Turn into a lazy girl

April 1st, April Fool's Day.

Today is April Fool's Day, and Xiao Liang received several QQ messages, all of which were confession messages.

He felt so bad in his heart that he didn't think about eating and drinking all day long, and he didn't even want to drink water when he was thirsty. When he saw the smiling face of his male colleague, he even wanted to punch him.

Don't get me wrong, it's not because he misses women that he doesn't think about eating and drinking.

It's because these confessions are all...men!

That's right, the people who posted the QQ confession messages were all his colleagues, those colleagues were too naughty, and they only made fun of their friends.

To be honest, if you want to send it, you should also send it to a female colleague, not to him.

Xiaoliang can guarantee that he is definitely a man with a normal sexual orientation.

He replied at the time: "Sorry, I'm a woman! I can't accept your confession!"

And Xiao Liang's colleague sent a laughing emoji, and replied: "It's actually serious, today is April Fool's Day, stupid! (Laugh dead.jpg) X3!"

Xiao Liang became angry when he thought about it. He just woke up in the morning, and he was in a daze. He really forgot that today is April Fool's Day, otherwise he wouldn't have answered his colleagues' QQ messages so seriously.

On the way home from get off work, two of Xiao Liang's colleagues smiled, hooked their shoulders to him and said, "Are you still angry? Let's go, I'll take you to pick up skewers!"

Xiao Liang pushed the two away with his backhand, tightened his tie, raised his chin and said unhappily, "Why are you laughing, if you laugh again, I'll beat you two to death."

"Hey, isn't it just an April Fool's Day joke? It's necessary to take it so seriously. This time I'll treat you, and I'll pay for it. Eat whatever you want!" Xiaoliang's colleague shook his hands proudly.

When Xiao Liang heard this, his ashen complexion immediately improved a lot.

"Let me just say it first, this time I'm going to eat a lot, don't be afraid that I'll eat up your wallet!" Xiao Liang said with emphasis.

The expressions of the two of them changed, and they quickly changed their words: "Don't, Brother Liang, it's okay if I was wrong, I will slap my face..."

The three office workers walked into a small restaurant in the city center while talking.

Xiaoliang sat down on the stool, untied his tie and put it in his briefcase, unbuttoned the collar to breathe.

While his colleagues were busy, Xiao Liang leisurely took out his mobile phone and logged into the Qidian Reading APP.

I saw the update status of the king’s mercy displayed in the Qidian APP, with the words "read it finished".

Read it?

As early as March 30, he caught up with the latest chapter.

Yesterday he found that the king spared his life and didn't update it. He thought that the author might have something to delay the update.

I thought I'd wait until the next day, which is today.

Unexpectedly, when I opened it today, my lord, spare my life, it still showed the reading status as completed, that is to say, the author hadn't updated it yet!

Xiao Liang looked at the weather outside the small restaurant. The sun was setting, the dim sunlight intertwined with the color of the night, and the restaurants on the street had turned on their bright lights.

It's already six o'clock in the afternoon, and it stands to reason that the update should have been updated long ago.

What the hell happened to the author of The King's Life?

It was the first time for Xiaoliang to read such a light-hearted and funny online novel. It was full of enthusiasm and emotion.

Therefore, chasing every day has become an indispensable daily routine for Xiaoliang. Once I see that there is no update, I can't help but want to send the blade.

Now Xiaoliang endured it for two days, like an erupting volcano, he couldn't help sending blades to the book review section.

"The author is coming out to update, if not, I will send the blade!"

Apart from Xiao Liang, there are other people in the book review area who are sending razor blades angrily, and the rows of comments are as long as a thousand lines.

"I'm so hungry if I don't read it for a day... Sorry for posting in the wrong book review area, but I still want to send the blade."

"Protest! Protest! Protest!  …"

"It's not fair, the gourmet literature is updated,

Why don't the king spare your life! "

There are also some people who use tipping to send blades. For example, the little squirrel rewards 100,000 starting coins to remind you to send blades!

Even local tyrants are sending blades, and fans who want to come to the fan base are also sending blades.

Trabecula, who felt empty in his heart, bit a bunch of it angrily, and the spicy taste exploded in his mouth instantly, and the depression in his heart suddenly decreased a lot.

After eating a few skewers, he glanced at Qidian APP again, still holding certain thoughts in his heart.

Please forgive me for not reading a chapter.

"Hey, updated?"

It was "read" just now, but now it is "not read a chapter", indicating that a chapter has been updated.

Xiaoliang rubbed his chin, it took only a while, and it was updated. It seems that everyone's comments on blades are very effective.

He opened the list of chapters with great interest, and when he scrolled to the bottom, he saw a few words. The title of the chapter read: "Leave Request."

Xiaoliang's heart skipped a beat, his throat groaned, and his right hand tremblingly clicked on this chapter.

"I've been double-opening all the time. I'm not in good condition. I'll take a few days off temporarily. The food article will still be updated. Your Majesty will wait for a few days."

With a simple and rude request for leave, the master said that he would take a few days off.

Xiao Liang couldn't sit still anymore. Food Wen was a bit tired of the routine after seeing it, but the king spared him and he wasn't tired yet. No matter how you look at it, it's a thriving situation. I'm looking forward to the next plot, how can I stop it at this time.

Send blades, decisively send blades!

Seeing that Xiao Liang's face was ugly, the colleague next to him thought that Xiao Liang was still angry, so he poked Xiao Liang with his elbow and said with a smile: "What's the matter, I'm not happy to ask you to have a skewer, then I won't invite you next time." ah."

"No, it's just that a certain online writer has stopped updating, and I want to send a machete to my door!" Xiao Liang said darkly.

"Is it... so scary?" The two colleagues shrank their necks, feeling their necks were cold.