Tsundere Star Mom: Teach a Male God To Be a Dad

Xiao Jintang bit her gums hard and nodded heavily with her eyes wide open, "...it feels so comfortable."

Then, the more sore pain in the inner thigh came over fiercely, almost causing Xiao Jintang to jump out of the car~~~

Xiao Jintang, "..."

Silently shedding tears, his kind and gentle fairy had been led astray by the Queen.

…

In Ji's villa, the father, the emperor, the mother and the queen went out to flirt and make love, while the devil group also had all kinds of fun at home.

True to that sentence, the tiger was not at home, and the little furry monkeys collectively became the kings of the mountain. They were so noisy that they almost blew up the villa →_→~~~

In the middle of the villa garden.

Nuo Xiaonuo, Xiao Huanghuang, and Xiao Nuannuan stood with their hands on their hips, in front of a row of Ferrari, Lamborghini and other global limited edition sports cars.

The "booming" sound of the accelerator door sounded more arrogant than the last.

It turns out that these little devils are having a racing competition in the villa garden. The rules of the game are very simple. The racing cars drive around the garden. The last three sports cars that cross the line are the bottom three, and the owners of the sports cars will be punished.

Ahem, about punishment...

…

See the oversized makeup bags each of the three evil little goddesses are holding? There are also colorful skirts and clothes piled nearby.

Turn on the "Free Brainstorming and Unlimited Reverie" mode.

That's right, the evil young men who are in the bottom three of the racing car must let Nuo Xiaonuo and the others put on their eyebrows and heavy makeup~~~

No matter what the final transformation is, whether it's "beautiful as a flower" or "horrific", even if one's own parents can't recognize it, they must keep this look for a full twenty-four hours.

The evil boys in the sports car are all making "pre-race declarations".

Xiao Feifei flipped up her hair, struck an ecstatic pose, then held her face in a coquettish way and said,

"My dear, brother will never let you get hurt at all~~~"

Everyone let out a disgusted "vomit".

Xiao Nannan raised her eyebrows coldly.

“Women’s clothing doesn’t suit me”

Cheng Xiaocheng gritted his teeth and repeated it again,

"I'm a man...!"

Little Haotian looked up to the sky and howled,

"I don't want to fall into the hands of little Huanghuang!"

"..."

…

Xiao Huanghuang put her hand into her mouth, and in the other hand she held the sexy red tie that she pulled from Xiao Haotian's neck.

He raised his hand and let out a domineering whistle,

“Ready---go!

(ready to go!)"

In the middle of the garden, the teenagers who were already ready to go drove their favorite cars, like little cheetahs that couldn't be more arrogant, roaring and roaring out.

"Ahhhh..." In the Ferrari sports car, a certain little Feifei, who was still scratching and posing, got excited and howled,

"I haven't set off yet! Slow down...it's over now, it's over, it's over, ah ah ah..."

"You deserve it!"

Looking at Ferrari, who was the last to leave, Nuo Xiaonuo, Xiao Huanghuang, and Mo Nuannuan shook their heads and sighed, looking infinitely sympathetic.

Although it was only 0.01 seconds late, the outcome was already determined~~~

Nuo Xiaonuo smiled slyly and raised her eyebrows.

"Little Huanghuang, I leave this little bastard to you."

"Uh-huh~~~" Xiao Huanghuang said "Bah" and started to slobber, smiling like a demon.

…

On the runway that circles the villa garden, cheetah-like sports cars are galloping majestically.

When Cheng Xiao promised that Xiao Nuo was born, Ji Tianqi not only ordered people to adjust and renovate the layout of the villa's living room, including the kitchen and dining room, but also renovated the villa garden.

This track was built specifically for these boys.

The one always leading the front is the silver-black Lamborghini, which is Cheng Xiaocheng's most beloved sports car and even affectionately calls it his "little wife".

Cheng Xiaocheng glanced out of the corner of his eye.

Next to him is Xiao Yeye's black Bugatti, which is almost three centimeters different.

Cheng Xiaocheng's little red mouth grinned evilly, and her enchanting look almost passed down to Ji Tianqi.

"You little bastard, Brother Cheng will wait for you at the finish line~!"

…

Then, he stepped on the accelerator, and on the LED silicon display of the sports car, the speed had reached the maximum speed!

Xiao Yeye raised his eyebrows and sprinted as fast as possible!

At the end, the three little goddesses began to swing their arms and kick their legs, screaming and reveling like a group of demons dancing wildly.

"Ah ah ah, brother, come on!"

"Brother, little bastard, I'm waiting for you..."

"..."

With another arrogant whistle from Xiao Huanghuang, the "Little Devil Team Top Racing" competition ended.

Cheng Xiaocheng won the first place by beating Xiao Yeye by 0.1 seconds. Look at the smiling face with big white teeth and a flat face. He just jumped up and danced on the stone pier.

Cheng Xiaocheng pinched Xiao Yeye's cold cheek,

"You little bastard, just follow the example of the little bastard and call him brother Cheng~~~"

Xiaoye raised his eyebrows, pursed his lips and said,

"Brother Cheng, if your evil uncle sees your behavior, he will definitely beat you up."

Cheng Xiaocheng's eyelids began to twitch, and he rushed towards him in a bear hug.

"You little bastard, Brother Cheng is just teasing you, why don't you irritate my little heart like this!!!"

"Hmph." Xiaoye snorted and walked away with his hands behind his back. He walked away...

…

Cheng Xiaocheng leaned into Xiao Yanyan's arms again and shouted,

"You little bastard, you are so unlovable! You are as unlovable as your godfather and uncle! No woman will like you when you grow up..."

Xiao Ye turned his face slightly and said softly,

"My unlovable father is the man that the queen and mother love most in their lives."

It means, hum, I will definitely be liked by women when I grow up!

Uh~~~

The corners of Cheng Xiaocheng's lips twitched, and then he swooped up and kissed her.

"You little bastard, Brother Cheng loves you so much..."

"..." Xiao Yeye's face darkened, "Brother Cheng, your saliva!"

"Pfft---hahaha..." All the teenagers burst into laughter.

…

On the other side, the three little male gods who came last from the middle of the garden had earth-colored faces, like eggplants that had been beaten by frost, wilted and squeaking.

Xiao Beibei lamented,

"I can't get rid of my third-to-last fate..."

Little Haotian beat his chest and roared,

"I'm still second to last..."

Xiao Feifei burst into tears.

"Can you believe it!!! I actually fell, last place..."

Collectively despise a knife,

"It must be believed."

"You..." Xiao Feifei covered her face with her paws, heartbroken.

…

Xiao Huanghuang put her arm around Xiao Feifei's shoulders,

"Little bastard brother, let's go with my sister~~~"

Xiao Beibei trembled all over, Mo Nuannuan was flirting with her little finger, Xiao Haotian also closed his eyes, and was carried away by Nuo Xiaonuo.