Travel to the game store
Chapter 0156 plastic surgery to change fate
The fortune teller stroked his beard and sighed with envy for a while: "These Five Poison Immortal Beasts are rare to see in a hundred years. Today is an eye-opener for this poor Taoist. It is a worthwhile trip... This is an opportunity for fellow Taoist
, The poor Taoist is jealous and can only lament that there is nothing he can do..." This Taoist priest is not pretentious, he is very real, and it makes people feel good.
Qi Feng smiled and asked: "The Taoist priest also knows about the five poisonous beasts?"
The fortune teller sighed: "I am a good reader of miscellaneous books, but I have seen descriptions in several classics..." After that, he walked over and squatted down a few steps away to look left and right at the little five-poison beast for a while, "
...If I remember correctly, this Five-Poison Immortal Beast is still a young beast. Not only has the Five-Poison Pearl not yet taken shape, but it will not be able to transform into a human form. I am afraid that even its mind is ignorant, otherwise it will be born as a Five-Poison Immortal Beast.
You know how to read minds, how could you be deceived to the point of almost losing your life..."
Qi Feng was quite impressed, this fortune teller really knew a lot.
The little five-poison beast looked up at the fortune teller, said "chirp~" twice, and shook its big head from side to side.
Qi Feng didn't understand and asked the fortune teller: "...this...what does it mean by shaking its head?"
The fortune teller pondered for a long time: "I don't know the language of beasts, that... can only read people's faces." He pointed at the fat pear-like head of the Five Poison Beasts and said helplessly: "I can't see this face, of course.
, as long as it can transform into a human form, I can figure out whether it is a human or a ghost!"
Qi Feng: "..." This means that as long as you have a human face, it can be counted. Whether it is ■Chang■Feng■Literature, c≦+t, not everyone can do it? Taoist priest, the compatibility of your physiognomy is really good!
How about next time I find two aliens to take a photo for you to try...
Liu Meiniang on the side said cautiously: "...I'm afraid...it means that what you said, Director, is wrong..."
Qi Feng raised his head: "Uh? Do you know what it says?"
Liu Meiniang lowered her head and kowtowed: "... our secret book says that the Five Poisonous Beasts have the ability to read minds... they are not easy to catch... so there is a secret method... to prevent mind reading..."
Qi Feng couldn't help but sigh after hearing this: "Sister Liu, your ancestors really... went to great lengths to harm the five poisonous beasts. So what does this little guy mean to say that he can already read minds?"
The little Five Poison Beast nodded his head up and down, floated up to look at the fortune teller's face, looked up at the starry sky forty-five degrees and thought, then chirped happily, stretched out a short hand, and let out a faint smile.
The green light condensed into the shape of a copper coin...
Qi Feng: "..."
The fortune teller took a breath and said, "Hiss... If you are trying to compete with Pindao for business... Pindao will not be able to keep his job..."
After being noisy for most of the night, the day was about to get brighter. Qi Feng, the fortune teller, and Liu Meiniang, the three of them plus two beasts, left the forest. The main reason was that the composition of this team was a bit strange, so it was convenient to go back when there were fewer people. Otherwise, they would be indispensable.
And it has to attract people who don't know the truth to watch secretly.
Qi Feng's Tianzihao room was large enough for the three of them to talk about something without any problem. The two little beasts were rolling around on the table in front of the three of them without having anything to do with it.
Qi Feng teased the two little guys with his fingers and said with a smile: "I don't understand why this puppy is so close to the Five Poison Beasts?"
The fortune teller was stunned for a moment, then pointed at the little furball: "...little fellow Taoist...this one is clearly...a thunder fox..."
"Huh?!" Qi Feng scratched his hair, but he was immediately relieved. Foxes and dogs are from the same family, and they are so small, so it was inevitable to admit their mistakes: "It turns out this is a thunder fox. No wonder it discharges... I still thought it was a thunder fox.
Pikachu..."
The fortune teller had a strange look on his face: "Little fellow Taoist, you don't know what the monster you raised is?"
Qi Feng smiled awkwardly: "...cough, I picked it up as a puppy on the roadside and haven't raised it for a few days..."
"Picked up..." The fortune teller looked like he had been struck by lightning. After recovering, he kept smacking his lips: "Although this thunder fox is not as rare as the Five Poison Immortal Beasts... it is also a rare monster.
, and the Thunder Fox clan is very protective of their cubs. It may not be easier to raise a small Thunder Fox than raising a Five Poison Beast... I picked this up on the road... Hey, little Taoist friend, this is really your chance..."
After being said like this, Qi Feng suddenly felt that he finally seemed to have a bit of a protagonist's aura. Although the younger brother who bowed to him immediately... is a bit small in terms of stature, there is a saying that fits his current situation: condensed,
Those are the essence...
It took a while for the fortune teller to catch his breath, he shook his head and said with a bitter smile: "If it weren't for the Taoist friend's luck that I couldn't tell, I would really like to figure out what fate this is..."
Qi Feng scratched his face: "I think, maybe Long Aotian's attribute has awakened..."
Fortune teller: “……?……!”
Liu Meiniang hesitated for a long time and finally said: "That..."
Qi Feng quickly pulled his thoughts back and coughed: "Yes, let's talk about business first. Well... Taoist Priest, you just said you could make that scumbag show up. How do you do it? What do you need to prepare for it?"
Liu Meiniang looked conflicted and stared at the fortune teller nervously.
The fortune teller laughed and said, "What can I do? After I change Miss Liu's appearance and ask her to see Scholar Jiang, I will tell her that her enemy is dead and they can fly away. See how Scholar Jiang reacts and the truth will come to light."
