Traversed 99 Worlds at the Same Time

Early the next morning, Duke struggled to get out of bed and slept for a whole day and night, his mind was a mess. I vaguely remember someone making a scene downstairs yesterday, and then...

Then what happened?

Duke rubbed his drowsy head. Excessive sleep caused the activity of brain cells to weaken. The negative effect is that he still wants to sleep for a while.

In the living room, Saitama was still sleeping soundly, he kicked the blanket aside, and slept on the floor of the living room with only two legs still hanging on the sofa. A blissful nasal bubble, with his breathing, changed from big to small, and then from small to big.

"You can sleep better than me, you bastard, aren't you afraid of sleeping to death?"

Duke flew up and kicked the bald head, and with a bang, he squatted down covering his feet.

"It hurts so much, my foot...is broken!"

On the ground, Saitama, who was sleeping soundly, scratched his head, turned over and continued to sleep, as if an ordinary person had been bitten by a mosquito.

Duke's self-esteem was hit by tons of critical blows, and he used life return to heal his injuries. He stood in front of Saitama with a cold face, looking at Saitama who was giggling in his sleep, feeling a hundred thousand upset in his heart.

Duke stepped on Saitama's chest, and then opened his five fingers to aim at the opponent's head with a mocking halo, and huge energy filled his palm.

"Flash Cannon!!"

boom! !

"Wow——"

Hearing the bald man's scream, Duke felt refreshed, the sky was bluer, the water was greener, and even his confused brain cells became active.

"Another day full of energy!"

The bathroom in the early morning is always very busy. Duke, as the owner of the house, grabs the right to use the bathroom first, while Saitama wanders back and forth at the door of the bathroom, clutching his crotch.

"Duke, are you alright? I can't hold it anymore."

"Hurry up, give me two more minutes and it will be done."

"You've said that eight times already!" Saitama complained.

"this is the last time."

"It can't be done, my patience has reached its limit!!" Saitama was so anxious that his head was sweating, and he stretched out his hand to slap on the bathroom door.

"Asshole, don't touch my door, how strong are your hands, don't you have a B number in your heart?"

"But I'm about to die..." Saitama's face turned pale, then quickly turned blue, and tended to turn black.

"Bastard, who do you think caused me to become like this?" In the bathroom, Duke looked at the mirror and said calmly, "During the last battle, you broke a tooth loose. It's never been alright!"

Duke was full of resentment, the bald-headed demon king was not serious about his attacks, his teeth were shaken, he was half dead, and even if he gave his life back, he couldn't save him.

"You can't blame me, your tooth should be a decayed tooth... Also, it's already two minutes!" Qiyu stopped pacing back and forth, and he stood tremblingly on the door with his stubborn posture.

"Stop making trouble, there is nothing in thirty seconds."

"Ah, I can't do it anymore. Duke, I'm coming in!"

"Bastard, who wants to use the bathroom at the same time as you!" Duke was furious, and pressed against the door hard, even though Saitama outside shook the door like crazy, he just didn't let go.

"I don't care, if you don't let me in, I'll pee in the living room!"

"Death bald, won't you go outside to solve it?"

"Ahhh, I'm not dead bald... Eh, go outside?" Qiyu's eyes lit up, this is really a good way, but he was ashamed, and coyly said: "But, it's not good to urinate anywhere... Let's go! "

"Stupid, don't you know how to use your brain? Z City is full of weird people, and the population is small. There are only you and me in the nearby blocks. Even if you go downstairs and cross the road, no one will care about you."

"But……"

"Hurry up and support greening!"

"Okay, then I'll listen to you."

Qiyu nodded quickly, and trotted all the way to open the door, not even having time to put on his shoes. At this moment, he had reached the limit of his patience, he couldn't control so much, he jumped onto the railing of the corridor, took out the heavy cannon, and aimed at the green trees downstairs—opened the gate to release the water!

