Traversed 99 Worlds at the Same Time

Most of the cosmic beings are the same as the earthlings, they are not tyrannical cosmic beings, and they reproduce very fast. According to the plan formulated by Thanos, every 20 years, he will snap his fingers again.

This is so much hatred!

Even if the loving Thanos doesn't care, instead of thankless efforts, wouldn't it be more beautiful to let people curb population growth spontaneously and be his cosmic overlord comfortably?

If this were placed in the Great Heavenly Dynasty, Thanos would be equivalent to Wu's second child at the entrance of the village, the one who had a cerebral thrombosis and made everyone tremble.

Take the earth as an example. Director Mie snapped his fingers, and the population dropped by half. Population reduction reduces employment pressure, economic costs and life pressure, and there is no competition pressure, so let’s have children and play, anyway, it won’t cost a lot of money.

Oh, by the way, at that time, housing prices were so cheap that the mothers-in-law could no longer stop loving each other.

War has never been the best way to reduce the fertility rate. It seems that half of the population is lost in one breath, but it actually provides a natural hotbed for population explosion. Throughout the development of modern civilization, the means to reduce the birth rate mainly include:

1. Improve the level of education;

2. Improve the social status of women;

3. Increase prices;

4. Raise consumer awareness, fight against piracy, encourage genuine copies, encourage brand-name bags and luxury cosmetics, and vote more for authors.

To sum it up in one sentence: to curb population growth through economic growth!

Why is the birth rate lower in the more economically developed areas? Because everyone is forced by the pressure of life to play games as a fat house.

What, you say you can't bear to part with a girl?

I'm sorry, there are all kinds of girls in my cloud disk, even the ones that are bigger than you.

So, Thanos can only wear women's clothing... Ahem, only by developing the economy and driving the people of the universe to become rich can the world be truly saved!

What Thanos should do is to become a peace ambassador, a goodwill ambassador, a feminist ambassador, and a student fund boss. No matter how bad it is, open an interstellar bank to encourage planetary loans to develop the economy and support real estate development.

GDP has increased, women's social status has improved, and people's education level has improved. At that time, Boss Mie was a friend of women in the universe, a good friend of the party, and a good brother of the people. He shook hands and took pictures with the leadership team of the planet every day. The real director of killing.

At that time, everyone will take a look, oh my god, the house price is so expensive?

I'm not married anymore!

It costs so much to talk about a girlfriend?

Go home and fuck!

Not to mention a second child, one child must be encouraged by policy, or even forced.

In this way, the cosmic crisis will be gone!

It's obviously a good thing, but the population is controlled in the most brutal and ruthless way. You can't blame the Avengers and Miezong for fighting against each other, because the whole universe wants to kill you.

If Thanos changes his mind and guides the entire universe through the above methods, he will be the number one great man after the Big Bang, and everyone will spontaneously enshrine a purple potato at home. Mr. Mie, you don't need to snap your fingers to see who is upset. If you reveal a little bit, the enemy will be sprayed by trolls all over the universe to doubt life.

If there is such a day, the Avengers can also be filmed indefinitely. It is hard to find a ticket in the cinema. People hold purple potato banners and watch the idol's new movie with tears in their eyes.

"Avengers 4: Women Can Hold Up Half the Sky"

"Avengers 5: If you want to be rich and have fewer children, raise more pigs"

"Avengers 6: No matter how poor you are, you can't be poor in education"

"Avengers 7: The cloud disk is my home, I love my home"

Boom!

The box office exploded, it was perfect!

Infinity War is a fart, Mr. Mie is comfortably smoking a cigar at home, counting tickets, enjoying the praises, and scolding his incompetent funny son-in-law, how wonderful!

It's a pity that Thanos has never been influenced by the red flag, and vowed to go to the dark on the road of no return.

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On the earth at this time, a spaceship traveling faster than the speed of light crossed the galaxy and descended here from the far side of the universe. On the spaceship, three shadows stood overlooking the water-blue planet below. They were Generals Ebony Maw, Black Dwarf, and General Deathblade among the five Obsidian generals under Thanos.

