: "Not much, five hundred a year."

"Isn't that expensive?"

"You Taoists still have the means," the monk showed a look of envy on his face, and shook his head: "Unlike us, we can only collect a few thousand incense money every year, and because of the precepts, we are not allowed to invest outside, even if we do good deeds, we can't ask for rewards for merit." The

girl showed a full sense of superiority: "A few thousand is enough for something." For

the first time, she found out that such a poor place as Cangwan City still had some strength.

After all, the middle and lower sects are not inferior.

Guan Du also thought so: "Yes, like flowing water, it will cost most of it to buy a few degrees, and the rest will build a few hope primary schools, and there will be nothing left." Yu

Yingshu: "????"

is not too simple to think.

"Forget it, don't mention this," Yu Yingshu brought himself back into the identity of the poor sect, suddenly feeling depressed, and changed the topic and asked: "Didn't you say last time that your Dharma body was destroyed, and it will take at least two years to recover, how..."

"But, but merit is such a thing, shouldn't it be saved in order to have a good birth in the next life?" Yu Yingshu racked his brains and organized the language several times before he asked such a nondescript question.

"What to do with savings, that's the thinking of the older generation, and we don't pin our hopes on the ethereal next life. In Western philosophy, Plato's ideas about the immortality of the soul and reincarnation have been disproved, and Ian Stevenson's decades of research can also help us prove this. In fact, in recent years, the Buddhist academic community has organized quite a few such debates...

Yu Yingshu hurriedly interrupted: "Debate?" "

I'm sorry, although this debate is open to outsiders, the entry threshold is a doctorate degree or above. The monk's smile deeply stimulated the scumbag.

Forget, he said before that modern temples accept people based on academic qualifications.

And the one in front of me is a double doctorate.

No wonder you open and close your mouth to a bunch of foreign academic research.

"Okay," the girl hurriedly picked up the topic: "Then how much merit did you use to repair the Dharma Body?"

"Stud, the merit you have saved in this life will be spent in this life." "

It has been proven that as long as the education level is high, even if you are a monk, you can keep up with the trend.

Wen Dongyang suddenly pushed the door in, frowning and looking at Guan Du: "Who is he?"

If he didn't look like a monk, he would have to let him taste his brother's vinegar.

"When I went out with Senior Sister Bai before, I met a helper who helped me a lot. Yu Yingshu pointed at Wen Dongyang again: "This is my buddy."

After speaking, he gave the two of them a detailed introduction to each other.

Wen Dongyang's expression softened.

Just a monk, no threat.

Guan Du looked around, focusing on the messy two bedding, as well as two water cups and two mobile phone charging cables, and then showed that mysterious smile: "Is Lord Yu and Lord Wen living together?"

"The two of us... Uh!!!"

The system warns!

Yu Yingshu can only minimize the impact of the truth: "Sort of." "

No, we can't continue to talk!"

The stupid beep Wen Da'er was grinning to the back of his head, and he laughed while watching the play.

"Then congratulations!" Guan Duxi smiled: "I wish you two a thousand years together, and you must invite me to preside over the wedding day!"

Wen Dongyang received the signal and immediately stepped forward: "You will still preside over the wedding?"

"The newlyweds who have been married by me, the longer the union, the more merit I will gain," Guan Du smiled: "Especially our Chinese cultivators, there are few times when they are separated, and their life span is long, so they are simply the first choice for prostitution merits."

"Ah, so that's the case, the cultivation system of Buddhism is really mysterious. Wen Dongyang nodded seriously, and then looked at the girl and signaled: Are you

satisfied? I am satisfied with you!

Brother doesn't support such a joke, okay?

The girl's thin eyebrows gradually rose, and she was about to get angry, but Wen Dongyang suddenly took out a bottle of 2.5L large cola from the storage ring, as well as a pack of barbecue: "Come on?"

"Come on, come on!" Yu Yingshu's anger suddenly disappeared, completely attracted by the aroma of cumin.

Even if the cramps in the lower abdomen are still there, I guess it will be easier to eat these things, right?