Turns Out I’m a Great Cultivator

"Beauty, brother is here, let's have a fight."

"It's delicious. This is the world of gourmet food. I'm so happy."

"The feeling of wine pool and meat forest is great. I am the strongest person in the world, and I should have everything in the world."

"Those who have bullied me and despised me are now trampled under my feet. I will do whatever I want!"

…

In the mirage, monks and demons are all trapped in their own illusions, controlled by the mirage dragon, and will never wake up.

The mind is immersed in a dream world, but the body is used like a puppet.

On this day, it rained heavily.

There is something unusual about this rain.

It was extremely turbid, yellow in color, and had a strange smell.

When the rain fell on the creatures in the mirage, they all shook violently.

Someone was enjoying delicious food in the illusion, and the food chewed in his mouth suddenly began to flow out of yellow and white stuff...

Someone is hugging a beauty. The next second, the beauty in his arms emits a strange smell, and liquid begins to flow from her body...

Someone is holding an artifact to command the world, only to find that the artifact in his hand has turned into a piece of shit...

"Ah! No, who put something so vile in my food?"

"Beauty, my beauty! Didn't you say that fairies don't have three urgent needs? How could you be like this?"

"Treasure, my treasure has gone bad! No -"

All the creatures trembled for a while, woke up from nightmares, and then looked at the world blankly.

"This...is this a mirage?"

"By the way, our sect was swallowed up by the mirage, and we fell into an endless illusion."

"The mirage was so scary. I thought I would never be able to wake up. Who saved us?"

"This rain is unusual. It's because of this rain. It saved us!"

"Ugh - what's going on? Why does the rain smell so bad? It turns out we were woken up by the smell. No wonder we were in a dream..."

"Treasure, this rain is truly a supreme treasure! It can actually wake us up from the illusion of mirage! Drink up, it's wasted!"

"This stinks too much. Why do I feel like this look is mixed with feces?"

"You know what? Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease! Although it tastes bad, it is definitely good. I took a sip and my path became a little better."

"Don't grab it, this is mine!"

…

On the side, Xiao Chengfeng, who was about to make a grand debut, silently stopped moving forward.

The way these people were frantically waiting for the rain to eat made him lose his ability.

If you rush up to tell them the truth at this time, you will probably be beaten to death.

Yang Jian said quietly: "Looking at how happy they are drinking, let's wait until they are full before going out..."

Everyone else nodded in agreement.

After a while.

The rain stopped.

Seeing that everyone was still thinking about the rain just now, Yang Jian and others slowly walked out.

"Is it you?"

The other two third-step supreme masters who had followed Taoist Zuisi immediately recognized Yang Jian and others, with shocked expressions on their faces.

"Yes, it was us, and we were the ones who woke you up!"

Xiao Chengfeng laughed, and then said solemnly: "We are people from the Heavenly Palace. We used countless precious and extremely precious materials to form special spiritual objects. After special fermentation, we formed the rain just now. In other words , that rain is a huge force of fortune, it is to save you all and suppress the mirage!"

The expert specially prepared pig food for many game animals, so the countless precious materials were used properly. The manure-making process was described as a special fermentation, which is also very appropriate.

This is the art of language, I’m not lying to you.

"Heavenly Palace? Is it the rumored Heavenly Palace in the ancient restricted area?"

"Is this Heavenly Palace the same Heavenly Palace that suppressed the four major forces of Wutian Demon Palace, Shinto Pavilion, Monster Gathering Star and Dengxian Sect?"

"It's amazing. Even mirages can be dealt with. It's even more unfathomable than the rumors say."

"The righteousness of Tiangong is actually willing to take out such a treasure to save us. It is really impressive!"

"Everyone from Tiangong will be my close friends in Baiyun Sect from now on."

…

Just when everyone was grateful, the expressions of the two third-step supreme masters who were following Taoist Zuisi suddenly changed and turned pale.

"Could this be...couldn't it be the same thing as the rag they had on their head last time?"

"Last time I heard that it was a rag used to pick up manure. Wasn't that just now..."

"vomit!"

They immediately began to vomit wildly, wanting to spit out their bile.

Other people who didn't know the truth were vomiting on the spot when they saw them, and someone immediately came over to ask curiously about the situation.

The two men's eyes were red and their mouths were trembling, but in the end they did not dare to tell the truth.

They looked at the happy faces of the group of people, and suddenly felt envious. Ignorance is really a kind of happiness. Why do you want us to know the truth? Ugh——

"Gurgling, gurgling—"

Suddenly, the mirage filled the sky began to squirm.

It beat like boiling water, and then a huge vortex appeared, causing all the mirages to surge.

Everyone looked solemn.

This is obviously a sign of the emergence of mirage dragons.

"Who is tainting my mirage? They actually mixed my mirage with such vicious energy. It stinks to death!"

The low voice sounded like thunder, revealing boundless anger.

The terrifying momentum suddenly descended and enveloped everyone.

Those mirages gathered together and turned into a huge and strange dragon, looking down at everyone with command.

"It turns out that the mirage is the body of the mirage dragon. No wonder its true form cannot be found in it."

"It finally appeared. If we all join forces, we will definitely be able to kill this dragon!"

"The mirage is famous for its illusions, so actual combat is definitely not enough!"

While talking, hundreds of monks have already used magic weapons to attack the mirage dragon. In addition, many fairies also took action, and the terrifying mana brilliance shot towards the mirage dragon!

However, when those attacks reached the mirage dragon, they gradually became blurred, disappearing like the moon in the mirror, leaving only a trace of ripples.

It felt like those attacks were just hallucinations.

Everyone's pupils shrank and their hearts beat wildly.

"What's going on? I just attacked!"

"Hallucination? Are we still in an illusion?"

"No, this mirage dragon's momentum is getting stronger. It has already entered the half-step of dominance, and is even about to become the master of the avenue!"

…

Yang Jian said with a solemn expression: "What a terrifying illusion. It can easily change reality and reality, turning those attacks just now into illusions."

Taoist Junjun said with a heavy face: "It seems that we have all guessed the most important part wrong, that is, the strength of Mirage Dragon itself is also extremely terrifying, and even...it is difficult to have an opponent in the same realm!"