Well, disguise requires some hard-to-find materials, but Pindao always carries them with him... Well, little fellow Taoist, we are comrades, so all you need to pay for the materials is three thousand coins for you..."
Qi Feng: "..."
So this is the method? Although it is simple and easy, why do you think that Taoist Master, you call yourself a fortune teller? As a high-level magic stick, shouldn't you use some more mysterious and mysterious methods to achieve your goals? Otherwise, you are like this
Isn’t everything you learned was wasted?
Qi Feng was still stunned here, but the fortune teller over there was already busy. He dug out a bunch of bottles and cans from his backpack, poured out some unknown powder, mixed it with water, and then took a fine
With a swipe of a pen, she began to smear Liu Meiniang's face blindly.
Qi Feng asked in confusion: "You are a fortune teller and you also run a business of disguise and plastic surgery?"
The fortune teller chuckled and said, "My little Taoist, you don't know something... In this business of fortune telling, you can usually earn ten or twenty cents just by reading a fortune teller. This poor Taoist loves to tell the truth, so it's hard to do this."
Often they don’t even have enough to eat. But there are people who are easy to make money, but they are already unlucky. Generally speaking, destiny cannot be violated. If you don’t seek good luck and avoid disaster in advance, it will be too late by the time the real disaster strikes. But
I know a few tricks and can temporarily change my appearance. Although I can't change my destiny, sometimes I may not be able to save a life... Of course, I can only take advantage of the situation occasionally..."
Qi Feng opened his mouth wide: "What? Can you change your luck by changing your appearance? Then there is a place over there where all the girls from all over the country are cut into a mold with a knife, as if they were carved out of it, wouldn't they all have their destiny?
Are you in a mess?" Isn't this so-called plastic surgery that can change your destiny just a nonsense advertisement?
The fortune teller shook his head and said with a smile: "How can such a thing happen?...Don't be kidding, a knife on the face will leave a big scar? Besides, changing one's life through disguise is a simple skill...it's not that simple...
…”
Qi Feng scratched his head and thought for a long time. He decided that it would be better not to delve deeper into this issue. After thinking about it, he was so scared that he would just shut up and watch the fortune teller put makeup on Liu Meiniang...
After watching for a while, Qi Feng felt something was wrong and interrupted the fortune teller's progress.
"Hey, hey, wait a minute. I don't think it's right. After she practices this poisonous skill, her whole face will be swollen. The right half of her face is still intact... and then she usually just uses the left side.
Let down your hair and cover half of your face, so you can see people. And she still looks like a great beauty..." As she spoke, she realized that both Liu Meiniang and the fortune teller were staring at her with wide eyes.
"Huh? Why are you looking at me like this?"
The fortune teller calmed down for a long time before sighing and saying: "My little Taoist friend's physiognomy has actually reached such a level. I can only tell that her appearance has been ruined, but I really admire that my little Taoist friend can see it as if he had seen it with his own eyes."
.I would like to ask, what kind of physiognomy does my little fellow Taoist practice?"
Qi Feng was immediately stuck and scratched his head: "Uh, it's not easy to explain. Let's get down to business first. We'll talk about it later when we have the chance..."
The fortune teller thought about it, and guessed that this was Qi Feng's secret that was not shared among colleagues. He nodded and asked no more questions. He reached out and wiped Liu Meizi's right face clean with a wet towel and repainted it.
After working for a long time, he finally finished the work, and then gave Liu Meiniang a few words of advice, "When you go back, you only need to do this... this... this... this... and then you will know whether Scholar Jiang is true or false."
Liu Meiniang looked in the mirror and was shocked. She quickly put her hair down to cover it, then bowed to Qi Feng and the fortune teller Yingying, and went to find her lover with a worried heart.
The fortune teller wiped his hands, put away the materials, and said to Qi Feng with a smile on his face: "My little Taoist friend, I accept a favor of three thousand yuan. For small businesses, there will be no discounts or credit."
Qi Feng directly pulled out a box of copper coins from the side. After paying for a month's rent and food in advance, he still had a little half left, so he handed the box to the fortune teller: "Taoist Master, you can count it yourself, so you don't have to look for it."
.”
The fortune teller laughed: "My little Taoist friend is so refreshing. No wonder I predicted a big business last night..."
Qi Feng thought about the cost of his box of money and couldn't help but smile bitterly. This was considered a big business. In the main plane, he was a lion ready to ask for a house and a car... Thinking of this, Qi Feng suddenly felt something in his heart.
.
"Taoist Priest! There is one more thing!" Qi Feng grabbed the fortune teller who was holding the money box and was about to leave: "Taoist Priest, does he understand Yin and Yang Feng Shui... uh, there are also things like magic arrays?"
The fortune teller was stunned and said, "Well, I understand a little bit. Haha, does the young Taoist still have a business to take care of the poor Taoist?"
Qi Feng slapped his thigh, he knew that this was the place where he could find no place, and he didn't waste any effort to get it. There was a real high-level magic stick here, how could he have thought of it.
Qi Feng quickly brought the fortune teller back to finish the work, and then without further ado, he directly cut out the projection of the multi-purpose tool and used holographic 3D to display the terrain data taken in the morning, "Taoist priest, please take a look!"
The fortune teller was surprised: "This thing... is such a treasure!" Then he looked at it carefully... After looking at it for a while, he suddenly felt like his soul was gone, his face turned pale, and he ran into the back room without saying a word.
Qi Feng was also startled. Could it be that the feng shui of this place is already so terrible? "Taoist Master... what are you doing?"
The fortune teller's voice came from the back room: "I don't know why, but I suddenly felt dizzy and nauseated... vomiting!"
When Qi Feng heard this, he suddenly realized: "..." Oh, this is 3D. (To be continued...)
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