"Earth, we have finally arrived!" General Deathblade, who was wearing a black robe and holding a Soul Blade, said coldly. He is the most loyal subordinate of Thanos, and he is also the head of the five generals of Obsidian, and the strongest one.

"It's really unimaginable that such a remote planet, which doesn't even have the ability to explore the universe, has two infinity gems." The one who spoke was Ebony Throat, with gray and white old skin, and his body shape was similar to that of ordinary people.

The last Obsidian general, Black Dwarf, did not disturb the conversation between the two of them. The only thing he is good at is fighting because of his huge size. His life is extremely simple. Follow Thanos' orders and destroy those who stand in his way, but nothing else.

"I'm responsible for getting the Mind Stone, and the Time Stone is for you two. Don't delay too long, the master hates waiting." Thanos is not here, General Deathblade is the leader, and he has the right to command the other five generals of Obsidian.

Black Dwarf nodded without any doubts, but Ebony Throat frowned, with a slightly displeased expression on his face: "Separate the combat power rashly, and be careful to be defeated by the natives one by one!"

"There are indeed many excellent fighters on this planet, but we are not Loki, and his failure will not happen to us." General Deathblade replied coldly, and there was no more to say.

Following Thanos for many years, General Deathblade is also a fierce figure in the universe. As the sharpest knife in the hands of the death titan Thanos, the civilization destroyed in his hands cannot be counted with two hands. A lifetime of fighting has cultivated the arrogance of the strong, not because he underestimated the earth, but because this planet is really too low-level.

General Deathblade turned and left, boarded the small spaceship, took the magic coordinates given to him by Thanos, and went to get the Mind Stone. Ebony Throat caught a glimpse of him leaving from the corner of his eye, and then slowly said: "Black Dwarf, we are going to get the Time Stone according to the plan, be careful of the strong on this planet, don't die carelessly."

Black Dwarf nodded, tightening the weapon in his hand.

The spaceship entered the atmosphere and finally landed in New York. According to the coordinates, the time gem was in the tall building below. When the duo landed, the long-awaited Doctor Strange and Iron Man Tony Stark blocked their way.

"Wow, two new species, maybe I can have the right to name them." Of course Stark was the one who talked, and he was the only one who didn't forget to tease the enemy at any time.

Doctor Strange glanced at Stark speechlessly, dissatisfied with his out-of-focus temporary teammates. No wonder, one is the magic side and the other is the technology side, and there is basically no common language between them.

"Inferior creatures, you should be grateful. The great Thanos will descend on this savage planet with glory. And you will die from..." It's not that Ebony Throat underestimated the earth, but as the spokesperson of Thanos, this Forcing him to pretend.

"Stop!"

Stark, with a displeased face, directly interrupted Ebony Throat's eloquence, shrugged and replied: "Sorry, I don't think you guys must have gone through the visa procedures. According to that law, you have to live in a small single room for a while. Until I called your dad... that's the name, it's too arrogant, I haven't let the girls call me that for a long time. Let your dad pay the fine, and then extradite you to outer space. Alright , now pack your luggage, remember to bring soap and shower gel, otherwise it will hurt."

"I hate this guy!" Ebony Maw had no intention of continuing to pretend, and Stark successfully conquered him in less than a minute.

Black Dwarf nodded in approval, he hated Stark's broken mouth.

Doctor Strange also hated Stark's broken mouth. In less than a minute, the face of the earthlings was lost.

"Guardian of the gem, is this nagging animal the spokesperson of your planet?" Ebony Maw didn't want to continue the conversation with Stark.

Doctor Strange sighed: "No, he's not the spokesperson, but he means the same as me. Leave this planet, you are not welcome here!"

Thanks to the book friends: Elegant Chinese cabbage, X-Men and One Piece, seem to be inseparable, show a rich smile, I am superstar, Eetry style, I don’t know it has been a thousand years. Meng Bujue, Mr. Lan Zhu, Tang☆Da Shao, Lei Xiang, and the rewards of the fake and harsh fake house!