Traversed 99 Worlds at the Same Time

Seeing Mengxin appear, the two ruthless guys stopped communicating and walked straight over.

"The strongest female general in the empire, what do you plan to do with her, she is not a good person!"

"A good knife, the law of the jungle is deeply rooted, and she will fight for whoever gives her a war. I use it very well."

"Be careful of being bitten by a knife."

"It's okay, I'm not afraid of the cold!"

The two talked while walking, and when they came to Mengxin, they just ended the conversation.

The first Mengxin was a burly man with an inch head, and he was dressed in a blue monk robe. It was unclear whether he was a real monk or a fake monk.

The second Mengxin is wearing a white coat, and he wears gold-rimmed glasses in a gentle manner. Many professionals wear white coats, but the two Dukes can tell that he is engaged in medical work. There is no way. The temperament is too familiar.

The last one is a cute new shirt + trousers. His face is full of the sacred dignity of teaching and educating people. He is handsome, but it is a pity that his yellow hair affects his temperament.

Experienced more and more worlds, the life experience of the Dukes is accumulated and superimposed, and the eyes of seeing people are very precise. Merge your memory.

...

The first Mengxin traveled to the parallel world of the earth, the age was pushed forward a little, and it was not yet the millennium, and he sadly became a monk. The good news is that he is a substitute practitioner, the original father knew the abbot, and they agreed to take him away from the monastery on the day he learned martial arts. The bad news is that on the day Duke crossed over, the father of the original body... died!

Duke: "..."

What made Duke complain the most was that the temple he was in was called Shaolin Temple, which is nothing, but what the hell is the Shaolin Temple in Dongxi City, Guangdong Province?

That's right, it's the famous city that uses tourism to promote the city's economic construction and humanistic development, and was brutally blocked because of the popular show "Where's Dad?"

There is something wrong with this world!

Because the time travel did not accept the memory, Duke carefully pretended to be a normal person and began to get in touch with the world slowly. Soon, he discovered countless flaws. From the perspective of his original body, the normal daily life was extremely nonsensical from the perspective of his time traveler.

First of all, the abbot of the Shaolin Temple is called Meng Yiyi, and the eighteen bronze figures with the highest martial arts in the temple are capable of eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, smoking and smoking. They are not at all like a serious monk.

Secondly, Ah Qi, a pork guy in the vegetable market next door, was often overthrown because he often ordered the Dongguan-style set meal without paying. The last time Duke helped the abbot buy pork, he saw Ah Qi followed a psychopath and left without turning his head. His back was tall and dignified.

In the end, Chinese football dominated the world, swept the world powers, and won the Hercules Cup! From the beginning of the group stage, every game was 100:0, and the score can only be achieved by playing basketball. There are six main players in the national team, and they were also lay disciples of Shaolin Temple in the past.

Duke: "..."

Duke came in late, so he didn't get to see the majesty and heroism of the six senior brothers. Fortunately, the senior brothers did not forget their roots. They made money to buy a lot of household appliances for the temple. kind. According to the gossip, the DVD players that the senior brothers honored to the abbot contained a lot of private goods.

Ever since, Duke was very fortunate to see the world-renowned "God of Gamblers" Gao Jin on TV!

On this day, Duke was complaining about the fact that Ah Xing from the next village went to Hong Kong to join his third uncle, but when he turned around, he saw his master sterilization master bring Ah Xing over.

"Zhixi, this is Zhichuang, my new disciple, and also your younger brother. As a teacher, I will go to Boss Wang's house for a few days to treat his wife's infertility. I really can't get away from it. You should take it with you first." Let him get acquainted with the situation in the monastery." The sterilization master hurriedly left after finishing speaking. Boss Wang donated a lot of money to the monastery. The abbot said that Wang Dashan can't have no heirs, and he must make his wife pregnant no matter what. superior.

"A Xing, didn't you go to Hong Kong, why are you back?"

"Brother, you have misunderstood the person, I am not a star. Let me introduce myself, my name is Stephen Zhou, and I came from Hong Kong specially to learn cooking!"

Duke: "..."

Well, nonsensical world, don't pay too much attention to details.

"Brother, tell me honestly, is our place the Chinese Culinary Academy?"

"Junior brother, there is no New Oriental here, only the kitchen of Shaolin Temple."

"Damn bald abbot, how dare you lie to me..." Stephen Zhou supported his buttocks with a look of grief and indignation.

Two days later, Stephen Zhou failed to escape many times, but was beaten by eighteen bronze men until he didn't even recognize his mother. He finally realized that if he wanted to escape from Shaolin Temple, he must have excellent martial arts skills, so he asked Duke to teach him martial arts.

