Traversed 99 Worlds at the Same Time

The woman was half-drunk and half-awake, and it seemed that she would be fully awake soon. Duke ate the ice cream ruthlessly based on the principle of "one glance will not hurt you, and you will not be fooled by one glance". Suddenly there was a flash of inspiration, the secret path was not good, and the slug sent him out of the wet bone forest, obviously looking for a coordinate.

Who will the slug look for as coordinates? This question is not difficult, except for Aunt Xia Shu who taught Duke the psychic art, it seems that only...

Duke's heart sank. Although this blond royal sister was drunk and blushed, she pulled her hair back to reveal the diamond-shaped mark on her forehead, and then combed her blond hair into twin ponytails. Don't be too familiar with that face, he I've been pretending before.

Tsunade, one of the Sannin!

"No wonder Mr. Jiraiya said that my breasts became smaller after transforming. I thought he was bragging, but it turned out that I really have breasts." The moment he recognized Tsunade, Duke's first reaction was to blame Ziraiya.

"Boy, this is the women's bath, you have gone to the wrong place." Tsunade said lightly, holding the flagon in his hand. He took a sip of his drink calmly, not caring at all that he was seen.

Duke felt furious, the more Tsunade showed indifference, the more frightened he was. Tsunade is not an easy-going temper, and the lessons learned from the past are vivid in his mind.

"When do you want to see?" Tsunade frowned slightly, and said unhappily.

"Haha..." Duke turned around quickly, quick witted, squeezed his throat and said softly, "Master Tsunade, you must have misunderstood, I am a real girl, how can a boy be so cute!"

"Idiot, when a girl reaches your age, she has already begun to develop." Tsunade's voice was slightly annoyed.

Duke looked down and yelled terribly, his Chunin vest was destroyed during the battle with Madara, and his inner shirt had already been reimbursed, and now his upper body is empty. In normal times, he might be able to get by with Minazuki's face, but now, unless Tsunade is blind, he won't believe him.

"Maybe...uh, I developed late!" Duke broke out in a cold sweat, thinking that he could still be rescued.

Tsunade picked up the bath towel at hand and wrapped it around, squeezed his fist, and said with a sneer, "Boy, how far do you want to fly?"

Duke could think of what would happen next, so he quickly turned his head and prostrated himself on the ground: "Master Tsunade, this is all a misunderstanding, I am Konoha Ninja, and this is my forehead protection. Also, I belong to Teacher Jiraiya disciple……"

Halfway through the conversation, Duke couldn't help but want to slap himself. At this time, mentioning Ziraiya is tantamount to adding fuel to the fire, and it must be over!

Sure enough, Tsunade, who was still able to restrain himself, immediately flew into a rage when he heard the word "Jiraiya": "I don't need you to tell me, Jiraiya is an idiot, he likes to peep, and the apprentices he taught are also A virtue."

Duke wanted to cry, but he couldn't wash himself away by jumping the Yellow River. If he had known this would happen, he would have reported Orochimaru's name. Maybe Tsunade would calm down.

"Master Tsunade, what happened?"

At this time, at the entrance of the women's bath, a black-haired girl walked over timidly. Her immature body was frail and boneless, and the small lotus on her chest was showing sharp corners. She was holding the bathtub with both hands, and inside was a porcelain bottle of wine.

Tsunade's little follower, Shizune, is a girl Duke recognizes, and she was a classmate at Ninja School. Her uncle is Tsunade's lover, Kato · Life Winner died early · Duan, when Tsunade left Konoha, he took her away with him.

Unexpectedly, I haven't seen you for a few years. The little girl who was so dry back then is now in full swing.

"Sure enough, girls at my age have already begun to develop." Duke nodded, solemnly.

"Go to hell!" Tsunade punched Duke right in the face.

...

Half an hour later, in a hut in the bath.

With a dark circle under his eyes, Duke sat at the small table with his teeth bared. On the opposite side were Tsunade, who was wearing a loose bathrobe, drinking by himself, and Shizune, who kept his head down and had red ears. The weak girl didn't dare to raise her head, and she didn't intend to catch up with her old classmates. When she thought of the scene in the bathroom, smoke started to rise from her head.

Tsunade picked up the small dried fish served with wine, and said vaguely in his mouth: "I see, Duke Mitarai, right! So the slug sent you to me?"

"That's right!" Duke said with a look of lovelessness, "It is estimated that Sister Slug wants you to help me recuperate, but the injury has worsened."

Tsunade slapped the wine glass on the table, with a look of 'I've had a bad temper after drinking too much', and said angrily: "Don't pretend to be innocent in front of me, I really can't see the look on your face?"

Duke said embarrassingly, "This..."

Shizune buried her head even lower, pulled Tsunade's sleeve, and whispered: "Master Tsunade, don't talk about this matter anymore."

