Tsundere Star Mom: Teach a Male God To Be a Dad

Ji Tianmo still held the spatula in his hand. He raised his hand and swept across the men sitting in rows with their thighs crossed in the living room.

"What do you want to eat? Order."

Then, the voices of the men started shouting and shouting.

Xuan Chenhao, "Mo, fresh shrimps and eggs."

Ji Tianming waved to Bai Xue, "Xiao Xue'er, sweet and sour pork."

Mo Li raised his hand and said, "Miaomiao, braised pork ribs."

Ji Shaojue was afraid that Shangguan Xi wouldn't hear, so he jumped up and shouted, "Xiao Xi Bao'er, my sweet elbow."

"Girl, you said you were going to make lemon-fried duck legs for me."

"Little madman, my braised crabs..."

Ji Tianqi directly scratched Ji Shaojue's long neck and cried out, "Daughter-in-law, I want to eat roasted chicken with carrots."

"Add another hotpot bullfrog..."

"And beef tenderloin with hot pepper."

"otherwise……"

…

In the kitchen, all the beautiful women couldn't help but their eyebrows twitched and the corners of their eyes twitched. Gu Yimi turned back and said with a smile,

“Can you guys have some vegetarian food?”

"Uh..." The men looked at each other, shook their heads in unison, and shouted in unison,

"Mommy, we don't have sex!"

Women, "..."

Ji Tianmo took the spatula again and swept away the group of teenagers who were playing in the living room. He yelled in a demonic voice,

"You guys, order vegetarian dishes!"

The little devils all stopped fighting and looked at each other in understanding.

Cheng Xiaocheng looked innocent,

"Queen, the offspring of wolves are wolf cubs."

Everyone nodded and answered,

"So we are carnivorous too."

…

A certain little bastard stuck out his chin, raised his head and howled like a wolf.

"Ouch~~~"

The next second, the Thai red chili pepper that the queen flew over was thrown into Xiao Feifei's open mouth.

Before Xiao Feifei could react, he closed his red mouth and gritted his teeth.

In an instant, his orifices were filled with smoke, his face turned red, his hair stood on end, and he roared with saliva and tears flowing down his face.

"So...spicy, so spicy..."

Gu Yimi took the spatula from Ji Tianmo's hand and smiled softly,

"Forget it, we'll just watch and cook the vegetarian dishes ourselves. If you ask these boys to order vegetarian dishes, they won't even be able to come up with it."

…

After a while, a certain little bastard shot in front of Ji Tianmo like a cannon fired into the sky.

Stretching his neck, the pear blossoms howled with rain,

"Queen Mother, you disfigured me through plastic surgery, you must be responsible for me!"

"puff……"

Ji Tianmo was washing the shrimps. When he looked down, he burst out laughing.

Xiao Feifei's sexy, crimson thin lips were red and swollen from the hot pepper, and the whole circle of her lips turned up.

Ji Tianmo tugged at it and said with a burst of laughter,

"The legendary pig intestine mouth, hahaha..."

"Mother, you, you..." Xiao Feifei's facial muscles trembled, and he complained more miserably, "You actually laughed... laughed at me!"

…

Ji Tianmo pinched Xiao Feifei's mouth again, suppressing his laughter.

"You little bastard, your mouth is sosexy!"

"Really~~~?"

"real."

Xiao Feifei touched his mouth, raised his little finger, and started to feel narcissistic again. Ten minutes later, the latest hot search on Sina Weibo was about the youngest son of the Xuan family.

The red and swollen pig intestine mouth also made a cute scissor hand gesture, and even shouted to netizens,

"Want to kiss/me?"

What makes people sweat even more is that in less than ten minutes, thousands of fans on Weibo have already commented on building a building with hundreds of thousands of floors →_→...

They all posted pictures and responded with emoticons saying, "Yes, yes, yes...".

Xiao Feifei was lying on the carpet, holding an iPad with his legs crossed and reading the comments one by one.

"Honey, please kiss me..."

"Yes, yes, you are my heartthrob!"

"French tongue/kiss..."

"..."

Xiao Feifei held his face with his paws again, smiled charmingly, like a peacock with its tail raised, and sighed helplessly,

"Oh, it's really hard to give up on your natural beauty~~~"

Xuan Chenhao kicked him over and said in a cold tone,

"Leave far away."

Xiao Feifei's arm trembled, his iPad hit his face, and he asked weakly,

"...Father, are you jealous of me?"

A certain godfather flew over with a fierce kick, and Xiao Feifei screamed, "Father, you don't have to get angry!"

"Ha ha……"

In the kitchen, the women were chatting and preparing dinner.

…

In the room at the end of the corridor on the third floor of the villa, the pink mobile phone was placed next to the pillow. Suddenly, the screen lit up and displayed the name "Jessica".

The incoming call ringing kept ringing, testing my patience. I don’t know how long it kept ringing, but it finally stopped. The screen showed that there were already five missed calls.

A few minutes later, another text message came in, from Jessica. The content on the screen read,

"Xin, I'm going back to the United States."

It wasn't until after dinner that the family gathered together to watch TV, gossip and chat, and then all went back to their rooms to rest. Only then did Xiao Yixin see her cell phone.

Looking at the content of the text message, Xiao Yixin wrinkled her nose and her beautiful face turned into a knot.

"What's wrong, Yi Xin?" Xiao Liancheng came over from the closet, holding a change of pajamas in his hand.

…

Xiao Yixin raised her head and said,

"When we were just having dinner, Jessica texted me and said he was going back to the United States."

Xiao Liancheng raised his eyebrows slightly. Is that green watermelon going back to the United States? Huh, I'm pretty self-aware.

"Yixin, didn't you say that Xigua just returned to China to study not long ago, why did he want to go back to the United States again?"

Xiao Liancheng continued to ask calmly, but he started to scream in his heart. They are all acting people.

Xiao Yixin has already called back and nodded.

"I mean, it's really weird.

Brother Liancheng, you go take a shower first. I'll call Jessica. He just made five calls and didn't receive any call. "

…

Xiao Liancheng said "hmm", then turned around and sat down, close to Xiao Yixin.

Before the call was connected, Xiao Yixin turned her head, blinked at the little man next to her with watery eyes, and pointed in the direction of the bathroom.

"Brother Liancheng, aren't you going to take a shower?"

A certain Liancheng young man was as steady as Mount Tai, sitting motionless on his buttocks, and said without blushing, without a beating heart.

"I've just had a full meal and I'm still feeling full. Let's take a rest and sit down for a while."

"Oh." Xiao Yixin nodded blankly, forgetting that they had been watching TV in the living room for almost an hour after dinner.

He actually said... I'm quite supportive →_→~~~

…

At this moment, in another room.

The mixed-race boy sat sideways on the carpet on the bed. The classic European disc chandelier on the ceiling cast a pale yellow light. In the backlight, he looked particularly lonely.

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(Aww, Tutu is acting cute, begging for recommendations, rewards, and monthly votes! ╭(╯3╰)╮Porridge star mom, remember to collect it~)