Turns Out I’m a Great Cultivator

Soon, the Queen Mother thought that it was only a month or two since the last time she gave out the flat peach core, right?

So... a flat peach grows?

Shouldn't they all be cooked once every three thousand years?

Damn, when did flat peaches ripen so early?

Li Nianfan picked up the little fox in his arms, put it in front of him, and shook its tail.

The little fox looked at Li Nianfan very innocently, and even blinked, spreading his hands out, making an expression of not knowing anything.

However, its mouth is slightly bulging, obviously hiding something.

"Although peaches are good, don't eat them with the peach pits." Li Nianfan spread his hand in front of the little fox's mouth, and said, "Hurry up and eat it carefully, a peach tree will grow in your stomach."

Can a peach tree grow in the stomach?

The little fox's eyes suddenly became bright, and then he retracted his neck without hesitation, and swallowed the peach pit with a "gudong".

Then there was a look of anticipation.

Hee hee hee, I will have endless peaches in my stomach from now on, happy.

"Well……"

Li Nianfan stroked his head helplessly, obviously he couldn't fish it out, but it was just eating a peach pit, so it wasn't a big problem, so he had to put the little fox down.

He looked at the Jade Emperor and the others, and saw that they still had a lot to say, and said with a smile, "Xiaobai, bring some more peaches, and some other fruit plates as well."

After a pause, he said helplessly: "I'm sorry, there is only one peach tree at present, and the number of peaches is a little less. Everyone will make do with it. When other peach trees are planted, we will surely let everyone eat enough."

Everyone waved their hands again and again, and said sincerely: "If you don't let it go, if you don't let it go, Lord Shengjun is really too polite."

When, the spirit root fairy fruit can only be described as 'just enough'.

And... What kind of experience is it to eat as much as you can eat flat peaches? Is there such an operation?

Adjectives of masters are always so unpredictable.

Li Nianfan brought the painting he drew over, spread it out in front of everyone, and asked curiously: "By the way, since you have fought against Kunpeng, what does Kunpeng look like? Does my painting look like it?" ?”

"this……"

The Jade Emperor and others looked at Li Nianfan's painting and found themselves in trouble.

After deliberating for a while, I decided to tell the truth, and said, "To be honest, my lord, our cultivation is limited, and we fought against Kunpeng, but we couldn't force out its real body, and since the prehistoric times, Kunpeng has rarely revealed his real body, almost no one I have seen its original form."

But even though they said that, they were sure that the one in the painting must be Kunpeng, how could the expert draw it wrong?

I and others haven't seen Kunpeng, that's ignorance, is it possible that an expert hasn't seen it?

And... just judging from the breath, the Kunpeng in this painting is much more unfathomable, and the Kunpeng demon master is absolutely inferior!

"So that's the case, it's a pity." Li Nianfan shook his head regretfully.

Then, he looked at the inscription on the corner of the painting, thought for a moment, and said, "I remember, I haven't finished inscribing this word yet, little Daji, help me sharpen the ink."

"Okay, young master." Daji smiled all over the city. It had been a long time since she helped young master grind ink, she was very warm and familiar with the road.

This is... the next inscription?

The hearts of the Jade Emperor and the others all twitched violently, and then they all held their breath in unison.

They couldn't help but look at the four unfinished words on the painting, "There are fish in the dark north—"

What will be written later?

It always feels like a verdict is being pronounced, how is the expert going to deal with Demon Master Kunpeng?

So looking forward to, so nervous!

Li Nianfan picked up the brush and looked at the Kunpeng in the painting, a trace of displeasure naturally appeared in his eyes.

The little Daji and the others that Kunpeng harmed were so embarrassed, and even injured their friends. It was extremely thrilling, and the painting I drew for him was considered in vain.

I admit that you are awesome, but you can do whatever you want? This means that I can't beat you, otherwise... I will definitely stew you into a pot of soup to relieve Xiao Daji!

At this moment, the wind stopped, the clouds stopped, and everyone was keenly aware of the change in Li Nianfan's mood. This mighty aura was more terrifying than the wrath of the sky. It seemed that a single thought could determine the life and death of any existence in the world!

They were even more tense and almost suffocated, and the surrounding atmosphere was so solemn that it almost froze.

The expert is obviously...unhappy!

Suddenly Li Nianfan smiled, knowing how to fill in the words behind Youyu in Beiming.

Originally, he wanted to write a complete getaway, which was considered a masterpiece anyway, but at this time, he was naturally out of mood, so he changed it directly!

Put pen to paper, followed by Beiming Youyu.

