There was silence in the air for two or three seconds, and although he had long been Xi to Jiyou's poisonous tongue, it was still difficult for Nie Wenzai to guarantee that he would not be choked.
He was a little annoyed: "Hey, do you want to listen to me!?"
"Listen, of course."
"Then you listen well, don't make all the bells and whistles."
"Okay, okay, I'll listen, I don't speak and listen to you. Wei Xuan didn't argue with him anymore that he made him guess, but stretched out a hand to make a zipper gesture at his mouth, and the obedient little appearance was almost like two people just now.
Nie Wenzai saw that his friend gave him the steps, so he pretended to clear his throat: "I passed by the principal's office today, and I just happened to hear him talking to our old class.
"There's going to be a new classmate in our class in the afternoon, and she should be a very beautiful girl. How about it, do you want to...", with a look on his face that you know.
A few seconds later, he saw that Wei Xuan was still cooking, and he didn't mean to respond at all: "You should give a reaction."
Wei Xuan raised his head and pointed to his mouth and shook his head.
Nie Wenzai was angry and funny for a while: "You speak."
"Oh, not interested. Wei Xuan's answer was quite direct, and then he continued to chop rice.
"......" "
Mr. Xuan, this is a good opportunity to get off the list, you have to seize it!"
"Oh."
"People often say that high school is incomplete if you don't have a relationship, and I don't think you want your high school to be incomplete. "
Heh, act like you have a partner. There
was a moment of silence in the air of the
"......
".
It was almost seven or eight years later that Nie Wenzai spoke.
"Am I not waiting for you, my brother is still suffering, how can I go first?"
Wei Xuan didn't eat this at all, and looked at him with disdain: "This is the reason why you are still a single dog now?" Also, next time you have to think of a reason to hurry up, otherwise it will be too obvious. "
I... I, I didn't! I'm serious
!" Wei Xuan hurriedly denied: "
Don't! Don't pull me on my head, I don't want to be a sinner in your family."
......
Seeing
that the emotional card couldn't be played, Nie Wenzai changed his mind and went to the powerful faction: "Mr. Xuan, you see that I'm so handsome! It's not difficult to get off the list, right?"
Wei Xuan, who had just eaten a mouthful of food, was choked when he heard his words, and suddenly coughed, and finally breathed smoothly. Directly slammed into the past three times: "Who gave you the courage to say this? Lu Lixuan? Alas, I see that the reflective effect of this dinner plate is quite good, do you need me to borrow you to take it?"
"......"
"You, why do you deny me so much? Am I not handsome?"
Wei Xuan chuckled and was noncommittal.
Nie Wenzai was stimulated by his friend's attitude: "I asked, everyone I know says that I am better looking than you!" Wei
Xuan heard this, and said in surprise: "How can you be bored to this extent?
"Do you believe what you say?" "Believe it! Why don't you believe it?"
The eyes of the masses are bright. "
Oh. Then their eyes are indeed quite bright, they are all in the advanced stage of cataracts, can they not be bright. "
You're going too far.
"Isn't that true? I don't see how handsome you are from beginning to end. "
You, you are a dead duck with a hard mouth!"
"Alas~" Wei Xuan sighed and put down his chopsticks.
'I don't want you to see the real Shuaibi, you fake Shuaibi is still jumping.' It
seems that you will not give up until you reach the Yellow River, and it is time for you to understand what it means to be handsome. Nie
Wenzai: Although "???"
is not disgusted with the narcissism of his good friends, he has begun to lose himself a little when he jumps too fiercely. It's not a good thing, it needs to be hammered and knocked to make him understand his place.
As he spoke, Wei Xuan unhurriedly put a piece of toilet paper in the palm of his left hand.
Nie Wenzai: "???"
Then he stretched out his right hand and pinched the frame of his glasses, and slowly pushed the huge black-rimmed glasses above his head, gradually revealing his face hidden under the glasses and hair.
Nie Wenzai didn't care much about it, and even felt that Wei Xuan was pretending to be a ghost. However, as the huge black-rimmed glasses kept moving upward. His expression began to stiffen.
"And now?" the glasses pushed the eye-length hair to the forehead, and a smile of interest was on the handsome face.
.........
There was a moment of silence in the air.
Then the entire cafeteria heard Nie Wenzai's shocked voice.
"it!!!! woo woo~~~"
Wei Xuan directly covered Nie Wenzai's mouth with his left hand covered with toilet paper.
The right hand raised the index finger and put it to the mouth: "Shh~~"
'It turns out that the paper is to cover my mouth. Nie Wenzai thought so, and then raised his hands above his head. Saying that he will not act rashly.
Wei Xuan then withdrew the hand covering his mouth and put his glasses back into place.
"Damn, you're so handsome!?" Nie Wenzai leaned forward, his chin hadn't closed yet, and said in an incredible voice.
Nie Wenzai himself is a little handsome, his appearance is about sixty points, and people see that he has a beauty bonus. So when he was with Wei Xuan, who was only 57 charming, he often called himself handsome.
But when Wei Xuan took off his eyes, a feeling called "the clown is actually me" hovered in his heart.
"How is it?, do you know what it means to be handsome?" Wei Xuan didn't reply to his boring question, and asked jokingly.
In fact, Su Yunfan has long planned to show his true appearance in front of his dead friends. The two of them have been friends for more than two years, and it's a bit unreasonable to not show their real selves to others, right?
He likes ordinary days, yes, but in his opinion,
even if his appearance is exposed, it won't have much impact. And he also knew that Nie Wenjae was not the kind of person with a big mouth.
What's more, if you don't expose it for a while, you still have to be exposed. If he had only known at that time, it would have been more troublesome. So it is still necessary to give him a dose of preventive injection now.
Nie Wenzai: "......" "
Are you really the Wei Xuan I know
?" "What's the matter?"
"No, it always feels a little unreal."
Wei Xuan pondered for two seconds: "You sullen single dog." Nie
Wenzai: "??? no
, why is this a personal attack?
But then again, this is really a familiar flavor and familiar President Xuan.
Confirming that his best friend was still the original recipe, he shook his head and said proudly: "Women are useless to me, they will only affect the speed at which I draw the knife."
"Heh, it's useless, make it like you're a hermaphrodite, and you can figure it out on your own." "
......
" "Is this real?"
"It's real!" "But can you please shut up!?"
"......"
Wei Xuan rolled his eyes and made a final battle against the plate.
"I used to think you looked a lot better when you took off your glasses, but I didn't expect it to look so much. "
The dry rice man is still cooking.
"Mr. Xuan, you really don't have any ideas about your new classmates?"
"I'm not interested. Wei Xuan raised his face and took out a piece of toilet paper from his pocket.
"Alas, it's a pity that the old man has already seen through the red dust and is no longer obsessed with skin. Otherwise, the old man is still very willing to help others and give new students a warm home.
"Tsk, you only dare to talk to me. Wei Xuan wiped his mouth with a new tissue and ruthlessly dismantled him.
Then he stood up with his plate: "Let's go."
"Well, I didn't know that the new girl would be poisoned by that pervert. Nie Wenzai got up with emotion.
"Uh-huh. Ignoring
the guy who was still eating radishes over there, Wei Xuan picked up the plate and left.
Empty the uneaten green peppers from the plate and leave the cafeteria.
However, at this moment, a figure stood in front of him.
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