Traversed 99 Worlds at the Same Time

In the endless void, darkness is the most fundamental color, and the air of chaos is constantly surging, never ending. Here, there is no so-called space, and time has no meaning, no direction, and no sequence.

There are only countless colorful light balls like soap bubbles, trying to exude colorful colors to disperse the chaotic energy that is constantly rushing in. They are combined in an orderly manner without trace, the gear version Whirling and rubbing, like fluid, paradoxical. The fragile soap bubbles are entangled like this, huddling together for warmth, resisting the scour of chaos, solid and precarious, as if they will collapse in the next second.

After such a long time, several light spots inevitably collided together and stopped. Compared with the torrent of countless light spots, these rash light spots are inconspicuous. However, this inconspicuous jam was like a domino, triggering a series of chain reactions. The entire orderly torrent stopped, as if the remote control was pressed to pause, and the picture was still.

The light spots change from dynamic to static, rubbing and squeezing each other, and each light spot bears the boundless pressure brought by the sudden stop, deforms one after another, and is about to burst. Coupled with the fuel of chaos, there is a tendency to collapse into loose sand for a while. However, there are laws among all things, there is death and there is life, and there is a ray of life in the situation of death. The power generated by the friction between the light spots meets the menacing chaos, and merges into an indescribable force. That mighty force turned into a gray lightning, rushing towards an inconspicuous soap bubble not far away.

Obviously, the integrity of the mere soap bubbles naturally couldn't stop the gray Lightning Overlord from bowing hard, and after a symbolic resistance, he was sent to his soul. The soap bubbles all around stayed away one after another, expressing their unwillingness to watch such a dirty live broadcast, but the gray lightning refused to let them go, like white light passing through a prism to produce dispersion, and divided into countless electric currents that were too small to be detected by the naked eye, spreading all the soap Pao, for a moment, the entire chaotic void trembled.

Facing the panting soap bubbles, Gray Lightning is very satisfied. My harem should be like this, with rain and dew all over it!

After that everything was calm! The soap bubbles didn't dare to complain, they gritted their teeth silently, entangled again, and began to rub together to keep warm, glowing and glowing. During the whole process, apart from suffocating tens of thousands of idiots named Chuangshi Shen to death, and scaring seven or eight hundred promising young people called Creator crazy, everything else was fine.

It's really gratifying to congratulate, gratifying to congratulate!

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Earth, Huaguo, OO City, XX Province, in the men's restroom at the end of the left turn on the second floor of a private hospital. In his mid-twenties, Duke, who has not yet reached his third birthday, sat on the toilet, sighing, feeling how difficult life really is. His white coat hung beside him, and on the breastplate were three big characters gleaming in silver: Anorectal!

As the saying goes, men are afraid of entering the wrong profession, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man!

Duke vaguely remembered a summer vacation in high school, when he had diarrhea and went to the hospital to hang water, and heard the conversation of three doctors in the bathroom, and they said so.

"Internal medicine is no longer popular, and stomatology is the most profitable! Nowadays, people, no matter men, women, old or young, just like to eat. Those who swim in the water flying in the sky have nothing to eat. .So, in order to serve that mouth well, I am willing to spend any money."

"No, plastic surgery is the only way to make money! Everyone has a love for beauty, and if you have some ideas, who wouldn't cut yourself a few times in the face? It's not a dream to kick out your ex-wife and marry into a wealthy family! I heard it can prolong your life." , I don’t know if it’s true or not. No matter how bad it is, you have an advantage over others in finding a job. Let me tell you, making money in plastic surgery is like robbing a bank. We can’t envy you!”

"Fart! Eye care is the most profitable! This is fundamental, there are no discounts in the world!"

"Yes, yes, this makes money, this makes money!"

"Yes, yes! We were in the wrong business back then!"

Although their voices were very small, they were still heard 'clearly' by Duke, who pricked up his ears. The last doctor's words convinced him deeply. When you lose contact with the sphincter, don't say that Bingbing treats you to a full feast, even if aliens invade the earth, let me squat for a while. Although diarrhea was referred to a gastroenterologist, Duke, who could no longer feel the sphincter, said that it was anorectal. The doctor at the end was right. This is fundamental. Stomatology and plastic surgery are just clouds and cannot save the world.

So Duke changed his laziness, studied hard and made progress every day, and finally counterattacked the top student and was successfully admitted to the medical school. Gritting his teeth, he gave up the department of gynecology, which he was fascinated by, and resolutely threw himself into the embrace of the department of anorectal surgery, for the bright future of money... Ah, no! In order to save millions of sentient beings.

