Transmigration in the Book: I Rely on Raising Cubs to Upgrade My System

Li Yinchen never thought that he would actually hear such a corner.

It was windy and rainy, and I didn't hear clearly.

Just the second half of a sensitive sentence, which is absolutely blocked in the Evergrande forum, can be heard clearly.

Moreover, this is still a girl's voice!

It's pretty sweet.

The second uncle who has always been clean and self-contained and can be called ascetic monk, actually Jinwu Zangjiao? !

This thought quickly flashed through Li Yinchen's mind.

"Snapped--"

But the door of Haitang Court No. 18 closed tightly in an instant.

Li Yinchen didn't even stop the car, and was anxious to open the door, but it was still half a beat!

The rain hit him, and he couldn't stop the raging flames in his eyes.

"Second Uncle, you are such a person!"

The second uncle, who has never been a girl, and even told him to regulate his private life, is such a human face and animal heart, with different appearances.

No wonder Hengda Forum's blocked words can be captured so accurately every time.

Any dirty online language, Xiao Huang Man and the president's words, just came out, and it will be included in the shielded vocabulary by Evergrande Technology.

"It's really hidden."

He used to feel strange,

Now I want to understand everything, my second uncle is in this way!

Rich second-generation, playboys and unruly things, the butterflies in the flowers are what the second uncle has left.

"I lost... I lost."

It's better than the mind.

It's not better than playing.

Painful realization.

Li Yinchen only felt a little cold.

Shivering, he immediately ran under the eaves at the door and rang the doorbell.

Next to the hallway in the room, the window was slanting with a hint of warm light.

Inside, the figure shook.

It seems that people are in the living room not far from the door, playing passionately.

Li Yinchen waited for a long time before the door opened.

"Second Uncle!"

As soon as the door opened, Li Yinchen saw the tall and cold man leaning on the side of the hall with arms around his chest.

His peachy eyes showed a faint smile.

He caught the second uncle's handle!

Look, the hair is wet, what a wet play!

Hmph, he wants to negotiate, he wants to win the permission to enter the Xiaozaizai live broadcast room!

He was fed up with the bleak days when he couldn't read posts!

Li Yinchen bared his white teeth and grinned, "Second Uncle, is there a neighbor who moved in nearby? I seemed to...hear the voice of a girl with paper."

Very young and playful.

With the ear power of the boss of his agency, even if he only heard the girl's broken words, he could guarantee that the other party was a stunner.

Li Jun's eyebrows became cold and quickly cooled.

He didn't take off the trench coat at all, holding the umbrella on the side cabinet, he was about to walk out.

But a soft voice came faintly from the second floor.

"Baby~ I'll pour the water for you~"

This voice is full of water, and a word can be repeated a thousand times.

advanced.

Li Yinchen's peachy eyes lit up.

"Second Uncle, your taste is really high--"

In the next second, he couldn't wait to take off his shoes and step into the hallway to see how sacred the girl was, but with a "bang", the door fell directly on his nose!

Li Yinchen: "?!"

"Something is going to be the company tomorrow."

As soon as the voice fell, the curtains of the small window beside the door fell down.

The windows and doors of the house were closed tightly, and the high-quality curtains did not show even a trace of light.

Not to mention the voices in the room.

"by!"

Li Yinchen was dumbfounded.

He hasn't spoken yet!

"Give me back, second uncle!"

"I want to see little baby!"

"Hey Hey hey?"

Li Yinchen was mad.

And Ye Susu peeked his head from the window on the second floor.

Soon, she withdrew her face.

Turning to face the little cub behind him, he mysteriously said, "Oh, drink this glass of water obediently, otherwise, there will be a bad uncle down here, saying he wants to take you away."

Ye Xun blinked, a panic flashed across his small face, hugged the cup and drank it.

Standing in the living room on the first floor, Li Jun looked down, unbuttoned his shirt, and threw down his wet windbreaker.

After a while, I sorted out my expressions and walked to the door of the child's room.

"Miss Ye, I think yesterday's teaching is not over, I can continue to teach my children now."

[666! This uncle has a crush on his mother! 】

[Child: Actually, I have learned it.

Uncle: No, you didn't. You have to listen to it again.

child:……】

[This tells us that studying hard is the kingly way, otherwise I will hate little girls after reading. You may not be able to teach sister paper, but there are still opportunities to teach sister paper babies! 】

[Bet for a hundred dollars, did it scream play in the bathroom that day, or did Coke kiss indirectly today, which gave the uncle the courage to chase mother? 】

[Indirect kiss, that glass of coke, woc, mother is so good! I almost missed this question, thank you class representative! 】

[Zai Zai, you are about to have a good father. (I suddenly feel so relieved that it is swollen)]

The live broadcast room is still lively.

