Traversed 99 Worlds at the Same Time
Chapter 4 I'm So Cute, I'm Really a Boy
"What an uncute brat!" Mitarai Zixiao looked unhappy, and he could confirm that this was a brat.
"Oh! I thought it would be an old man!" Duke scratched his head, with an expression that I'm naive and you don't want to blackmail me. In fact, I was crazily complaining in my heart, the black mesh tights, is it really okay for you, a big man, to wear this? Uncle policeman, there is a pervert here!
"Why is it the old man?" Mitarai Zixiao asked puzzled, completely unable to understand the thinking circuit of the bear child.
"Isn't that what's said in the stories? Being hunted down, falling off a cliff, and meeting a very powerful grandpa." Duke continued to output cuteness.
"..." Where did you hear the story! There are no cliffs here, and there is no great grandpa here!
"Sorry, uncle!" Seeing that Mitarai Zixiao ignored him, Duke quickly apologized. He still had a lot of questions to ask, so he couldn't offend the person in front of him. In the previous life, this attire was perverted. In the world of Naruto, the proper ninja did not run away.
"Uncle...uncle!" Mitarai Zixiao felt as if struck by lightning. Although the kid in front of him was about the same age as his own daughter, it was fine to shout uncle, but why did it sound so sad! I'm thirty years old, in the prime of my life, in the golden age of a ninja.
"What's the matter, uncle?" Duke asked in panic.
"It's nothing, uncle is uncle!" Mitarai Zixiao waved his hand, not wanting to argue with the brat.
"Uncle, my name is Duke. I am four years old this year. Thank you for saving me." Seeing that the target person lacks interest in him, Duke hurriedly changed the character design. If it is not cute, then polite. Just a native from another world, I have a hundred kinds of character designs, and there is always one that suits you.
"Duke?" Mitarai Zixiao raised her eyebrows: "No need to thank you, I was not the one who saved you. Also, is Duke your full name?"
"Huh?" Duke said that I have used this name my whole life.
"For example, my name is Mitarai...Zixiao. What about you, is Duke your full name? Is it called Duke Ito, Duke Tojo or something?" Mitarai Zixiao said casually, but she was actually watching Duke closely. gram.
"My name is Duke. This is my full name. My surname is Duke!" Who would have surnames like Ito and Tojo? They will be hanged! This uncle named Mitarai Zixiao, don't open your mouth to say such a dangerous word, this book might be a hit! Well, even though this is only the fourth chapter, there is nothing to feel bad about rushing over!
"Full name?" Mitarai Zixiao was condescending, trying to see something, but Duke really didn't lie to him, he was called this name.
"Any questions?"
Duke was puzzled. Could it be that there is something secret about my life experience? In fact, my name is Duke Uchiha, Duke Senju, or Duke Otsutsuki?
"It's nothing, I'm just confirming! After all, I want to change your name, and I always ask for your opinion." Mitarai Zixiao has already confirmed that the kid in front of him doesn't even know that he has the blood of Minazuki, so the trouble is much less . As the head of Anbu, he believed in his ability, and a four-year-old kid couldn't fool him.
Well, a four-year-old kid can't fool you, but what about a twenty-six plus four-year-old kid? He's already the same age as you, and he has a hundred different character designs...
"Rename?" Why did you change your name for no reason? You changed my name, do we know each other well? Is the surname Du not good? There are more than five million people with the surname Du in our family. Spit on one person is enough for you to swim. If you don't reveal your height today, you pervert who wears net pattern tights, you are ready to bear the wrath of five million people!
"From now on, your name is Duke Mitarai, and I will be your guardian from now on!" Mitarai Zixiao thought about it for a while, and she had no talent at all about naming things.
"Oh! It's too hasty, but the surname of Mitarai is added in front, it feels the same as if it hasn't been changed!" Duke complained, this is also called name change, isn't my name still Duke? And what does guardian mean, literally? What a tragedy!
"Not satisfied? Then call Mitarai dog eggs, or Mitarai cat eggs, Mitarai eggs, duck eggs, goose eggs, you can choose!" Mitarai Zixiao is very indifferent, isn't it just a name, a mere code name. so important? You brat has so many demands, if you talk nonsense, I'll call you a dog.
"Please don't, I am very satisfied with the name Duke Mitarai." Duke burst into tears, how much do you like eggs! Goofy or something, my surname is not Li. Clearly agreeing to ask for my opinion is a dictatorship at all!
He could tell that if he objected, the other party would really change his name to Goudan.
"It's fine if you're satisfied. As your guardian, we've gotten to know each other initially. We'll get along for a long time in the future. You'd better be obedient. Let's talk about it first. When dealing with a brat, I always fatten him up for two laps first." It!" Mitarai Zixiao was very dissatisfied, the boss dug a hole and the younger brother jumped, although the hole is not as deep as it started, but the hole is a hole, no matter how shallow it is. I don't dare to attack the boss, and I can pinch you as I want, you little brat.
"Haha!" Duke touched his head and smiled foolishly. I also hate perverted uncles, especially the tight-fitting perverted man named Mitarai.
"Don't be silly! You've been sleeping for two days, and you can really sleep. Although the medical ninjas have healed your injuries, they can't cure your hunger. It's already meal time. Go wash your face and eat." Mitarai Zi Xiao pointed behind Duke, turned around and closed the door, and left gracefully.
"Damn rich, there is an independent bathroom in such a small bedroom. There must be other rooms too. There are so many toilets in the house, it really is abnormal." Duke opened the sliding door, muttering, standing with a small stool to wash his face In front of the pool.
