Treasure Appraisal: I Can See the Future
Chapter 483
Su Qi knew Yang Jun's nature very well and knew that he was just pretending to be awesome. He interrupted without hesitation and reminded this guy to save time again.
"Yes, Brother Qi, I will get to the point right away!"
Yang Jun nodded and bowed, with a confident look on his face: "Since Brother Qi has spoken, I will tell you about my summary over the years and the pretending to be awesome that has sublimated my understanding of life after leaving the Fifth Academy. First of all, I want to talk about the necessity of pretending to be awesome. Competition in modern society is becoming increasingly fierce, and China has 1.3 billion compatriots, and the most abundant thing is the so-called talents. But even if they are all talents, under the same conditions of various resources; why do some people become successful while others are frustrated? Some people can make a lot of money while others are poor all day long? Some people can pick up a lot of beautiful girls while others masturbate to Japanese action movies every day? The reason why the resources and conditions are the same but the results are so different is because of the lack of pretending skills. In fact, in this society, everyone is Pretending is just different for everyone. Some people pretend to be bold, some pretend to be low-key, some pretend to be roundabout, and some pretend to be shameless. There are thousands of ways, far beyond any science nowadays. I, Yang Jun, am not talented, but I am a little proficient in pretending. Today, I will contribute these years of insights for Brother Yu to pursue the goddess. Every time we pretend, we must first figure out the purpose of this pretend, and then figure out who the pretending target is, and then study the personality, psychological state, social status, needs and demands of the pretending person, and then we will pretend purposefully according to these three points, and the result will be immediate success! "
Seeing this guy shamelessly talking about pretending, and looking complacent, everyone was speechless: he is indeed an extraordinary person from the Fifth Academy, and this shameless skill is said so confidently.
But don't say it, it is with this shameless pretending that Yang Jun became the third person under Brother Qi.
Thinking of this, everyone pricked up their ears and tried to figure out how to act cool.
Fat cat Zhang Xiaoyu also pricked up his ears, afraid of missing a word Young Master Yang said. Whether he succeeded in acting cool this time directly affected his chances of being with the goddess.
"Hey!"
Seeing that everyone was being abused by Yang Jun, Su Qi was somewhat amused and raised his sword eyebrows: "Then Yang Jun, tell me, for the pure goddess superstar An Xuan, how should Fat Cat pretend to be so pretentious in order to win her heart."
"This time, Brother Yu's purpose of pretending is very clear, that is, to win the heart of the pure goddess superstar An Xuan, and the target of pretending is also clear. Now we should study An Xuan's character, psychological state, social status, needs and desires."
Yang Jun looked around and talked freely: "An Xuan used to be the pure goddess of our school, but now her identity has changed to a newly rising third-tier star. This is her current social status. There is no doubt about her needs and desires. Stars hype all day long just to get a topic and become popular, so when Brother Yu pretends to be pretentious, you must seize the fact that she wants to be popular, and make good use of the five movies and 430 million investment resources in your hands. This will definitely be extremely attractive to An Xuan."
When everyone heard this, they nodded unconsciously, and they also had various ideas vaguely.
"Brother Qi, help me!"
Yang Jun nodded and smiled, secretly glanced at Fat Cat, and then said: "Please pull Brother Yu to sit down first. I'm afraid that some of my next words will make Brother Yu unhappy, and then we won't be able to talk about it."
Su Qi vaguely felt something, pulled Fat Cat with thick eyebrows slightly frowned to sit down, and raised his chin to let Young Master Yang fart quickly.
"Now let's discuss the two most important points, which are the character and psychological state of the big star An Xuan, which is related to the way Brother Yu pretends to be cool."
Yang Jun said loudly, then turned his head and turned his back to Fat Cat, and said quickly: "An Xuan is nicknamed the Pure Goddess. I, Yang Jun, was also very moved and tried to pursue her, but that one contact made it clear that I couldn't get this kind of woman. She looks pure on the surface, with a pure and flawless white lotus look, but in fact she is a scheming green tea bitch, yearning for a high-quality life and the glory of being the center of attention. , in short, she is a beautiful scheming green tea bitch with a pretty face and vain. "
"What!"
When he heard the goddess in his heart being insulted, Fat Cat stood up and wanted to rush over but was stopped by Su Qi. He still said angrily: "Yang Jun, what the hell are you talking about? Which dog eye of yours can see that Xuanxuan is vain? She is so innocent and beautiful, and she often does charity work. How can you insult her with a scheming green tea bitch?"
An Xuan is the goddess in his heart who he secretly loves. Fat Cat has already evolved into her brainless fan. Now that he sees the goddess being insulted as a scheming green tea bitch, there is noIt was extremely restrained to tear Yang Jun apart.
Some of the onlookers nodded, some shook their heads, and their opinions on An Xuan were also different.
"Brother Yu, don't be angry first. I knew that these words would easily offend you, so I asked Brother Qi to hold you."
Yang Jun took two steps back and said with a sullen face: "But isn't it because you want to get close to An Xuan, so I gave you a comprehensive analysis of her, so that you can understand the real An Xuan. Otherwise, we will make all kinds of arrangements, but your personal psychological quality will not be able to pass this level. Then you will be like a brainless fan in front of An Xuan. Can you still pretend like this?"