Tsunade's face turned pale, and he teased Shizune: "Oh ho ho ho ho... Xiao Shizune's shy look is so cute, come and have a drink with uncle."

"Ah, don't—"

Shizune's combat power is naturally not Tsunade's opponent, half-pushed and half-satisfied, Tsunade drank a cup, and passed out tragically.

Duke pretended not to see it, and fought with the small dried fish on the plate without squinting.

Tsunade filled a glass of wine for himself, drank it in one gulp and said in satisfaction: "Actually, when you appeared, I knew it was the slug who sent you here. After all, it is also my psychic beast. I can guess what she thinks." One or two."

"Then you knew it was a misunderstanding, and still hit me?" Duke put down his chopsticks and pointed at his dark circles.

"I'm in a bad mood, can't I?" Tsunade raised his eyebrows and stared.

"Uh..." Duke wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Congratulations! If the slug didn't send you here, I would have sent you flying on the spot based on the fact that you are Jiraiya's disciple."

Duke felt relieved when he thought about it. He was almost beaten to death for peeping from such a distance back then. Today he almost posted it to read it, and even bought one and got two free... The result is just a dark circle around his eyes, what do you think? No loss.

Duke generously stated that for the sake of welfare, let’s forget about today’s matter, and don’t do it again next time. At most, you will be allowed to hit someone with the ball.

"Boy, have a drink with me." Gang held the porcelain bottle in her hand and was about to fill it up for Duke, but Duke refused to do so, so she gave up resentfully.

Duke stayed in Wetbone Forest for a few days while eating appetizers without saying a word, but he was too hungry. Although he really wanted to improve his favorability in front of the next five generations, he didn't know what to say when he opened his mouth. Apart from slugs, he and Tsunade had no other common topics. And now that Tsunade is in a self-destructive state, his identity as a medical ninja will only be hated.

The two sat quietly at the wine table, eating and drinking, Tsunade looked as if he was using wine to drown his sorrows, and the more he drank, the more decadent he became. Duke didn't stop him. He sat cross-legged and closed his eyes to take a nap when he was full.

To influence Tsunade, this kind of thing should be left to Naruto.

Tsunade drank alone, really bored, and turned to look at Duke: "Speaking of which, there is one thing that I have always cared about. A few years ago, on the battlefield between Konoha and Sand Hidden, someone pretended to be me and joined the battle, do you know who is it?"

Duke shook slightly, opened his eyes and said in surprise: "Master Tsunade, have you been paying attention to the war?"

"Ghosts pay attention to wars. I'm no longer a ninja. I won't even blink when all the ninjas die! It's just that that bastard pretended to be me, slandered my reputation, and caused me to be targeted and hid for a long time." time." Tsunade was expressionless, staring at Duke coldly, and sneered, "Who do you think that bastard is?"

Duke felt like he was on pins and needles, and someone approached him for violating his portrait rights. He could only apologize and said with a smile: "I've just heard about it. Mr. Jiraiya may know that he was the commander in that battle."

After Duke finished speaking, seeing Tsunade's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, his heart trembled, and he quickly added: "I reckon it was Jiraiya-sensei pretending to be him. He is most familiar with you. He can almost Disguise the real."

As the saying goes, a dead fellow does not die a poor one, so Duke hurriedly blamed Zilaiye. Don't worry if you have too many debts. Anyway, Zilai has given him so many blames, and he doesn't care about one more. Besides, Zilai also made great military exploits on the battlefield of Sha Yin, so he has to pay something, such as... half life.

"Really?" Tsunade sneered: "But the bastard psychic beast who pretended to be me is a slug, and I can't do that."

"This..." Duke's eyes wandered, sweating profusely: "This...let me think about it, it should also be explained."

"Okay, kid! Don't pretend, it's obviously you who did it." Tsunade looked contemptuous, and waved his hand to signal Duke to pour her wine: "Don't worry, I'm just checking, I didn't intend to do anything to you, My spirit is not that small."

Duke saw that Tsunade didn't intend to pursue it, so Pidianpidian helped her fill up the wine: "That's right, Master Tsunade is broad-minded, and no one knows about Konoha. Your Excellency has a lot, the prime minister can hold a boat in his belly, and he is tolerant Naida, it was you who was talking about!"

"Um?"

"It's a metaphor, complimenting you for being big-hearted and open to everything...not that you're big-breasted."

Boom!

Dark circles X2.

Tsunade breathed a sigh of relief: "Hahaha, I always feel uncomfortable somewhere, this is more symmetrical."

Duke: "..."

The next day, dawn.

Tsunade took Duke and Shizune to wander the streets of the town, passing through the noisy crowds, looking for casinos that had never raised debts.

"Master Tsunade, this is the money I just borrowed. If we lose again, no one will lend us the money. Also, do you know how much our debt is?" Last night, the voice was still weak, and the voice Holding the black password box, she instantly turned into a housekeeper, spouting at Tsunade endlessly.