"Huh!!!"
In the mirror, a pink and cute little loli looked at Duke vividly. Black eyes, shawl and long hair, wearing the same style of clothes and OK bandages as him, Duke smiled, she laughed too, Duke turned his head, and she turned his head too.
"Crossing a woman? No...no...impossible! This book is for men! Calm down, I must calm down at this time, maybe she's just dressed like me. That's it, I'll look for it first, that toilet-like thing It should be a time machine, and I can go back to Earth when I get into it." Duke collapsed to the point of incoherence, time travel is already hard to accept, and if he dresses as a woman again, this is the rhythm to be played to death. Could it be that all the traversers who have been bombarded by Star Destroyer will turn into girls? Ding Ding is gone, what is the meaning of my life...
After taking off his pants and seeing the mysterious elephant, Duke heaved a long sigh of relief, it was still there. Sure enough, she is so cute, she must be a boy, the ancients will not deceive me!
"But this is too cute, it's obvious! Could it be that the two-dimensional becomes three-dimensional, and it will beautify the characters?" Duke couldn't accept this strange phenomenon, because the pervert just now looked very thin.
After washing his face vigorously and rubbing his tender little face, Duke comforted himself that when he was cute when he was young, he must be disabled when he grows up. It is clear that his father in this life has a Chinese face, and it is not a dream to become a masculine man. But thinking of his mother's oval face, Duke couldn't calm down again. This fair and tender skin was completely inherited from his mother's side. Obviously, the genes of his mother's family are stronger, and the future is worrying.
"The perverted uncle is called Mitarai Zixiao? I've never heard of this name in Hokage. It should be a trick." Duke thought about it carefully for a while. This name was not mentioned in the original book. He must be a passer-by character. The kind that gets hung up on the name. Of course, there is also a possibility, that is, the timing of his crossing is wrong, the plot has not started yet, or he simply passed through, and Naruto Sasuke has already knelt down.
"Don't think about it if you can't remember it. If it comes, it's safe. At least the guardian is a ninja. This is a good start." Duke wiped off the water on his face and bid farewell to the past. In the previous life, my parents had two elder brothers to support me, one more than him, no more than the other. His parents in this life should be gone, so he didn't feel much. To be honest, watching memory is like watching a TV series, it is still intermittent, there is no sense of substitution at all, bad reviews.
"Being hit by a Star Destroyer Cannon, I can pass through. As the chosen one, I must have an awesome cheat. Am I going to choose to cultivate immortals or demons? What a happy trouble!" Duke happily jumped off the small bench , sitting cross-legged on the ground, with five hearts turned to the sky, meditating and concentrating, entering his own spiritual world. It's all written like this in the novel, and it can't be wrong.
For a time, three flowers gather on the top, five qi are in the Yuan Dynasty, golden lotus descends from the sky, and the sound of the avenue lingers unnoticed. Duke opened his eyes that could see through the void, and murmured, "I am the only one in the sky and on the earth!"
All right! The above is all nonsense. The actual situation is that Duke lay down, lay down, and crossed a dozen positions, and he couldn't even find the door to the spiritual world. It wasn't until Zamabu let out a stinky fart that he realized that fairy tales are all lies.
"There is no plug-in for time travel, it's different from what we promised! Where is the coach, I want to delete the account and practice again! There is no system, no grandpa, no portable space, not a plane businessman, and there is no soul behind it. What's the difference between salted fish! Ah, it smells so bad, I'm going to faint!" Duke fell on the tatami, bending forward in frustration.
"You brat, it's time to eat. It takes so long to wash your face... Wow, it stinks, what did you do in there!" Mitarai Zixiao, who pushed open the door, pinched her nose and raised the The salted fish on the ground quickly walked out the door.
Outside the house, there is a faint fragrance of green grass. Straight wooden corridors, bamboo and stone embellishments in the courtyard, trails paved with gravel, unknown flowers and plants, shallow pool water, and a few koi, it can be seen that the owner here is very good at enjoying life.
I can't tell that this guy has a literary heart under his rough appearance and wild net pattern tights... He really is a pervert!
Being hauled back by the collar, Duke didn't resist, and looked around curiously. To his surprise, this home is very quiet, there are no pillars with shurikens stuck in them, and there are no big pits left by practicing ninjutsu. Quiet and relaxed, Duke was roughly placed on the chair before he recovered his senses. Before he could complain, the unique aroma of food floated into his nose, and his stomach rumbled in unison.
"Zi Xiao, you should be gentle." Mitarai Natsuki patted her husband dissatisfied, and smiled kindly at Duke, "Especially such a cute boy, I was really shocked at first!"
Uh...cuteness, let's forget about it.
You'll Also Like
-
Plunder life and carve out an invincible path
Chapter 413 2 hours ago -
Star Dome Railway: I am developing a Star Dome Railway mobile game in my company
Chapter 333 2 hours ago -
Unlimited learning of spiritual powers, I will suppress the end of the world
Chapter 214 2 hours ago -
Lurking in Konoha, part-time Hokage
Chapter 149 10 hours ago -
I'm shooting anime in another world
Chapter 324 10 hours ago -
Great Sword Master
Chapter 1901 10 hours ago -
The hidden demon king, the empress brought her child to ask for responsibility
Chapter 675 10 hours ago -
The heroine engages in introversion in another world and saves herself from becoming a big boss
Chapter 480 11 hours ago -
Douluo: time travel, I became Tang San
Chapter 259 11 hours ago -
Players hanging out with Marvel
Chapter 1368 11 hours ago