"There is a fish in the Northern Darkness. Its name is Kun. Kun is so big that it can't be stewed in a pot. It turns into a bird. Its name is Peng. Peng is so big that it needs two barbecue grills, one secret and one slightly spicy!"

The brush is flying like a dragon, probably because of displeasure, which makes the brush stroke a bit thick, but... it has an extra murderous meaning, which makes everyone feel scared when they look at it.

Everyone carefully looked at the words that fell on the paper, and suddenly the corners of their mouths twitched, and they took a breath of cold air.

This sentence is completely literal, not esoteric at all, without any deep meaning, it can be summed up in five words - I want to eat Kunpeng.

As these words appeared on the painting, in the eyes of everyone, the painting actually changed.

The sea water, which was originally calm, began to churn, and bubbles began to bubble on the surface of the water, as if it was boiling.

Water vapor is still endless water vapor.

But... this water vapor is completely different from just now, it is no longer warm and cold, but with waves of heat, which makes everyone feel a scorching heat, and an extreme uneasiness emerges from the bottom of their hearts.

Angry, the expert is definitely angry!

At this moment, the ocean was clearly no longer an ocean, but a big pot, and what was stewed in the pot was Kunpeng!

"Moo—"

The familiar cry sounded again, but this time it no longer had a sense of majesty, but instead brought waves of panic and helplessness.

Whether it is a big fish in the sea or a bird in the sky, because of the existence of this sentence, everything that was originally revealed has changed, and there is a feeling of struggling to escape!

Seems to be the last protest before launching into soup.

"alright."

Li Nianfan looked at his work with satisfaction, and said with a smile: "This damn Kunpeng, in vain I even drew a picture for it, so it can be regarded as a little relief."

It's impossible to beat it, but it's still possible to spoof it.

The Jade Emperor immediately said: "Don't worry, my lord, if there is a chance, we will definitely destroy Kunpeng!"

"It's not easy for such a veteran and strong man." Li Nianfan shook his head, "Your Majesty's kindness is appreciated, there is no need to do this specially, after all, safety comes first."

"This painting is just written casually. It is hard to wait for the elegant hall. The painting is useless, but it makes everyone laugh."

While speaking, Li Nianfan threw the painting into a ball and threw it into the trash can.

The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor looked at the paper in the trash can, moved their mouths, and finally swallowed what they wanted to ask for with strong willpower.

Is this painting obsolete? What a waste! What a waste!

Such a precious painting, don’t give it to me, give it to me!

I'm not afraid of your jokes, the meaning of the Dao in this painting is enough for me to comprehend for a lifetime...

The heartache was so painful that I couldn't breathe, I was so shocked that I felt ashamed, and I wanted to cry.

Afterwards, everyone exchanged some pleasantries again, and the Jade Emperor and the others got up to say goodbye, and looked at the trash can again, really reluctant to part.

Walking out of the gate of the courtyard, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother looked at each other, but at the same time they sighed deeply, showing bitterness on their faces.

The Jade Emperor shook his head, and said in shame: "We failed to catch Kunpeng, this time it was our dereliction of duty!"

Ao Cheng comforted him and said, "Your Majesty, you can't say that. Kunpeng's cultivation level is indeed high, and he doesn't mean to blame him."

"The displeasure of the expert is the biggest blame! We... failed to relieve the worries of the expert!"

The Queen Mother could understand the Jade Emperor's mood, and said with a heavy voice: "Our Heavenly Palace has received too much favor from a master. The Jade Emperor and I can come out, and there is also the re-establishment of the Heavenly Palace, as well as merit rewards. There is no such thing as a master. We don’t know what the whole world looks like, but we can’t even do such a small thing well.”

There was deep remorse in her voice.

To the expert, Kunpeng is just an ant-like existence, but he and others let an ant offend the expert, this is dereliction of duty, a very serious dereliction of duty!

"Hurry up and fix it." The Jade Emperor's eyes sank suddenly, and he said: "The expert first said that he wanted to see what the Kunpeng's body looked like, and then he wrote such a poem, obviously he wanted to drink the Kunpeng. It's time for soup, there is no need to delay, the time has come to solve problems for the expert!"

The Queen Mother also nodded again and again, "What Your Majesty said is true. There are fish in the dark north, and it should be where Kunpeng is. The expert hinted so clearly. If we still can't do well, then we really have no face to see the expert again!"

"The expert has helped us a lot, and he has given us a taste of things that we didn't dare to think about before. Now he wants to eat Kunpeng soup. Even if I die, I should try my best to get it!"

Ao Cheng's tone was firm, he paused and continued: "Beiming's words, it should be in the direction of Beihai, and my Dragon Clan of the East China Sea will rush there at any time!"