True Marvel World

Chapter 135 Deadpool (This chapter is very pitiful, so please subscribe more!)

Canada is a magical country. This country has the second largest land area in the world, but its presence on the earth is not as good as that of the equally magical country of North Korea.

Let's talk about population. Canada has a population of about 37 million. According to the area, Canada has an average of only 4 people per square kilometer, which is bleak.

What's even more bleak is that Canada's population is mainly concentrated in the southern coastal areas, and the northern area is separated by dozens or hundreds of kilometers to have a small town with a large population. Even ghosts are disgusted.

This is the case with Northern Alberta in the north. It is located in the northwestern part of Canada, and it can be said that there are five seasons of ice and snow throughout the year...

"I'm telling you a narration, have you said enough, do I still want to play? This is my playing time, you bitch, go to your mother's arms and drink milk..."

Uh……

Ahem, please ignore that rude voice just now, that's an idiot, let's move on to Canada.

Compared to Canada, Northern Alberta is even more magical...

"That's right, it's magically like you're wearing your sister's panties and turning into an evil Kamen Rider!"

please ignore……

"Yes, please ignore this hateful narration! It's time for the most handsome Wade Wilson to play!

"Do you know me? What, I don't know? God, how do you read comics? Even if you haven't read comics, you've seen movies. I've already made two independent movies!"

"What? You said you haven't seen the movie! Well, since you haven't heard of Wade Wilson, then, DIE! Servant!!!!!!!!!!!! This name! You've heard of it. ?"

"Yes, that's right, cute and charming, handsome and domineering, innocent and kind, sexy and easily knocked down, Dead Servant has appeared...cough, the last easy to knock down, get rid of..."

A certain Xiaogada area in Northern Alberta, and then a Xiaojiada road in this Xiaojiada, and then on a small tree full of snow on the side of the Xiaojiada road, a man dressed in perverted red The guy in tights, with two 'Swords of True Philosophy' pinned to his back, sat on a big tree, facing the camera, and said proudly.

"Fake squid, damn narration!" The guy in the perverted spirit raised his middle finger with his right hand towards the void on the side and shrugged.

"Well, the narration also needs to exist. Otherwise, how do you know what I look like? I don't want to tell my own handsome appearance. It will make me look bad, hehe..."

After the guy in the perverted tights finished speaking, he patted the big tree root he was sitting on...

"Bichi, try again? Believe it or not, I'll send it to the island country and make you an rbq that everyone can use!"

Well, after Deadpool finished speaking, he patted the big tree root he was sitting on, smiled cheaply in the perverted mask, and continued.

"Yes, you must be wondering, why am I in Northern Alberta, Canada, and appearing so early? In fact, there is nothing I can do. The guy who created me said that his readers are almost gone, I have no choice but to let me sell my butt to gain popularity..."

Saying that, Dead Servant suddenly saw three people appearing on the side of the road and walked towards him.

After seeing the three people, Deadpool looked at the time displayed on the children's watch on his arm, then cautiously approached the camera and said softly.

"Okay everyone, my plot is about to officially start, the guy who created me gave me half a minute to blow it up, no, it's just to introduce myself, it's a fool, isn't it? There's no way, I can't let it go. Others know that I was created by him, then I'm finished, bye..."

...

... (I don't want to go...)

... (My popularity is so high, it will definitely help you attract popularity, just let me stay for a while, okay...)

... (Damn ellipsis, why did you show up again, I want to stay a little longer!)

... (Well, you appeared again, it seems that I have no chance...)

... (Hey, I'm still here?)

... (Haha, I haven't hung up yet, my Deadpool is back, haha...'shut up'!)

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It's February 19th, day 4 of the mutant attack, and day 2 of Cyclops' arrival in Northern Alberta.

Sure enough, as Professor X said, Canada has absolutely no intention of taking action against mutants. This country has a huge land area and a small population. Even if there are mutants, they don't want to care about them. It doesn't make much sense.

So Scott easily entered Northern Alberta alone, found Piot and Ellie who were sent by Professor X before, and immediately set off to find the mutant who was immune to mental abilities. 's journey.

Maybe the names Piot and Ellie are a little unfamiliar to everyone, but when you talk about their titles, everyone should have some impressions. Piot can be transformed into a body that is only one weaker than Edman alloy. A little steel Colossus, Ellie is a 'warhead' that can absorb the surrounding energy and transform herself into an energy bullet, or 'Youth Power'.

Colossus is a full two meters and weighs 250 pounds, while the warhead is a rebellious little girl with a height of one meter five and a shaved head. The two guys followed the laser eye, one by one. to the big tree.

"Hey Deadpool, here we are again, remember us?"

Colossus and the laser eye on the side glanced at him and signaled him to go up alone. After the laser eye agreed, he came under the big tree and shouted at Deadpool.

"It's you two guys again. Why can't you two go to open a hotel? Why do you have to come to me?"

Deadpool said, and then seemed to suddenly think of something, pointed at Colossus, the warhead and Cyclops and exaggeratedly said, "You actually found another guy with sunglasses, do you want me and you guys? The three go to open a hotel together and have a battle of philosophy? Oh my God, I am a very pure person, how can I do such a thing?"

After speaking, Deadpool turned around, jumped from the tree to the shoulder of Colossus, and whispered into Colossus' ear: "When are you going, I understand philosophy very well, how about, take me with you? …”

"Deadpool, be more serious." Colossus showed a helpless look, then pulled the Deadpool off his body, grabbed Deadpool's neck, and placed it in front of him.

"Deadpool, you should also know that the mutants have been at war with humans now. As a member of the mutants, you should stand with us to fight for the mutants and fight for the interests of the mutants, so you can Come with us and join the X-Men?"

"X-Men? Well, I don't want to join some ghost X-Men, but who made the name so cool? So I joined! Now, can you let me go?"

Deadpool tried hard to break the hand of the steel warrior that was pinching his neck, and after finding that he couldn't break it at all, he gave up his resistance.

"You didn't agree before, why did you agree this time?" Colossus smiled when Deadpool agreed, and let go of Deadpool.

"That's what my fat mom told me. When it comes to February 19, 2011, I can promise you, yes, that's it."

Deadpool tugged at the neck that Colossus had just grabbed with his hands.

'It's not all because of that abominable creator, who insists on making me a mutant, and only promises you after a war, what can I do? ’

Colossus was very strong, and Deadpool played for a while, until he lengthened his neck by two or three centimeters, turning himself into a giraffe, and finally stopped.

"Okay!" Colossus nodded. He had been in contact with Deadpool several times, and there were conflicts between them, so it was no surprise that Deadpool abused his body at will.

Knowing that Deadpool had agreed, Colossus looked at Cyclops behind him, wanting to see what Cyclops thought.

At this time, Cyclops was in a bad mood. The behavior of Deadpool just now was so abnormal, like a lunatic, even weirder than that Ron, which made him feel a little annoying.

But since Deadpool is a mutant rather than a human, Cyclops still suppressed the disgust in his heart, and took Deadpool Colossus and a warhead, and rushed back to where Professor X was.

I have used up all my brain cells in this chapter, I really have a headache, so, please vote for a few more chapters monthly and recommended votes, okay...

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