Traversed 99 Worlds at the Same Time

In the dean's room, Duke was fighting landlords online while watching TV.

There is no way, the work is busy, and the dean also needs to relax.

Sharpening a knife is not a mistake in chopping firewood! Only with a full mental state can you devote yourself to work better and be a better person... Ahem, this is the Great American Emperor. It should be said that you can better resist the sugar-coated bullets of capitalism and strengthen the core values ​​​​of socialism.

Dean Du works 15 minutes a day, signs a number of documents, and spends the remaining 7 hours and 45 minutes playing games, which perfectly resists the hedonism of the capitalist world.

Don't ask where the money came from, it just happened that his personal account had the same number as the Arkham Hospital account. Dean Du didn't know about this. If he knew, he would definitely not do this. It's all the bank's fault!

Maybe it was because of bad luck today. After a few hours, Duke didn't win. As a result, just as he quit the game, a black shadow came in from the window. It was the rich dark knight——Batman!

No wonder today's bad luck, it's because of you, Bat Man.

Duke lamented that Batman was so unlucky that the bad luck came a few hours before he arrived, and he said angrily: "It's broad daylight, don't go to the window if you have a door, don't you know that you are a positive person now?" ?"

The evil Saiyans tried to occupy the earth in vain, and Batman and others stepped forward and became the most prestigious superheroes. Although they were abused terribly, at least they stood up, so they got high evaluation. Except for Superman, Wonder Woman and Batman are the most famous. Wonder Woman is because of a pair of long legs, and Batman is because of a long...

All in all, Duke is right to say that Batman is a positive character, because no one calls him a freak because of his heroic sacrifice.

"I don't want to be a positive person, I'd rather be in the dark and make everyone fear me..." Batman said in a low voice, even if Duke revealed his true identity, he always wore a mask, as if he wasn't Same as Bruce Wayne.

"So, is anyone still afraid of you now?" Duke asked with a smile.

Batman is silent, and now the earth is very peaceful, super villains have changed their careers to become civil servants, not to mention ordinary little thieves, they have disappeared without a trace. Except for the gang of 'Allahu Akbar', who were so quick and quick that the superheroes had no choice but to show up for more than five minutes, the other villains were beaten to death by the suicide squad who heard the news.

There are too few villains, and it is nowhere in sight to become a regular. The suicide squad is also very desperate, wondering if they should brush each other up.

The reason why Batman turned into darkness is because there are too many criminals in Gotham, and he wants to erect an image that will scare the criminals, but now there are few tram perverts in Gotham City, and he himself has become a super idol, so some people will be afraid of him.

On the surface of Gotham City, Mayor Kadu uses official power to fight against crime, and secretly there is a clown game to shock people. If it were not for the threat of Saiyans, Batman has already been laid off and returned home, and he will be his billionaire honestly , drinking flower wine and playing with women every day.

What a shame, Batman never thought that one day the person who would take his job would be the Joker.

After being depressed for a while, Batman said, "Dean Du, I'm here today because I need to ask you for help."

"I'm just kidding, I'm so busy with the hospital's business every day, how can I have time to help you!" Duke stood up from his seat, and his shoulders were sore from playing the game for a long time. Let Quizell step on it for a while.

"I see, you really can't get out of your life..." Batman complained helplessly.

"You can see that too?"

"Well, you didn't zip it up."

"..."

Duke looked down, and sure enough the middle door was wide open, revealing Mickey Mouse's smiling face.

"Ahem, you know, the hospital is busy with business, and I have to squeeze time to go to the bathroom, so I forgot about it!" Facing Batman's contemptuous eyes, Duk pulls on his zipper, his face is not red and he is not panting. Dean demeanor.

In fact, he scolded Quizell half to death in his heart, and dared to play a prank on the dean. When talking to her tonight, if he didn't make her cry, he wouldn't be named Du.

"Okay, let me hear what you want from me for now!" Facing Batman's "I understand" eyes, even the old thick-skinned Duke was a little embarrassed.

"No, for the sake of world peace, you have to do me this favor," Batman insisted.

"I heard that right, isn't the world already at peace?" As far as the current lineup on Earth is concerned, who else can do it again... Darkseid may be able to do it, but in the future, that Steppenwolf will dare to risk his head and become a wolf in minutes bisque.

Speaking of which, Duke has a great sense of accomplishment, the world is peaceful, and it can be solved with just one COS!

"No, the current peace is only based on the threat of the Saiyans, which is not reliable, and it can even be said to be very fragile." Batman pointed out sharply: "It doesn't matter if the Saiyans haven't come to Earth for three or five years." , but in less than ten years, war will break out on the earth. The major forces hold the trump card of the super team, and they will never give up their own interests because of an illusory enemy. I am afraid that it will be a war that destroys human civilization... Honestly Said, I really hope that the Saiyans will come to the earth again in two years, at least to prevent human beings from killing each other."

Duke's heart skipped a beat, what did Batman mean by telling him this, did this guy see it? Do you want to be so Hao?

impossible!

The actor-level performance perfectly interprets Vegeta before he got nourished by Bulma. Even if Kakarot is here, he can't tell the truth from the fake. How can Batman see the flaws!

"But, what do you say this has anything to do with me? I'm just a mental patient, bah, I'm just the dean of a mental hospital!" Duke said, "You should have investigated me, come to Arkham Before, I was a goldfish guy who took little Lolita to watch goldfish, an ordinary citizen, and I was powerless to maintain world peace!"

"I did investigate you, so I'm sure that the person who investigated is not you, or that is not your true face, you have been hiding yourself." Batman vowed.

"Fuck, you can see that!" Duke was shocked, thank you for helping me figure it out, you are such a good person.

"Obvious results! Before and after you entered Arkham, you were basically two people. And I investigated the goldfish guy, and they are all unrepentant lolicons. Your female secretary has passed the shelf life of loli, and her breasts and thighs are long. You But I kept it with me all the time..." Batman had an expression of "there is only one truth": "You are not a goldfish guy at all, all this is your disguise!"

Duke: "..."

Thank you for exonerating me, and, are you really Batman?

"Dean Du, do you have anything else to explain?" Batman asked righteously.

"No, what you said is so fucking right. I'm not a goldfish guy." Duke nodded repeatedly. How could Lori have a lady with long breasts and thighs? No, bad review!

"In that case, let's start talking about saving the world!"

"Okay...what a fart!" Duke was almost entangled by Batman. Whether he is a goldfish guy has half a dime to do with saving the world.

Thanks to book friends: Elegant Chinese Cabbage, Accepting 16- to 25-year-old beautiful girls, 08a, Mouse Root, just passing by, Fairy Tail 丨, Wu Ci.