Little Ding Ding swayed in the wind, Saitama lifted the stride vigorously, and the water splashed fiercely on the canopy below. The emerald green leaves are stained with a little dew, and when they are illuminated by the morning sun, they reflect a colorful rainbow, which is extremely beautiful.

Saitama looked at the beautiful scenery he created and was deeply fascinated by it.

Anywhere... Cough cough, the shame of being exposed to nature, mixed with the little panic of being seen by others, the two complex emotions mixed together, and replaced by the sourness that swept away, making him feel immoral excitement and pleasure.

From spiritual satisfaction!

"It's so comfortable!" Saitama grinned, his scribbled facial features blurred.

\u003c(￣▽￣)\u003e

Slap!

Hearing the sound of footsteps stopping beside his ear, Saitama turned his wretched bald head, and his blurred eyes collided with the opponent's gaze.

Genos: (￣△￣;)

Saitama: Σ(°△°|||)︴

The scene was silent for a while, only the sound of splashing water never stopped...

Three seconds later, Qiyu came back to his senses, hurriedly snorted, and resorted to the world's strongest force, forcefully holding back the remaining half of his urine.

Genos: (._.)…

"Who are you?" Saitama's expression was contorted, and it was obvious from his appearance that he was enduring unspeakable pain.

At this moment, Genos's heart is broken. He is ready to stalk and come to apprentice, but why is the painting style so sloppy?

What about the good hermit master? Why is there only one wretched bald head standing on the railing... watering the trees?

Genos prayed in his heart, only asking that the teacher he was looking for was not the bald head in front of him.

"Well, hello... I'm here to find someone who lives here."

Don't be him! Don't be him! Don't be him!

"Oh, look for Duke! Are you his friend? He's in the house, go in by yourself!"

Great, it's really not him!

Genos breathed a sigh of relief, and pushed open the door of Duke's house with anxiety. Just as he was halfway through the door, there was another splash of water behind him.

Genos: "..."

In the living room, Duke tied a piece of fishing line to the dangling cavity, tied the other end to the door, and kicked it hard. With a snap, the fishing line was straightened and stretched, and there was a whine that the salted fish could not write. It struggled for a while, and finally broke.

"Damn it, it's just a decayed tooth, yet it's so tenacious?" Duke said bitterly while holding the pressure thread.

Genos: (=.=)

Impossible, it can't be him, there should be a third person here!

That's right, that's it!

"Hey, you are... Who are you looking for? Are you looking for Saitama?" Duke turned his head and saw Genos standing there stupidly, and couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

Mr. Genos, who has been defeated and defeated, has lost his armor and armor, and has a mine at home, are you here to seek Saitama as a teacher?

"Duke, are you calling me?" The bald man walked in from the door with a relaxed expression.

"Where did you go, someone is looking for you." Duke pointed at Genos.

"Hey, didn't he come to look for you?" Qiyu stroked his bald head with a bewildered expression.

"Huh!? Looking for me!?" Duke blinked, his face confused.

Genos looked at Saitama, then at Duke, and then... three faces were confused.

Five minutes later, the three sat around the coffee table in the living room.

After figuring out the ins and outs of the matter, Duke suddenly realized: "If you are talking about qigong cannon, it is indeed my move, but..."

"But what happened?" Genos asked hastily.

"But I don't remember who I fought with yesterday. I should have been sleeping all the time." Duke scratched his chin, and the mosquito girl actually died. It's a pity that the good RBQ is obviously of great training value.

"Maybe half awake and half asleep, you don't remember." Saitama interjected, "Occasionally I sleepwalk and go out to fight weird people. When I wake up, I sleep on the street covered in blood."

"Qitama, get the hell out of me later!" Duke felt a chill, feeling that he was almost killed last night.

Genos stared at Duke closely, gritted his teeth and said, "Mr. Duke, please accept me as an apprentice!"

"ha!?"

Thanks to book friends: Elegant Chinese Cabbage, Yi Mu Jiang Xu, Tang☆Da Shao, Lonely Soul 1994, Boy Z, Ye Wuxin, for their rewards!