Turns Out I’m a Great Cultivator
Chapter 699 Just bear with it for two or three minutes.
Li Nianfan couldn't help but ask: "How did you catch this? She provoked you."
Nannan said: "She didn't provoke us, but I saw that she looked different from us, so I caught her and showed her to my brother to add another member to our zoo."
After a pause, she asked expectantly: "By the way, brother, can she eat it?"
eat?
Adding members to the zoo?
Li Nianfan suddenly felt speechless.
Such a good child, why did he become like this?
When facing the angel, her first reaction was whether she could eat it. Also, if we capture the angel and bring him to the zoo, we are not running a zoo. Who will come to see it? Do we charge admission?
But having said that, this angel is really beautiful and can compete with Xiao Daji.
It's really a shame that Nannan caught her back. After all, he has never seen an angel before.
"Ahem, angels can't be eaten." Li Nianfan directly shattered his daughter's fantasy.
Angels are also human beings, which is a very dangerous idea.
As he spoke, his eyes fell on the angel's pair of white wings.
They are indeed angel wings. They look high-end, but I don’t know how they feel in the hand.
Li Nianfan was curious and asked politely, "Can I touch your wings?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
War Angel twisted his body as hard as he could, staring hard at Li Nianfan with his blue eyes, struggling constantly, full of resistance.
Li Nianfan smiled and said, "If you don't refuse, you will be acquiescing and offending me."
As he spoke, he already raised his hand to touch it.
Wow, so soft!
So slippery!
It also has a temperature that keeps your palms warm.
This reminded him of the feeling when he stroked the little fox. Unfortunately, the little fox was now in human form and he hadn't stroked it for a long time. He missed it very much.
However, there are still some differences between the two.
The little fox's fur is thinner, and it is combined with the soft body curve of the little fox, while the angel's is made of feathers, which are soft to the touch, but the wings under the feathers are hard. Each has its own merits, and both Very comfortable.
It is unimaginable that I am actually masturbating a beautiful angel. I am truly a winner in life.
The smile on Li Nianfan's face never disappeared, and he said: "They are indeed angel wings. The feel is so enjoyable! These holy feathers are really hard to put down."
War Angel's body was trembling and his face was red, because he was angry.
If her cultivation hadn't been blocked, she would definitely chop the man in front of her into pieces!
Although this group of people seemed to be in great awe of this man, in her eyes, Li Nianfan was just a mortal with no mana fluctuations, and could not put any pressure on her.
She used up all her strength and struggled to make a sound from her throat, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Get, get rid of your dirty, dirty hands!"
Wings are undoubtedly the symbol of the angel clan and their pride. They are a feature that distinguishes them from other races. Just like birds cherish their own wings, the angel clan regards their wings as more important than their lives.
Anyone who dares to play with it will definitely fight to the death!
War Angel's eyes were red and he glared at Li Nianfan.
"Sorry." Li Nianfan retracted his hand reluctantly.
Pity.
It is obviously unrealistic to want to masturbate to Angel all the time. She is a girl after all.
Nannan said angrily: "Brother, this angel still dares to be rude to you, otherwise I will kill her!"
Li Nianfan rubbed his daughter's head with a wry smile, "Don't! They didn't provoke us, we can't bully them."
This naughty kid, who captured and tied people up like this without saying a word, would kill them if they didn't agree with each other. He was really murderous.
But how to deal with this angel, Li Nianfan also has a headache.
Let it go, they obviously have a grudge against me and others.
He couldn't bear to kill him. After all, this was an angel and he didn't provoke him.
Forget it, let’s leave it alone for now, maybe we can raise an angel for fun?
Li Nianfan thinks this is possible.
He continued to wander around the zoo and started looking for delicious food.
"Hey, this ice silkworm is good enough. The chickens and peacocks at home will definitely like to eat it. I can make it into chicken food. The eggs laid by the chickens will be more nutritious."
Last time, after the chickens ate locusts, the eggs they laid improved significantly. They still need to eat more bugs.
"What kind of hippopotamus is this? It looks so unique!"
Li Nianfan looked at a monster beast again, his eyes lit up slightly, "Hippopotamus meat is rare. Come on, let's drag it into the yard and eat it tonight!"
"Moo, moo!"
The hippo opened its eyes in fear and began to howl.
Wori, there are so many game here, why did they choose to eat me? This is too much for me!
The other game animals watched silently as the hippopotamus was dragged into the courtyard, their eyes filled with joy and sadness.
Brother Ma, have a good trip.
I thought that we were all the demon kings of a generation who had achieved great success in cultivation, but now we have fallen to this, becoming game animals kept in captivity by others, wuwuwu——
When the war angel saw this scene, he also looked frightened.
