Turns Out I’m a Great Cultivator

Long Er was not very interested in archery. At this time, her attention was focused on the food, and she asked expectantly: "Brother, what should we eat?"

Li Nianfan smiled slightly, "Let's play skewers today!"

"Lu skewers?"

Everyone's eyes lit up at the same time, full of desire for delicious food.

Nannan immediately threw aside the encyclopedia of archery skills and wiped the saliva that overflowed from the corner of her mouth.

After following Li Nianfan for so long, they naturally know what lu skewers means.

Different from the usual home-cooked dishes, making skewers can bring a completely different feeling, and the taste of the food is also very unique, and because they don’t eat it often, it makes them think about it all the time.

It’s finally time to make skewers, I’m so looking forward to it!

Li Nianfan said: "Come on, let's all start together. Let's light the fire and set up the grill. If you want to eat, you can use bamboo skewers to skewer the food yourself. Pair it with wine. Let's have a good time!"

There were so many game meats stored last time, with all kinds of meat, so many varieties, it would be a pity not to eat skewers.

This is definitely an indescribable gourmet feast. In the previous life, any piece of meat would have fetched a sky-high price. It was a dream but not a dream.

"I want to eat that black beef. It's absolutely delicious when worn in skewers!"

"That magical bird is so beautiful, and the meat must be very tender and delicious. I want to eat its legs."

"Can the dragon horns on that giant tiger's head be eaten? I want to roast them and try them."

"Woof woof woof, roasted deer tail, I want to eat roasted deer tail!"

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They rushed to the refrigerator one by one, just like Li Nianfan went to a meat skewer shop to choose meat skewers in his previous life, and they were dazzled.

While swallowing, he was struggling with the ingredients he wanted to eat.

This scene made Li Nianfan feel extremely happy and satisfied.

He suddenly smiled and said: "Let me tell you a secret, skewers are not only delicious with meat, bananas, sweet potatoes, eggplants, leeks... anything can be made into skewers, and the taste is even better than meat."

"Really? Then I'm going to pick Chinese cabbage."

"I'm going to pick mushrooms."

"I'm going to pick ginseng."

"I'm going to pick potatoes."

Li Nianfan's face looked strange, and he felt like something special had been mixed in.

Threads of charcoal fire slowly rose, making the courtyard warm and lively. Everyone ate enthusiastically, independent of the hustle and bustle of the outside world.

Outside the door, everyone in the Heavenly Palace slowly recovered from the power of the arrow just now.

Their noses twitched in unison, and they were immediately intoxicated by the delicious food wafting out of the courtyard.

"Damn, it smells so good. Master and the others are eating delicious food again."

"What a divine smell this is. It penetrates my bones. One whiff is worth a day of practice for me. I love it."

"Even though the world is overturned and the source world is in chaos, the master's place is still peaceful. This is the pattern of the boss."

"I finally understand why many monsters like to stay on the mountain tops of masters. Even if they are just peripheral members, they can smell the fragrance, listen to music, and pick up garbage. This is a blessing that countless people can't even imagine."

"The arrow shot by the master just now must have been aimed at the changes in the source world. Yang Jian, please quickly take someone to investigate."

"Hush hush - why me, I want to smell the delicious food here, Xiao Chengfeng, you go."

"I won't go, I want to smell it here too, the smell is too overpowering, hush hush -"

However, the next moment, their faces turned green at the same time.

The whole person's face was distorted, and he was strangling his neck tightly, with smoke coming from his orifices.

Because just as they took a big breath, a strong and strange odor suddenly mixed in with the wonderful fragrance.

This sudden contrast directly made their internal organs churn and their faces turned green.

But they saw Wang Zun and Su Chen walking over carrying dung buckets.

Wang Zun rejoiced: "Fortunately, I caught up and can smell the delicious food cooked by the master again."

Su Chen nodded and said, "Yes, the food we eat this time seems to be special, but it tastes better."

Then, the two of them put the dung bucket on the ground together, sat down on the spot, and began to revel in the delicious food.

Taoist Junjun and others looked at the dung bucket in front of them, and the corners of their mouths kept twitching.

Just come here to smell the scent, why are you bringing a dung bucket here?

And you are really talented for being able to inhale fragrance in this kind of environment.

Xiao Chengfeng couldn't bear it any more on the spot and yelled: "Damn it, did you two come here specifically to disgust people? Do you have to put a dung bucket on the table when you eat in the future?"

Wang Zun said earnestly: "Fellow Daoist Xiao, the fact that you are so impetuous shows that your realm is not high enough. As long as your mind is calm enough, you can automatically filter out the odor and smell the fragrance."

Xiao Chengfeng immediately said: "Fart! You guys are obviously picking shit all day long and are used to the smell, so it doesn't matter. It has something to do with your state of mind!"

"Fellow Daoist Xiao, since you said so, we have nothing to hide."

Wang Zun looked at Xiao Chengfeng solemnly and said solemnly: "You are right, we are here to disgust you."

As soon as the words fell, Wang Zun and Su Chen burst into laughter, extremely loud.

"Hahaha, I'm finally happy. I want you to experience the work of picking up dung."

"I'm sorry, everyone, picking shit is only so much fun. Thank you for helping us."

"Don't be offended, don't be offended. In fact, although the smell is a bit smelly, it is still a good thing. Smelling it is still good for the body."

"Come on, take these rags for picking up manure and smell them more. Try to get used to the smell as soon as possible, so that you won't be affected by us when you smell it in the future."

Wang Zun and Su Chen's words directly made everyone's hair stand on end in anger.

Silently he showed the magic weapon in his hand.

Wang Zun warned: "Whatever you do, if you dare to take action, this dung bucket will fall over!"

Everyone in the Heavenly Palace froze immediately.

If the dung bucket really falls over, the responsibility is huge and cannot be explained to an expert.

Even Taoist Master Junjun, who was extremely well-behaved, couldn't bear it anymore and said helplessly: "You are real dogs!"

Yang Jian looked at the rag and asked, "Is this rag given to you by the master?"

Wang Zun smiled and nodded: "Not bad, how about it? Is it interesting to you?"

These cloths were all discarded garbage by Li Nianfan and were used to clean the excrement buckets. There was enough cloth, so Wang Zun didn't feel bad at all.

Yang Jian and others looked at the rag and hesitated for a moment, but finally took it away.

Although it smells a bit stinky, it is undeniable that it is indeed a treasure.

Xiao Chengfeng said sourly: "It's good to stay at the foot of the mountain where the masters live, and you can get rich casually."

"Wow."

"Chi chi chi——"

At this time, a chicken flew to the courtyard wall and screamed at everyone.

Everyone immediately greeted him and said politely: "Friend Chicken Taoist."

This is a master's chicken, and it must not be neglected.

Taoist Junjun had a thought and said excitedly: "Fellow Taoist Chicken appears here. Does the master have any orders?"

This is most likely a messenger chicken.

The chicken nodded, raised its neck slightly, and said, "The gray mist is of great use to the master. You should pay more attention and collect as much as possible."