Traversed 99 Worlds at the Same Time
Chapter 16 Your Kidneys Are Not Working
Ninja School, in the corridor of the second grade, Duke stood helplessly at the door against Hades, hurried and hurried, but finally was late. As a ninja, punctuality is fundamental. The teacher doesn't care what Duke said. A ninja who has no sense of time is unqualified and must be punished by standing at the door.
"Duke, your reason is too bad!" Konoha was late to the king, and Uchiha Obito said happily. It is a good sign that someone accompanied him to punish him today. It may be a bonus to confess to Lin on a lucky day. This gentleman can be late eight times a week, and the ninja school has six days of classes a week, that is to say, sometimes, he can be late twice in one day, what a terrible late skill.
"I saw a black cat parked in the middle of the road, so I got lost on the road of life..." Obito 囧囧 said with a spirit: "Mr. Aida's face is all black!"
"Don't you think it's very poetic? Besides, it's better than helping the old lady cross the road!" Duke was also very depressed, and finally had the opportunity to say the famous saying of the late world, but the object was the old-fashioned Mr. Aida, and a good story was ruined. It's a pity that I don't understand the style.
"I'm really helping the old lady cross the road! All my life, I have taken helping the elderly in difficulty as my motto, and I put it into action every day!" Obito opened his eyes wide, pointed at his face, and approached Du Ke said: "See it? This innocent, pure and caring face."
"Not at all, I only saw two! Also, don't get too close, I'm afraid it will be contagious!" Duke slapped Obito mercilessly, pushed him away, and continued: "Just help the old lady pass Ma Lu, how much time will it take, you are an hour late, let alone Aida-sensei, even I wouldn't believe it!"
"The grandma I met today was unexpectedly stubborn! I managed to help her across the road, but when I turned around, she moved back. I had no choice but to help her back again, but she moved back again, so I Helping her... just wasted a lot of my time. Of course, I was the winner in the end, the old lady was moved by my perseverance and sincerity, she sat on the ground and cried!" Obito raised his thumbs towards himself, Proudly said: "She also asked my name, I think this trivial matter is not worth mentioning, so I didn't say it. At that time, many villagers on the side of the road stopped me and wanted to invite me to dinner, but I am a ninja, how could I be taken by them? Stop it, I left before they opened their mouths. I don’t leave my name behind for doing good deeds, I’m super handsome!"
"Haven't you ever thought that the old lady doesn't want to cross the road at all?" Duke was silent for a long time, and finally said: "The villagers stopped you probably because they wanted to treat you to dinner, I think they probably wanted to beat you, unfortunately Run fast for you."
"Ah!? Huh!?" Obito was stunned, his whole body was not well.
"It's a good thing you didn't leave your name, otherwise today would not be as simple as being punished!" Duke patted Obito on the shoulder. The child had suffered a major blow in his life and had already been petrified.
"Oh my god, how could this happen..." Obito knelt down on the ground, lowered his head, and said in grief and indignation: "I just want to help her!"
"That's what I believe. Someone else will definitely beat you to death." Duke has given up hope for someone's IQ, but as a friend, he still reminded him: "Don't take that road when you go to school these days. , will be blocked by the old lady's sons...Although this is what I look forward to!"
"What was I doing this morning! Is it a prank?" After listening to this, Obito burst into tears, and looked at Duke asking for help: "There should be a way to remedy it, right?"
"No, your brain is hopeless!" Duke said venomously, "Because as a single-celled organism, you don't have a brain at all."
"Bastard, I'm talking about the old lady's business, not my brain!"
"Don't you deny that you are a paramecium?"
"Ahhh——" Obito felt that today was his lucky day but a good day, facing the sharp and poisonous tongue attack, he couldn't resist it. If Mr. Aida came out now, he might be able to rescue him, and it would be too late.
"Wow!" Hades yelled above his head, looking curiously at the single cells on the ground.
"You have a dog, is it a ninja dog?" Obito tried to divert the topic, and forced a smile: "I haven't seen it before, did you just raise it recently?"
"Yeah!" Duke looked down at the mononucleated organisms on the ground like God looking down on the amoeba living in the mud, and said with pity: "The more people I know, the more I like dogs, so I raised a dog." Only!"
"Pfft—" A mouthful of old blood spewed out, Konoha boy Uchiha Obito died at the age of six.
boom! The door of the classroom was pushed open, Mr. Aida led the students to stand at the door, and the students all cast suspicious glances at the soft Obito on the ground. Is it cool on the ground?
"Ms. Aida..." Obito stretched out his trembling hand to Mrs. Aida. At this moment, Aida is kind, benevolent, and the incarnation of God. Darling, you are finally out, take me away from the devil quickly, my heart is about to stop beating.
"Obito, you are playing tricks at the door again! You nasty boy, when will you save me some snacks. After class today, stay and clean up the whole class."