No wonder that little girl asked me if she could eat it.
It turns out that if you stay here, you will really be eaten!
And who is that man?
This group of people caught so many powerful game animals just to feed that man?
How powerful must this man be?
She had too many questions in her mind, but before she could think about it, Nannan's group of people actually left and came back again, followed by the bald native dog, directly surrounding her.
In the mouth of the native dog, there is also a strange big stick, which is covered with raised particles and looks a bit oozing.
War Angel's heart tightened, his delicate body trembled slightly, and he said in fear: "You... what are you going to do? Didn't that man say that I don't taste good?"
Long Er said with a smile: "Don't worry, my brother said I won't kill you, so we definitely won't kill you."
Battle Angel said weakly: "Then what are you going to do?"
She was a little uneasy.
Nannan looked at Dahei and asked curiously: "Dahei dog, why did you ask us to come here?"
Dahei put down the big stick in his mouth and said proudly: "In terms of understanding Master, none of you are as good as me!"
"Didn't you pay attention to the master's reaction just now?"
"The owner likes to touch this angel's feathers very much. He just can't put it down. As a dog beside his owner, he naturally has to share his worries!"
After its voice fell, Nannan and the others' eyes couldn't help but light up.
"Yeah, why didn't I think that since my brother likes angel feathers, then we will pluck the feathers and give them to him!"
"Young master did say that angel feathers are really a good thing!"
"Ah, big black dog, you are so smart!"
They looked at the wings of the war angel and their eyes were filled with light.
Dahei's dog mouth smiled slightly, "That's right."
It looked at War Angel, and its dog-like smile couldn't help but widen again.
Wow, I won’t be the only one bald from now on!
Nannan couldn't wait any longer, "Then what are you waiting for? Plug it out quickly!"
"Don't panic, I have already prepared, use this!"
Dahei pointed to the big stick on the ground and said, "My master always uses this when de-hairing game animals. It is convenient, quick and absolutely clean."
Nannan and Long Er nodded together and said happily: "Yeah, we saw my brother using it."
Remove...hair removal?
War Angel's pretty face turned pale, and she looked at the big stick in fear, her body trembling.
He weakly begged: "No, please, don't do this!"
Nannan had already picked up the big stick and said, "This is big, please bear with it."
Then he stretched the big stick towards the war angel.
"no, do not want!"
He was as arrogant as a war angel, his tears couldn't stop flowing down, his delicate body was struggling and trembling.
Poor weak and helpless.
Long Er comforted him from the side: "Don't be afraid, it will be over in two or three minutes."
"You are not human!"
"stop!"
"don't want!"
"ah!"
…
Two or three minutes later.
"Ohh Ohh ohh--"
The war angel fell to the ground exhausted, his spirit was apathetic, he had suffered a major blow, and looked helpless.
She burst into tears and her eyes were swollen from crying. She watched helplessly as Long Er and others held all her feathers in their hands and ran towards the courtyard.
She was left alone, curled up silently, sobbing.
At this time, in the courtyard.
The ferocious hippopotamus had fallen into a peaceful state, and Li Nianfan and Xiaobai were cleaning its internal organs.
It is huge and requires a lot of effort.
Li Nianfan sighed with emotion: "As expected of a monster, the meat of this hippopotamus is quite firm and the whole body is made of muscles. The taste should not be bad. How should I choose to eat it?"
At this moment, I saw Nannan and the others trotting in, their faces flushed and looking quite excited.
Taking a closer look, they all held a lot of feathers in their hands.
Each of these feathers is extremely beautiful, a little longer than the palm of your hand, and like a light source, it is still glowing faintly.
Hey, something is familiar.
Isn't this the feather of an angel?
He was stunned and asked: "You... you didn't pluck that angel's feathers, did you?"
Nannan took the credit and said, "Yes, didn't we see that my brother liked it? So we pulled it out and gave it to him."
Snapped.
Li Nianfan slapped himself on the forehead.
What is this?
Although... angel feathers are indeed a good thing and I like them very much, but this is too overbearing.
He asked: "How is that angel?"
Long Er said: "Brother, don't worry, it's very good. We don't care about her."
All the hair has been plucked out, but why are you still screaming?
Li Nianfan slapped the heads of Long Er and Nannan, and then walked out of the courtyard.
He did not go to see the angel directly, but watched from a distance.
But he saw that the angel was curled up and crying.
A pair of beautiful white wings had disappeared and turned into a pair of fleshy wings, wrapping her body like an injured kitten licking its wounds.