"Uh!"
Fat Cat was speechless, and Su Qi was still pulling, so he sat on the sofa, silently lowered his head and listened sulkingly.
"Brother Yu, as for the charity you mentioned, that's just a show!"
Yang Jun sneered, and then said complacently: "What is charity? What Brother Qi did is real charity. He quietly took out 18 million to help children in poor mountainous areas. Who knows? It's not ten thousand times better than those pretentious stars..."
"Yang Jun!"
Seeing that this guy was so outspoken that he even exposed the Hanhe Fund, Su Qi frowned slightly and his voice sank.
Papa!
Realizing that he had let the cat out of the bag, Yang Jun slapped himself on the mouth twice and said with a wry smile: "Brother Qi, it's all my fault for being mean, it's all my fault for being mean. Let's continue discussing and studying pretending."
"Ugh!"
Although the conversation was stopped, everyone still heard it clearly. They stared at Su Qi in amazement, shocked, admired and thankful: Brother Qi quietly took out 18 million for charity without letting anyone know, this is real charity, which is definitely thousands of times better than those celebrities and public figures who put on a show; I am lucky to be with Brother Qi, this is definitely the most correct choice in my life in many years.
Fat Cat looked up at his good brother, and then thought about the so-called charity of goddess An Xuan. In comparison, it felt that it was not worth mentioning and was just a show.
"Nowadays, it is a materialistic society, and it is understandable that girls are greedy for fame and wealth. For scheming green tea bitches, what needs to be done is also very simple. If your appearance cannot attract them, then you must absolutely shock them on the scene. Although An Xuan has just become famous, she has not produced any works in the past two years. Now she relies on hyping some topics to attract attention. Why is she holding a job fair in our school now? Isn't it still hyping to attract attention for a while?" Yang Jun said with a loud voice, turned his head and smiled awkwardly: "But this requires your strong support, Brother Qi!"
"No problem!"
Su Qi raised his eyebrows and put his hand on his brother's shoulder: "Fat Cat is my brother, and his business is my business! Yang Jun, tell me what you think, as long as you can help Fat Cat fulfill this long-cherished wish, I will definitely support you with all my strength."
Su Qi has always been very open-minded about his brother who is still a little naive: after all, he was almost in this state before, but after getting the Eye of the Universe, he saw through the future changes of thousands of lives and became extremely mature in a short period of time.
Some things must be experienced by brothers, so that he will gradually mature and grow up and understand!
Fat Cat Zhang Xiaoyu turned his head and looked at Su Qi, a warm current rose in his heart, and he felt a little embarrassed.
Qiu Zhixing, Ghost Shadow Lei Tao, Cao Haitao, Zhang Liming and others were envious, jealous and regretful, but they also sighed that Brother Qi was righteous.
"Since Brother Qi agrees, I will let go of my brain."
Yang Jun smiled obscenely, and then he kept talking: "We can do this... this and that, this and that. If An Xuan can't be taken down, I, Yang Jun, will swallow feces and commit suicide."
"Uh!"
Everyone was surprised. They thought Yang Jun had some tricks, but it turned out to be such a nouveau riche method, which looked very low-level.
Su Qi raised the corner of his lips slightly, but nodded unconsciously: the high-sounding music is unpopular, and nowadays this society is quite impetuous, and often such low-level methods are easier to achieve results. Yang Jun's method is feasible. As long as the fat cat grasps it well, and there are five blockbusters as the trump card, it will definitely not be a problem to overthrow An Xuan.
Fat Cat nodded silently, and his smile was a little forced.
Yang Jun was not aware of it at all, and said in high spirits: "Brother Yu, when the time comes, just go ahead boldly and show off your strength to the sky. You will definitely be able to shock An Xuan. Take the opportunity to push her tonight and try your best to have sex seven times a night to fulfill your long-cherished wish. If you don't want to take responsibility, just pull out the bird without mercy and run away!"
"Pull out the bird without mercy and run away. Yang Jun, you are so shameless!"
...
'Welcome An Xuan, an outstanding alumnus of Jinling University, to return to school to hold a career party', a line of glittering fluorescent characters appeared at the entrance of the Jinling University Art Activity Center. The two cement roads in front were covered with red carpets. Around them were countless students waving fluorescent sticks in the night, and fans holding the shining characters were anxious.Anxiously waiting, the student union and school security guards were on site to maintain order.
A red Bentley slowly stopped at the entrance of the art center, the driver quickly got out of the car and opened the door, a white and beautiful leg poked out of the car, and then a beautiful woman with a red windbreaker on her shoulders, a hollow black evening dress, and long hair stepped out. Her skin was as white as jade, her eyebrows were as beautiful as paintings, her facial features were clean and attractive, and her breath was extremely pure.
As soon as this pure beauty appeared, a tsunami of cheers immediately broke out in the venue.
"Xuanxuan, Xuanxuan, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice!"
"Xuanxuan, honey, it's cold, you're so tired from filming all day, and you're flying all over the world, remember to drink more hot water."
"Xuanxuan, I love you, I'm willing to wait for you all my life, please marry me. If you don't agree, I'd rather not marry for the rest of my life."
"My heart follows Xuanxuan, for a lifetime!"
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