Duke was bored, so he cheerfully took him to the Buddhist scripture pavilion.

"Junior Brother, our Shaolin Temple is the best in martial arts in the world, fists, feet, weapons, and light and internal skills are all the best in the world. Which one do you want to learn?"

"I will learn whatever the Eighteen Bronze Men learned!" Stephen Zhou was probably cast into the shadows.

"Okay, if you have ambition, I like you, junior brother, who is not afraid of death." Duke praised with a thumbs up, pointing to the rows of bookshelves in the Sutra Pavilion: "The martial arts of the Eighteen Bronze Men are all here. , you pick one!"

Stephen Zhou was overjoyed when he heard the words, picked up the cheat book and chose it, and soon his face became greener and greener. The internal skills and mental methods on the bookshelf are [Chunyang Boy's Kungfu], [Golden Body Boy's Kungfu], [Tiangang Boy's Kungfu], [Eight Desolation and Liuhe Only I Respect Boy's Kungfu]...

"Senior brother, why are you a child?"

"What do you mean by this, if we don't practice boy kungfu in Shaolin Temple, what are we doing?"

"It makes sense!" Stephen Zhou's face turned greener.

"Okay, junior brother, it's not a problem for you to rummage around like this. I recommend a few books for you." Duke said as he picked out a cheat book and handed it over.

[The Thirteenth Taibao practice boy skills]

Stephen Zhou's eyeballs almost fell out, "Brother, don't lie to me, I've seen Wei Xiaobao, it's obviously the Thirteen Taibao who practiced the golden bell guard!"

"That requires a child's body." Duke explained.

"Uh... anything else?"

"How about this [Wudang Nine Suns Boy Kung Fu]?" Duke handed over another cheat book.

"Wait, aren't we the Shaolin sect? Why do we have the Wudang sect's cheats?"

"Amitabha, Junior Brother, you must know that martial arts in the world come from Shaolin!" Duke called out the Buddha's name, and the treasure looked solemn.

"Fuck me, are you so shameless?" Stephen Zhou muttered in a low voice.

"Junior brother, be careful. This is me. I'm replaced by the abbot. Tonight, you're going to have a long talk with him again on the kang."

"Thank you for reminding me, brother. I don't thank you for your kindness. I still have ten yuan. I'll treat you to roast chicken tonight." Stephen Zhou shuddered as he thought about Master Meng Yiyi's wretched face.

"Junior Brother really has roots of wisdom."

Duke took Stephen Zhou to select more than a dozen cheat books, all of them were Tongzi Gong without exception, and finally Stephen Zhou couldn't take it anymore, and interrupted: "Brother, is there really nothing else except Tongzi Gong? For example [Yi Jin Jing], [Washing Marrow Sutra], [Shen Foot Sutra] and so on, I can do it as a junior."

With that said, Stephen Zhou gritted his teeth, reluctantly took out half a pack of Zhonghua from his arms and stuffed it into Duke's hand.

"Junior brother, what are you doing? I'm so embarrassed for you!" Duke put Zhonghua into his arms without a trace, and said with a look of embarrassment: "Junior brother, tell me honestly, is there something unspeakable? Practicing boy kung fu? You have to know that according to historical records, Xiao Feng, the great king of the Southern Academy of Daliao Kingdom, learned boy kung fu when he was studying art in Shaolin. My brother didn’t lie to you, it was that Khitan man Xiao Feng, two days ago I I also saw a TV series about him on TV."

Stephen's face collapsed on Monday, and he really wanted to tell Duke that it was a novel, not even an unofficial history. You’re not a boy anymore. Give me boy skills, but I can’t practice them either!”

Duke's expression remained unchanged, and he glanced at Stephen Zhou with contempt: "Junior brother, who told you that you must be a boy to practice boy's skill?"

Stephen Zhou was shocked: "Isn't it? But it's said so in the books!"

"Joke, the book lied to you. If you don't believe me, you can ask the Eighteen Bronze Men. Before they entered the temple, they were all good at burning their heads by smoking, drinking, and practicing as a boy."

Stephen Zhou: "..."

"Okay, junior brother, don't get entangled. You can practice this [Beiming Boy Kung Fu], it's easy to learn. Many beginners rely on it to start their careers, attract heroes all over the world, and finally dominate the universe."

Stephen Zhou: "..."

"Oh, that's right. There's also this book [Great Vajra Legs]. Seeing you collide with this cheat book, it must be very suitable for your cultivation. Let's take it together!"