True Immortal Fate

"Ah! Is it time?" Li Xiaoya was stunned when he heard this, secretly wiped away his tears, and replied in his heart.

"Well! The time has come, everything is going according to plan!" Wu Xing Cai Lingzhi said anxiously, but as if he was afraid of being discovered, he immediately became silent again.

"Ah!!!" Li Xiaoya pretended to stretch and slowly sat up.

"It's so comfortable to sleep!" Li Xiaoya put on his shoes and stretched his body and said.

"Uh! I suddenly want to go to the latrine!" Li Xiaoya suddenly said, covering his stomach. After saying that, he hurriedly got out of bed, put on his shoes, and walked towards the cave door. But there was a golden light cover at the cave door. As soon as his body touched the golden light, it was bounced back and he couldn't get out. Li Xiaoya was so anxious that he was spinning around and shouted: "Taoist Master Dao Ling! Taoist Master Dao Ling" ! Let me out! I want to go to the latrine!"

"Taoist Master Dao Ling! Are you there? I want to go to the latrine? I want to pull out!"

"Tao. Spirit. Tao. Chang...!"

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At this time, Dao Ling Tianzun was meditating in a secret room. Hearing this, he opened his eyes and felt angry and funny. This mortal is in trouble...!

With this thought in his mind, he disappeared into the secret room with a flash of red light, and the next moment he appeared directly at the door of the secret room where Li Xiaoya was.

Li Xiaoya was shouting inside. Daoling Tianzun smiled bitterly and pointed his finger. A ray of yellow light flew into the secret room. The door of the secret room opened silently. Seeing Li Xiaoya holding his stomach and turning around, he smiled dumbly and said: " Okay, okay, don't shout, my cave doesn't have a special toilet!"

Daoling Tianzun is right. Most of the immortal cultivators take purified elixirs such as Bigu Pill. Generally speaking, there are not many impurities and residues in the body. Basically, it takes two or three months to urinate to excrete the residues in the body. It’s just dirt. A great monk in the late Nascent Soul stage like Dao Ling Tianzun, who has profound cultivation, takes high-grade Bigu Pills above the sixth grade. Basically, ordinary people only urinate once every year or two. Dongfu Why is there such a smelly thing as a latrine inside? Not only is this the case for Dao Ling Tianzun's cave, but all immortal cultivators will not have designs like huts, because it is simply unnecessary.

"Ah! There's no latrine!? Then let me go out for convenience. I can't hold it in anymore!" Li Xiaoya said anxiously, and then he wanted to go outside.

"No! The Five Elements Colorful Ganoderma is still attached to you, what should you do if you let him run away?" Daoling Tianzun rejected it.

"How long do we have to wait? I can't hold it in anymore! After a while, I really can't hold it in anymore, so I go into the secret room!" Li Xiaoya stamped his feet anxiously, and cold sweat began to break out on his face. He used to rely on deception to live in the world, eat and drink, and his acting skills are so lifelike.

"If you dare to poop that filthy thing in my cave, Pindao will make it impossible for you to excrete it for the rest of your life!" Daoling Tianzun said calmly after hearing this.

When Li Xiaoya heard this, his heart went cold and he shuddered. This guy is not a mortal. Maybe he really has such a magic. He said with a smile on his face: "Taoist Master Dao Ling! You are among the gods, you don't have to eat, drink, and defecate." , but the villain is just a mortal, and he eats whole grains, so you can do it, I really can't hold it in anymore! Please let me go out for my convenience!"

"No, no, if the Five Elements Colorful Ganoderma comes out of your body and escapes, then I will have to spend a lot of effort to catch this cunning little thing again, and maybe even let it slip away, then I will become a sect. You're a sinner! No! You'd better bear it, the disciples below will bring the toilet up!" Daoling Tianzun shook his head like a rattle and said in denial.

"Then when I go outside, Taoist Priest, you can use that golden light spell to cover me, and then look at me. Then you won't be afraid of the Five Elements Colorful Ganoderma escaping!" Li Xiaoya suggested.