From then on, Duke started his tragic anorectal career!

"I must have chosen the purgatory mode when I was reincarnated, otherwise it would be so difficult to pass the level!"

Duke, who had already entered the pit, had no choice. After graduation, he begged his grandpa to sue his grandma, and finally squeezed into a private hospital. He worked hard, worked hard, became the third in command of the department before he was thirty, even though there are only three doctors in the anorectal department...

The two in front of Duke are the director of the anorectal department with a big belly, and the deputy director of the Mediterranean Sea. The two are very skilled in medicine, and they have reached the point where they can barely cure people. Therefore, the entire anorectal department depends on Duke to support them. lose money. But who made people choose the simple mode when they were reincarnated? These two are the boss's uncle and second uncle. They play cards at work and play guns after get off work. Compared with them, Duke is a tragedy.

A few days ago, the director went out to socialize. He drank it for seven days and successfully cured gastroptosis and alcohol poisoning. Now he is still in the emergency room, and it can only be covered with a white cloth when he is pushed out. After mourning for three seconds, Duke became excited, why, because the deputy director is about to be promoted to director, so he will be the deputy director after him!

Get promoted and raise salary, marry Bai Fumei, and wait for the Mediterranean to also drink gastroptosis, then he will become the director. After becoming the head of the anorectal department, he waited for the dean's gastroptosis again, and then became the CEO, reaching the pinnacle of his life and dominating the anorectal... medical field! Thinking about it, I was a little excited!

It's a pity that the fantasy is perfect, but the reality is cruel. A thunderbolt from the blue sky brought a deputy director, who is the third uncle of the boss...

Failure in the workplace does not bring pride to Duke's love scene. Duke, who is still single, said that the sphincter is really harmful. Thirty consecutive blind dates have failed. At the beginning, the girls knew that he was a doctor, and they looked at him like a dog saw shit... No, hungry wolves glowed faintly like they saw fresh meat, and they all asked to change their numbers to join. WeChat. But after knowing that he is an anorectal doctor, his attitude turned 180 degrees immediately, saying that he was in a hurry to go out, his face hadn't been washed, his mobile phone was left at home, and he couldn't change the number or add WeChat.

Who are you kidding! Now who goes out without a mobile phone! What is the difference between going out without a mobile phone and without clothes! Besides, you can change your number and add WeChat without your mobile phone, girl, we can add a WeChat, let's chat first!

Duke, who was desperate for a blind date, didn't expect to find a nurse sister in the hospital, and it didn't exist for him to get the moon first.

why? All the nurses in the hospital knew what was going on in the anorectal department, and all the nurse sisters said that Dr. Du was superb in medical skills. Can't get along at all!

The nurse sisters swear that it is better than Dr. Du in the anorectal department... Dr. Li in the obstetrics and gynecology department! Although he is not handsome, but he has a supercar! Although his medical skills are not very good, he has a mansion! Although he is average in stature and I heard that his physical strength is not good, but he is the boss' son!

All right! Duke finally discovered his greatest enemy in life, that is the boss. Uncle, second uncle, third uncle, son, the boss's family is simply his magic star, born to defeat him!

Just when Duke was sighing and regretting what he should have done, the light bulb above his head went out.

Feeling the helplessness of life, even the boss's toilet light started to bully him. Looking up, Duke was stunned. It was pitch black above the head, not to mention the toilet lights, even the ceiling was gone, it was pitch black. Unlike the night, even the universe still has stars shining! This kind of black is so pure that even light can be captured and sucked away by it. It is obviously a black hole.

"Come on, have aliens really invaded the earth?" Duke was stunned. He found that he didn't hear the words he said, and they were all sucked away by the black hole.

"Aliens opened wormholes and invaded the earth. I was the first to discover it... Could it be... Could it be that the anorectal science can really save the earth?" The stupid Duke had a big brain, and he couldn't help thinking of running in the sunset. , That was his lost youth.

A gray lightning flashed slowly in the black hole, and Duke got up quickly when he came back to his senses, but unexpectedly, his mind couldn't control his body at all at this moment, and he couldn't even move his little finger. Duke, who couldn't blink, could only watch the lightning slowly fall on his head...

Well, it's a little numb!

Boom! The whole hospital trembled three times. The medical staff and patients who thought it was an earthquake found that the building had only trembled a few times, and searched for it until they found a lump of coke in the men's bathroom on the second floor.