True Marvel World
Chapter 151 When Deadpool Meets Spider-Man
"To be a member of the Guardian League, you have to do some superhero stuff, like rescue a kitten stuck on a telephone pole, help a granny in need across the street, help a The delivery boy with a flat tire or something..."
"Also, you're a superhero, not a supervillain. So don't show the two knives behind your back, it's better to put them away..."
"Huh? Can't you put them away? In that case, you can also wrap them up, don't let them be seen by the children, otherwise it's okay to frighten the flowers and plants, but it's not good to frighten the children..."
"Also, your red dress is very handsome. Did you see my spider dress, so I made a copy of the tights?"
"No? That doesn't matter. In fact, my spider suit also refers to Daredevil's red battle suit. It's a pity that he has rarely shown up recently. Maybe he is tired and needs to rest for a while..."
"Hey, Wade, Wade? Did you listen to me, I'm telling you about the rules of the Guardian Alliance, you have to listen carefully, do you understand? Otherwise, the boss will deduct your reward..."
...
"I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore!!!!!!!"
Looking at Peter Parker chattering in front of him, Dead Servant pressed his head with both hands, feeling that his head was about to explode.
He thought he was talkative enough, but after meeting this Spider-Man, he found out that Spider-Man is as talkative as the legend, no worse than him!
‘Didn’t you say that I would become good friends with the little spider? But like this, how can I become good friends with him...'
Deadpool covered his ears, but was quickly opened by Peter. Deadpool thought it was over, but at this time Ron came in from outside.
"Ron, no, boss save me, the little spider is too scary, and he is also a talker, I feel like I can't compare to him at all, save me..."
"Hey, Deadpool, you're actually not as good as Peter? I think your ability to speak up should be better than Peter's, right?"
Seeing Deadpool begging him for help, Ron said in surprise.
"How do I know, I'm the number one mouthpiece, okay? Why can't I compare to him, why..."
Dead Servant knelt directly on the ground, raised his hands above his head, and sighed in the sky, feeling very desolate.
"Uh..." Seeing Deadpool's appearance, Peter glanced at Ron again, and touched the back of his head in embarrassment.
"I don't know what's going on. I have returned to normal during this period of time, but after seeing Wade, I couldn't help but want to say a few more words, boss, do you know why?"
"I don't know." Ron shook his head and smiled: "But I think the two of you can actually communicate more. By the way, Deadpool, I have prepared a place for you to live with Peter, free of charge, I hope you can be good friends.”
"God, my cute panties, why is this? Why am I so miserable..."
Hearing Ron's words, Deadpool pulled out a small corner of his pink panties, stared at the panties, and wailed.
"Okay Peter, let's take Deadpool to perform the guardian mission now, and try to make him a qualified superhero, okay?"
Ron pouted and explained to Peter.
"Yeah." Peter replied, walked over and pulled Deadpool with his hand, "Come on, Wade, Jessica has been in New Mexico for so long, and I don't know what to do, but fortunately you're here with me now, or else I'm getting bored."
Hearing Peter's words, Deadpool came to the spirit: "Who is Jessica? Is that rbq?"
"What is rbq?" Peter frowned, "Jessica is a hip-hop, the kind who often hums, not what rbq you said, I advise you not to speak ill of her, or she will Make you look good!"
"Let me look good, this feeling is good, hehe..." Deadpool laughed, put his hand on Peter's shoulder, and walked out with Peter.
Watching Deadpool and Peter leave, Ron also leaned back in his seat and froze, thinking about what he was going to do next.
Recently, Ron's daze has become more and more frequent, which is a very bad phenomenon.
So, after Deadpool and Peter walked for a while, Ron sneaked up, wanting to see what would happen to these two guys when they met.
After Peter and Deadpool went out, they immediately put on their spider clothes and walked with Deadpool in the streets and alleys of Queens. They were really doing something like saving cats and puppies, and helping grandma and grandpa. Road things.
It is not surprising that people around see Peter in a spider suit. Peter is a famous person in Queens. Although Spider-Man is known as a good neighbor in New York, Queens is the best choice to meet Spider-Man. .
Many people will take the initiative to greet Peter and say hello. They even think that the person under the spider suit may not be a superhero, just an ordinary person wearing a mask.
Even in the current period of martial law throughout the United States and the capture of mutants, Spider-Man is still able to not be rejected by people.
Of course, this is also because Spider-Man passed the mutant detection device set up by the government on the road, proving that Spider-Man is not a mutant, but a mutant like Captain America.
But today's Spider-Man is a little different. He actually brought out a guy who was also wearing a red tights and a mask.
People can't help but wonder: is this Spider-Man's best friend? Or a new member of the Guardian League?
A bold fat girl came up: "Spider-Man, who is this person next to you, is he also a superhero? What is his title?"
"His name is Deadpool, and he's a new member of our Guardian Alliance." Peter patted Deadpool on the shoulder and introduced.
"Yes, fat girl full of fat, I am the charming and handsome Deadpool, do you want to meet me?"
After Peter's introduction, Dead Servant blocked Peter behind him, supported his head with his hands, and leaned in the air to pose.
"Humph!" Hearing Deadpool's words, the fat girl threw out the milk tea in her hand, snorted and immediately turned and left, without even saying goodbye to Spider-Man.
Seeing Deadpool's meanness, Peter couldn't help it, and said, "Deadpool, I've already told you, you have to speak nicely, the fat girl just now is fat, but don't call it out, come on, I'll do it. teach you……"
"First of all, yours should be like this... and then... and then this, do you hear..."
"OK..." Of course, Deadpool was not sprinkled by the cup of milk tea. He avoided the milk tea by leaning to the left, and then returned to his normal standing position. He stood there and listened to Peter talking a lot of nonsense, with a helpless expression... …
Deadpool listened to it for a long time, and then he finally couldn't bear it anymore. He pointed a finger to the sky and shouted: "Look, there are flying saucers!"
"What? UFO, have aliens invaded?" Peter immediately looked to the sky, he remembered that Ron had said that there were aliens in the world, so he was very concerned about these things.
However, Peter turned his head and saw nothing, and when he turned his head again, he found that Deadpool was no longer there.
"Okay!" Peter spread his hands, sighed helplessly, and then fired a spider silk that stuck to a trash can on the side, pulled the trash can over, and opened the lid of the trash can.
"Deadpool, don't run around, we are a team, we have to work together... uh, Deadpool, you smell like shit..."
"I...I..." Dead Servant looked at the yellowish things on his body, and finally couldn't help it, and made a humming sound.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
...
"These two guys..."
Seeing the funny looks of Peter and Deadpool, Ron rolled his eyes, and suddenly felt that a big black man was walking towards him.
After sensing the big black man, Ron smiled.
"The final play is coming..."
To prevent the great god of crabs, a lot of deadpool plots have been deleted (\u0026amp;gt;﹏\u0026amp;lt;)
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