"How presumptuous!" Dao Ling Tianzun was furious when he heard this. He asked him, a cultivator of immortality, to guard a mortal while he pooped and peeed. No matter how high his moral practice or good temper he was, he couldn't help but hit this mortal with a fireball. Don't burn it to ashes.

"Uh!! If it doesn't work, it won't work! Why are you so angry?" Li Xiaoya secretly stuck out his tongue and asked dissatisfiedly: "How long will it take to wait, Taoist Master Dao Ling? I can't hold it in anymore!" , there was still a little sweat on the head, as if he was really in a hurry.

"Hurry! I have already ordered you to go down!" Dao Ling Tianzun couldn't help but feel a little funny when he saw this, but he said lightly.

"Then hurry up. I can't bear it for that long. It's all because the food here is terrible. Otherwise, why would I have diarrhea??" Li Xiaoya muttered with a look of complaint on his face and sat on the edge of the stone bed angrily.

Daoling Tianzun ignored him and walked to the middle of the hall to sit cross-legged and meditate.

However, I didn’t wait long. After a while, a voice sounded outside the cave. Dao Ling Tianzun opened the door of the cave with a yellow light. A boy of fifteen or sixteen years old came in with a brand new toilet. When he saw Dao Ling Tianzun, he bowed to the end. , said respectfully: "Disciple Lin Xuanzhen pays homage to the Supreme Master!"

Dao Ling Tianzun waved his sleeves, and an invisible force lifted the young man up and said: "No need to be polite, have you brought what I want?"

"Bring it here, because there is no such thing as a toilet on the mountain, the disciple just cut down a big tree and made one!" Lin Xuanzhen was very embarrassed and handed the toilet over with a red face.

I saw that the toilet was a solid wooden pile on the outside, hollowed out on the inside, and covered with a toilet lid embedded in the toilet. The strange thing is that the fracture and surface are made very smooth. I don’t know what method was used.

"Give it to me!" Before Daoling Tianzun could say anything, Li Xiaoya couldn't help but rush out and shouted.

"Uh!" Lin Xuanzhen saw Li Xiaoya rushing out in a hurry, and didn't know what to do for a while. Although this man looked like an ordinary person, he appeared in the cave of the Taoist Grand Master. During this hesitation, the toilet had been snatched away by Li Xiaoya.

"I'm so anxious, it's so late!" Li Xiaoya snatched the toilet and ran back to the secret room where he slept without looking back, shouting as he ran.

Lin Xuanzhen saw this and sweated coldly on his head. What on earth is going on? ? This mortal is too bold, isn't he? Thinking so in his heart, he didn't dare to say a word, and stood there timidly without saying a word.

Daoling Tianzun saw this and smiled and said, "Your surname is Lin? What is your relationship with the Lin family of Taiping Valley?"

"I am the 137th generation descendant of Taiping Valley." Lin Xuanzhen replied hurriedly.

"Well! After all, we are not outsiders. I am also a cultivator from the Lin family. I am the 99th generation descendant of the Lin family!" Daoling Tianzun said lightly, with a flash of nostalgia in his eyes.

"Ah! Disciple pays homage to the great grandfather!" Lin Xuanzhen knelt down hurriedly and kowtowed.

"Get up! There is no such kowtow bug in our Lin family!" Daoling Tianzun smiled.

Lin Xuanzhen stood up hurriedly, standing aside shyly without saying a word.

Daoling Tianzun looked him up and down at this time, twisting his beard with his hand and smiling without saying a word, nodding from time to time.

(Haha! Some people say that some of the dialogues in the recent chapters I wrote are a bit childish. I went back and looked at them. The main reason is that the protagonist Li Xiaoya's words are a bit childish. I think it is more in line with the general psychology of a ten-year-old child. In addition, some recent chapters will write about the scenes of the life of immortal cultivators. The main purpose is to build a very realistic immortal cultivation world, not just a fantasy one.)

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