And the next day, the crisp bird song sounded by the windowsill.

Ye Susu was sober and rolled on the bed.

She was holding the bath towel on the bed—the bath towel that Li Jun finally managed to bathe the little guy yesterday.

Well, sniff, the smell still made her calves tremble, and she couldn't close her legs together.

And she turned her head and glanced at Ye Xun next to her.

The little guy has a flushing face, his small mouth is tightly closed, and both small hands clenched a small fist on his side. He is lying on her side in a way that a small baby curls up.

Can be cute and loving.

Ye Susu glanced, then got out of bed lightly.

Yesterday there was a new value for raising cubs.

Little kid Ye Xun ate mashed potatoes yesterday, and he kept breathing.

Finally, even the circle of mashed potato oil on the side of the mouth was licked cleanly.

She thought about it last night, and she will learn this this time.

Potatoes are cheap and full, and the little boy still likes to eat them.

In addition, it is accompanied by a black pepper steak and vegetable salad. This is the suggestion of Evergrande Manager Zhang Chen.

Vegetable salad is simple, cut twice, wash and put on a plate.

save trouble! No need to learn!

Ye Susu squinted as he thought about it, stepped on the fluffy slippers, and decided to look through the internet celebrity recipes.

"Crack—"

She closed the door from outside, and the heavy solid wood floor still made a small noise.

As soon as she left, the little quilt curled up on the bed shook.

Beside the pillow, a small fluffy, messy head suddenly stood up.

"call--"

The little guy Ye Xun glanced at the closed bedroom door before sighing.

The next moment, he swished open the quilt, and his **** slipped to the floor.

Two white tender feet stepped on the olive green plush carpet beside the bed, and their chubby toes rubbed against each other.

Standing in front of the bed, he grabbed one end of the quilt and lifted it up.

Then he stood tiptoe and glanced on the bed, the original pink face instantly turned bloody, and turned to cry.

I saw a large area of ​​dampness where he was lying just now.

There is also a little bit on the covered quilt...

His face became stiff, and he couldn't even put on the little slippers, and rushed into the bathroom with his head in a panic.

【what? The live broadcast is open all night? At the end of yesterday, I fell asleep and asked what happened. 】

[That's the case, the little boy was suddenly called to accept gender science last night, and the tall and strong uncle brought a lot of private goods, speaking of geography and astronomy. Then, they took a bath together...hehe, the picture is so beautiful, but it's all black. In the end, the little **** was sent back to the room scented, and seemed to fall asleep soon, and the live broadcast stayed open all night...]

[All night, roar! I didn't leave the room either! 】

[When I saw the cubs fall asleep, I continued to do my homework. Perfect, the experience of raising cubs yesterday! 】

[It's a pity that the lens position is not good. It seems that I only saw the little guy's feet, so I didn't have the chance to see it. 】

The mobile phone rests on the side of the school bag on the coffee table.

The screen was facing the end of the bed, frantically jumping comments.

Originally, the phone should have run out of battery and automatically shut down, but it did not.

Not because of charging for five minutes and talking for five hours, but because Ye Susu plugged in the charging cable last night.

And this is a beautiful misunderstanding.

Last night, Li Jun felt that the things had changed a lot for the mother of the child.

She should also know that the child is secretly broadcasting.

But he is inconvenient to disclose directly.

If the little guy knows that he is telling the secret, maybe the fragile (not) weak (existing) father-son relationship will immediately be annihilated.

Therefore, after Li Jun handed the sleepy little guy to Ye Susu last night, he also handed her the mobile phone that was live broadcast, and wanted her to find out for herself.

After all, normal people look at a child's screen.

But it happened that he and her brain circuit were not together.

Ye Susu never played cards according to common sense.

When he came, she was attacked by the smell of catnip.

Holding the furry bath towel on the **** in her hand, she felt that the pill tonight was another meow smelling night!

And when she heard the man babbling about, ‘It’s time to charge the phone’, she subconsciously took a charger and stuck it on it.

In order to avoid excessively inhaling incense, she would go crazy and torn off the power cord. After plugging in the power, she stayed three meters away from the coffee table, not daring to look at it.

So... she still knew nothing.

And Li Jun, who was watching the live broadcast at night, felt that he had never seen such a stupid woman, and thought that this was probably God's will.

His son had some luck.

I didn't want my mother to know that I was doing live broadcast, so I avoided Ye Susu's eyes many times.

Thinking about this, Li Jun couldn't help but dispel the idea of ​​tearing down his son's desk.

