Turn into a lazy girl

Brother Jie was very angry. He didn't expect to meet a phishing person after working for a long time. When he recovered, he had blocked the Q number of "Yuyu's sister".

He remembered that there was a fraud case in 2016. The headline of the news was that the female dealer called you Tubo, and thousands of people were defrauded of 140 million.

The way that group of people cheat is to use the fake base station to send text messages, the content is very simple and direct: "The female croupier of Xingan will issue cards on the spot to add to the fun, the joint financing guarantee of the two major casinos in Omen, please click on the link..."

Unexpectedly, he was lucky enough to see a fishing Q number today, Brother Jie's eyes were dark, and he was not angry.

He was very upset, and he couldn't swallow his breath.

So he opened the chat window just now, his eyes flickered slightly.

For no other purpose, he just clicked to report, otherwise he would not be at peace.

"Reason for reporting: This person is poisonous, phishing law enforcement, he should be banned!"

After filling out the reason for the report, Brother Jie's eyes flashed with excitement. Could this be the joy of revenge?

"Hmph, I guess this Q number will not be needed tomorrow, is it a surprise or a surprise!"

However, the smile on his face slowly disappeared when he thought that these fishing Q numbers were all created by swiping.

"Forget it, let's look again to see if there is Yuyu's contact information." Brother Jie still did not give up, trying to find useful information in it.

Since the nicknames of the group members are not tricky, the administrators inside should hide the anchor's Q number.

Just imagine, as an anchor, wouldn't it be embarrassing if you don't have the status of an administrator/group owner in your live broadcast group.

It was with this thought that he embarked on a desperate journey of interrogation.

Little did they know that Yu Ran'er really didn't have a Q number to be an administrator in the live broadcast group, but her deskmate Su Yuanyuan was the administrator of this group.

"Hello, are you Yuyu, I am your loyal number one fan!"

He sent the panacea question to 12 administrators and a group owner, and he got a reply from the administrators in a short while.

"No! Get out!" This guy is the one who received the red envelope but bluntly said "No, get out!". In his personal information, he filled in "Lily Saigao!", and did not fill in his gender.

"You've got the wrong person." This person's tone is much gentler, and his personal information is filled with "female gender", with a 66% possibility of being a girl, and his ID is "Super Circle".

"Well, I'm also a loyal fan of Yuyu meow, if you know the contact information, you must tell me meow! Meow!" The profile picture is a cat-eared loli, and the tone of voice is definitely a loli girl, not him live broadcast Chixiang!

"Halo, didn't you see that 'male gender' was filled in my personal information card? You owe IQ, right?" This is another person, a male gender, and the identification has been completed.

"Hey! Hey! Thousand books! He hit the sky! The Nine Mantra! Secret technique: Eightfold!..." This guy seems to be a girl too, with no words but pictures, and her ID name is "Jiutian Yunlu".

There are a few other replies that are not special, so I won't mention them for now.

By the way, there are a lot of girl administrators here, as expected of a live broadcast group of cute girls, he thought to himself.

Only ten people replied in the 13 private chat windows. When he sorted out the chat records, he found that there was a guy whose painting style was different from others. weird stuff?"

Huh?

Qianben?

Secret technique: eightfold?

Everyone else typed their replies, but she replied with pure emoticons, but from the beginning to the end, each emoticon was different.

Looking at the weird emoji, Brother Jie felt very suspicious, why did he say that, maybe she is Yuyu!

So he tried his best to find words from the pile of emoticons, even a word, as long as the person admits that she is Yuyu.

But as he browsed all the way, there were all emojis of the Weird Family!

Boo! Hit the sky! Nine Proverbs,

The soul lingers, and dies young...

Half a minute later, Brother Jie's mind was in a mess, and he subconsciously typed these three words in the Yuyu live broadcast group: "Huh huh?"

There was a row of emojis in the back, "Crack! I know it all day long!"

"I punched a meow and a monster!"

"Crack! Tell you not to learn well, tell you to groan!"

"Crack! Try again?"

All face packs of nameless villains slapping their heads.

Brother Jie finally felt much better when he saw a group of people punching and beeping, and he no longer kept chanting.

The next moment, he was suddenly kicked out of the live broadcast group.

"System prompt: You have been kicked out of the Yuyu live streaming group."

Brother Jie, the manager, was stunned for the second time, thinking, "Ehhhhhhhhhhh?"

Originally, he should meow meow in this situation, but now he doesn't care so much, he just babbled in the group for a while, why was he kicked out in a blink of an eye?

He privately chatted with the group leader, took a screenshot of the hundreds of red envelopes just now, and protested: "What's the matter? I sent out so many red envelopes before and kicked me, can't I just beep once!"

Group leader: "Oh, it was kicked by the administrator. Let me ask for you to see what happened to you, and whether you have molested Lori."

"By the way, this group is the site of the Lolita Protection Association. Once you find out that you are molesting a lolita, you will enjoy a plane ticket and a permanent small black house gift package. Let me ask you if you have committed any crime. Of course, if you are not convinced, You can take away the group of the Lolita Association, but there are many boys and almost zero girls, so enter with caution."

"..." Brother Jie had something in his heart that mmp didn't know whether to say it or not.

After cursing in his heart, Brother Jie began to think deeply whether he had molested Loli.

Is there, not really, does the jack-of-all-trades approach count?

The group leader is also very confused at the moment, the kicker is a girl in the group, ID is "Super Circle", the reason is: "He messed with my wife!"

"Super Yuan" is Su Yuanyuan's Q number. In fact, the reason why she kicked people was not Jie Jie, the specific reason has to be mentioned a minute ago.

A minute ago, my sister found out that her account had been blocked for spreading illegal information.

Needless to say, my sister immediately knew who reported it.

Brother Jie is the only manager who found Yu Qian's trumpet so far, who else could it be if he had not reported it.

"Sister! My trumpet has been blocked, you have to be responsible for me!" The younger sister refused to accept, and hugged Yu Ran'er's waist, "You are not allowed to sleep in my bed today!"

"No!" Yu Ran'er's face turned pale, as if she had lost her dream.

Yu Ran'er took the phone and looked at it, it was true.

"Fortunately, this is not your tuba, but this person is really bad. If he is frightened, he will block and report him. His heart capacity is too weak." Yu Ran'er said angrily.

The younger sister looked at her older sister with weird eyes, wondering who was the one who cheated her first, if she was also sent this kind of message by others, it would definitely be necessary to block and report Erlian.

So Su Yuanyuan received a message from Yu Ran'er, asking her to "take special care" of someone, and reciprocate courtesy.

However, Su Yuanyuan was not in the mood for "special care", and when she heard that Yu Qian's trumpet was blocked, she just kicked him and settled the matter.

At this time, the group leader came, "Well, your wife is..."

"My wife is... this is her voice! (Retracted in a second)"

The group leader clicked on the voice, and couldn't help being shocked!

This voice, this voice line!

Can't forget, it's definitely Yuyu!

But he forgot to collect it, and couldn't help but change his expression: "Wait, I seem to hear something strange, let me listen to it again!"

"It's gone!" Su Yuanyuan let out a helpless expression.

"No! orz!" The group leader lay on the bed, feeling sad.