Transmigrated as the Crown Prince
Chapter 668: Lies
Queen Elizabeth threw herself into Yannick's arms and cried loudly. Yannick didn't know how to comfort her, so he could only pat her on the back and remain silent, letting her tears wet his clothes.
After an unknown amount of time, Queen Elizabeth raised her head from his arms, glanced at him with eyes swollen from crying, her face turned red, and she wanted to break away from his embrace and stand up, but was pulled back by Yannick. She staggered and fell into his arms again.
"Let me go!" Queen Elizabeth pushed his shoulder, but Yannick could hear that there was no anger in her tone and no intention of letting go.
Queen Elizabeth struggled symbolically for a few times, then stopped moving, and whispered in a voice that had become hoarse from crying. "If we do this, we will go to hell in the future."
Go to hell? Yannick almost laughed out loud. He was an atheist and did not believe in hell. "Don't worry, Her Majesty the Queen, even if I really go to hell, I will gather thousands of troops again and sweep across the entire hell. I believe that my army will be invincible in human battles, and it will still be invincible in hell."
Queen Elizabeth was amused by his serious words. "Stop calling me Her Majesty the Queen. I have let down the whole of Britain. You will make me feel guilty if you keep calling me that."
"Then I'll call you Elizabeth?"
"Um."
The two of them hugged each other quietly, and suddenly Elizabeth's stomach growled. She was so embarrassed that she wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in, so she could only bury her head deeply in his arms. .
Only then did Yannick remember the roasted sweet potatoes in the fireplace. He stood up and went to the fireplace, using tongs to pick out the sweet potatoes inside. After tearing off the tin foil wrapping it, the tangy fragrance spreads immediately, and it is warm in your hands. The peeling reveals the golden soft and hot melon flesh, which makes people want to drool.
Yannick peeled one of the sweet potatoes and handed it to Elizabeth, then picked up the other and bit into it.
"Woo!" Just after taking a few bites, Elizabeth heard a painful moan, the sweet potato in her hand fell to the ground, and she covered her neck with her hands.
"I'm going!" Yannick was frightened, his hand shook, and the half-eaten sweet potato flew out. Could it be that the sweet potato was poisonous? ! He has eaten half of it, will he die of poison immediately? ! Thinking of this, my whole body was wet with sweat in an instant, and I felt faintly weak in my limbs, chest tightness, shortness of breath, and dizziness.
What kind of bastard is this insidious enough to poison sweet potatoes? ! Even if he is a ghost, he will not let him go!
He didn't know if it was too late to call the doctor now. Yannick was just about to pick up the phone on the table and call someone, but he saw Elizabeth's face turned red from suppressing it, and her right hand kept beating her chest.
"Is this choking?"
It turned out that it was not poisoning. Yannick was really relieved, and all the discomforts on her body disappeared instantly. He stepped forward and patted her back, but it had no effect. Her face was already red and almost turning purple. Yannick quickly lifted her up, hugged her from behind, made a fist with his right hand, put his thumb on her belly and two fingers above the navel, pressed his left hand on the fist of his right hand, and squeezed inward and upward with both hands.
One, two, three...!
After more than ten times in a row, Elizabeth finally coughed out the sweet potato chunks that were choked in her trachea.
Elizabeth let out a long breath. Just now, she felt like she was almost choking to death!
"It's okay." Yannick also breathed a sigh of relief and poured her a glass of water. "Sweet potatoes are too floury and can make you choke. Eat them slowly."
Elizabeth did not take the water glass, her face turned pale and she said tremblingly. "Yannick, is this God punishing me?"
Yannick couldn't help but rolled his eyes, where did God come from. Even if there was a God, he wouldn't be watching your every move like a peeping tom all day, right?
But looking at Elizabeth who was in shock, Yannick was worried that she would be in panic all day long, so he decided to lie to comfort her. "Elizabeth, let me tell you a secret. In fact, some of the rumors outside are true. I am truly an apostle of God."
Elizabeth opened her mouth slightly, as if she didn't quite believe what he said, but this was a normal reaction. Even the most devout believer would not be able to rashly believe that someone else is an apostle of God. Her first reaction would be that the other person is a liar. Lying. "Then you have seen God?"
Yannick nodded, then shook his head. "It can be said that I have seen it, or it can be said that I have never seen it. The God I know is just the tip of the iceberg. He is not a human being or some kind of creature. He is more like a conscious chaos. Take our earth as an example. About four billion years ago, the earth was devoid of any living things and was as desolate as the moon. Guess how the first life on earth suddenly appeared?"
"Made by God?"
"It can also be said that at that time he had just woken up from a slumber that had lasted for tens of millions of years and sneezed, and a few of the droplets just splashed onto the earth. This was the origin of life."
"65 million years ago, he woke up again and found that the earth was full of cute dinosaurs. He thought the dinosaurs were quite cute, so he caught a few and took them back to play with for a few days. When he got tired of playing with them, he threw them towards the earth. He picked up a few pebbles and wiped out the dinosaurs. Then he grabbed human ancestors from other universes and threw them to the earth, allowing them to develop on their own. As a result, humans have developed to what they are today."
Listening to Yannick's nonsense, Elizabeth had a look of astonishment on her face. "Are you kidding me?"
"I'm not joking." Yannick said extremely seriously. "You should have heard my rumors before. How come the playboy who was good for nothing before the age of eighteen suddenly transformed after that car accident? In just ten years, he led Germany to rise and become the European hegemon? Or even became Top figures in various fields? Because I was caught by that God by chance and was instilled with all kinds of strange knowledge. It can be said to be knowledge beyond this era."
Yannick really admired himself for being able to make up such a set of lies in just a moment. Although it sounded absurd, it still had some credibility based on his personal experience. "You still don't believe it? Then let me tell you something. There will be a magnitude 3 earthquake in Braga, Portugal tomorrow."
Seeing him making ingots like this, Elizabeth was still dubious, and Yannick shrugged. "Anyway, you'll know tomorrow. Tsk, I have to take a shower." The scare just now made me sweat at least two kilograms, and now I feel wet and sticky all over my body, which is very uncomfortable. Fortunately, there was a hot spring bath behind the cabin, and he decided to take a dip. "Are you going?"
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