But in the morning, Li Jun, who was sitting at the dining table, wearing bluetooth headphones, watching his mobile phone and listening to his son's live broadcast, was stunned.

[Little Zai Zai what happened today? He usually lays out his little quilt when he sleeps together. 】

[Yes, the sheets were all neatly stretched before, but have you forgotten it today? 】

A bunch of attentive audiences in the commentary room.

But Li Jun was feeling strange, he heard the bluetooth headset bang, as if something heavy fell on the tile, the sound was a bit heavy but loud.

[What's up? 】

[The **** fell down? 】

Li Jun instantaneously stood up, and the chairs behind him fell to the ground.

His face changed suddenly.

But when I was about to rush upstairs, I saw the phone screen flickered, and a small figure rushed past the screen.

It's Ye Xun.

It may be because the temperature in the room was good, he was only wearing small pants, but the little hand squeezed a hair dryer tightly.

[Huh, it's okay...]

[Scared, but is Zai Zai's hair wet? 】

[Cub washed her face and got her hair wet? 】

Many messages drift by.

Li Jun's pace was paused.

I immediately remembered that the hair dryer in the bathroom was placed in the grid next to the mirror cabinet, which was much taller than the little guy, and he needed to step on a small stool to get it.

Is the hair dryer unsteady, falling to the ground and making a loud noise?

Or did the little guy fall?

Does it hurt? Is there any fall?

Can trot, should be fine?

But do you want to see a doctor again?

Li Jun's face suddenly became a little ugly.

"What's up?"

Ye Susu wandered into the living room and saw him look like a ghost.

Li Jun was in his throat.

Suddenly I had some mother-in-laws just now.

When he was a child, he fell, and there was no one to support him.

"It's nothing."

Ye Susu immediately gave him a look of "you are so strange", and immediately went to the kitchen humming a song.

Li Jun held his forehead, but when he turned to sit down on the sofa, he saw a strange screen on his phone.

I saw the little guy Ye Xun walking to the bed with a hairdryer.

The camera only hit the end of the bed, but soon the quilt was lifted, and the hair dryer was blowing wildly against the end of the bed, and the wind danced and fluttered.

What is the kid doing?

Li Jun raised his eyebrows slightly.

The barrage comment in the next second was already laughing.

[What are you doing? 】

[Puff, Zai has drawn a map. 】

[Bedwetting cub, eager to destroy the evidence. 】

【! ? 】

[Have fun last night, right? The child can't help it if he sleeps deeply at night. 】

【The correct way to use the hair dryer. 】

[Baby, even if it’s blown dry, it still has color and taste... what are you going to do? Hey. 】

After Li Jun finished reading, Junrong drew.

But at this moment, Ye Xun in the room blushed and was about to cry.

He is more than four years old and is almost five years old.

How can we wet the bed like a baby?

Early in the morning, he was in a daze. He only felt urgency and wanted to find the toilet.

He clearly remembered that he found the toilet by himself and then went on the ground.

How can bedwetting?

This morning he waited until his body was chilly, touched his hand, wet, and he woke up completely!

He was taken aback when he realized that he had done something wrong.

Fortunately, before Ye Susu woke up in the morning, he covered the wet place with a quilt, and she didn't let her notice anything strange.

But now...

He took a paper towel to absorb water, and used a hair dryer that was so big that he couldn't dry it.

And he soon discovered the faint color on it, even if it was dry, Ye Susu would definitely be able to see it.

"Finished..."

The little guy murmured.

[Hey, so cute, the little guy has a cute voice, he's finished... I'm sorry, my sister laughed! 】

[Little guy: Pills, pill, **** can't keep it. 】

[Little guy: I didn't expect the bamboo shoot barbecue that escaped the fight, but this dish is still waiting for me here, hum! 】

[The baby must want to kill me! 】

Most of the barrage made fun of them, but soon they realized that the little guy was really anxious.

You can see his little **** spinning around in the picture.

Just when everyone suspected that he was about to cry, the door of the room was knocked.

Ye Xun almost jumped up with the hair dryer. In a panic, he hurriedly turned the quilt down and hid the hair dryer inside.

He didn't want Ye Susu to know.

He was ashamed and scared.

Ye Susu has been a lot gentler to him recently. He has been complimenting him, saying that he likes him, and speaking softly and softly to him.

If Ye Susu knew that she was still a child who made this kind of mistake, would she just go back to the past, always getting angry, scolding him and beating him?

Thinking about this, his face was white, and the watery tears were almost forced out.

But when she was desperate enough that her calf was trembling, there was a warm and loving voice outside the door.

"Little guy, it's uncle, open the door."

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