However, the pair of fleshy wings were actually the same as her skin, very white and not too ugly.
"I'm afraid this angel is very broken right now."
Full of sympathy and guilt, Li Nianfan returned to the courtyard and sighed: "Forget it, I've pulled it all out, I have to find a way to remedy it."
He focused his attention on the pair of feathers.
When I raised my hand to pick it up, it was still warm, as if it had its own warmth, like warm jade.
"If you made a blanket out of angel feathers, it would be absolutely comfortable."
Li Nianfan couldn't help but have a sudden thought, and then shook his head and said: "But this is too luxurious, there are not so many feathers at all."
Carpets, bed blankets, blankets, table and chair cushions, etc., each of which requires more than one piece. How many angel feathers are needed?
It’s a luxury just to think about it!
Nannan volunteered: "Brother, if you want more feathers, I can catch them for you!"
"Snapped!"
Li Nianfan slapped his daughter on the head and taught him a lesson: "Don't think about violence all day long. We are not robbers. Remember, I will not offend anyone unless they offend me! Do you know that?"
He was a little worried that Nannan and the others would go astray if they continued like this. When they became strong, virtue became particularly important. If they couldn't control them, they would be bandits.
The dragon-slaying warrior eventually becomes a dragon.
Nannan flattened her mouth and said, "Oh."
Li Nian added: "To prevent you from doing whatever you want in the future, everyone, please copy the "Disciple Rules" for me a hundred times!"
Alas, I have no cultivation, and I don't have the strength to suppress Nannan and the others. I can only teach them more while my words are still useful.
This is not only for their own good, but also for your own safety.
Long Er asked curiously: "Brother, what are the Disciple Rules?"
Li Nianfan said: "It's a book, I'll go find it for you right now!"
After saying that, he entered the utility room, rummaged through the cabinets for a while, and brought out a book with a blue cover.
There are three words printed on the book in regular script: Disciple Regulations.
Buzz!
When everyone's eyes fell on this book, they felt that their Tao became violent in an instant, and a wave of inexplicable pressure suppressed them. It seemed to be some extremely terrifying rule that wanted to constrain their Tao.
However, when they struggled to explore, this pressure was invisible and invisible, as if it did not exist at all.
Li Nianfan handed the book to Long Er and said, "Remember it, and feel it with your heart when copying it!"
Long Er nodded obediently and said, "Oh."
After coming into contact with the "Disciple Rules", Long Er felt that the inexplicable pressure was even heavier. However, out of her trust in Li Nianfan, she opened the book without hesitation.
"Disciple rules and sages' instructions. First, be filial to your brothers, then be sincere and trustworthy. Love others broadly and be kind. If you have spare energy, study literature. Don't hesitate when your parents call you. Don't be lazy when your parents ask you to do it..."
A halo of light flows from the book.
Lines of text flowed out like water, surrounding everyone.
At this moment, the laws dissipated and the Dao lay dormant. Even the magic power in their bodies returned to calm, and their Dao was no longer manic, but was suppressed to the extreme.
Nannan gathered around, Situ Qin gathered around, Qin Manyun, Xiao Daji, Huofeng and Little Fox all came to Long Er's side and looked at the "Disciple Rules" quietly.
At this moment, the sound of reciting seemed to ring in their ears. This was not the sound of the avenue, but the sound of rules and shackles!
At this moment, they realized that the pressure that restrained them did not come from any external force, but from themselves!
Only you can restrain yourself!
The so-called Dao mind is not only about enlightenment, but also about concentration!
If you are not determined, you will eventually lose yourself in the great road and become an existence that is no different from the ancient tribe. In order to pursue a higher road, you will do whatever it takes, eventually destroying the world and swallowing up the seven realms!
You'll Also Like
-
Comprehensive comic: I create a dungeon and harvest all realms
Chapter 132 3 hours ago -
Comprehensive comics: I have a golden finger every month
Chapter 114 3 hours ago -
Konoha Collector, get the Uzumaki Immortal body at the beginning
Chapter 113 3 hours ago -
Martial Arts Sword Immortal Comes to Earth
Chapter 194 3 hours ago -
The salty fish god of the life you yearn for
Chapter 195 3 hours ago -
Pokémon Super Player
Chapter 196 3 hours ago -
Hong Kong Films: Starting from the Legend of Lei Luo
Chapter 185 3 hours ago -
Shenhao: Start with the delivery boy
Chapter 193 3 hours ago -
Academic tyrant: I have become a prodigy since I was able to pursue my academic career with peace of
Chapter 185 3 hours ago -
I, create the Night Journey of Hundred Ghosts on the Great Route
Chapter 199 3 hours ago