God used the iron fist of love, cast Obito into hell, and said to the devil: "For the sake of your being late for the first time, I won't let you clean up. Don't be late again next time. Bring Obito to hell." Pull the soil up, let's go to the playground, we have practical lessons today."
"Okay, Mr. Aida, I'll take Obito to the playground right now." Duke said politely, bowing. After Aida-sensei took the first step with his friends, he grabbed Obito's feet, and pulled him to follow at the end of the team step by step. Nothing wrong, it was indeed pulled to the playground.
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo The six-year-old Obito vowed to destroy this stupid world one day.
...
On the playground, Obito, who was hit physically and mentally, stood at the back of the team, next to three bad friends, Duke, Asma and Kai. Seeing Obito's disheveled face, Asma couldn't help but "concerned" said: "Obito, did you eat expired instant noodles again?"
Obito ignored him, and in his depression, Asma became more cheerful, jumping up and down like a monkey, constantly expressing his 'concern' to Obito. Obito, who had just suffered mental torture and was doubting whether his IQ was up to the standard, said that after being tortured by Duke, I have no fear in my life. Asma, you children's tricks, don't show them to embarrassment.
"As the son of Hokage, I haven't eaten instant noodles yet! I usually eat tuna sushi made by Aunt Daiyoko, what, you don't know Aunt Daiyoko, maybe I haven't mentioned it before, she is my family One of the ten nannies is usually responsible for taking care of my food. There is also Aunt Makiko who makes the bed and folds the quilt, Aunt Miyoko who takes me to school, and Aunt Yukiko who is in charge of dress etiquette..."
"You haven't eaten instant noodles, I'm really sorry for you." Obito's eyes twitched at the overwhelming air of arrogance, Duke denied his IQ, and Asma denied his life.
"Obito, I'm not very energetic today!" Kai showed his gleaming white teeth, tried to cheer up Obito, and said, "If it's because you have to clean the classroom, then I will accompany you, as a proof of friendship, we will gather around after school. Walk upside down ten times with Konoha!"
"I can't do this kind of thing!" Obito politely refused, but he was still a little moved. A friend in adversity sees the truth, Akai, I did not misunderstand you. Although you usually act indiscriminately, you are the most reliable at critical moments!
"No, Obito!" Kai's eyes were blazing, "Men can't say no!"
"..." Bastard, give me back my emotion! After being questioned about IQ and life, Obito's kidney was also questioned.
"Everyone be quiet, let's have a two-two battle today! The results will be recorded in the year-end assessment, and the first place will be the chief student of the grade. Together with the rest of the high-ranked students, when they graduate, they will be given priority to the existing Jōnin leader teacher." Mr. Aida Amidst the lure and threats, the students let out bursts of wailing.
It's no wonder that the students complained. Compared with the three-body technique assessment and the written test questionnaire, for most people, the actual combat is less liked, because everyone is a novice, and they might get injured. Although there is a teacher around, I can't die, but it still hurts.
Aida-sensei ignored the objections of the students and directly announced the list of the first group. And emphasized that from now on, any act of arranging the cutting tool bag is prohibited, and if found, it will be regarded as a waiver. As for the reason, Mr. Aida also gave an explanation: As a ninja, the knife bag is life, and those who are irresponsible for life are not worthy of being called ninjas.
Duke touched his lower back, he was in a hurry to go out, and he didn't bring his knife bag... This is good news, because he doesn't have to organize his knife bag secretly, so he won't be regarded as a waiver.
If life is irresponsible for not tidying up the knife bag, then what am I, even my life? It's very good and powerful, even if it's life-threatening, what else do I have to be afraid of!
"The first group, Mike Kay vs. Mizuki!"
With an order, Xiaozhengtai Mizuki walked onto the practice field amidst the support of the girls. Opposite him was Kai, a young gymnastics expert with high fighting spirit.
"Say it first, you are not allowed to slap your face later." Mizuki Koshota has not yet grown into a sinister man who will bewitch Naruto to steal the sealing technique in the future. After Kakashi graduated, he is still the most popular boy in the class. Very sunny and confident, especially with his handsome face.
"Youth is not afraid of getting hurt." The classic Kay replied.
"Youth... we haven't reached that time yet!" Mizuki shrugged, he also hoped that youth would come, so that the name of the harem would be justified, and the tools for committing crimes have not yet matured, which is very embarrassing.
"Whirlwind of leaves!"
"ah--"
Mizuki, who was still thinking wildly, never thought that Kai would make a sneak attack. He was hit in the proud face by a roundabout kick, and then flew out of the field.
The first group was very fast. Mizuki, who was still playing handsome, was KO'd without making a move. Duke off the court only heard three sounds, ah, click, bang... I hope Mizuki's face won't be stiff after he fixes it , and will not be big or small, after all, the youth he is looking forward to will come in a few years.
"In the first group, Kai wins."
Aida-sensei announced the grades, and the protests of the girls chanting sneak attacks were ignored by him. Sneak attack? Can a ninja thing be called a sneak attack?
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