Traveling through the Warhammer world, but I didn’t cry

"Three great uncleans, three secret keepers, and three ever-changing demon kings. To be honest, you are trying to kill me."

"Aren't you invincible? You are so scared! If I were as invincible as you, I would have shit on Khorne's head."

"Actually, I don't know if I am invincible or not. Sometimes I will fall into coma and suffer minor injuries." Lin Fan rubbed his head in distress. He didn't dare to bet, fearing that he would really bet on himself. Gone.

"It's okay, it's okay. You're fine in the arena. Can anything happen if you beat these losers? I'm leaving. Come on."

"Hey, wait." Lin Fan failed to stop Leman Russ and could only watch him running further and further away.

Lin Fan had no choice but to muster up the courage and start thinking about how to attract the attention of these big demons and the demons patrolling around them.

Didi didi

What is this sound? Is there such a regular beeping sound in the subspace? Lin Fan looked down and found that Leman Russ had actually put a grenade under his feet before leaving. God knows how this grenade was effective in the subspace.

This is revenge, this must be revenge, this husky is taking revenge on me for dragging him away from the arena!

Just when Lin Fan was about to curse, the grenade exploded.

Boom! This quiet three-god seal became noisy. All the demons looked along the fire and sound of the explosion, and saw that the armor and ropes on Lin Fan's body had disappeared. He was now in the center of the explosion that was blown to the ground. Standing with bare buttocks.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! A living piece of flesh and blood! A juicy soul!!"

The secret keepers of the Slaanesh faction instantly became excited. There was really too little fun in this Three Gods Sealing House. Catching the bare-butt creature in front of them could bring a lot of fun to their boring lives.

The three secret keepers scrambled to catch Lin Fan first, and the demon army of Slaanesh under their command also followed their lead and moved towards Lin Fan.

"Hey, hey, hey! We still have a mission!" A Tzeentchian All-Changing Demon Lord reminded the secret keeper who was charging past.

"This is an accident, it's a change, it's a good thing." Another All-Changing Demon Lord said it was okay.

"Protect my enemies and beat up my teammates. I am a guardian of knowledge." The third Almighty Demon Lord expressed neutrality and said a sentence commonly used by the Tzeentch faction and stopped moving.

Seeing the two coworkers beside him, the first Tzeentch angrily drove his wings and flew over, hoping to stop the Slaanesh demons.

"Huh? What happened?" Nurgle's great demons asked as if they had just woken up, touching the saliva and live maggots on their big mouths.

His remaining two brothers were still resting with their eyes closed, not feeling like they were about to wake up at all.

"Nothing happened, dear." The second All-Change Demon Lord said softly.

"A lot of things have happened, my dear." The third All-Change Demon Lord said together.

He rolled his eyes at these two crazy demon kings as if they were looking at a lunatic, then dropped his head and fell asleep.

Behind them, Leman Russ was sneaking into Diego's seal.

The two All-Changing Demon Lords looked at each other, then at Leman Russ's sneaking figure, and touched their chins not knowing what they were thinking.

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Lin Fan was really speechless. He swore that if Leman Russ came out, he would drink up all his liquor and leave nothing for him.

The three secret keepers quickly surrounded Lin Fan and stared at Lin Fan with extremely longing eyes, which made his scalp tingle. These big demons with three or even three pairs of breasts were too powerful for him.

Fortunately, the demons of Slaanesh are extremely selfish, and the three secret keepers quickly fell into a discussion about who could have exclusive access to Lin Fan. As for sharing? That word is not in Slaanesh's lexicon.

"Sister Kandor, I think you should let me go first. After all, sister, I am much older than you, so I have to respect my elders."

"Ouhouho~ Sister Telkash, you are so old and your charm is not as good as it used to be. You might as well leave it to me and love your children~"

"Stop fighting, my dears, do you still remember what Slaanesh taught in the University of Love? The human atmosphere is like a scourge, poisoning the youth of Slaanesh. Let me bear such suffering for you."

Listening to the murmurings of these demons who didn't know whether they were male or female, Lin Fan felt speechless. What was the feeling of trying to steal the emperor in a palace battle drama? Is there really such a thing as the University of Erotica? What the hell?

But at least they didn't make the first move, and instead quarreled with each other, which was quite good. It saved Lin Fan from being beaten around like a sandbag by these nimble guys.

"Hey! You three!" The All-Changing Demon Lord flew over from a distance, looking very angry, "We still have a mission, but you are here to catch a flesh and blood creature to play with!"

"Oh~ Brother Luokasna~ Don't be so angry. If you can't ensure a happy temperament, how can you ensure efficient work? You have to be relaxed and relaxed."

"You're right~ You're right~ Brother Lukasna, you should also relax a bit."

But it was obvious that this sweet tone disgusted the ever-changing demon king named Rokasna: "You damn shemales, don't talk to me with this artificial tone! And you! Don't use your... I don’t know what kind of tentacles touched my tail feathers.”

The secret keeper who was restrained took back his tentacles with some disappointment, and just happened to pull off a feather. Luokasna didn't even feel the pain. Who knows how this shemale pulled it off without knowing it? of. Under Rokasna's gaze, the keeper who pulled off his tail feather put the feather to his mouth with a lustful expression and kissed it gently.

The disgusted Rokasna raised his hand and fired a bolt of lightning, hitting the secret keeper who was licking his feathers. The secret keeper was still lying on the ground, trembling, humming, his face flushed, and he looked very happy. .

Seeing the fiery looks directed at him by the other two Keepers of Secrets, Lokasnar felt that the stupidity and brainlessness of these Slaanesh were as bad as Khorne's during the war.

Luokasna didn't even know whether he should scold these secret keepers. He felt that even if he scolded them, they would only feel comfortable and continue to go their own way.

Sighing, Rokasna said helplessly: "Hurry up and make this flesh-and-blood creature into a doll or something you like, and I will help you divide it into three parts."

"Okay~ Brother Luokasna is the best."

"It's forbidden!"

After hearing the compliment, Rokasna's All-Changing Demon King had no idea of ​​being happy at all. He thought about how he studied hard in the School of Impossible Graduation and worked conscientiously in the Fortress of Impossible Retirement. In the end, everything he learned actually turned into something for the third generation. The male demon was playing with a doll, and Luokasna closed his eyes, with tears streaming down the corners of his eyes.

Should I have gone to head-decapitation school to become a Khorne demon? No, no, no, Principal Tzeentch treated me well. I can't just forget his kindness.

Rokasna still remembers that Tzeentch and him played cards with him before sealing Diego. Although he lost, the principal still said many thoughtful words to him: "You can't play cards. Guard, I can't. . Can the Three Gods Seal Station be defended? My dear friends, please help me!"

Bang! A ray of white light appeared from behind Rokasna. This familiar feeling made his face change greatly, and the three secret keepers no longer looked as relaxed as before, and hurried back without even caring. Lin Fan was still naked.

Luokasna looked at the violently trembling seal in front of him and asked his two colleagues: "What's going on!"

The two Everchanging Demon Lords had a clear understanding of each other and said together: "Leman Russ has sneaked in."

"Then why didn't you stop him?"

"Change, change is a good thing, both good changes and bad changes are good things."

"Protect my enemies, beat up my teammates, I am a knowledge keeper."

The face of the bird held by Rokas changed from blue to purple, from purple to red. His anger even made him feel that he could be a Khorne demon. Finally, he sighed helplessly. He was really against him. These top colleagues don’t know what to say.

"Maybe I should really apply for the School of Beheading instead of the School of Impossible Graduation."

Tzeentch's pet raven